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Romance / Re: My Husband Donated His S.p.e.r.m For IVF Without My Consent -wife Cries Out by ClitoPen: 1:40am On Dec 11, 2018
Hmmm
Romance / Re: Types Of Breast You Can Find In Nigeria (photo) by ClitoPen: 1:29am On Dec 11, 2018
Apple....up all the way

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Romance / Re: Cross-dressing Man Ties The Knot Wearing In Same Wedding Dress As His Bride. by ClitoPen: 1:27am On Dec 11, 2018
See legs grin
Jokes Etc / Funny Meme by ClitoPen: 1:23am On Dec 11, 2018
Post your favourite funny meme or picture. Let's see which one gets the highest likes
Celebrities / Re: Top 8 Most Handsome Men In The World (2018) by ClitoPen: 1:15am On Dec 11, 2018
I ve seen the advert.....Where are the pictures na
Crime / Re: See How Two Guys Scammed Shop Owner After Buying Phone Of N110K. Photos by ClitoPen: 1:11am On Dec 11, 2018
eazyman:


Best possible explanation....Its not jazz... Aboki guys at the Airport used this pattern in duping me when changing money until I busted them in the act...I insisted on recounting the money but the aboki said he is not changing the money again... Lol �.. I catch am..
pls explain
Crime / Re: See How Two Guys Scammed Shop Owner After Buying Phone Of N110K. Photos by ClitoPen: 1:08am On Dec 11, 2018
femi4:
see this one, come computer village. I will gba you even at noon. You ll go home with fufu/candle phone
lmao
Celebrities / Re: New Pictures Of Nnenna Nwabueze As She Returns To Acting by ClitoPen: 2:24pm On Dec 08, 2018
Olodo24:
I dunno her
indomie generation spotted

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Education / Re: Different Types Of Students You Will Meet In An Exam Hall (meme Collection) by ClitoPen: 1:04am On Nov 11, 2018
The pictures in number 2 and 6 need to be interchanged
Politics / Re: 'Nigeria Must Discard 1999 Constitution To Make Progress' – Prof. Akin Oyebode by ClitoPen: 5:04pm On Oct 31, 2018
Have they been using that constitution before?

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Travel / Re: Arik Air In Customers’ Data Leak Mess by ClitoPen: 5:01pm On Oct 31, 2018
fashrola:


Don't worry till them clear your bank account, your eye go open
no mind that mumu geh. E be like say she never fly before
Food / Re: Photos: Nigerian Man Wins Spicy Food Challenge In China by ClitoPen: 2:11am On Oct 23, 2018
Olohunjedalo:
Sunday CJ
What kind of name is that?
grin grin I really wonder
Family / Re: Man Discovers He Is Not The Father Of His 4 Children During US Visa Application by ClitoPen: 10:46pm On Oct 19, 2018
Chai
Romance / Re: Guy In Holland Looking For A Nigerian GF by ClitoPen: 3:57pm On Oct 15, 2018
None exist there
Jokes Etc / I Feel Like Shaking Table by ClitoPen: 11:06am On Oct 06, 2018
grin
Travel / Re: Driver Escapes Before Massive Sinkhole Swallowed A Toyota RAV4 In Colorado by ClitoPen: 11:36pm On Jul 27, 2018
greenhulk:


Next time understand what u are buying before screaming SCAM. It is clearly stated that it's a mini box for Barbies. And the size is clearly there in the description. Some people sef na wa oh. And some people are actually giving u likes.
Biko tell them.
Travel / Re: Driver Escapes Before Massive Sinkhole Swallowed A Toyota RAV4 In Colorado by ClitoPen: 11:35pm On Jul 27, 2018
junkiesneverdie:
Check out how Jumia Scammed a guy who wanted to buy a traveling box.
What they post and what he got.
They stated it's for dolls
Romance / Re: Pilot Takes His Fiancee To Pilot Room, Kisses Her In Pre-Wedding Photos by ClitoPen: 5:10pm On Jun 17, 2018
DaudaAbu:





U mean dat is a pishure of the cockpit, ?

rooster pit indeed

Lolzzzz....were u expecting it to look like the other rooster?
Romance / Re: Pilot Takes His Fiancee To Pilot Room, Kisses Her In Pre-Wedding Photos by ClitoPen: 5:09pm On Jun 17, 2018
damtan:
As an astronaut, I'll also take my fiancee to the moon for prewedding shoot.
Where should plumbers go?
Nairaland / General / Who Missed Me? by ClitoPen: 5:15am On May 25, 2018
grin
Sports / Re: Usain Bolt's Feet Causes Commotion On Social Media by ClitoPen: 12:11am On Feb 06, 2018
mikaael:


really?....lemme check my in betweens
hahahahahaha...

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Sports / Re: Usain Bolt's Feet Causes Commotion On Social Media by ClitoPen: 10:23pm On Feb 05, 2018
Any part of the body put in constant use never remains the same...

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Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson, Her Husband And Children In Adorable New Photos by ClitoPen: 2:13am On Feb 05, 2018
qualityGod:
Marriage is a scam undecided
Hahahahhahahahahahah....Dem don dupe you?
Jokes Etc / Re: Husband And Wife Taking A Shower by ClitoPen: 1:03pm On Jan 30, 2018
Autocracy1 and Emmyxto, apologies (indeed) for commenting on ur thread. You can shove the thread and the entire nairaland down your throats for all I care.

Meanwhile checkout my signature before your next mention...
Cow dung
Jokes Etc / Re: Husband And Wife Taking A Shower by ClitoPen: 1:00pm On Jan 30, 2018
Autocracy1:
HE IS NOT YOUR CLASS GUY. I KNOW WHAT I AM SAYING. HE CAN FEED/LOCK YOU AND YOUR FAMILY FOREVER. DID YOU KNOW WHERE HE CHATTING FROM? I WANT U TO MIND THE WAY YOU TALK ONLINE.
Omg! I never knew!....
His chat can't be coming from anywhere beyond the pit toilet!
You and ur family hv already been locked up and living at his mercy cos that's the only reason you turned his advocate because of the left over food u receive from him regularly
Jokes Etc / Re: Husband And Wife Taking A Shower by ClitoPen: 9:10pm On Jan 29, 2018
Emmyxto:
Dude, me and you no be mate! you just have to be grateful to GOD that nairaland has offered you the opportunity to have a say where big boys are hanging. I dont blame you, since you are jobless, you spend time here talking to people who can buy you and your family.
Hahaha...nairaland brought u and who together? U r really more foolish than I had imagined! So being on nairaland is your great achievement as a big boy!lolzzz...Am glad u realised we r not mates! Just imagining if you can stand my dog cos u can't measure up to my gateman not to talk of me! Please go gather ur fellow touts...hahahahhaha

Big boy on nairaland indeed!...hahahaha
Family / Re: I Told My Female Friend That I Found Who To Marry And She's Now Angry With Me. by ClitoPen: 7:40pm On Jan 28, 2018
Op, are u a learner?
Food / Re: Popular "Mama Ekere" Eatry In Enugu Burnt To The Ground by ClitoPen: 7:28pm On Jan 28, 2018
What actually happened?

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Romance / Re: Today.......... by ClitoPen: 7:27pm On Jan 28, 2018
She s cute! Wow

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