itspzpics:
Chineke

PenisCaP:


Common sense is so cheap.
Yet u couldnt afford it


Pm me i have fairly used ones to give out tho

Permission to buy this your line. I need it for a whole lot of them here who always display by mentioning me.
I ll refer them to you for business

An adage says that, "Main market does not know who did or did not come"....

E no de pain those who u leave!, those who u join no sabi say you show!!

Chai!!

Just as predicted by App Johnson Suleiman

https://www.nairaland.com/4263455/apostle-johnson-sulemans-2018-prophecies#63785281

MasterKim:
I almost masturbated until I found out it was an anambra man checking on his phone

Lolzzz....who took this shot?

Hahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhaha ....
I was forced to take a second look after reading the intro....
Off I go....

But that head sure needs a touch of Vaseline and 5mins exposure under the sun!

Emmyxto:
Dear we are socialising and nothing more. Learn to appreciate or keep your gutter shut. Don't kill the spirit-man of some people who have drop something for you to read here okay. WHICH ONE DID YOU WRITE? Oaf without brain!

And in all ur wisdom this is all u could generate! Slime brain

Is there anyone behind her or are those hands really hers!?

Emmyxto:
One morning, husband and wife agreed to take a shower together. It was fun all through. Now wife had finished as she grabbed the towel and quickly announced "Dear i've finish bathing, we'll meet in the bedroom"
Husband replied " Wait! we will go back together just the way we came. PLEASE JUST GIVE ME FIVE MINUTE TO POO!"
She bluntly refused as she considered the pungent smell it. She open the door and about heading out. The husband became angry and said "IT IS TODAY I KNOW YOU DONT LOVE ME!"

And what's funny about this trash

aolawale025:
How did he get the money?

See question!

This is indeed more than a miracle if the car driver came out of this tangle unhurt!

But that lorry driver though. Am sure he is "one of them" otherwise of all the bushes along that road, why veer towards the innocent man on another lane to use him as break?

Pls do....but not nollywood style o

Can't believe that face owns those dry hands!

@op: Was he the person that kidnapped ur sister?

https://www.nairaland.com/4252716/please-sister-kidnapped-yesterday-24th

Hope she's been found

nenergy:
...and you left your phone number?

u can imagine!

Na today u know say things are not to be taken serious once promised by a Nigerian

samuelizz:
By their dressing, we shall know them..

These are Deeper life girls

U nailed it

policy12:

The government of the Statuetocracy...a forms of governance by the Statue for the Statue and of the Statue.

Statuetocracy where the people are rule by the ordinances and guidian of a Statue.

My people my people don't be surprise when....

Imo state will be statuetized...lol

The dude gallant no be small

JamaicanLove:



Chai!!! E pain am... ndo

I wish! Did u read what @babamadiba wrote just above me? His first hand experience. So I even glorified her! .....you (@JamaicanLove) wan form slay queen for my mention! Ewu. See as she be!

JamaicanLove:




Oga clitoris be appreciative for once... whether she's a mechanics or not

Read and understand before you quote
Abeg no show ur stupidity for my mentions.

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Hai! Kids everywhere

Lovely but @op, she is not a mechanic.

Simply a sales girl doing her job on brand new kekes which shows she s grounded in the business.

Tot am coming to see the pics of the triplets in utero!!!

Abeg since 1st day of this year, I v not committed any atom of sin no matter how minute so I cannot start now by lying

See name!
Over emojized lame chat

Countersam:
....Sum of it all is that I upgraded from peeping to cloning her WhatsApp account.....

Abeg how u take do the whatsapp cloning things!?