Qualifications

JESUSBOIY:
how dare you

Did I cut ur ego?! Hahahahha
We talk of six packs and not dough...e be like say na village league u de play!

JESUSBOIY:
Ladies keep Long stares at me.


Sometimes they beg to visit my house.

They beg to be my baby mama.


Sometimes they buy me expensive gifts begging me for sex, but i turn down many

O boy u r not only a disgrace to sexy men but to ur moniker too!.

Anyway, before u praise urself next time, do the needful...
This is what ladies look, trip, die and beg for...!

Hottest u say? ....Looking for the smoke coming out of ur fufu-like body

Who else is here to read and laugh at diff kinds of military purnishments

sureheaven:
P.s: on my way to abj recently, close to sojis check point, I saw a man waving and smiling at every car passing, I was thinking he's a new intake in the madness industry because he was well dressed, not until I was told he's been compelled to do so by the soldiers, then I noticed his car was parked close by.
It was really an interesting sight to behold.



The day I catch U ehn, I will make u waive to everybody on nairaland before I'll let u go........

Lolzzz

StarBukola:
but with that your rice and stew u no go buy kero, salt ,palm oil or veg, maggi,onions. Become one cup of rice is #50 and above plus pepper is #50. So what r u saying,exactly?
Biko I can cook it now o easy, by
Fish'panla 50.
Ewedu 50
Maggi 10
Peper (atagigun) 20
Palm oil 40
Onions 20.
Go give ham the change of 10k
And I can cook conditions rice o simple gan
Buy one cup of rice 50
Veg oil 50
Egg 40
At a gigun 20
Onion 20

For this particular one u employ the principle or rationalisation to meet the target. Eg. U don't go buying #50 worth of pepper. Rather u plead for #10-20 worth likewise other things..

Rice and stew, no meat

Always copying ppls outfits

Na she get am abi she bidded higher to get it from Hamisa too?

Partnerbiz3:
And you are proud of it?

No mind the hediot

free2ryhme:
kidnapping a 2 year old baby


una no get joy for that east ooo

3 months old

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You want the truth? Let me wait for my colleague coming behind...

Hairyrapunzel:
Add plus stolen dress to the list

Hello Rapunzel...nice moniker

Iskaba:

I be 2days memba no mean say i just join nairaland
Pesin give tailor cloth no be d tailor suppose do d needful still on #ReceiveSense2018

Still on #ReceiveInsight2018# cos the word "member " should hv told u that am aware u could hv been a float (guest) since u were born bfr u decided to perch with ur empty skull...

Iskaba:

Baba u no get sense oh na she tok say make d Tailor go miss up d gown ni abi u no read wetin d Tailor talk today#ReceiveSense2018

You are just 2days old member and you are already showing that u are daft !!

...And as a fool that u are u swallowed that line hook, line and sinker. Wat stopped her from reacting wen she received another person's clothes? Instead she doned the ill fitting clothes and gladly posed for a photo shoot.
don't judge a case one-sided . #ReceiveInsight2018

so she had all these clothes and still stole the red dress! Now she s hiding it

thesettingz:


Bro the gown belong to ur wife?

So na u send her go thief that gown!

Movie shoot

I rebuke this spirit of transgenderism and cross dressing this year

free2ryhme:


shim don start with his rubbish this new year

Hahahha...shim crossed over with that o

U don carry your gateman, Jacob , do rehearsals finish abi?
With which hole and melon sef? Na bad market shim dey this New Year be that cos shim ain't got wat it takes to trip men abi everybody resemble ur gateman for your eye?

See name: osa
Where are ndi Igbo

igudia5:
This is how it started back in 4years, I met this girl called osas(Sonia) in a small village close to Benin,Edo state. We started in a relationship,then I was in a university at the university of Benin,Edo state. At that time I was in 100level and she was in SS1...... Which led me to ask her about her bf and she told me they broke up because he was a gee boy(Yahoo boy) another problem i have is that I'm also gee boy after all that she said I wasn't able to talk anything about yahoo boys and I refuse to tell her I was too.....

@op: u graduated from Uniben and you are a gee boy...does Uniben now offer Yahooology as a course?

Ask a simple question like how are you or what is your name and analyse the answer!....

So @op (Deicide)
What is your name?

8 beautiful cakes and a stolen red gown

Fake life
Fake age
Fake dress

No just allow me drop my first curse this year for your matter

If am david, there s no second chance cos am not ready to live in fear with my life partner as I may do or ask for something like food or....and like joke she will take her leave saying she wasn't prepared to do so, that I took her unawares!

Hahahhaha...that moniker nailed it.
We need that kinda notification in NL so that all these funny monikers will fall in line