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Family / Re: PHOTOS: Nigerian Medical Doctor Celebrates One Year Birthday Of His Quintuplets by ClitoPen: 6:28pm On Jan 11, 2018
Wow! Lovely
I tap into this...
Celebrities / Re: Richest Pastors In The World For 2018 And Their Net Worth (no.1 Is From Nigeria) by ClitoPen: 6:26pm On Jan 11, 2018
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Celebrities / Re: Man Trend As He Rock Reverse Version Of Ebuka Agbada.hit Or Miss?(pictures ) by ClitoPen: 6:17pm On Jan 11, 2018
Abeg the abuse don do. Ppl should invent another style
Celebrities / Re: Man Trend As He Rock Reverse Version Of Ebuka Agbada.hit Or Miss?(pictures ) by ClitoPen: 6:13pm On Jan 11, 2018
"Reverse"?! I tot he was wearing the back of his clothes!

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Celebrities / Re: Powede Lawrence And Husband, Ikechukwu Welcome Their First Child by ClitoPen: 5:58pm On Jan 11, 2018
denkyw:
Wow, So women can now actually give birth within 4 months of being pregnant. God is great
NIGHTMAREOO7:
grin
4months??. Hehehehehehehe

if igbo man preeek neva chook u my sister u are still a virgin.
QuitNotice:
De gai sperms strong oo, only four months
I don laf tire for una post. ....but e go good sha if pregnancy duration is reduced
Food / Re: Goat Meat & Chicken Stew Recipe by ClitoPen: 3:17pm On Jan 11, 2018
Make I boil rice...

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Celebrities / Re: Unbelievable!!! See This Strange Tomato by ClitoPen: 3:15pm On Jan 11, 2018
Am sure it's only these buka ppl that will attempt to crush such tomato without plucking out those black stuff.....
Ppl dey chop rubbish
Celebrities / Re: Unbelievable!!! See This Strange Tomato by ClitoPen: 3:13pm On Jan 11, 2018
Abeg who recorded the tomato speech? I want to listen to it
Celebrities / Re: Actress, Mercy Aigbe Looks Beautiful As She Rocks Blonde Hair [PICS] by ClitoPen: 3:03pm On Jan 11, 2018
I will comment if no one comes to claim the hair....
Religion / Re: Fulani Herdsmen: Apostle Johnson Suleman Blows Hot by ClitoPen: 2:57pm On Jan 11, 2018
Apostle Johnson Suleiman....

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Celebrities / Re: Chika Ike Looks Sexy In White Outfit (Photos) by ClitoPen: 2:46pm On Jan 11, 2018
Cutie....Who else noticed this babe no get friends.
Politics / Re: 657,000 Pvcs Abandoned In Oyo State by ClitoPen: 2:45pm On Jan 11, 2018
Owned by ghost candidates
Romance / Re: Woman Disfigured By Accident Weds Her Man (Photo) by ClitoPen: 2:41pm On Jan 11, 2018
LessNoise:


Lmao monitoring spirit grin
grin
Romance / Re: Woman Disfigured By Accident Weds Her Man (Photo) by ClitoPen: 12:19pm On Jan 11, 2018
A simple plastic surgery will fix that face

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Romance / Re: Woman Disfigured By Accident Weds Her Man (Photo) by ClitoPen: 12:18pm On Jan 11, 2018
LessNoise:


You'll like my family then..my younger brodas name is 29billion mine is 30bill....slide into the dm grin
My guy, make use of ur moniker for once na! grin
Celebrities / Re: Sola Sobowale, Mercy Johnson, Faitha Williams All Dressed In Native Attires by ClitoPen: 12:10pm On Jan 11, 2018
showghan:
This one na news?
I wonder o....as if ppl dey waka n.aked before com see who wear clothes grin
Car Talk / Re: Bullion Van Breaks Down In Abuja, Residents Join The Police To Push It (video) by ClitoPen: 12:04pm On Jan 11, 2018
butterflyl1on:
grin cheesy

The residents are not helping them push the van. They are helping them push the van AWAY from their area before the van gets attacked and stray bullet things happen. This is 2018 and nobody wants to hear stories that touch. grin
U get point grin

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Car Talk / Re: Bullion Van Breaks Down In Abuja, Residents Join The Police To Push It (video) by ClitoPen: 12:03pm On Jan 11, 2018
Snow02:
actually that's not a bad idea
Hahahhahahaha....abi?....I won't b suprised if its an empty van

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Romance / Re: "You Are Beautiful": A Man Compliments A Female Soldier And This Happened by ClitoPen: 8:59am On Jan 11, 2018
Na waa o
Where is the beauty that he went to compliment...

Anyways, he got that because he looked poor....assuming he stopped a latest model of a Range Rover or any porsh car and reeks of money nd designers perfume and wears....it wouldn't hv happened.

Abeg any civilian man don marry soldier before? I wan know

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NYSC / Re: Lawyer Corper Returns Missing Phone In Anambra (Photos) by ClitoPen: 8:56am On Jan 11, 2018
I wish my brother and cousin boarded keke with ur type....their phones wouldn't hv been stolen
Car Talk / Re: Bullion Van Breaks Down In Abuja, Residents Join The Police To Push It (video) by ClitoPen: 8:54am On Jan 11, 2018
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Donctoms:
Yes na. imagine d millions they could havf made
grin

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Car Talk / Re: Bullion Van Breaks Down In Abuja, Residents Join The Police To Push It (video) by ClitoPen: 8:53am On Jan 11, 2018
4koff:


In SA, that would have been a gift.
grin
Events / Re: Kenya Tycoon Buried While Sitting In His Car (Photos) by ClitoPen: 10:22pm On Jan 10, 2018
Hope the car's fuel tank was filled.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Who Use To Dress Donal Trump Hair? by ClitoPen: 10:01pm On Jan 10, 2018
karnap:
hello nairalanders ....Donald Trump hair has been be disturbing my minds since on Wednesday, and now I'm asking who use to dress his hair,cos the hair is so scatter.
abeg wat does the hair look like? grin

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Romance / Re: I Am New Here, How Do I Create Thread? by ClitoPen: 9:54pm On Jan 10, 2018
habsydiamond:
call customer care for that na.... dem go tell u the code to migrate to threads creation
Hahahahha....no mind am
Family / Re: Wife Dumps Her Son, Empties Husband's Shops, Elopes With School Boyfriend by ClitoPen: 7:41pm On Jan 10, 2018
I hope the school boyfriend is not playing the same game on her!! Chain reaction loading....

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Romance / Re: Lady Taking Selfie Mistakingly Captures Unclad Guy Defecating (photo) by ClitoPen: 7:36pm On Jan 10, 2018
That can't be a guy cos it's a ladies' rest room....old pic though

For those that hv attempted snapping a mirror selfie....judging by the angle and position of her hand, it's obvious she wants to capture the defeacating chic

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Romance / Re: Baby Mama Drama Smears Nollywood Actress Kehinde Bankole As She Welcomes Baby by ClitoPen: 7:34pm On Jan 10, 2018
Hai!
This lady I admire so much in nollywood!! Having this underground scandal trailing her!! Na bad belle ppl

Congrats cutie
Romance / Re: Is This Love Or Desperation On The Part Of This Lady? by ClitoPen: 7:33pm On Jan 10, 2018
Activate your spiritual microscope but be neutral and watch things unfold
Car Talk / Re: Bullion Van Breaks Down In Abuja, Residents Join The Police To Push It (video) by ClitoPen: 7:30pm On Jan 10, 2018
Wat would they have done? Break into it?

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Celebrities / Re: Ali Baba: "My Father Refused To Wear Pants (Trousers) Since 1998" by ClitoPen: 7:03pm On Jan 10, 2018
godfatherx:
He is referring to trousers not pata!
If not for that pic op put up, I doubt if ppl would hv understood wat he meant cos me too tot he meant the pant we know here....lol

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