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Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by clumsydyna: 11:41am On Sep 19, 2018
Twistkihd:
Please guys avoid 1xbet for now many people won their special bets on Liverpool vs PSG match the credited the winnings at first but later took it back then refunded the money you used to stake this is fraud and scam
Happened to me on the 16th of september 2018.
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by clumsydyna: 11:23am On Sep 19, 2018
viktor88:

Click on the coupon you will see sell then click on it but if you really want to enjoy 1xbet download the app.
Alright, thank you, would do just that.

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Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by clumsydyna: 6:32pm On Sep 18, 2018
viktor88:

Yes better than bet9ja
I use the web inter phase but still can't figure out where the cash out option is.
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by clumsydyna: 5:50pm On Sep 18, 2018
livelymatilda22:

Lol.....The only good thing about 1xbet over Naija bookies,is that they have more than enough markets and sports you can choose from
Still trying to find my way around the site.

Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by clumsydyna: 4:41pm On Sep 18, 2018
Please does 1xbet have the cash out option like bet9ja?
Celebrities / Re: 30 Years After: 'Coming To America' Stars Then And Now (Photos) by clumsydyna: 9:57pm On Sep 17, 2018
enemmo:
Mr Explorers, what about this woman? grin grin
You've got one honey, take a chance.
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by clumsydyna: 9:35am On Sep 16, 2018
Metuh:
1xbet users: F2BJ5.


Europa/UCL/EPL marathon games.
The code is not loading please.
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by clumsydyna: 12:39am On Sep 16, 2018
Give us codes and d book makers
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by clumsydyna: 12:04am On Sep 16, 2018
After taking a stroll on nairaland path I found this thread, please I would like to join, if there is a group here. I recently opened an account with sportybet but at least 2 or more games do soil my tickets.
Romance / Re: Can You Marry A Retired Prostitute? [video] - Watch Reactions by clumsydyna: 8:30pm On Sep 13, 2018
Rozaytee:
my dear brostitudes plenty pass prostitutes oo.. lol
God bless your daddy, so you know them too, but are we the only ones that know that brostitution is the trend now? shocked I bet there are a lot of them on nairaland looking for who to leach on.

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Romance / Re: Can You Marry A Retired Prostitute? [video] - Watch Reactions by clumsydyna: 3:36pm On Sep 12, 2018
What of most of the brostitudes I have known and perhaps patronised one way or d other. shocked shocked

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Romance / Re: Lady Steps Out With The Same Color Of A Snake On Her Trouser, Check It Out by clumsydyna: 11:13am On Sep 08, 2018
I am sure she doesn't know that she looks like the snake, even the small snake will give way to her thinking she is an anaconda. grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: "I Married Him Fit And Trim. Now His Potbelly Is Affecting My Affection To Him by clumsydyna: 11:08am On Sep 08, 2018
For once I am impressed, the other way round it was guys complaining about ladies with big tummy and using it as an excuse not to go out in public with her and engaging in promiscuity. Finally, I get to keep my big tummy with my head held up high. grin

Education / Re: Man Wins N9m On Betking, Plans To Spend It On School Fees (Photo) by clumsydyna: 11:01am On Sep 08, 2018
Mr Williams wink please show me the way.

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Crime / Re: Okada Man Who Raped And Impregnated His 15-year-old Daughter In Lagos by clumsydyna: 1:21pm On Sep 07, 2018
Oh dear shocked shocked
Health / Re: 20 Weird Facts About The Human Body You Should Know by clumsydyna: 10:51am On Sep 07, 2018
JudasNaCarrot:
I have the PIN sweetie!
grin grin
Oh really?

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Complains Of Pain During Sex..... by clumsydyna: 10:48am On Sep 07, 2018
JudasNaCarrot:
Come.....you seem very knowledgeable about sex.

Are you from Kenya?
grin
I wish I was but I am not.

Science/Technology / Re: Why Earth Tremor Occurred In Abuja – FEMA by clumsydyna: 9:50am On Sep 07, 2018
Shola2689:
I felt it this morning in bed and I was like what? To my younger brother did you feel this too... We ended up giggling.
undecided You were giggling, lucky you. Na so earthquake dey start o my dear. Thank God say this earth wey I dey no try to do any tremor otherwise I for don relocate asap with my cattle.

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Health / Re: 20 Weird Facts About The Human Body You Should Know by clumsydyna: 9:44am On Sep 07, 2018
mantosa:
The human body is an archive of rouns; one that is still a puzzle to doctors and scientists about the details of its functioning. It’s not an exaggeration to say that every part of the body is a miracle. Here are some facts about the human body that will make you marvel.

•It’s possible for the body to survive without a large fraction of its internal organs. Even if one lose the stomach, the spleen, 75% of the liver, 80% of the intestines, one kidney, one lung, and virtually every organ from the pelvic region, one wouldn’t be very healthy, but would live.

•The saliva produced by the salivary glands can fill two swimming pools during lifetime.

•The acid in the stomach is strong enough to dissolve razorblades. The reason is that it doesn’t eat away at the stomach is that the cells of the stomach wall renew themselves so frequently that it get a new stomach lining every 3-4 days.

•The human lungs contain approximately 2,400 kilometres (1,500m) of airways and 300-500 million hollow cavities, having a total surface area of about 70 square metres, almost the same area as one side of a tennis court. Also, the left lung is smaller than your right lung to make room for the heart.

•Everyone has a unique smell, except for identical twins, that smell the same.

•The nose can remember 50,000 different scents. Women are better at smelling than men, and will remain that way throughout their lives.

•It is a fact that people who dream more often and more vividly, on an average have a higher Intelligence Quotient (IQ).

•The fastest growing nail is on the middle finger.

•The colder the room one sleep in, the higher the chances of having a bad dream.

•Human lips have a reddish color because of the great concentration of tiny capillaries just below the skin.

•Three hundred million cells die in the human body every minute.

•Like fingerprints, every individual has a unique tongue print that can be used for identification.

•It takes 17 muscles to smile and 43 to frown.

•The longest recorded time anyone has ever gone without sleep is 11 days.

•The most common blood type in the world is Type O.

•The rarest blood type, A-H or Bombay blood, due to the location of its discovery, has been found in less than hundred people since it was discovered.

•Between birth and death, the human body goes from having 300 bones to 206 bones.

•The insides of the stomach blushes, too

•The brain can survive 5-10 minutes without oxygen.

•Tongue prints are as unique as fingerprints.

•Sex burns 3.6 calories a minute.


Source: http://tushmagazine.com.ng/20-weird-facts-human-body-know/


lalasticlala
shocked I really need to reactivate my sex life then.

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Complains Of Pain During Sex..... by clumsydyna: 8:46pm On Sep 06, 2018
Please go and study the "Shallow-Deep Thrusting Technique" it will help you, you might be going too deeply in the first instance without allowing for adaptation.
Family / Re: Woman Gives Birth To Triplets After 17 Years Of Marriage (Photos) by clumsydyna: 2:15pm On Sep 06, 2018
Issokay.
Romance / Re: My Wife Only Allows Me To Touch Her 4 Times In A Month ( Please Advice Me) by clumsydyna: 1:40pm On Sep 06, 2018
Doesn't she enjoy it? Don't you know how to do it? Do you sleep in different rooms or beds? I am left with these questions bothering me, I mean once in 2 days is not even enough for some of us.

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Health / Re: Chinese Man Gets Stung In His Dick By Stingray While Swimming (Pics) by clumsydyna: 10:01am On Sep 06, 2018
cool Maybe his ex-girlfriend came in the form of a stringray.

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Romance / Re: Wife Caught Her Husband With A Mistress…what She Did Will Shock You(photo+video) by clumsydyna: 9:54am On Sep 06, 2018
grin grin
Education / Re: Thread For PHD Students by clumsydyna: 9:52am On Sep 06, 2018
lizzybett:
Hello Everyone,

I have a Bsc and Msc in Management. I intend to begin my PhD studies as soon as possible and I'm looking at being fully -funded. I have actually gotten admission into two schools in the UK, but i wasn't given a scholarship. One of the requirements for obtaining studentship is having relevant research experience and I only have experience doing my MSC and BSC thesis. Please, I will appreciate suggestions on how to get relevant research experience or be part of publications so as to increase my chances of obtaining a studentship. Thanks

I have sent you a message already, please reply it so we can proceed.
Celebrities / Re: Oladips Acquires Pet Goat Just Like Wizkid (see Photos) by clumsydyna: 7:49pm On Sep 04, 2018
Later we will hear that the goat is now his girlfriend just to cut cost.

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Events / Re: Pick Your Date Of Birth And Connect With Your Birth Mate by clumsydyna: 1:01pm On Sep 04, 2018
May 31st
Romance / Re: I Used To Have 2-3 Rounds Sex With My Elder Sis Per Night,now A Reverend In View by clumsydyna: 12:52pm On Sep 04, 2018
He doesn't have a sister jare cool.
Celebrities / Re: 'My Daughter Called Me Ebuka When She Found Out My Real Name Is Not Daddy' by clumsydyna: 12:48pm On Sep 04, 2018
Ebuka stop what? I hope its not what I am thinking. shocked

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Crime / Re: Man Knocks Off Lagos Prostitute's Teeth For Closing Up During Sex by clumsydyna: 12:31pm On Sep 04, 2018
Kingsatan, Enemyofprogress over to you. cool tongue
Crime / Re: Man Knocks Off Lagos Prostitute's Teeth For Closing Up During Sex by clumsydyna: 12:09pm On Sep 04, 2018
shocked Agro na bastard grin

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