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Family › Re: Help!!! Someone Is Molesting This Girl. by cmax16: 6:16pm On Jun 13, 2015

masquellett:
I don't know if this is the right room to post this, but am really disturbed.

I was watching "This morning" on TVC this morning when this little girl and her siblings walked in. She will be clocking 3 this year as I heard. They usually come around like that and most times I joke and play with them.
Today, when this little girl came in. She jumped on my legs, so I left her to sit on my laps while I watch my program.

Before I knew what was happening, I felt a touch on my joystick. At first, I was confused. I looked at her to know if she did it on purpose or not. I removed her hands to be sure, then I continued to watched my program. Then again. She started rubbing my joystick!

At that time. I knew something was wrong. I didn't know how to caution her, because I never believed a girl of 3 would know what a joystick is and not to talk of rubbing it with her hand.

Then, I dropped her on the floor and used a pillow to cover my laps and joystick. I was watching what her next step would be. To my greatest surprise, this girl came again, removed the pillow, sat on my joystick and starting making some funny moves. I was dumbfounded! I had to spank her hard and I sent the whole kids outta my flat. It was embarrassing.

So right now. Am still confused, I think someone around the neighborhood is molesting this little girl, the mother is not around, only the dad. I intend reporting her to her mother when she comes back. What' do you think about this?

How old are you sef? Tell them and you'l be shocked how this would turn out...tail, you get lynched and spend your next Christmas in jail trying to sort yourself out undecided

head, they hush you, pretend they'v taken your advise to heart, and thereafter watch you closely like a hen watching her chicks from the maroulding cat... shocked

your choice mate.

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Romance › Re: She Came With 3 Friends To Meet Me At The Eatery - Diary Of A Jobless Nigerian by cmax16: 12:40pm On Jun 13, 2015*

damiloladuke:
http://www.wenogetjob..com/2015/06/she-came-with-3-friends-to-meet-me-at.html

"It was exactly around 9:40pm"... That made me laff! How can it be "exact" and "around" at the same time? shocked

"It was a call from an unknown number", how you come take call her back? Don't tell me you had her number from the first day, if you did, why you come dey Waite make the babe call you as a "big boy" borrowing your words... tongue

Referring to her friends, you said "they both look like they were competing for who had the uglier face..." Inferring they were two, but in your earlier post you claimed "she came with 3 of her friends"...huh, chose one loverboy! huh

@OP, lie lie boy! You be youth Cooper dey make this type mistake abi?

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Education › Re: 15 Good Universities In Nigeria You Can Study Geology/geophysic Without Regret. by cmax16: 9:28pm On Jun 09, 2015

stanisbaratheon:
how can your brother have a sharp 2:1 and still have a PGD Na wa Oo

Pdge or whatever it's called. He was advise to do it as he is leaning towards lecturing jobs now. There are prof in his class who are doing the program cos it's a requirement now for lecturing job I was told.

Politics › Re: Saraki And His Wife, 2 Children At His Inauguration (photos) by cmax16: 8:57pm On Jun 09, 2015

Saraki son wan burst! See "chicks"

Education › Re: 15 Good Universities In Nigeria You Can Study Geology/geophysic Without Regret. by cmax16: 8:54pm On Jun 09, 2015

My younger brother was one of the best graduating student from uniben in his set, with a sharp 2:1, he has a masters, a pgd, he has even been accepted for his PhD all in uniben, yet no job.

Abeg make Una help, those that can. Is there something he isn't doing correctly? E don dey turn stories that touch o.

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Family › Re: Is It Proper For A Wife To Wear A 'g-string'? Please Help by cmax16: 6:08pm On Jun 04, 2015

Ogbeni, I dey buy for my wife sef, yum yum! tongue

Growingboi:
I love my wife and I always give her freedom to do whatever that will give her joy. But some days ago, she came home with a G-STRING ladies underwear saying it good for her HEALTH. Though I have not concluded whether she should wear it or not cox i believe it is unholy and improper for a married woman.

Please house, should i grant such request?

Politics › Re: Dr Ogbonnaya Onu's Profile And Pictures by cmax16: 4:18pm On May 31, 2015

Brilliant mind...

Agriculture › Re: Starting A Poultry Farm (a Blog) by cmax16: 6:31am On Jul 18, 2014

fnk: I can give you a number of someone you can call and they can build one for you. I am about doing that in my farm as well.

Hey @fnk. Been following this thread with keen interest. Kindly help with the contact details of the person who can help build a processing plant. email is ailevbare@yahoo.com thumbs up!

Autos › Re: Total Cost Of Clearing A Vehicle In Nigeria by cmax16: 8:24pm On Nov 20, 2013

Femmy,

Can a 1996 or 1997 registered car in the UK be cleared in Nigeria?

How much would it be to clear a gold 3 and golf 4 car?

How much would it cost to clear a honda accord 'addidas', 1999-2000 model, and an Honda accord 'EOD' UK version, 2.0 and 2.4 ltrs.

And a Nissan Almera 2000/2001 model all shipped on Grimaldi RORO from Tilbury port.

Thanks in anticipation of your reply.

Technology Market › Re: Best Way To Avoid Traffic In Lagos And In Nigeria As A Whole by cmax16: 7:11pm On Aug 07, 2013

how much does this sat nav cost in nigerian money? can this be purchased in Abuja?

Travel › Re: Nigeria High Commision In London by cmax16: 10:23pm On Jun 19, 2013

eyejae: Just got my new passport. The process was very easy, except it involved me travelling twice to London.

Because I got little or no info online on how to go about the renewal, I've decided to tell my own experience. Perhaps it could help someone.

These are the documents I took to my first appointment:

1) Copy of my completed and signed online application form
2) Copy of my acknowledgement slip
3) Copy of my payment confirmed slip
4) My old passport
5) £20 Postal order
6) 2 photos

Contrary to the info on the application form, there is no need to take 2 photos. This is because the HC would take your picture and biometrics there.

Very important: you have to go on the date of your appointment (as stated in your application form), whether or not that date is after the expiry date on your passport.

I arrived at around 9:45am on the day of my appointment. There was a queue, but it moved very quickly. Some1 at the entrance checked my forms, and particularly highlighted my appointment date. Then, I was directed to a large room, where I was given a ticket number and simply waited until my number was called.

When called, I presented those documents I've listed and then waited again until I was called to go upstairs to do my biometrics + photo.

After this I was given another appointment date for the collection of my new e-passport.

Very easy process. It took about 2 hours on my first appointment, and less than 45 minutes on my next.

By the way, I got this extra info from 1 of the officials there:

Those who are under 18 would need to include a guarantor’s form filled by their parents/guardian. They also have to include a photocopy of the guarantor’s passport data page.

Also, very important: if you already have a Nigerian passport and you did not get it in the UK, they would check for your visas. If they don't find any visa, they would ask you how and where you got your passport.

There’s 1 more point that was made about the passport for another category of people. Unfortunately, I do not remember it right now.

So, this is my experience. Hope it helps someone.

Cheers

am about renewing my passport. i have all the listed document except number 2 (acknowledgement slip) i don't know how to generate this during the online application, would this be a problem? i know this thread is a bit old now, but any help would be welcomed. huh

Travel › Re: Nigeria Embassy London Worst Management by cmax16: 10:15pm On Jun 19, 2013

I have an appointment booked at the naija high comm at london for thursday 27th june, but i don't have the acknowledgement slip after completing the online application. I have the signed applic. form, confirmed payment slip and appointment booking. would i be allowed in? would this be a probelem? someone with a similar case? help!

Travel › Passport Renewal At The Nigerian High Commision, London by cmax16(op): 1:54pm On Jun 19, 2013

I applied today to have my passport reissued and a new passport for my daughter. I have the " signed application form", "payment confirmation slip" and "appointment booking slip". But it appears i may have missed the "acknowledgement slip" along the line while completing the online application.

would this be a problem when i visit the Nigerian high commission in London?

Kindly advise me.

Travel › Re: Cost Of Nigerian International Passport by cmax16: 12:11pm On Jun 19, 2013

in my case i paid with my card, i have the payment slip, but i can't seem to find the "acknowledgement slip" to print? why is this? someone help.

Travel › Re: Passport Renewal - Rescheduling The Interview by cmax16: 12:06pm On Jun 19, 2013

i know this tread is old, but i need someone to help me. i have all the other documents, its just that i can't seem to find the one term application acknowledgement slip? is the payment receipt and acknowledgement slip this same? please help!

Autos › Re: Total Cost Of Clearing A Vehicle In Nigeria by cmax16: 9:05am On Jan 26, 2013

femmy2010:
Have it shipped roro on Grimaldi line and N310k and N320k would clear the 00 and 01 respectively.

how much would clear a Peugeot 406 (2000-2002 model) and Peugeot 407 (2004-2006)

Autos › Re: Stop Wasting Money By Going To Cotonou To Buy Cars. by cmax16: 5:33am On Jan 22, 2013

niyidada1: Why would Omolara888 post on Ademola's behalf?

I noticed it as well and commented on that a while ago? Omolara888 gave a good testimonial about ademola7 giving her a quote for 2.4m while it was 3m at cotonou, then in the very next post, ademola7 was giving out his email suing Omolara888 account...i was beginning to trust this guy, now am not so sure.

Autos › Re: Free Vin Checks And Reports by cmax16: 4:43am On Jan 22, 2013

[quote author=inspired_m]
Protect yourself thoroughly by getting a Free VIN number check on the Used car you want to buy by requesting on this thread.

A Vin Report will tell you if a car was Accident-ed, Totaled, Salvaged, Flooded, Wrecked, Stolen or has an Altered title or Mileage Rolled Back.

Every car has a Vehicle Identification Number (VIN#), which is used for everything that will ever happen to that car.

Its entire title history is on file in Several databases, Protect yourself thoroughly by getting a free VIN number check on the Used car you want to buy.

It is obtained by using the vehicle VIN numbers (Vehicle Identification Number). The VIN number is normally engraved on the car dash or on a sticker in numerous places in the car (inside the car doors, the auto windows, the car trunk, cars engine, and/or the quarter panels of the vehicle).

A Vin Check can save you Hundreds of thousands of Naira.

We want to use this medium to thank Bizbooks, Kunle-A, Mastro, Jenju and Others who have volunteered in providing free VIN reports, Your efforts and time in doing these are well appreciated.

Keep up the Good work.

Cheers

Inspired_m
[/quote]God bless you indeed for your work. kindly check out this vin for me

WF0MXXGCDM4A58210

cheers man.

Autos › Re: Total Cost Of Clearing A Vehicle In Nigeria by cmax16: 8:50pm On Jan 21, 2013

femmy2010: Need a tested and trusted customs clearing agent.

Call 08036363467 or email duduconsultt@yahoo.com

I want prices to clear a Lexus RX300 2000 or 2001 model on Grimaldi using either (RORO) or containerize?

Car Talk › Re: BMW Owners' Forum by cmax16: 5:08am On Jan 20, 2013

yemosla: Tanks

Cmax1.6 - kindly help wit d history of dis car VIN# WBAET37402NG70757 pls send to my mail ( adeyemiobabajide@yahoo.com) tanks a million.

You'v got mail. sorry for replying abit late. cheers.

Car Talk › Re: Peugeot: Cars With Attitude! by cmax16: 1:35am On Jan 19, 2013

abdulkadir: We r getting dre really soon. Atleast we now have this forumWe r getting dre really soon. Atleast we now have this forum

How much would a clean original LHD Peugeot 406 (grade 1 if you like) be in the current naija market? a friend told me he bought his own with a total of about N1.3M from Cotonou.

Car Talk › Re: Cause Of Steering Vibration by cmax16: 6:15am On Jan 17, 2013

i would check the tyres to be sure the treads are ok, and the make sure you have not exceeded the recommended air gauge by the manufacturer (psi)...

Autos › Re: on the Lookout for 2000-2002 Peugeot 406 Manual. by cmax16: 4:51am On Jan 17, 2013

babs2aroks: Frenchbase I guess its just a deal gone bad...the car was intended for personal use...I drive a toyota camry and I wanted a 2nd car to flog around...not a car dealer.

I prefer Amercian Imports.406 is the only car I could get from europe.I'll just locally source for another one.
There's no way I'll be able to wait for another one coming from france

I just bumped into this thread, though old, i couldn't but feel for babs. Fact is, Frenchbase is the owner of the car, (unless you probably bought it for your brother who is the owner) he (Yinka) doesn't have any business arranging for another seller other than to follow your instructions to the latter; which was seller to a customer you had already agreed price with...a deal is a deal, unless for few hundred thousand naira extra you would want to ruin your reputation. A happy customer online would most likely recommend much more customers to you than you could ever imagine.

Car from France? it look from the shipping document that the car was loaded in Antwerp...isn't that Belgium? just asking.

Car Talk › Re: Right Hand Drive To Left Hand Drive Conversion by cmax16: 4:10am On Jan 17, 2013

udokpuenyi: @Adebyte,

No problem bro, carry on , no shaking as 2baba dey talkam

How much would it cost to change a BMW 7 series (e38) 1999 model from RHD to LHD? how long would the lead time be? (stay in your garage)

Car Talk › Re: Right Hand Drive To Left Hand Drive Conversion by cmax16: 4:08am On Jan 17, 2013

udokpuenyi: Apart from specifying the yr/model of the car you intend to convert to LHD, pls specify the color of your interior, that is a determining factor when searching for the dashboard

If this 2.4 , the price is 200k, it is a straight job

How much would it cost to change a BMW 7 series (e38) 1999 model from RHD to LHD? how long would the lead time be? (stay in your garage)

things come into play when converting this car

1. A dashboard with its hanging beam
2.steering column (hand gear)
3. New wiper stick
4.New doormat (not always)
5. The wiring materials will be provided by the auto electrician doing the wiring

While converting this car, you can refurbish the dashboard HANGING BEAM if your have a good panel man, buy new wiper stick , may or may not change the two door mats but you cannot avoid buying the upper steering column. The conversion cost is relatively 300k if you want to replace all needed parts

Car Talk › Rhd To Lhd Conversion Of Bmw 3, 5 And 7 Series & Lhd Peugeot 406 by cmax16(op): 2:01am On Jan 17, 2013

Please would anyone know or have had any experience about good reliable technicians who can convert BMW, with particular interest for the 7 series e38? (Tomorrow never dies BMW) Any issues one should pay attention to?

On the other hand, any idea how much an original LHD Peugeot 406 would cost? Please help!

Autos › Re: The Car That Works For The Strongest: Bmw 7series (bullet Proof) for SALE by cmax16: 12:05am On Jan 14, 2013

nice baby...but for N45 Million? huh

com'n watin? if na senators you dey target, i doubt the target market would have spare time on their hands to checkout nairaland shocked

if na N4.5M you mean, then we can tok business grin

Car Talk › RHD To LHD Conversion For BMW 3 Series, 5 Series And 7 Series by cmax16(op): 12:01am On Jan 14, 2013

I was wondering if there are good auto technicians at Ladipo who have experience in converting BMW 3. 5 and 7 series (all the engine variants) and how much it would cost. If you have converted these Bimmers before, your valuable experience would be appreciated on this topic. Oga Sienna, make you yarn, your input would be welcome as well (price and labour). cheers one and all. [i][/i]

Autos › Re: Total Cost Of Clearing A Vehicle In Nigeria by cmax16: 5:14am On Jan 13, 2013

femmy2010: N210k would clear it.

how much would it cost to clear a (1999-2001) BMW 7 series on Grimaldi shipping line?

Car Talk › Re: Does Your Car Turn Heads? by cmax16: 12:08am On Jan 10, 2013

Siena: https://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h299/Lovindeer/13022008311.jpg

https://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h299/Lovindeer/06042008442.jpg

https://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h299/Lovindeer/31012008170.jpg

https://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h299/Lovindeer/29012008157.jpg

https://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h299/Lovindeer/05062009388.jpg

And the important part - the 4,2 V8 2 x DOHC 32V engine, that I replaced the standard 2,6 V6 2 x SOHC 12V with:

Sienna, whats the insurance like for this car?

https://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h299/Lovindeer/16092009776B.jpg

Car Talk › Re: What's The Big Deal With Learning Driving Using Auto? by cmax16: 11:19pm On Jan 09, 2013

bamto: Well, that won't help much. Infact, they tell me just the opposite.

I feel compelled to contribute. Never lay claim to anything if you don't have first hand experience. considering you learnt with an auto, i don't expect you to come out here and say "hey! manual is the best!" but let me tell you, you are likely to find as many vehicle in manual tranny as an auto in Europe. I can not say the ratio exactly, but a simple search on autotrader.co.uk on vehicles would show you the picture. for the records, i live in the UK.

I learnt to drive with a manual shaft, have never looked but since then. I can drive an auto without any ado. Meanwhile, in the UK, you are not permitted to drive a manual car if you hold an automatic license, you would be deemed to have broken the law. But with a manual license, you are allowed to drive an automatic car...tells it all.

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