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Crime / Re: Kidnapper Evans: How I Beat Security Operatives, Why I Don't Snap Pictures by cocktopuss: 11:09am On Jun 24, 2017
These sorts of information shouldnt be in public space. Our policing is so terribble. Newspapers must be held accountable for what they release too.


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Religion / Re: I Need Help For A Spiritual Problem Of Over Three Years. by cocktopuss: 9:21am On Jun 19, 2017
Samcoco:
Dear nairaladers, I'm really tired of this life! Things were going fine for me in early 2014;

It all started in July 2014 when I traveled abroad. Some days after I traveled, I started having bad dreams. Whenever I'm expecting money or contract, when i go to bed, I will just have a dream where I gave money to someone, sometimes I will be attacked by arm robbers and they will collected some money from me, sometimes someone will shake my hand in my dream; and if I wake up the next day, all my business and everything I have at hand will just destroy. I have prayed several times, no result. I have also fasted for many times without any result.

And it was because of this problems I came back to Nigeria empty handed in 2015 December to look for spiritual solutions, but till now I have not gotten any solution. I have gone too many churches (white garment churches, protestant churches this including Mercyland in Warri and I was even touched by prophet Jeremiah Omoto Fufeyin still I came back with this same problem after paying for the prayer line and buying many spiritual items!

Many pastors and prophets have told me it was a woman who have a very big issue with my mother in my village in 2014 April, including a girl that wanted me to marry her that are behind it.

I am really tired. I don't know what to do again. Nothing is working in my life again. Now, I am thinking of a native doctor for spiritual solution.

Who can help me with the contact of a good native doctor that can destroy this bad work they did over my head?

I need help


Pastor Olushola Areoguns church. You will be delivered. One of the few real men of God in our nation
Romance / Re: Her First Visit Left Me Totally Confused by cocktopuss: 10:49am On Jun 17, 2017
Better Run....

Any girl that is indctrinated to attach sex to love or a good relationship cannot do you life or destiny any good. Not only will she make you worse off, you will eventually find it hard to trust her. Go for a lady who respects sex enough not to have it with someone she has been seeing for a week. if possible go for a lady who does not want to have sex before marriage.


I had a girl i was falling in love with send me nude pictures that looked like she was in a porn scene, i bailed for my life, she is not marriage material, if i could get it that easy many other men could get it that easy.


Plus there are actually real life destiny thiefs, uno, the ones who have a spiritual side to their desire to sleep with you? Be careful, be patient.

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Romance / Re: Guys Read Carefully"to Preserve Your joystick,you Need To Have Regular Sex"!! by cocktopuss: 8:37pm On Mar 19, 2017
Passy089:


I'm Advicing guys on celebacy na

How far with ur throat. Did u get to treat it? I might need ur solution.
Romance / Re: Guys Stop Bleeping A Girl's Faeces(anus) by cocktopuss: 8:28pm On Mar 19, 2017
ojun50:
2 things i will never do, fu ck a lady through d anus or suck pussy, no matter hw clean d lady is

I stand with you. The first (and last) time i did that i caught an respiratory tract infection that lasted for a long time. Never again.
Romance / Re: I Am Impotent & Frustrated by cocktopuss: 7:10pm On Mar 19, 2017
helpforever:
Where can I get Horney goat weed?

Just check on konga. Its a supplement to boost libido . U can read reviews on amazon too to also get a better knowledge of the product.
I dont subscribe to unnecessary experimentation like cialis nd co.
Romance / Re: I Am Impotent & Frustrated by cocktopuss: 5:49pm On Mar 19, 2017
helpforever:
My story is longer than this but I cannot remember all for now.

Mods please, I need this on the frontpage.

Lalasticlala
Seun
RoyalRoy

I honestly think its psychological... While i wont advise you to have sex indiscriminately id say you should get that spiritual aspect off ur mind.
Why not get lobido booster like Horney goat weed.
Celebrities / Re: Rosaline Meurer Headlines "Pebbles Of Love" With IK Ogbonna by cocktopuss: 11:45pm On Mar 18, 2017
The way Tonto dike would beat this girl when they meet ehn. She would look like she fell from an Aeroplane.
Romance / Re: How I Got HIV And AIDS by cocktopuss: 6:38pm On Mar 18, 2017
jcmaiah:
I have stayed away, that's the best HIV test I need. It's a pity we go for test when we want to marry like the sex in marriage is different from the one in fornication. If u sleep unprotected with someone just know that it's God giving you a chance to turn away from fornication. It's fun but I swear it takes a lot away from a man/woman and exposes you to danger.

Exactly. Anyone who has had sex with no protection and is still negative should be grateful to God and repent cos if it were up to the devil, he will set u up with someone who will pass it.
No woman or man is worth your health and life. Say No to premarital sex

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Romance / Re: Man And His Fiancee's Bum In Doggie Pre-Wedding Photos by cocktopuss: 3:58pm On Mar 17, 2017
alexialin:





In reality men don't see beyond assz or boobbss.. That's how they are wired undecided
Nothing we can do about their desires.

Its funny how a woman who has never been a man (nor will ever be) can say this conclusively as fact. btw ur wrong.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Ugandan Police Spokesman Assassinated With His Bodyguard In His Jeep (Graphic) by cocktopuss: 3:17pm On Mar 17, 2017
Seems Africans are getting more sinister daily.
Celebrities / Re: 27yrs Old Boy Shuts Down Escape Club Spends Millions On Champagne (photos) by cocktopuss: 2:38pm On Mar 17, 2017
IamAirforce1:
Popular Lagos big boy days ago spent millions at Escape club on champagne alone.

Wow

After seeing the photos below, you would agree with me that Nigeria is no way in recession.


Money, class, influence, affluence all in one pack.

Investor Bj you're the real boss.


Checkout his Instagram page for more eye popping photos
Link
https://www.instagram.com/p/BQkrGV4jDJ3/

You might want to start a magazine honestly. These dudes will pay you for publicity.
Politics / Re: Obiano Receives Aeriel Photographs Of Anambra (pics) by cocktopuss: 11:27am On Mar 17, 2017
kcbusta:

To rent a drone costs 600k a day

Why lie?? To buy a new drone costs just close to 300k. who rents a drone for 600k per day?? i need to know so i can ask my sister to start leasing hers.
Romance / Re: Roman Goddess Message To Married Women by cocktopuss: 10:14am On Mar 17, 2017
missnawty:
Dey there ooo.. Even if u make the most delicious meal for him daily.. And empty everything in his balls and perform Jackie chan style in bed .. Man wey go cheat go stil cheat. Abi no be so?

LIKE IF U THINK MEN ARE NATURALLY BORN CHEATS AND POLYGAMOUS IN NATURE
SHARE IF U THINK OTHERWISE

Babe, get that perception out of your head.

The honest truth is that it is not normal for a man to cheat on you. Most men actually just want a peaceful life with a stable home and a lot of success.... if a woman can simply make her home a place of peace, i doubt the man would seek solace anywhere else, we like adventure and all that, however if we have a wife who is our friend, it would be easier to snap out of a potential reckless situation. of course the man must be a responsible person first.

That all men cheat talk is really a lie and bad for women in all sincerity. Good men don't cheat

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Politics / Re: Obiano Receives Aeriel Photographs Of Anambra (pics) by cocktopuss: 9:12am On Mar 17, 2017
so they needed a white man to come and use drone his drone to take pictures for a state, something that can be contracted to a university student. This is Madnesss

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Science/Technology / Re: Manatee Killed At Oguta Lake In Imo (Photos) by cocktopuss: 8:50pm On Mar 16, 2017
masseratti:
lolzzzz you really made my day but.those animals are in game reserves in the country

Even if We have girrafes and Zebras, they would be very few. have you seen how hungry our lions look?
Cant trust Nigerians with any animal, i had a man who was pushing us to consider offering our old dog for food since it was going to die anyway i angrily refused. I returned home one day they said my dog has disappeared.

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Science/Technology / Re: Boy Produces Engine For Irrigation & Excavator, Gets N20m From Kebbi Governor by cocktopuss: 8:39pm On Mar 16, 2017
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Science/Technology / Re: Manatee Killed At Oguta Lake In Imo (Photos) by cocktopuss: 8:33pm On Mar 16, 2017
If Nigeria was kenya we will have giraffe meat pepersoup joints, mama ogechis zebra soup, Alhaji Harunas Lion beef suya.

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Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloyo Sent To Port-Harcourt Prison For 'Defaming' Pastor David Ibiyeomie by cocktopuss: 5:00pm On Mar 16, 2017
Ashleydolls:
This is serious. Madam was just excercising her right. Locking her behind bars won't stop her from talking. #freemadamKOO

exercising her right by defaming another Human being who could possibly be innocent?if she does not have an evidence then she could be and should be sentenced. she had it coming and hopefully she will learn a good lesson and stop bullying people and causint troubles.

Journalist allege, they dont have the right to judge. apparently she was stating the story as a confirmed tale

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Religion / Re: Hussaini Mabera Takes TB Joshua To Court For Calling Jesus God by cocktopuss: 1:16pm On Mar 16, 2017
idris4r83:
this is the most ridiculous thing I have read on Nairaland. Are u the same with your father? Just answer yes or no

reread what i wrote and comprehend the angle i am looking at it from. I am specific on the nature not the personality.

"For this reason they tried all the more to kill him; not only was he breaking the Sabbath, but he was even calling God his own Father, making himself equal with God.".....

Equal in the sense of nature(in this context), Kapish?
Celebrities / Re: 'President' Visits Seyi Law's Daughter At Their Home by cocktopuss: 11:06am On Mar 16, 2017
MReloaded:
Yoruba babies too dey ugly embarassed

Hopefully you dont regret your statement one day.

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Religion / Re: Hussaini Mabera Takes TB Joshua To Court For Calling Jesus God by cocktopuss: 8:06am On Mar 16, 2017
Babawo50:
how can d son of God be God re u ur fada.pls no insults jst common sense.

Look at it in this sense, the child of a horse is technically a horse, has the nature of a horse. Look alike but have different functions, father is a race horse, child is a labour horse.
Jesus is the only begotten son of God...
Religion / Re: Hussaini Mabera Takes TB Joshua To Court For Calling Jesus God by cocktopuss: 11:19pm On Mar 15, 2017
Young03:
This man is making sense oo

Is jesus God?

Or The son of God

The son of God is God. Philipians 2:6 who being the very nature of God, did not consider equality with God something to cling to.

Col 2:9 For in Christ lives all the fullness of God in a human body.

In the begining was the word and the word was with God and the word was God. There isnt anything made that was made without the word. The word became flesh and dwelt amongst men....
Jesus is Lord

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Romance / Re: Why Is It Always Difficult To Withdraw when you are about Cu.mming? by cocktopuss: 8:29pm On Mar 12, 2017
comshots:
You cannot contract aids with sex alone.Btw,i don't do multiple partners.


Hiv is usually contracted through sex. Btw im not talking about u having multiple partners, your woman might have multiple partners. In my silly days do u know how many ladies eould be in my bedroom and receive calls from their boyfriends that thay are in the library. Give me a good head and go ahead to kiss their men. Thank God i didnt catch anything with my foolry, even though i never went without protection. Imagine if your girl was with another guy who had a disease and wont use protection or the condom broke.... Bros, its better to abstain.

I know u might say it depends on the woman, well let me promise you this, i have been with girls who would branch my house after Rccg convention, chief ushers, senior choristers. My former friend had a girl who was in MFM, spirit filled, engaged to a man in a no sex relationship, she would come every sunday after church and spend nithing less than5 hours..... Summary, You can only trust urself

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Celebrities / Re: Lavish Lifestyle Of Daniella Okeke, The Actress Associated With Apostle Suleman by cocktopuss: 6:10pm On Mar 12, 2017
Donbabaj:
So , I go they pay tithe from my hard earned money. One stupid and useless man of God go dey spend am on top olosho.


#Judgementdayiscoming

Your tithe is in obedience to God nothing else.
Celebrities / Re: Lavish Lifestyle Of Daniella Okeke, The Actress Associated With Apostle Suleman by cocktopuss: 6:08pm On Mar 12, 2017
Ishilove:
Lol. Daniella don turn star

You know her personally?
Romance / Re: Why Is It Always Difficult To Withdraw when you are about Cu.mming? by cocktopuss: 1:11pm On Mar 12, 2017
Amarabae:
Thats silly. Doing it without condom premaritally in this era?

As in... Its just pure madness
Romance / Re: Why Is It Always Difficult To Withdraw when you are about Cu.mming? by cocktopuss: 1:09pm On Mar 12, 2017
Only a f.o.o.l still sleeps with a woman outside marriage, a bigger one does not use condom.

Take a trip to an ICU and see fellow humans like you dying of HIV/AIDS. Then maybe ud fear God, maybe you will understand that your whole life can come to ruin in only 5minutes of pleasure, a life where you will have to take several tablets everyday of your life, a life where you will forever regret the day you threw caution to the wind.....

A word is enough for the wise, pursue God and your career, leave intimacy alone till marriage.

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Crime / Re: Hausas Evacuate Sabo After Ile Ife Communal Clash by cocktopuss: 11:31pm On Mar 11, 2017
pussyAvenger:
leave the afonja fools.. let them continue leaving in fools Paradise

"Living" get educated

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Crime / Re: Hausas Evacuate Sabo After Ile Ife Communal Clash by cocktopuss: 11:30pm On Mar 11, 2017
IPOB123london:

while the yorubas moslem are too drunk in the bar to speak

afonjas have over fed by ewudu and eba to speak


i don set


we await their useless and meaningless comment as always

So what you said is sensible? Get an education and if you are educated, you need to count your losses and redo it cos your ignorance is actually putrid.

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Celebrities / Re: Faithfulness Kennedy: "I Saw Death In Airpeace Flight That Nearly Crashed" by cocktopuss: 8:04pm On Mar 11, 2017
JamieNaija:
I Saw Death In Airpeace Flight That Nearly Crashed Yesterday - Miss Tourism


Nigeria's Miss Tourism and South-South Queen 2016, Ms. Faithfulness Kennedy, has recounted a near air-crash experience she allegedly had ,while aboard an air-peace flight yesterday. The beauty queen who revealed that she was on the flight bound for Lagos from Abuja, further alleged that 45minutes flight to Lagos took them 2hrs 30minutes.



According to Ms. Faithfulness, the flight was affected by the heavy rain as it suddenly became dark and cloudy, "the pilot couldn't see again , the speed increased, the turbulence worsened , the plane began to shake heavily, went up high and came down" and continued like that 10 times.


Here's what she wrote;
"Oh Lord how Merciful and Kind you are.... today I saw Death Looking at me.. but God4bid...
I hear plane crash stories but today I experienced something
That's how my flight was shifted from 1pm to 3pm, we all boarded.. and after all protocols observed we took off.. y'all know it's 45minutes to Lagos? But today we spent 2hours 30minutes.. I won't be in church on Sunday to give this testimony but please y'all help me thank God ... I beg you ... .
It started raining heavily ... and suddenly became dark and cloudy .. the pilot couldn't see again .. the speed increased, the turbulence worsened .. the plane began to shake .. heavily .. we went up high.. came down, went up again. For exactly 10times... the plane almost turned 360 it's just God I didn't know when I started crying .. I almost turned on my phone to tell my mum that is time for me to die.. but I realized it will worsen the situation.. so I prayed in my heart and this was my prayer.. "Lord you know I'm destined for greatness, you said in Jeremiah that the thoughts you have of me are good and not evil, is this how u meant it?, if truly I have an unfinished business on earth and I'm going to be a great person don't all this plane crash". I closed my eyes so tight with tears the pregnant woman beside me said she feels her baby is coming out.. I got scared and I told her not to panic too much ... finally with the whole speed and all the traumas, we got to Lagos .. after 2hours 30minutes... on my knees I say God thank You"

http://www.jamienaija.com/2017/03/i-saw-death-staring-at-me-in-airpeace.html




Women and drama.
Politics / Re: Another Pro-buhari Rally Going On In Bauchi State (photos) by cocktopuss: 6:07pm On Mar 11, 2017
Any Yoruba man supporting Buhari is just a coward scared of the country imploding. Rise up and be gallant, we need to stop letting these barbaric group people walk over us, enough of the fear.

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