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Autos / Re: Cheap Cotonou Car/suv Delivered To Nigeria By Hassan See Pictures by cmax16: 6:36pm On May 26, 2016
hassrash:



Budget 5.3m for Highlander 2008 Limited

budget 3m for XLE Sienna 2008

All with custom duty papers


How about Honda Odyssey of same year and trim quality?
Autos / Re: Cheap Cotonou Car/suv Delivered To Nigeria By Hassan See Pictures by cmax16: 11:09am On May 26, 2016
Hello Hassan, thanks for the good work.

How much for 2008 Sienna xle (full option) with tinted glass?

2008 Highlander limited (tinted)?
Politics / Re: List Of Nigerian Senate Presidents Till Date. by cmax16: 6:45pm On Apr 24, 2016
Why is Olusola Saraki not in the list? He was appointed Senate Leader in 1979.

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Politics / Re: Muhammed Hassan Loses 5 Ribs To Boko Haram by cmax16: 10:00pm On Dec 28, 2015
Pishure or idonbilivit...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Unilorin Best Graduating Student Jobless After 6years by cmax16: 10:20am On Sep 18, 2015
Am surprise hearing aid isn't available in Nigeria...this is a very simply case if it were to be in the UK.
Politics / Re: Nigerians On Twitter Blast Onyeka Onwenu Over The Way She Greeted Buhari (pics) by cmax16: 3:54pm On Aug 21, 2015
Either she is a very tall lady or that man standing to her left is a dwarf If she was indeed kneeling...
Family / Re: A Call To Change "My Children Will Not Suffer What I Suffered" Syndrome by cmax16: 7:24pm On Aug 20, 2015
Well, I flew economy class five years ago to the UK for my studies, there goes your logic!

You should learn not to generalise when you write. Use of English 101, that is if you took the class.

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Car Talk / Re: Trailer Crashes Into 18-sitter Bus On Lagos-ibadan Exp; No One Survived(Graphic) by cmax16: 1:56pm On Aug 17, 2015
FRSC no wear gloves dey use bare hand pack human remains...na wah!

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Nairaland / General / Re: Photos: Good old memories! by cmax16: 7:24pm On Aug 12, 2015
That Walkers short bread biscuit still dey market for UK...
Agriculture / Re: PICTURE..Free Range Snail Farming Style In Lagos Nigeria. by cmax16: 1:19pm On Aug 12, 2015
FarmTech:

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15k? Chicken feed will do, but I'll not advise such expense. U hav to consider selling price too.

How can one formulate cheaply? is the chicken feed @ 50kg cheaper than 15k?
Agriculture / Re: PICTURE..Free Range Snail Farming Style In Lagos Nigeria. by cmax16: 1:17pm On Aug 12, 2015
@Afrocatalyst,

send BOQ to ailevbare@yahoo.com please. Nice work, watching this tread closely.
Religion / Re: 114 Babies Delivered As RCCG Convention Ends (Photo) by cmax16: 11:16am On Aug 10, 2015
What kind of man allows his wife at this stage of pregnancy to attend some convention? They should both be at home counting down to when the child is born.
Celebrities / Re: Pregnant Tonto Dikeh-Churchill Marriage Introduction Ceremony (Photos) by cmax16: 8:25am On Aug 10, 2015
tellwisdom:
Why is she blushing??

Blacks don't blush shocked. Check the definition of the word, you'd know why.
Politics / Re: I Will Bring Sahara Reporters Down - Barr Francis by cmax16: 1:24pm On Aug 08, 2015
RaDaZaBaNa:


I Remember you sir.Just Cross checked. I Am a law Student at The Same Unilorin.( 300 lvel) I will love to speak with you and also Help in the fight sir.How do I contact you ??

Idiot, no way you can remember him when he claim to have graduated in 1997 shocked You said "I am a law student..." Not "was", and you are in 300L? That simply means you are not contemporaries...You probably were running around with drooling mouth & nose then? shocked shocked shocked

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Politics / Re: British Soldiers Visit Nigeria Defence Headquarter (PHOTOS) by cmax16: 10:00am On Aug 08, 2015
grin grin grin grin

lagcity:
that british bloke sits like a boss while d host sit like him nyash go dirty d sofa
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: YES! There Is Hope For 2.2 And Third Class Grads: Job Hunting Tips by cmax16: 9:39am On Aug 08, 2015
PDPwayoo:

Bill gate didn't have 2.2

First class will not make Nigerian to Invent reasonable thing neither will first class make our so called engineers to fix their own cars.
First class engineers will not stop patronizing road side illiterate mechanic.

Standard of education in Nigeria is zero irrespective of the grade.

This made me laugh, but yet so true.
Agriculture / Re: Interesting Facts About The West African Giant Land Snails by cmax16: 9:49am On Aug 05, 2015
@dyoungforester, Hope you enjoyed the video on electric snail fence I sent you on whatsapp?

When am ready to establish my farm you'd be among the farmers I'd like to seek out.

I still need the feed composition for snail though. smiley
Events / Re: Pictures Of A Nairalander Who Celebrated Her Birthday by cmax16: 11:00pm On Jul 15, 2015
Ok, all the single bros them, this her pose is a call to duty oh, she's ready & ripe for marriage...lol.
Politics / Re: Drama At DSS As Marilyn Ogar Is Transferred To Maiduguri, Then Recalled by cmax16: 8:26pm On Jul 11, 2015
If her life is too precious to get redeployed to Borno in a non combative role, then who exactly should be the sacrificial lamb?

She was good at "talking the talk" let her "walk the talk" shocked grin

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Business / Re: Abuja Traders Using Cars As Shops Because Of High Cost Of Rent (Photos) by cmax16: 10:49am On Jul 03, 2015
Flea market in Europe, no big deal.
Politics / Re: FG Borrowed To Pay Salaries, Says Oshiomhole by cmax16: 7:15pm On Jul 02, 2015
A former union leader claiming he won't pay workers for the month they didn't work, "for what!" He was quoted to ask rheotorically.

Shocking to say the least.

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Crime / Re: Patience Jonathan's Ex-Security Aide Killed by cmax16: 9:38am On Jun 29, 2015
Supposing this man dey straff mama peace brains out and Ebele found out but bidded his time? Lol...stop blepping other peoples babe or wife o shocked shocked shocked
Career / Re: He Bribed His Way And Got A Job But Got Laid Off By The New Governor by cmax16: 3:55pm On Jun 25, 2015
onismate:


http://www.hovabuzz.com/frontline/1012-how-he-finally-got-a-job-after-13-years-of-search-and-got-fired-few-months-later

Don't take this OP seriously he is a story teller, he masterbates in his room just watching the traffic his stories generates.

See: "Illegal Immigrant, My near death and terrible experience in Malaysia" on nairaland.

Don't waste your sympathies on his tread.

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Said Her Previous Guy Was Stronger In Bed. by cmax16: 1:58pm On Jun 25, 2015
cronsberg:
Guys, i was just having a conversation with my girlfriend/ wife to be about likes and likes-not in bed, and while listing her likes, she went on a story telling episode about her previous guy. The part of the story that caught my attention was when she said that her ex will do her for hours without resting. She said there was a time she visited the guy and he effd her from 12 noon to 5pm, that she could barely walk that day and was feeling so satisfied and fulfilled. She then said with all the fuss i was making about effing her out of her senses, that i came short of satisfaction, and that the guy was stronger in bed. You could imaging how furious and boiling i was feeling inside while hearing this from her in a normal conversation.
The facts are though that when ever we have sex, i am absolutely sure i last for atleast 15 minutes or more no doubt, my penis is 5.7 to 6 inches erect and hard as wood, i do pre-intimacy and such, so what the hell is the problem? Is it even my damn problem or her's? I know for damn sure no normal guy will last for more than 20 minutes of constant thrusting. If she has to be effd for hours in order to feel satisfied, isn't she the one with the problem? On the one hand, i feel like i shouldn't even worry myself since she is aperantly the nimphomeniac not me. On the other hand, i feel that her "accidental revelation" is a sign of what's to come, as in she might be a cheater when married because of her insatiable appetied for marathon sex.
what's your opinion guys

Apparently you'v not heard of viagra, Vega 100, bura yatashi & the likes shocked With her ex, it wasn't a 5 hours marathon, it was more about his fast recoverability btw rounds...which only drugs can enhance.
Politics / Re: Watch Your Utterances — APC Warns Jega by cmax16: 8:02am On Jun 19, 2015
brize:
And people still says the election was not free and fair, hmmm howard webb talk say na penalty who be that coach wey go talk otherwise?, talk more of a player...... I wonder where Amechi threw his power as the governor then that made him to allow all the rigging and killing as they are claiming....... If someone(a pplitician) want to kill a person from your state with thugs just because of office while not use your power as the governor you were then to defend and protect your people just as you swore? .......... APC and complains

We're you born yesterday? We all knew he had no control over the state, Patience Jonathan was manipulating the whole process with federal might from Aso Rock with blessings from her dumb husband. Please be informed.
Politics / Re: Udom Set To Sell Private Jet by cmax16: 7:33pm On Jun 17, 2015
EvilHeaven:


http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/06/gov-emmanuel-to-auction-a-iboms-private-jet/#sthash.053AIJfB.dpuf

To expensive to fly private jet, so I'l fly helicopter instead huh?! shocked shocked shocked.

Dullards!
Politics / Re: PDP Disowns Group Over Unauthorized Statement On Buhari by cmax16: 7:30pm On Jun 17, 2015
missKiffy:
Press statement from PDP. Read below...
The attention of the leadership of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) has been drawn to a press statement by a group parading as PDP Media Watchdog and purporting to be working within and in the interest of our great party. This group is absolutely unknown to the PDP and has no connection whatsoever with our party at any level, neither is the content of their statement a reflection of the position or stance of the party.
For the avoidance of doubt, our great party has not authorized this group to use its name, acronym or logo to issue statements or make public pronouncements on any matter and we caution those behind them to henceforth desist from such immediately.

The PDP therefore distances itself from the embarrassing statement by this group wherein it called on President Muhammadu Buhari to resign and went ahead to use offensive and denigrating language on the person and office of the President of our great country. This is completely unacceptable and against the posture of the PDP to engage only on robust and credible opposition while constructively offering alternatives to the programmes and policies of the APC-led government, preparatory to our return to power in the next four years.

We note with dismay that the attitude of this group is a direct consequence of the approach adopted by the APC in denigrating and insulting our immediate-past President, Dr. Goodluck Jonathan.

Though we know that former President Jonathan suffered such fate in the hands of the APC, we shall not repay them in the same coin as such is not part of our tradition and value as a party. Furthermore, recall that the PDP had earlier informed the public and the media that only statements issued by the National Chairman, the National Secretary, the National Publicity Secretary or any other officer of the party authorized by the National Working Committee (NWC) should be regarded or reported as the position of the PDP on any matter.

In this regard, any group or individuals seeking to use the identity of the PDP on any issue should approach the leadership for authorization. We urge the media and the general public to be guided by this always.

Signed:
Chief Olisa Metuh National Publicity Secretary

It's embarrassing PDP can't simply refute without looking to stick it in or draw baseless comparising. Mstchewww.

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Visits Kaduna As El-Rufai Receives Him (Photos) by cmax16: 10:28am On Jun 17, 2015
MrPresident1:
President Buhari is a tall man.

Governor El-Rufai is a short man.

grin

You only stated the obvious...now move on.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Finally A Job!!! by cmax16: 10:24am On Jun 17, 2015
dimensional:
Congrat. Don't forget your first fruit and make sure you pay your tithe (Malachi 3:10).



First fruit ogini? To thieving pastors shocked shocked shocked who don't understand that the issue of tithe originated with the levites and should'v long been stopped? Gerout!

Congrats @OP ojare!

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Politics / Re: El-rufai Reportedly Took His Son To A Public Hospital (Photo) by cmax16: 4:36pm On Jun 15, 2015
Mega2010:
Election is over,he isn't aspiring for anything anymore,he is already a governor,why will he pull such a stunt?...that man is just being natural,learn to accept that

Unless he is harbouring presidential ambitions for the future. In any case, it's a good start, living by example.

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Family / Re: Help!!! Someone Is Molesting This Girl. by cmax16: 6:16pm On Jun 13, 2015
masquellett:
I don't know if this is the right room to post this, but am really disturbed.

I was watching "This morning" on TVC this morning when this little girl and her siblings walked in. She will be clocking 3 this year as I heard. They usually come around like that and most times I joke and play with them.
Today, when this little girl came in. She jumped on my legs, so I left her to sit on my laps while I watch my program.

Before I knew what was happening, I felt a touch on my joystick. At first, I was confused. I looked at her to know if she did it on purpose or not. I removed her hands to be sure, then I continued to watched my program. Then again. She started rubbing my joystick!

At that time. I knew something was wrong. I didn't know how to caution her, because I never believed a girl of 3 would know what a joystick is and not to talk of rubbing it with her hand.

Then, I dropped her on the floor and used a pillow to cover my laps and joystick. I was watching what her next step would be. To my greatest surprise, this girl came again, removed the pillow, sat on my joystick and starting making some funny moves. I was dumbfounded! I had to spank her hard and I sent the whole kids outta my flat. It was embarrassing.

So right now. Am still confused, I think someone around the neighborhood is molesting this little girl, the mother is not around, only the dad. I intend reporting her to her mother when she comes back. What' do you think about this?


How old are you sef? Tell them and you'l be shocked how this would turn out...tail, you get lynched and spend your next Christmas in jail trying to sort yourself out undecided head, they hush you, pretend they'v taken your advise to heart, and thereafter watch you closely like a hen watching her chicks from the maroulding cat... shocked shocked shocked your choice mate.

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