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Celebrities › Re: Ali Baba: "My Father Refused To Wear Pants (Trousers) Since 1998" by ClitoPen: 7:01pm On Jan 10, 2018

itspzpics:
Chineke

Politics › Re: 30 Shoemakers From Abia Arrived China For Training (Photos) by ClitoPen: 6:55pm On Jan 10, 2018

PenisCaP:

Common sense is so cheap.
Yet u couldnt afford it

Pm me i have fairly used ones to give out tho

Permission to buy this your line. I need it for a whole lot of them here who always display by mentioning me.
I ll refer them to you for business grin

Celebrities › Re: Liz Anjorin: Why I Dumped Christianity And Embraced Islam by ClitoPen: 6:29pm On Jan 10, 2018

An adage says that, "Main market does not know who did or did not come"....

E no de pain those who u leave!, those who u join no sabi say you show!!

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Romance › Re: See Pre-wedding Photo Shoot That Has Gone Viral On Social Media by ClitoPen: 3:55pm On Jan 10, 2018

Chai!!

Business › Re: Naira Appreciates, Sells At N361.5 Per Dollar At Parallel Market by ClitoPen: 10:19pm On Jan 09, 2018

Just as predicted by App Johnson Suleiman

https://www.nairaland.com/4263455/apostle-johnson-sulemans-2018-prophecies#63785281

Romance › Re: Vaseline Crews Cum In by ClitoPen: 10:12pm On Jan 09, 2018

MasterKim:
I almost masturbated until I found out it was an anambra man checking on his phone

Lolzzz....who took this shot?

Romance › Re: Vaseline Crews Cum In by ClitoPen: 10:09pm On Jan 09, 2018

Hahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhaha ....
I was forced to take a second look after reading the intro....
Off I go....

But that head sure needs a touch of Vaseline and 5mins exposure under the sun!

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Jokes Etc › Re: Husband And Wife Taking A Shower by ClitoPen: 10:03pm On Jan 09, 2018

Emmyxto:
Dear we are socialising and nothing more. Learn to appreciate or keep your gutter shut. Don't kill the spirit-man of some people who have drop something for you to read here okay. WHICH ONE DID YOU WRITE? Oaf without brain!

And in all ur wisdom this is all u could generate! Slime brain

Celebrities › Re: Wow!!! Actress Tonto Dikeh Dazzles In New Photo by ClitoPen: 10:02pm On Jan 08, 2018

Is there anyone behind her or are those hands really hers!?

Jokes Etc › Re: Husband And Wife Taking A Shower by ClitoPen: 9:58pm On Jan 08, 2018

Emmyxto:
One morning, husband and wife agreed to take a shower together. It was fun all through. Now wife had finished as she grabbed the towel and quickly announced "Dear i've finish bathing, we'll meet in the bedroom"
Husband replied " Wait! we will go back together just the way we came. PLEASE JUST GIVE ME FIVE MINUTE TO POO!"
She bluntly refused as she considered the pungent smell it. She open the door and about heading out. The husband became angry and said "IT IS TODAY I KNOW YOU DONT LOVE ME!"

And what's funny about this trash

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Politics › Re: Yusuf Buhari Secretly Bought The Power Bikes At N56m Each by ClitoPen: 9:51pm On Jan 08, 2018

aolawale025:
How did he get the money?

See question!

Travel › Re: Trailer Crushes Man's Car On Enugu-Onitsha Road. He Survives (Photos) by ClitoPen: 9:30pm On Jan 08, 2018

This is indeed more than a miracle if the car driver came out of this tangle unhurt!

But that lorry driver though. Am sure he is "one of them" otherwise of all the bushes along that road, why veer towards the innocent man on another lane to use him as break?

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Politics › Re: Nollywood Actor, Yul Edochie Declares For 2019 Presidency by ClitoPen: 9:29pm On Jan 08, 2018

Pls do....but not nollywood style o

Celebrities › Re: Cosmetic Surgery: Tonto Dikeh Looks Like A Goddess In New Picture by ClitoPen: 2:27pm On Jan 08, 2018

Can't believe that face owns those dry hands!

Crime › Re: I Know A Kidnapper, But Don't Know How To Expose Him by ClitoPen: 6:37am On Jan 08, 2018

@op: Was he the person that kidnapped ur sister?

https://www.nairaland.com/4252716/please-sister-kidnapped-yesterday-24th

Hope she's been found

Crime › Re: I Know A Kidnapper, But Don't Know How To Expose Him by ClitoPen: 6:35am On Jan 08, 2018

nenergy:
...and you left your phone number?

u can imagine!

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TV/Movies › Re: AFFORDABLE DATA by ClitoPen: 12:05am On Jan 07, 2018

Na today u know say things are not to be taken serious once promised by a Nigerian

Christianity Etc › Re: Which Nigeria Church Do These 3 Ladies Attend? (photo) by ClitoPen: 12:02am On Jan 07, 2018

samuelizz:
By their dressing, we shall know them..

These are Deeper life girls

U nailed it

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Politics › Re: Ugonna Ozuruigbo Honoured With A Statue By Villagers (Deputy Speaker Imo) by ClitoPen: 12:00am On Jan 07, 2018

policy12:
The government of the Statuetocracy...a forms of governance by the Statue for the Statue and of the Statue.

Statuetocracy where the people are rule by the ordinances and guidian of a Statue.

My people my people don't be surprise when....

Imo state will be statuetized...lol

Career › Re: Policeman, Oluwa Oscar Lam: "I Took This Job Knowing I May Never Get Rich" by ClitoPen: 6:56pm On Jan 06, 2018

The dude gallant no be small

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Career › Re: Meet A Female Mechanic Who Assembles 'Keke Napep' Parts From Scratch In Anambra by ClitoPen: 1:13pm On Jan 06, 2018

JamaicanLove:
Chai!!! E pain am... ndo

I wish! Did u read what @babamadiba wrote just above me? His first hand experience. So I even glorified her! .....you (@JamaicanLove) wan form slay queen for my mention! Ewu. See as she be!

Career › Re: Meet A Female Mechanic Who Assembles 'Keke Napep' Parts From Scratch In Anambra by ClitoPen: 10:27am On Jan 06, 2018

JamaicanLove:
Oga clitoris be appreciative for once... whether she's a mechanics or not

Read and understand before you quote
Abeg no show ur stupidity for my mentions.

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Career › Re: Meet A Female Mechanic Who Assembles 'Keke Napep' Parts From Scratch In Anambra by ClitoPen: 10:23am On Jan 06, 2018

Romance › Re: Pre Nairaland Beach Party Update!! Get In Here!!! by ClitoPen: 10:39pm On Jan 05, 2018

Hai! Kids everywhere

Career › Re: Meet A Female Mechanic Who Assembles 'Keke Napep' Parts From Scratch In Anambra by ClitoPen: 10:35pm On Jan 05, 2018*

Lovely but @op, she is not a mechanic.

Simply a sales girl doing her job on brand new kekes which shows she s grounded in the business.

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Politics › Re: Precious Chikwendu, FFK's Wife, Pregnant With Triplets For Boyfriend - Sahara R by ClitoPen: 10:34pm On Jan 05, 2018

Tot am coming to see the pics of the triplets in utero!!!

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Gaming › Re: Throw A Lie That Will Shake Nairaland Game Time by ClitoPen: 10:31pm On Jan 05, 2018

Abeg since 1st day of this year, I v not committed any atom of sin no matter how minute so I cannot start now by lying

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Career › Re: Hilarious Conversation Between A Boss And Her Employee Goes Viral - People Sha by ClitoPen: 10:24pm On Jan 05, 2018

See name!
Over emojized lame chat

Romance › Re: Help!!! Please Read And Advice. by ClitoPen: 10:18pm On Jan 05, 2018

Countersam:
....Sum of it all is that I upgraded from peeping to cloning her WhatsApp account.....

Abeg how u take do the whatsapp cloning things!?

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