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NYSC / Re: Nairalander Renovates Community Toilet Abandoned For 20 Years While Serving by ClitoPen: 11:01pm On Dec 31, 2017
So this fine house is just a block of toilets!!....

Nice one, quite commendable
Religion / Re: Going To Church With White Candle Sticks On Crossover Nights: Meaning? by ClitoPen: 10:55pm On Dec 31, 2017
AlanSugar:


Now I understand the reason why nepa no gree give light, imagine on a night like this, no light! Abi dem wan make we carry darkness enter the new year, will this then not affect the bright side of the new year? Choi, we aff suffer!
Lolzzz
Religion / Re: Going To Church With White Candle Sticks On Crossover Nights: Meaning? by ClitoPen: 9:23pm On Dec 31, 2017
I think it's a belief that doing so is lighting your way into the new year.
Light is always chosen over darkness...

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Romance / Re: Look Well, Can You See Anything? by ClitoPen: 9:11pm On Dec 31, 2017
Repent for cross over to 2018 is at hand!!
Health / Re: British Woman Who Carries Her Heart Inside A Backpack To Keep Her Alive (Photos) by ClitoPen: 9:10pm On Dec 31, 2017
ifylamode:
And later, that same bag might enter this country as okrika, may God help us in this country.

Anyways, i wish her quick recovery
Hahahhahahaha....na that one go sell fast sef cos it looks funky with a cool colour
Health / Re: British Woman Who Carries Her Heart Inside A Backpack To Keep Her Alive (Photos) by ClitoPen: 9:05pm On Dec 31, 2017
Enemyofpeace:
How she dey fok?
No carry this kinda thoughts enter 2018 o!!

Romance / Re: Romantic Maxi Dresses For Your Woman This Festive Season by ClitoPen: 8:59pm On Dec 31, 2017
blogbaby:
Check out these unique and romantic maxi dresses at: http://www.efogator.com/search/label/Maxi%20Dresses?&max-results=6
Why did you change the deeper-life-like dress there before? Na now u see clear
Romance / Re: Romantic Maxi Dresses For Your Woman This Festive Season by ClitoPen: 8:57pm On Dec 31, 2017
citadels:
U sef what is tufiakwa here na. Haply new year otupen abi pussypen ;DU sef what is tufiakwa here na. Haply new year otupen abi pussypen
Anyone can serve so far u don't miss the pen...very important grin....meanwhile, that dress no follow! Even my houselp won't wear that!

Modified It's not my fault! Op just changed the picture to this white sexy gown!! U needed to see the ash wedding-gown-like and deeper-life-like oversized dress there before!!
Health / Re: British Woman Who Carries Her Heart Inside A Backpack To Keep Her Alive (Photos) by ClitoPen: 8:55pm On Dec 31, 2017
menwongo:

Also
Men in black will like to search for their head inside the bag @ each check point
grin grin grin grin grin
Health / Re: British Woman Who Carries Her Heart Inside A Backpack To Keep Her Alive (Photos) by ClitoPen: 8:54pm On Dec 31, 2017
Yigiyaga:
Thats if them no snatch the bag for Oshodi
grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Romantic Maxi Dresses For Your Woman This Festive Season by ClitoPen: 7:21pm On Dec 31, 2017
Tufiakwa
Health / Re: British Woman Who Carries Her Heart Inside A Backpack To Keep Her Alive (Photos) by ClitoPen: 5:51pm On Dec 31, 2017
shocked
If she were a Nigerian, she will make the worst mistake of her life looking for someone's troubles or getting into a fight cos that bag will be the enemy's target

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Celebrities / Re: “I Denied Myself Good Things To Build My Parent This House” – Nollywood Actress by ClitoPen: 5:50pm On Dec 31, 2017
It's ur responsibility.
Romance / Re: How Do I Open Up To My Oyinbo Client by ClitoPen: 10:14pm On Dec 30, 2017
TheUbermensch:
When you know you don't have the balls why venture into love scam in the first place?

If you open up, you are a fool.

If you let her go, you are a bigger fool.

Just do what you have to do.

But in no way am I encouraging internet fraud. Na. I find it repulsive as a matter of fact. I am just giving an impartial advice.
Come for your wine
Romance / Re: What Funny Lies Did You Tell Bae/boo When You Were Caught In Bed With Another? by ClitoPen: 9:48pm On Dec 30, 2017
Baby it's not what you think!...

(what do u know is in my thoughts?)
Romance / Re: For Men Only, Don't Do The Following: by ClitoPen: 9:40pm On Dec 30, 2017
21) Never wear rumpled shirt/ trousers. Iron sharp creases in the right places of your shirts and trousers
Romance / Re: For Men Only, Don't Do The Following: by ClitoPen: 9:39pm On Dec 30, 2017
MhizzAJ:
Number 10 and 5 got me laughing
Guys please take note of #15 very important
No 12 got me cracking
Events / Re: Photos Of A Groom Crying At His Wedding by ClitoPen: 9:35pm On Dec 30, 2017
Jabioro:
Happy new year in advance...with wholesome prosperous 2018..
Wish u the same bro
Events / Re: Photos Of A Groom Crying At His Wedding by ClitoPen: 8:31pm On Dec 30, 2017
Jabioro:
You didn't understand what l wrote..l simply interpreted to Yoruba.."Loju pale" means in Wholesome..it had no end until the death do them apart.
Lol...peace!
Family / Re: Awkward Look Of This Couple On Each Other (photo) by ClitoPen: 8:09pm On Dec 30, 2017
Advert-like annoyance: ...in the middle of a happy ceremony...short interval of anger....then occasion continues

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Events / Re: Photos Of A Groom Crying At His Wedding by ClitoPen: 8:05pm On Dec 30, 2017
Jabioro:
"Liability Wholesale" loju pale..
I wish u the same!
Events / Re: Photos Of A Groom Crying At His Wedding by ClitoPen: 7:25pm On Dec 30, 2017
Una dey see adorable tears but dude just remembered his couple neighbour that fought that morning...just crossed his mind that he is getting his own liability wholesale! lipsrsealed

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Romance / Re: Christmas Cooking Today, Still The Best Chef On Nl(pictures ) by ClitoPen: 6:56pm On Dec 30, 2017
amani63:
This na my Christmas cooking for today been 25th December
Haters if you don't like it fu:ck off I don't care
Happy Christmas NL

Lovely process u had there...u must b a gd cook
Health / Re: I Had To Open My Dicck For Her To See. I'm Vexed! by ClitoPen: 6:46pm On Dec 30, 2017
MrHistorian:
Thrash. . . .

Romance / Re: Which Is Better: A Degree In Earthing A Pussy Or Mathematics by ClitoPen: 6:43pm On Dec 30, 2017
Buletsir:

Pls nairaland help me choose? Anyone u say i will do.
Romance / Re: Should I Accept This Offer? by ClitoPen: 6:41pm On Dec 30, 2017
vybzkartel:

My have has given me her december

salary

this is is the first time she is giving me her salary and i am scared
i ask her and she says it is out of love

but i know she has ulterior motives, should i refund the money to her??
Who gave you December salary?
Travel / Re: Excitement As Air Peace Receives New B737 On Christmas Eve by ClitoPen: 6:39pm On Dec 30, 2017
fuckingAyaya:
Are you not a Nigerian again
Lolzzz...abi....ok o. Let me leav matter
Health / Re: Who Chewed My Fingers Last Night And Drank My Blood (pic) by ClitoPen: 5:17pm On Dec 29, 2017
Hahahahha...you hav a Lassa tenant that doesn't pay bills

Had a similar experience in a hospital! Mine was that the pain from the bite made me wake up and shift my hand simultaneously and saw the rat take off
Romance / Re: Airforce1 Are You This Famous??? (photos) by ClitoPen: 5:14pm On Dec 29, 2017
Airforce1:
Lemme watch from the side line as frustrated peeps here kill themselves over what I know nothing about ...
Don't mind them. Next year will be your 10years anniversary on nairaland.
You should be planning for the party....

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Romance / Re: Airforce1 Are You This Famous??? (photos) by ClitoPen: 5:12pm On Dec 29, 2017
Whatsapp group ke!
Health / Re: Yusuf Buhari Still Unconscious, Aisha On Admission For High Blood Pressure by ClitoPen: 5:11pm On Dec 29, 2017
Quickest recovery....

No matter how much I hate ur dad, I don't wish his son dead

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