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Travel / Re: Which Visa Is Easy For Nigerians To Get In 2023 by clumsydyna: 4:46pm On May 06
olamilekan9:

make una no mind my prev comment jareh,if u know u have the money run am abeg


i swear bro the thing dey pain me.someone i know got a uk visa recently to go wash oyinbo yansh guess how much he spent? omo a whole 7m all because you wan go uk,i can never bro..there are other cool countries one can japašŸƒšŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø to highest money you go pay agent no go pass 150-200k i swear and flight and you keep your remaining money to yourself
I would like to know those countries please.
Travel / Re: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by clumsydyna: 1:32pm On May 06
Tijani009:


Pls can I have your WhatsApp number
Sure, it's 08034230702
Travel / Re: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by clumsydyna: 11:29am On May 01
Finally collected mine on the 29th of April, captured on the 18th of January. The due date was 11th of April but I couldn't get it as I was told that it wasn't ready, visited like trice until I got it.
I really appreciate the support and information I got through this thread.

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Travel / Re: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by clumsydyna: 10:30pm On Jan 17
DigitB:


Please bro can I get the guarantors form from you.

I have searched everywhere but couldn't get it. I forgot to download mine when I made payment in November.

The only option I have now is not forget the 26k I paid and do fresh application.

You can blur your personal information on the form.
I went for capturing today and the guarantor form was not requested for, only those who were ignorant were asked to at least get the data pages of their guarantor's passport, as for me I was casually asked what date I paid which was obviously 5th on my forms, then i was asked why i didn't print the guarantor forms out, to which I responded that i forgot to print the forms out but when I went back I couldn't get it to print, and that ended the questions.

I think it is when you act like you are not well informed that you would be preyed upon.

I was at the Alimosho immigration office from 8am and up until 6pm I had not done my biometrics, I was only able to finish 2 steps, that is after arranging my file at the servicom desk, it went from there for further confirmation after which it was brought back to me stamped as confirmed, was eventually asked to come back very early tomorrow morning with my file numbered for recognition. They had network issues which slowed down the pace of capturing although the crowd was much too.
Next day:
I finally was able to get it done few minutes to 11am, after waiting for the network to be restored for like 2 hours.

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Travel / Re: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by clumsydyna: 11:13pm On Jan 15
Please share the email address to channel our complaints to.
Luisema4luv:


I called this number and i was given an email address to lay my complains to and below is their response so hopefully my wife will be going there on the 23rd of this month , let me see how it will pans out
Travel / Re: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by clumsydyna: 11:08pm On Jan 10
ekitimanalways:

Your application is for fresh or renewal?
It is a fresh passport, I applied before this new policy so I might do my biometrics and the rest at their office since I didn't do it online.
Travel / Re: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by clumsydyna: 11:07pm On Jan 10
iamoyindamola:

Una no they read
Argh!!!
Same question over and over
Nawa o
Please don't be offended.
Travel / Re: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by clumsydyna: 3:04pm On Jan 10
My appointment for biometrics is next week but the guarantor form page isn't opening for me to print out, what's the latest please?
Pets / Re: What Do Cats Eat?? by clumsydyna: 10:35am On Jul 02, 2023
Abolodje:

Lagos but in Akure at the moment. I can still get it where I am my bro.
The cat is in Lagos.
Pets / Re: What Do Cats Eat?? by clumsydyna: 11:10am On Jun 27, 2023
Abolodje:
All ye cat owners and lovers Iā€™m looking to adopting a cat please, anyone who is generous enough thank you.
Where are you based?
Pets / Re: What Do Cats Eat?? by clumsydyna: 11:10am On Jun 27, 2023
Zedwell:
Cats are obligate carnivores, so your cat's preference for meat is her natural predilection. However for economic reasons, please don't starve the cat needlessly like I have read some people suggest. Rather, introduce the substitute (human food rice, spag etc) in bits. I mean serve the meat in large proportion with a little fraction of the substitute you are introducing. Daily, reduce the proportion of the meat while you increase the proportion of the substitute, do this progressively until the substitute takes larger fraction and the meat fizzling out. However, if the cat will now be taking less meat routinely, it is advised you introduce supplement.
This is more logical.
Pets / Re: What Do Cats Eat?? by clumsydyna: 11:09am On Jun 27, 2023
bassdow:


You need really stress the above bolded portion else most wouldn't understand. Cats, unlike dogs have minds of their own. They are not interested in pleasing you. They could decide to go on hungry strike for days and if you don't understand, fear go make you give am wetin pass wetin e want.
To help make them quit their hunger strike on time, take away their water else they would be drinking the water and not eat the food but when you take away their water, the hunger + thirst go frustrate them enough that they quit their stubbornness earlier than they wannt to.

Also that they finally tried eating a little of the food now, doesn't mean you jump back to the food they're used to - feed the cat same food or same food category for like 4-days and keep randomly changing the types so they get used to it.

Some would suggest adding pieces of fish to the food e.g rice - the cat go just select the fishes finish and if you too pieces am, e go abandon am for you OR if really really hungry, eat the portion that has more of the fish.

Once adopted an adult that made me spend on sardine for close to 2-months - eats nothing else but sardine or smoked fish. e go still make shakara join sef. well that was my first then so he had his way

I fear who no fear you, you get mind pass our politicians. You mean I should take away the water they drink to hold belle, haaa get conscience o.
Pets / Re: What Do Cats Eat?? by clumsydyna: 11:08am On Jun 27, 2023
bassdow:


You need really stress the above bolded portion else most wouldn't understand. Cats, unlike dogs have minds of their own. They are not interested in pleasing you. They could decide to go on hungry strike for days and if you don't understand, fear go make you give am wetin pass wetin e want.
To help make them quit their hunger strike on time, take away their water else they would be drinking the water and not eat the food but when you take away their water, the hunger + thirst go frustrate them enough that they quit their stubbornness earlier than they wannt to.

Also that they finally tried eating a little of the food now, doesn't mean you jump back to the food they're used to - feed the cat same food or same food category for like 4-days and keep randomly changing the types so they get used to it.

Some would suggest adding pieces of fish to the food e.g rice - the cat go just select the fishes finish and if you too pieces am, e go abandon am for you OR if really really hungry, eat the portion that has more of the fish.

Once adopted an adult that made me spend on sardine for close to 2-months - eats nothing else but sardine or smoked fish. e go still make shakara join sef. well that was my first then so he had his way

I fear who no fear you, you get mind pass our politicians. You mean I should take away the water they drink to hold belle, haaa get conscience o.
Pets / Re: What Do Cats Eat?? by clumsydyna: 11:05am On Jun 27, 2023
bassdow:
start feeding them human based foods e.g Rice, beans, moimoi,eba, etc at early stage even if you could afford Cat's foods.
That way, one wouldn't be on their toes when not financially bouyant.

and if you fail to introduce them on time, or they're picky eaters, you need let them go very very hungry - i mean very very very very hungry because Cats are much more stubborn than Dogs and wouldn't mind going without food for days so tey you go begin get soft mind for them.

Would suggest you harden your mind like most Nigerian poliThiefCians else the Cat would have his/her way.

Also they eat all Dog canned foods. Beware of bones no matter how small.

if feeding most human based meals, I suggest you at least on weekly basis, give the cat smoked fish.

Also don't joke with multi-vitamins. Would suggest you add it to their water on daily basis. Just don't add it too much it discolors the water much else the cat would abandone the water for you.

To get cheap meat, go to market where they sell frozen chicken and/ or turkey, tell them you want to buy only the heads and necks and legs. if they don't have or don't sell, ask they direct you to where you could buy. And please never give Cats raw mean or fish or raw eggs - this might be debatable but their cons far outweights their pros.

when giving them human based foods, please avoid or reduce seasonings, and avoid onions. Not god for them
This is a very good adaptation tips for cat owners, thank you. I spoilt mine with fish and chicken such that when I am broke I become very worried.
Pets / Re: Cat Lovers by clumsydyna: 10:33pm On Jun 12, 2023
Done
Pets / Cat Lovers by clumsydyna: 12:34pm On Jun 10, 2023
I just created a new group on WhatsApp for cat lovers, where we can share ideas on how to care for our cats.
https:///D7w5np38JM1LW6BxL2B03N

My phone number is 08034230702
Pets / Re: Any Cat Lovers Here On Nairaland?? by clumsydyna: 10:05am On Jun 10, 2023
Femitj:
Anyone interested in adopting a female cat? If you stay within Lagos, Surulere, Mushin, Ilasa would be easier to send to you. Let me know
Yes,I am in Lagos,is it still available?
Pets / Re: Inexpensive Dewormer For My 3 Month Old Kitten by clumsydyna: 7:46pm On Oct 11, 2022
MonsieurX:
They're mammals, so they can use some of the drugs we use. I suggest you try albendazole/mebendazole so u can eliminate different worm types in ur cat. At least that was the trick I used for my dog in the past...

God rest his soul, he was stolen from us. cry
Thank you very much, I would try that.
Pets / Inexpensive Dewormer For My 3 Month Old Kitten by clumsydyna: 6:27pm On Oct 11, 2022
Please, I would like to know if I could use the regular human dewormer for my 3 months old kitten.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The Nigerian Electricity Regulatory Commission ("NERC") Aptitude Test by clumsydyna: 4:30pm On Sep 15, 2022
I also just got an invite for September 22nd

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Politics / Re: Disconnecting Customersā€™ Electricity Supply Without 10-day Notice Illegal - FG by clumsydyna: 11:32am On Aug 04, 2022
Meanwhile, I have not had power supply since the 5th of July 2021 till date because, the transformer became faulty and was taken away without replacement.
Maxymilliano:


https://gazettengr.com/fg-declares-disconnecting-customers-electricity-supply-without-10-day-notice-illegal/
Pets / Re: My Puppy Has A Swollen Stomach by clumsydyna: 9:28pm On Jul 18, 2022
Papa85:
I got this dog 3 months ago but I started noticing that the stomach is swelling. I have taken it to a vet and he drained the stomach but the stomach has started swelling again after 5 days. Please what is the solution ?
Treat your puppy for worms, buy a good worm expeller and cut it into 3, give him one part served inside eba, watch how he will shit it all out.
Travel / Re: Unmarried Partner Dependent With Children by clumsydyna: 9:16pm On Jul 15, 2022
Madam go and get your tenancy agreement which has your name and your husband's name clearly written on it. If you don't have it, go and make one urgently, that serves as a proof of having living together.
Health / Re: Earphone Wire Stuck In An Indonesian Man's Bladder While Using It To Masturbate by clumsydyna: 12:09am On Apr 17, 2022
It's called urethral sounding. Some guys like to have things inserted into their pee holes.
Fashion / Re: When A Female Wears A Ring On Her Thumb Or Index Finger by clumsydyna: 6:03pm On Jan 13, 2022
God bless your daddy.
SIRG120:
like seriously?.... I can't believe this is coming from a learned Person.... You really need to get in touch with reality as well as your environment......it's on record that one out of 10 women is an Alpha female.... You Probably might have seen or met them around you... All you need is to look deep...... When an Alpha female walks into a Place she owns the room.... They're very Confident and fearless. Very strong minded and Powerful... Alpha females are one of the most independent women you will ever meet... They believe in themselves and hardly give up on their Dreams and pursiuts..... They know what they want and are usually emotionally intelligent.... They have this intimidating nature that can be so challenging to men,, They're very
Hardworking and highlyCompetitive... They always want to find themselves in Leadership Positions......They even do better than most men when they're given responsibility to handle....... Let me tell you something you don't know, Alpha females can be very loyal in relationships... When they're with you they're with you.... They know what they want and mostly go for men they consider responsible and serious with life..... Their only Problem is that when they say
"No "nothing can ever change that.... The best thing when dating them is to never cheat on them or make them loose their trust on you............ Alpha females don't have low self esteem which regular women are commonly known for....... An Alpha females has the body of a woman and the mind of a man...... They're not Feminine Females.......Alpha females are not attention seekers like regular women... They find a deep sense of comfort in their space... Alpha females mostly keep male friends.... They rarely have conversations with their fellow women as their covos are usually intriguing And mentally challenging just like men........Alpha females are mostly compatible with Beta/ Sigma males in relationships.... I can go on and on but let me stop here.........
Education / Re: If I Do Masters Make I Bend: I Changed That Mentality After Writing This Exam. by clumsydyna: 1:57pm On Aug 17, 2021
JOACHINpedro:

Are you serious?
Most certainly. I would be damned if i set asides my MSc. only to use my BSc. for any job opportunity, i laboured hard for that qualification.
Education / Re: If I Do Masters Make I Bend: I Changed That Mentality After Writing This Exam. by clumsydyna: 11:09am On Aug 17, 2021
WoeBetide666:
Having a Masters means your chances of being unemployed have reduced

Bros, "who masters epp"? Most of us with a master's degree end up being unemployed because, most organisations prefer cheap labour and can't afford to pay the expected remuneration for qualified hands.
Food / Re: Does Spoons goes missing In your house? by clumsydyna: 7:55pm On Jul 01, 2021
chii8:



Lolzzzzz.... you no well. grin

Yels nah, you were telling me where to find my spoons in a motherly and experienced way.
Politics / Re: Lai Mohammed: Stop Using VPN. You Think You Are Hurting Me By Using VPN (Video) by clumsydyna: 9:35pm On Jun 23, 2021
Eric Donaldson's song immediately came to my mind, "you think that you are hurting me but little did you know you are only hurting yourself" Lai Mohammed sha. ..

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Family / Re: My Dad's Elder Sister's Son's Child Is My What.. Answers Please. by clumsydyna: 3:56pm On Jun 23, 2021
The child is your first cousin once removed.
Phones / Re: How To Know You Have Been Blocked On Whatsapp By A Fellow User by clumsydyna: 10:30am On May 26, 2021
postbox:

WhatsApp has become the source of many online conversations and is used to communicate with family, colleagues friends, and new acquittance and just like in physical meetings and discussions where conflicts and argument takes place, conflicts and argument takes place here and can lead to an unhealthy disagreement.



Blocking a contact on WhatsApp is a means to limit communication with someone who you donā€™t want to have conversations anymore. People get blocked on WhatsApp for different reasons best known to those who block other people.

Here are ways to know if you become a victim of the action that stops an interaction with someone who blocks you:

1. Visit their userā€™s profile
You should visit the WhatsApp userā€™s profile, where you can see the personā€™s name, profile photo, and when they were last seen online.

The trick here is that you cannot see any of that information, other than the name if the person blocked you from chatting or calling them.

An easy way to check whether you have been blocked by the user is to tap on their profile. If you have been blocked, you wonā€™t be able to see when the person was online for the last time. Instead of their profile photo, you will see a standard grey and white icon that is given to ever user without a profile photo by default.

2. Send A Message Or Make A Call
WhatsApp functions as a messaging and calling app, so when you want to know whether someone has blocked you, you should try texting them and if you send a message to a contact who has blocked you, you will see one checkmark, meaning it was sent from your phone. However, the one checkmark will never turn into two checkmarks, so the message never gets delivered to the person

Another method is placing a call and this can be an effective method of checking whether you are blocked by someone. When you try calling someone who blocked you, WhatsApp will allow you to do it just to conceal the fact that you had been blocked. However, the person will never pick up.

There are other reasons why your calls may be unanswered but if it happens continually then blocked.

3. Add The User To A Group
This method is the most effective method or approach to knowing if you have been blocked. While the other methods described above donā€™t provide an actual assurance of giving you the result you need because they can happen as a result of network problems or the personā€™s lack of desire to update their profile, this last method is the most effective one.

When you have a feeling that someone blocked you on WhatsApp, what you can do is create a group and try adding the person to your group.

If you havenā€™t been blocked, you will have no problem doing that but If it happens that you were blocked, you will see a message saying that you are not authorized to add that contact. This is the assurance needed to know that someone blocked you from having conversations on WhatsApp with them.

These are three major ways to discover if you have been blocked by someone and it is was written with the hope you find it useful as you interact with people.

SOURCE:https://brandspurng.com/2021/05/25/how-to-know-you-have-been-blocked-on-whatsapp-by-a-fellow-user/

Number 3 is wrong, I blocked a contact and the only way he could reach me was by opening a group chat and adding me.
Health / Re: Impact And Dangers Of Overthinking On Our Mental Health by clumsydyna: 12:03am On May 20, 2021

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