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FoodRe: Lady Finds Another Egg Inside An Egg She Was Boiling For Breakfast (photo) by ClitoPen: 9:57pm On Jan 05, 2018
Nutase:
Fotoship.
Are u kidding me? Kindly create one and upload let's see
FoodRe: Lady Finds Another Egg Inside An Egg She Was Boiling For Breakfast (photo) by ClitoPen: 9:57pm On Jan 05, 2018
Nice one. U don cheat the seller!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Hilarious Photo Of Groom’s Father Watching His Son Rock His New Bride by ClitoPen: 9:38pm On Jan 05, 2018
BTW, why is the groom's wedding ring on the wrong finger!?

Nairaland GeneralRe: Hilarious Photo Of Groom’s Father Watching His Son Rock His New Bride by ClitoPen: 9:38pm On Jan 05, 2018
He s already eyeing his head for a smack while thinking all those thoughts above me
CrimeRe: A Wanted Murderer On He Run by ClitoPen: 9:35pm On Jan 05, 2018
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PoliticsRe: A Wanted Man On The Run by ClitoPen: 9:33pm On Jan 05, 2018
Something about his eyes gives him away as a bad egg
CrimeRe: A Thief Came To Our House, Tricked My Children To Steal by ClitoPen: 9:25pm On Jan 05, 2018
Remember my growing up days...
My dad will lock us up and give a spare key to our deeper life neighbour just in case...

We will play all kinds of play till we get tired and resort to a funny waving game in which we call the attention of passers-by both old and young and wave at them wen they turn! We call it "sssss!, byee" grin...
That's how I made some of the friends I know today!!
CrimeRe: A Thief Came To Our House, Tricked My Children To Steal by ClitoPen: 9:21pm On Jan 05, 2018
Ebenezerk2:
A thief came to our house today when he knew that nobody was in the house except my children, when he entered, he told my children that my wife sent him to bring the envelope to her, he thought we might keep money in the house, these children are below 10 years of age, he asked for my wife number, they gave it to him, as he was pretending to be calling my wife, he said "I even have it on my phone" and he was talking as if he was talking to my wife, that was when they led him into all the bed rooms, they opened our wardrobe to look for an envelope, he ransacked everywhere, he was able to steal a laptop, a bag my wife just bought yesterday with #2,000 in it, we don't know yet if he stole more than that, we always tell them to always close doors when they are in, but I don't know why they didn't close it, but I thank God, he didn't hurt them.
People have mind o, what of if he was caught? may God have mercy.
Which ppl? Na u and ur wife hv mind! What if he kidnapped or killed them? Try this kids home alone abroad and kiss goodbye to your kids into the hands of social welfare

All the same, it's a pity
CelebritiesRe: Chigozie Atuanya Bags Chieftaincy Title "Oyi Na-atu Mba 1" Of Igboland (Photos) by ClitoPen: 9:02pm On Jan 05, 2018
mccoy47:
All dis "bend down select" titles dey are giving in igboland! angry
Hahahhahahhahahahhahahahah@ bend down select
FashionRe: Is It By Force To Wear Tight, Ripped Jeans? Lol (photos) by ClitoPen: 7:05pm On Jan 05, 2018
I can only imagine her size outside the jeans
Nairaland GeneralRe: What's The Name Of This Strange Animal Caught By A Nairalander In Anambra State? by ClitoPen: 6:59pm On Jan 05, 2018
Must be a biiiiiiggg bat
PoliticsRe: Aisha Buhari Poses With Doctors Who Helped Her Son After His Accident. Photo by ClitoPen: 6:57pm On Jan 05, 2018
For what now?
They think it's going to earn them portfolios!
CareerRe: Man Meets A Woman Driving Keke Napep In Anambra, Gets Surprised (Photos) by ClitoPen: 6:56pm On Jan 05, 2018
grandstar:
You want to be selling Oka or African salad grin grin grin
Lol....nah
CareerRe: Man Meets A Woman Driving Keke Napep In Anambra, Gets Surprised (Photos) by ClitoPen: 6:53pm On Jan 05, 2018
MarieSucre:
From your username hope your present line of job does not have anything to do with the clitoris?
U never can tell! wink
RomanceRe: I’m Having Secret Affairs With My Son, And I Don’t ....... by ClitoPen: 1:31pm On Jan 05, 2018
I cover my brain and eyes with the blood of Jesus this year!!! This is highest level of incest!!
RomanceRe: Nigerian Lady Angela Nwosu Posts Video Tutorial On Facebook On How To Suck A Guy by ClitoPen: 1:29pm On Jan 05, 2018
If this trash she just wrote here is wat moves her man then she is dating one with a problem
FamilyRe: Why Parents Should Abolish Bride Price. by ClitoPen: 1:26pm On Jan 05, 2018
You against the world
PhonesRe: 9mobile To Be Sold Out On January 16 by ClitoPen: 1:20pm On Jan 05, 2018
A
PoliticsRe: Who Endorsed The Carrying Of Arms By Fulani Herdsmen? by ClitoPen: 1:09pm On Jan 05, 2018
Good question...but I doubt if it ll get an answer
CareerRe: Man Meets A Woman Driving Keke Napep In Anambra, Gets Surprised (Photos) by ClitoPen: 1:04pm On Jan 05, 2018
Ppl excel more in opposite sex jobs....having a rethink about my job....
RomanceRe: How Did You Breakup With Your Ex?? by ClitoPen: 1:01pm On Jan 05, 2018
Over the phone
RomanceRe: “we’re Now Broke And I’m Now A Debtor After My Traditional Wedding” – Lady by ClitoPen:
See this shediot!
You are broke for two reasons:
1)you are either from Imo state or
2)you spent above ur means to slay and impress outsiders

Ppl hav been marrying and being married from the Igbos and no complaints hv ever comes up except from Imo state...

Why won't u be broke wen u put up wedding ceremonies to impress the outsiders and friends, Spending elaborately above ur means?
Or rather tell us that u r specifically from IMO state and stop advertising ur stupidity
FamilyRe: Married Zimbabwean Man's Manhood Disappears After Sex With Girlfriend by ClitoPen: 10:09pm On Jan 04, 2018
Where is it na
RomanceRe: 'How I Escaped My First Romance Scam Of 2018' - Lady Narrates On Twitter by ClitoPen: 6:58pm On Jan 04, 2018
Abeg na baby tablet she dey use? See as the font be
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Aigbe Follows Lanre Gentry On Instagram by ClitoPen: 6:54pm On Jan 04, 2018
So she don completely dodge that cloth matter!! She meet better person...
RomanceRe: Nigerian Man Proposes To His Girlfriend On A Flight by ClitoPen: 6:52pm On Jan 04, 2018
Why is it that they don't ever do this wen am on board a flight
SportsRe: Maggie Malcheva And Victor Anichebe Catching Fun On Motorbikes In Anambra (Photo by ClitoPen: 6:44pm On Jan 04, 2018
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CelebritiesRe: Annie Idibia Shuts Down Lady Who Told Her To Stop Wearing Nose Ring by ClitoPen: 6:42pm On Jan 04, 2018
Her nose, her ring:wetin concern you?
If u don't like it then stop being her fan
CelebritiesRe: Annie Idibia Shuts Down Lady Who Told Her To Stop Wearing Nose Ring by ClitoPen: 6:41pm On Jan 04, 2018
Treas006:
Some fans will not mind their business, Good for her grin grin grin
I wonder o...is it her nose?
CelebritiesRe: This Transformation Is Everything by ClitoPen: 6:36pm On Jan 04, 2018
I doubt this before pix...the girl looks too responsible to hav this kind of tattoos on her
CelebritiesRe: Popular TV Host Ebuka Obi Uchendu Pictured Whispering To Legendary Singer 2baba by ClitoPen: 6:27pm On Jan 04, 2018
Every useless thing now forms news..
Soon we ll be reading
"Ebuka obi uchendu pictured stepping out with hat tilted to the left(see pix)"
"Ebuka obi uchendu pictures coughing on the road-(see pix)"
You ppl should be careful this year o

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