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doskie:
hahahahaha.. Lolzzz. Are you a soldier mam? You said a 2nd lieutenant is non commissioned.

Commissioned officer are those that graduated from the Nigerian defence academy, they can rise to become full fledged generals depending on further studies and off course who you know or as it were before now, who's/which successful coup you helped installed.

Non commissioned officers gets into the army through the Nigerian Army graduate (DSSC) employment. Someone who gets in via this route will definitely not rise in the army as fast as someone who went through the full complimentary course at NDA. If you attain the rank of Colonel through this route, count your stars lucky.

I believe this is what the lady was trying to say when she referenced commissioned and non commissioned officer.

@OP, it will be practicably impossible to run a business you will oversee directly and still work in the army...unless of course you have develop and put in place mechanism to make the business run without you being physically possible, a thing I suppose most businesses in Nigeria aren't equipped for.

Not long on nairaland there was a thread that explains the real difference between an entrepreneur and self-employed.

hassrash:
Budget 5.3m for Highlander 2008 Limited

budget 3m for XLE Sienna 2008

All with custom duty papers

How about Honda Odyssey of same year and trim quality?

Hello Hassan, thanks for the good work.

How much for 2008 Sienna xle (full option) with tinted glass?

2008 Highlander limited (tinted)?

Why is Olusola Saraki not in the list? He was appointed Senate Leader in 1979.

Pishure or idonbilivit...

Am surprise hearing aid isn't available in Nigeria...this is a very simply case if it were to be in the UK.

Either she is a very tall lady or that man standing to her left is a dwarf If she was indeed kneeling...

Well, I flew economy class five years ago to the UK for my studies, there goes your logic!

You should learn not to generalise when you write. Use of English 101, that is if you took the class.

FRSC no wear gloves dey use bare hand pack human remains...na wah!

That Walkers short bread biscuit still dey market for UK...

FarmTech:
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15k? Chicken feed will do, but I'll not advise such expense. U hav to consider selling price too.

How can one formulate cheaply? is the chicken feed @ 50kg cheaper than 15k?

@Afrocatalyst,

send BOQ to ailevbare@yahoo.com please. Nice work, watching this tread closely.

What kind of man allows his wife at this stage of pregnancy to attend some convention? They should both be at home counting down to when the child is born.

tellwisdom:
Why is she blushing??

Blacks don't blush . Check the definition of the word, you'd know why.

RaDaZaBaNa:
I Remember you sir.Just Cross checked. I Am a law Student at The Same Unilorin.( 300 lvel) I will love to speak with you and also Help in the fight sir.How do I contact you ??

Idiot, no way you can remember him when he claim to have graduated in 1997 You said "I am a law student..." Not "was", and you are in 300L? That simply means you are not contemporaries...You probably were running around with drooling mouth & nose then?

lagcity:
that british bloke sits like a boss while d host sit like him nyash go dirty d sofa

PDPwayoo:
Bill gate didn't have 2.2

First class will not make Nigerian to Invent reasonable thing neither will first class make our so called engineers to fix their own cars.
First class engineers will not stop patronizing road side illiterate mechanic.

Standard of education in Nigeria is zero irrespective of the grade.

This made me laugh, but yet so true.

@dyoungforester, Hope you enjoyed the video on electric snail fence I sent you on whatsapp?

When am ready to establish my farm you'd be among the farmers I'd like to seek out.

I still need the feed composition for snail though.

Ok, all the single bros them, this her pose is a call to duty oh, she's ready & ripe for marriage...lol.

If her life is too precious to get redeployed to Borno in a non combative role, then who exactly should be the sacrificial lamb?

She was good at "talking the talk" let her "walk the talk"

Flea market in Europe, no big deal.

A former union leader claiming he won't pay workers for the month they didn't work, "for what!" He was quoted to ask rheotorically.

Shocking to say the least.

Supposing this man dey straff mama peace brains out and Ebele found out but bidded his time? Lol...stop blepping other peoples babe or wife o

onismate:
http://www.hovabuzz.com/frontline/1012-how-he-finally-got-a-job-after-13-years-of-search-and-got-fired-few-months-later

Don't take this OP seriously he is a story teller, he masterbates in his room just watching the traffic his stories generates.

See: "Illegal Immigrant, My near death and terrible experience in Malaysia" on nairaland.

Don't waste your sympathies on his tread.

cronsberg:
Guys, i was just having a conversation with my girlfriend/ wife to be about likes and likes-not in bed, and while listing her likes, she went on a story telling episode about her previous guy. The part of the story that caught my attention was when she said that her ex will do her for hours without resting. She said there was a time she visited the guy and he effd her from 12 noon to 5pm, that she could barely walk that day and was feeling so satisfied and fulfilled. She then said with all the fuss i was making about effing her out of her senses, that i came short of satisfaction, and that the guy was stronger in bed. You could imaging how furious and boiling i was feeling inside while hearing this from her in a normal conversation.
The facts are though that when ever we have sex, i am absolutely sure i last for atleast 15 minutes or more no doubt, my penis is 5.7 to 6 inches erect and hard as wood, i do pre-intimacy and such, so what the hell is the problem? Is it even my damn problem or her's? I know for damn sure no normal guy will last for more than 20 minutes of constant thrusting. If she has to be effd for hours in order to feel satisfied, isn't she the one with the problem? On the one hand, i feel like i shouldn't even worry myself since she is aperantly the nimphomeniac not me. On the other hand, i feel that her "accidental revelation" is a sign of what's to come, as in she might be a cheater when married because of her insatiable appetied for marathon sex.
what's your opinion guys

Apparently you'v not heard of viagra, Vega 100, bura yatashi & the likes With her ex, it wasn't a 5 hours marathon, it was more about his fast recoverability btw rounds...which only drugs can enhance.

brize:
And people still says the election was not free and fair, hmmm howard webb talk say na penalty who be that coach wey go talk otherwise?, talk more of a player...... I wonder where Amechi threw his power as the governor then that made him to allow all the rigging and killing as they are claiming....... If someone(a pplitician) want to kill a person from your state with thugs just because of office while not use your power as the governor you were then to defend and protect your people just as you swore? .......... APC and complains

We're you born yesterday? We all knew he had no control over the state, Patience Jonathan was manipulating the whole process with federal might from Aso Rock with blessings from her dumb husband. Please be informed.

EvilHeaven:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/06/gov-emmanuel-to-auction-a-iboms-private-jet/#sthash.053AIJfB.dpuf

To expensive to fly private jet, so I'l fly helicopter instead huh?! .

Dullards!

missKiffy:
Press statement from PDP. Read below...
The attention of the leadership of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) has been drawn to a press statement by a group parading as PDP Media Watchdog and purporting to be working within and in the interest of our great party. This group is absolutely unknown to the PDP and has no connection whatsoever with our party at any level, neither is the content of their statement a reflection of the position or stance of the party.
For the avoidance of doubt, our great party has not authorized this group to use its name, acronym or logo to issue statements or make public pronouncements on any matter and we caution those behind them to henceforth desist from such immediately.

The PDP therefore distances itself from the embarrassing statement by this group wherein it called on President Muhammadu Buhari to resign and went ahead to use offensive and denigrating language on the person and office of the President of our great country. This is completely unacceptable and against the posture of the PDP to engage only on robust and credible opposition while constructively offering alternatives to the programmes and policies of the APC-led government, preparatory to our return to power in the next four years.

We note with dismay that the attitude of this group is a direct consequence of the approach adopted by the APC in denigrating and insulting our immediate-past President, Dr. Goodluck Jonathan.

Though we know that former President Jonathan suffered such fate in the hands of the APC, we shall not repay them in the same coin as such is not part of our tradition and value as a party. Furthermore, recall that the PDP had earlier informed the public and the media that only statements issued by the National Chairman, the National Secretary, the National Publicity Secretary or any other officer of the party authorized by the National Working Committee (NWC) should be regarded or reported as the position of the PDP on any matter.

In this regard, any group or individuals seeking to use the identity of the PDP on any issue should approach the leadership for authorization. We urge the media and the general public to be guided by this always.

Signed:
Chief Olisa Metuh National Publicity Secretary

It's embarrassing PDP can't simply refute without looking to stick it in or draw baseless comparising. Mstchewww.

MrPresident1:
President Buhari is a tall man.

Governor El-Rufai is a short man.

You only stated the obvious...now move on.

dimensional:
Congrat. Don't forget your first fruit and make sure you pay your tithe (Malachi 3:10).

First fruit ogini? To thieving pastors who don't understand that the issue of tithe originated with the levites and should'v long been stopped? Gerout!

Congrats @OP ojare!

Mega2010:
Election is over,he isn't aspiring for anything anymore,he is already a governor,why will he pull such a stunt?...that man is just being natural,learn to accept that

Unless he is harbouring presidential ambitions for the future. In any case, it's a good start, living by example.