Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,152,741 members, 7,817,045 topics. Date: Saturday, 04 May 2024 at 12:41 AM

ClitoPen's Posts

Nairaland Forum / ClitoPen's Profile / ClitoPen's Posts

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (of 38 pages)

Politics / Re: Obiano Marks Armed-forces Remembrance Day In Awka- Pictures by ClitoPen: 11:41pm On Jan 15, 2018
loveth361:
nonesense.
Are you from Statue State?

2 Likes

Health / Re: Ladies Check Your Bra Now. by ClitoPen: 9:01pm On Jan 15, 2018
Now is time to know the real from artificially induced pump actions

1 Like

Romance / Re: . by ClitoPen: 8:32pm On Jan 15, 2018
Make I park here and wait for haters....
The early birds don already show in places above me...

1 Like

Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Flashes 10million Naira Cash From Bae (video) by ClitoPen: 8:21pm On Jan 15, 2018
OceanmorganTrix:
In Nigeria, stupidity pay more than education
Hahahhahah...partly why comedians make it more than academicians and most white collar jobs with all their English
Romance / Re: Man Rejects His Girlfriend’s Proposal, She Breaks Down In Tears (video) by ClitoPen: 8:05pm On Jan 15, 2018
Abeg I no read this novel but.....
Rejects proposal and they are hugging in the second pix
Education / Re: Oluwatoni Sanni On The List Of 1st Class Graduands At University Of Bristol by ClitoPen: 7:59pm On Jan 15, 2018
tstx:
Why am i not surprised
Maybe because she is not the first
Nairaland / General / Guess What? by ClitoPen: 7:25pm On Jan 15, 2018
What!
Nairaland / General / Re: The Nwamaikpes by ClitoPen: 7:23pm On Jan 15, 2018
Papanwamaikpe:
shocked
Welcome sir. Pls can you shed more light? grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Obiano Marks Armed-forces Remembrance Day In Awka- Pictures by ClitoPen: 6:12pm On Jan 15, 2018
Willie is working

5 Likes

Events / Re: Unyime Idem Gets 20 Birthday Cakes In 90 Minutes! (Photos) by ClitoPen: 6:05pm On Jan 15, 2018
And upon say I get account for those banks there they never send me even ordinary pen.
Na free text messages every year and they want me to patronise them wella...
Ok na.
Nairaland / General / The Nwamaikpes by ClitoPen: 6:02pm On Jan 15, 2018
Pls , just being curious...
I have seen several monikers of the nwamaikpes like
1)NwaAmaikpe
2)Nwamaikpe2
3)MrsNwamaikpe
4)Papanwamaikpe....am sure there will still be more but I haven't come across them...

Please are they all related? Is it a family business or mere coincidence because ayam not understanding grin
Crime / Re: Secret Documents Reveal Sex Abuse Scandal In Jehovah’s Witnesses Church by ClitoPen: 8:27pm On Jan 14, 2018
shocked shocked shocked
Business / Re: Warning About Jumia by ClitoPen: 8:16pm On Jan 14, 2018
Xone3:


Konga terminated pay on delivery not Jumia. Jumia still offer pay on delivery except you're one customer that cancels his/her order anyhow.
Ok. Noted
Nairaland / General / Re: Blood Water by ClitoPen: 7:22am On Jan 14, 2018
O my! Pls continue.....

1 Like

Religion / Re: Why Did Oaths Involve Putting A Hand Under Someone's Thigh (genesis 24:9)? by ClitoPen: 6:40am On Jan 14, 2018
Sleekydee:


sign of cross +
grin
Religion / Re: Why Did Oaths Involve Putting A Hand Under Someone's Thigh (genesis 24:9)? by ClitoPen: 12:06am On Jan 14, 2018
Sleekydee:
good any of my friends that mandate me to swear going forward, I am so grabbing their balls.

beht hol up, hol up...what if am swearing by a Lady, whr do I place my hand
Simply glide into the hole....you must definitely hit a landing surface

1 Like

Romance / Re: Domestic Violence: Woman Cries Out After Husband Brutalizes Her (Graphic photos) by ClitoPen: 12:02am On Jan 14, 2018
Join DPA group
Romance / Re: Need An Urgent Reply To This... by ClitoPen: 11:56pm On Jan 13, 2018
certifiedfool:
There is this lady I've been chatting for a while now. I love the girl and would really want her to be my girlfriend. This nyt I sent her a message professing my love for her that I will stand by her anytime anyday.
Then she replied that... "if I don't want you anymore will you leave"..
Abeg...how person go answer Dis kind question..
BTW...she has message me twice after waiting for reply
Hmmm....your moniker speaks volume!!
Politics / Re: Anambra Prostitutes Angry With Governor Obiano Over Demolition Of Shanties by ClitoPen: 11:51pm On Jan 13, 2018
room089:


Demolish wetin!
Make hunger kill us?

Face your work o!

Demolition doesn't mean it shouldn't be re-erected.
Talking of hunger, that area is poison pool if you don't know.

I ll face my work and also advice that you face your business in your rendezvous
Business / Re: Warning About Jumia by ClitoPen: 11:48pm On Jan 13, 2018
someone you are looking at can scam you face to face and you are talking of online...na better game be that

They started this thrash the moment they terminated the option of pay on delivery

1 Like

Nairaland / General / Improper Ban Experience by ClitoPen: 9:22pm On Jan 13, 2018
Pls nairaland mods,
I would like to know why I was banned for about an hour over a post I know nothing of!
The ban has a link which takes me to a thread with a comment I neither created nor made.

I would like if I can be given a good explanations for that. If not, I think I deserve an apology for such treatment. A lot of complaints thread have been created recently about the marginalisation faced by some members over related issues like this.

Attached is the message on my profile and the screenshot of the page where the link took me to.
I have emailed one of the mods and got no feedback.
If I am not longer welcomed here, I had better be told in a polite way o

Travel / Re: Human Friendly Crocodiles At Agulu Lake Anambra State- Video by ClitoPen: 8:00pm On Jan 13, 2018
adjoviomole:
Friendly! Are you the crocodile
Pls render ur services to that orator. The bill is on me grin
Career / Re: Abubakar Aliyu, The Cooperate Pure Water Seller In Abuja Is Now A Student by ClitoPen: 5:25pm On Jan 13, 2018
Looks more mature to be called a boy
Fashion / Latest version of rugged jeans by ClitoPen: 1:50pm On Jan 13, 2018

Politics / Re: Ndi Anambra Ntorrrrrrrrrr by ClitoPen: 12:50pm On Jan 13, 2018
Where is this one coming from?
Whether u warned them or they warned you, as an AnambraDota, you still hv a share in the decision they took!

So pls dash your aggression to statue state
Travel / Re: Fuel Truck Explodes On Transit In Anambra (Photos) by ClitoPen: 12:48pm On Jan 13, 2018
OneHead:
Happening now along Enugu-Onitsha expressway, a heavyduty trailer loaded with Premium Motor Spirit (PMS) caught fire.

What is still amazing is how the driver escaped with the truck head leaving only the fuel tank to go Ablaze

ABUCHI ONWUMELU OF FIDES NEWSPAPER who is on a election monitoring reports that there was no casualty and the men of Anambra State fire service were already on ground to salvage the situation. The occupants were seen thanking God for saving their lives.


Details

https://eastng.com/general/view_post/travel/10

He must hv driven into a bad pot hole cos that road is an apology....and then the tank topped over...maybe loosely fitted too
Travel / Re: Fuel Truck Explodes On Transit In Anambra (Photos) by ClitoPen: 12:44pm On Jan 13, 2018
NairaMaster1:
Hope it's not the fuel we are looking for?
TANKERHARAM
grin grin grin grin grin
Travel / Re: Fuel Truck Explodes On Transit In Anambra (Photos) by ClitoPen: 12:43pm On Jan 13, 2018
LionDeLeo:
Anambra again?
What happened with them before
Romance / Re: Ah by ClitoPen: 12:39pm On Jan 13, 2018
YoungDaNaval:
Wetin you carry virgin do oga? Are you a ritualist?
lol....because he need am ASAP grin

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (of 38 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 24
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.