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RomanceRe: BDSM The Nigerian Way LMFAO (pics) by clumsydyna: 9:22am On Aug 12, 2020
liljboy:
Still has me laughing, each time I go through the storyline.
AgricultureRe: Deadly Pig Disease Hits Abia, Farmer Loses Millions In 4 Days (photos, Video) by clumsydyna: 5:23pm On Jul 03, 2020
chibike69:
Covid one nine

Leave humans, elephants and pigs alone.

We didn't wrong you.


Abeg

cry cry cry
Maybe if it concentrates on snakes, life would be good for us.
BusinessRe: Access Bank To Refund Stamp Duty Deductions by clumsydyna: 11:51pm On Jun 28, 2020
Jaculze:
Reasons why I bank with Gtbank. I was surprised seeing that people were complaining about them being deducted, I just laugh cos Gtbank can't do such. You're *737*0# away from opening an account with them
Since February, Gtbank has been deducting #50 from my account, for deposit of #10,000 and above.
Don't come here spewing lies.
RomanceRe: I Am Highly Depressed. A Cry For Help! by clumsydyna: 10:37pm On Jun 24, 2020
sammysage:
My Siblings don't really have my time again...I have tried several times to reconnect. They don't bother to call back. Same thing with my former classmates. They're too busy to reply my messages. I don't really blame them, cos I wasn't close to any of them back then in school. I have been considering counseling for some time now, but I don't really know how to go about it, as the practice isn't really that common in Nigeria.
Well, you can talk to me, I will counsel you accordingly.
CareerRe: Should I Resign My Good Bank Job And Start A Business? by clumsydyna: 10:51pm On Jun 01, 2020
You are at the gate of unemployment and business may not favour you, this is just a ploy to frustrate you to resigning your position.
Stand firm and get accommodation close to ur place of work even if u own the house you live in right now. Maintain your job and don't let them win by giving in to the ploy.
PoliticsRe: Petrol Pump Price Reduced To N121.50 By FG by clumsydyna: 12:50pm On Jun 01, 2020
Ladiesdoctor:
Actually I did not read the post but I think the girl
has no right to beat up her boyfriend in public.
Maybe they should report the matter to their
village elders but if the neighbour refuse to pay
his rent they should just kill the landlord and
forget about the missing car.
Yeah, you are right.
CelebritiesRe: Davido To Move To His House With An Elevator In Banana Island by clumsydyna: 7:43pm On May 29, 2020
Onyi22:
I wish I can move in with him

I love Rich and famous guys
It's like your pant is very dirty and you would like it to be used by lucky guys, lol.
HealthRe: My Baby's Skin Problem Is Worrisome (Disturbing Photos) by clumsydyna: 5:38pm On May 23, 2020
jeffchinedu:
Pls house i need your help and advice on the solution to my baby skin problem, it has bn like dis for over three month after seeing a doctor it refuses to go. Pls someone help with a better way of doing helping my baby. God bless in ur effort towards this.
Relax, the child will outgrow it, I have a neighbour whose three children all had it while they were still toddlers, today it's no more and she didn't do anything about it.
Once the child gets to 2 years you would hardly find it on the child, I guess this is your first child, its possible that your subsequent children may have it while growing up, so don't worry yourself and just take care of the child.
HealthRe: How I Burnt My Chest After Using Harsh Chemicals On It (Graphic) by clumsydyna: 8:16pm On May 21, 2020
Congratulations, your breast now looks like those ironed breast of cameroonians, but your nipples are lovely.
Why you go and do like that? To be honest with you, I feel pity for you and pray that you don't develop breast cancer eventually.
Anyway, I pray for God's healing on you.
HealthRe: "COVID-19 Is A Scam" - Discharged Delta Patient Says by clumsydyna: 11:05pm On May 18, 2020
braveheart77:
Not everyone has a severe case

You guys should educate yourself.

Only 5% of cases need ventilators.

Nigerians don't read why? Y'all just jump to saying everything is conspiracy
I have never said that the convid 19 is foul play, I only wondered why the ventilators were no longer issues of discuss.
The hype about the ventilators was so much on the onset, that one would have thought that the provision of ventilators would curb the mortality rate of sufferers.
HealthRe: "COVID-19 Is A Scam" - Discharged Delta Patient Says by clumsydyna: 7:46pm On May 18, 2020
Roon9:
Lols! Just watch how NCDC officials, WHO mugus and the likes would start attacking her for daring to speak the truth.

All of a sudden nobody is talking about Ventilators no more. Even Sahara reporters is tired of reporting on the " 768 mysterious deaths in a village in Kankara, close to Nigeria public".

Let's learn to think and not what to think undecided
That's true, do we now have enough ventilators for the growing convid 19 cases? No one is talking about it anymore.
FamilyRe: My 4-Year-Old Niece Loves To Perceive Horrific Scents. Is This Normal? by clumsydyna: 12:33pm On May 04, 2020
Donald3d:
grin Just keep cautioning her
Spank her a bit
She would outgrow it
If she doesn't, shame would make her outgrow it when her classmates start making jest of her .
She is just exploring and trying to understand her environment.
You can introduce her to better scents or smells , to change her preferences .
If u spank her, she definitely would enjoy it and want more which in essence will make her commit the "offence" more.
FamilyRe: My 4-Year-Old Niece Loves To Perceive Horrific Scents. Is This Normal? by clumsydyna: 12:32pm On May 04, 2020
ConcNiggress56:
This isn't a joke..

I've been with the young family during this lockdown period and I observed her closely..

When someone stands up from the chair, she quickly put her nose there. Likes to smell one's fart as well as puts her nose close to rotten food, dirty socks, shoes etc..

It's getting out of hand and the mom is worried now..

Is this normal? Is this a rare medical condition? Will she change this habit over time? What can we do to help her?

Kindly advice
Most submissive people do that alot, it's more like a kink, she discovered hers quite early.
CrimeRe: Father Arrested For Raping His 13-Year-Old Daughter In Akwa Ibom (Photos) by clumsydyna: 12:31pm On Apr 27, 2020
SmellySperm:
shut up if u can't read!wat did i say or are u high?

mudafucker
I am sorry, obviously you weren't the one I wanted to quote.
CrimeRe: Father Arrested For Raping His 13-Year-Old Daughter In Akwa Ibom (Photos) by clumsydyna: 8:50am On Apr 27, 2020
SmellySperm:
apparently he has bipolar disorder...

these guys should take him away
So this your experience is enough to generalize that the men in that state always do that, watch your utterances as they are unguided and misleading.
RomanceRe: I Feel Sad by clumsydyna: 11:11pm On Apr 23, 2020
Such is life, take heart and don't allow it break you down.
RomanceRe: Forgiveness by clumsydyna: 11:09pm On Apr 23, 2020
It's very normal, what you feel is natural, the hurt and pain from loved ones are difficult to get over, even though you have forgiven them.
Try as much as possible to relive those memories only as lessons learnt and don't allow yourself hurt so much.
HealthRe: . by clumsydyna:
Dear op, depression causes a lot of damage to our health, it could destroy our immune system and make our brain send wrong messages due to conditioning.
My candid advice to you is:
Eat plenty fruits,
Eat plenty vegetables,
Do exercise regularly,
Stop taking drugs especially antibiotics&
Try to rest enough.
Do not allow anyone deceive you, now your health lies in your hands, feel happy, do things you would have done prior to the health breakdown, go places, meet people and do anything that gives you Joy, then watch and see that your situation would change for the best.
RomanceRe: . by clumsydyna: 5:34pm On Feb 01, 2020
providencia:
I'm a man living with my parents and I've lost girls because of this. I know am old enough to be on my own. The thing is I'm the last child . All my siblings are married and are all with their spouse. Its not that am too dependent on my family i have a job and I'm the only one living in a flat.

My house is two flat and my parents stay on the other flat. Once all the girls have dated in the past realise am living with my parents their altitude begin to change. They are not free to express themselves when they are with me. I just lost one now.

I just can't leave my parents on their own. My mum is old and she needs help with some basic things. Nigeria is not even a country where there are old people home or something. Living with them sometimes affect my activities but i have to cater for them. After all, we all going to be old some day.

Your inputs and advised is needed.thank you


Please ignore any grammatical error
It's not just about you living with them, but about their influence on your personal decisions. I personally don't see anything wrong with this but would, if they get too involved in the affairs of their son and his proposed family.
Though I have experienced second hand, the jealousy of a mother inlaw to the extent that she stabbed and killed the son's pregnant wife.
On your part, I would suggest you get a younger help for them, who can do errands for them, it is not your sole responsibility to take care of them, it is not a crime being the last born, your older siblings also have their role to play. The care for your parents could be rotated amongst you all.
RomanceRe: 10-year-old Boy Accused Of Impregnating A 13-year-old Girl (video) by clumsydyna: 12:10am On Jan 31, 2020
Wow!
LiteratureRe: My Madam And I (part Two) by clumsydyna: 11:34am On Jan 23, 2020
greatme2good:
I was hoping he will inherit just good ones and not bad ones too.
My dear, we don't choose
Inheritance such as traits, we just exhibit them knowingly or unknowingly. Although, with conscious efforts, we could turn some bad ones around.
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LiteratureRe: My Madam And I (part Two) by clumsydyna: 9:12am On Jan 22, 2020
greatme2good:
Like father like son.... Just because he wants to get a taste of madam Tasha and Daniella that's why he decided to risk his life. Someone needs to tell him it was same older woman (his mom) that uselessed and finally killed his dad.
Maybe like maybe he inherited the same evil spirit that was on his parents before they died.
Haba! Was he supposed to inherit anything from you? If he didn't inherit anything from his parents who will?
Topher baba! Thanks for the update.
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RomanceRe: The Money Slave by clumsydyna: 9:07am On Jan 22, 2020
dingbang:
really.. I want to know. Show me
Just say you cannot be that "stupid" instead of generalizing, please search for knowledge and I am sure you would get it.
RomanceRe: Billions!!! by clumsydyna: 8:56pm On Jan 18, 2020
y3mi:
It's deep, it's not everyone whose mind can assimilate things like BDSM as it cut across different human psycho-gratifications. So just let it be.
Thumbs up.
RomanceRe: Billions!!! by clumsydyna: 8:54pm On Jan 18, 2020
LarryBee1k:
Everyone with different sexual fantasy. White are more exposed and liberal. Bdsm is real bruh. If I tell you my sexual fantasy, you go fear your Puna.
Knowledge is power, I concur with what you said.
RomanceRe: The Money Slave by clumsydyna: 8:49pm On Jan 18, 2020
dingbang:
These people are sick ... Nigerian men cannot be stupid like this
If only you knew!

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