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Politics / Re: 25,000 Pro-buhari Youth Rally Shuts Down Anambra by cocktopuss: 8:44am On Mar 11, 2017
Osyabj:
See photos from the rally in here https://www.nairaland.com/3674829/stand-buhari-rally-holds-awka




http://thenationonlineng.net/pro-buhari-youth-rally-shuts-anambra/

Now we can begin to list out news outlets that misinform the public for selfish reasons. The mods should take anything coming from "The nation" with a pint of salt.

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TV/Movies / Re: "The Wedding Party" Loses N200Million To Piracy by cocktopuss: 10:19pm On Mar 10, 2017
something really needs to be done about this thing called piracy. its so unfair.



Btw since these Alaba market people spear head this piracy thing, why cant the movie makers offer rights to one major kingpin for the cds to be duplicated for some millions of naira. then the Alaba market kingpin would be responsible for giving permit or rights to other duplicators....

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Politics / Re: People In Kaduna Celebrating The Return Of Buhari (Photos) by cocktopuss: 3:25pm On Mar 10, 2017
AnanseK:


You celebrated his death I suppose?

only a dummy would think he died, i wont wish death on anyone. so you are a dummy for assuming you know.

Im only keen on a better life for Nigerians, if he is not too healthy he should attend to his health, i dont regard him holding a position at the detriment of the success of Nigeria, his personal dreams are not worth Nigerians well being, kapish?
Politics / Re: People In Kaduna Celebrating The Return Of Buhari (Photos) by cocktopuss: 1:35pm On Mar 10, 2017
jamislaw:
that's perfectly you own choice don't decide for the rest.

i can actually, id leave it at that. No one supports/enjoys a worsening economy under any leader no matter how amiable his personality. personality does not feed people neither does it protect people....
Politics / Re: People In Kaduna Celebrating The Return Of Buhari (Photos) by cocktopuss: 1:16pm On Mar 10, 2017
jamislaw:
yes o my brother. Road block every where here in Kaduna.

He is loved by northerners, dont get it twisted. He WAS loved by most, not anymore.



Yours sincerely,

An ex Buhari Thumper.

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Lands In Kaduna Airport, Uses Helicopter To Abuja (Video) by cocktopuss: 9:07am On Mar 10, 2017
arterxerxes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NifKkQrzMR0

President Buhari Landing in Kaduna. Uses Helicopter to Abuja

How fit is he?


You and the MOD that pushed this to front page should be beaten for this silliness.

He arrived at 4am and it is this bright?

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Lands In Kaduna Airport, Uses Helicopter To Abuja (Video) by cocktopuss: 9:04am On Mar 10, 2017
He arrived at 4 am and it is that bright What kind of people do they think Nigerians are??
Science/Technology / Re: See The Animal I Killed In University Of Benin. What's The Name? by cocktopuss: 6:59am On Mar 10, 2017
zykson:
I just killed this animal in Uniben.please can someone help me with the name

Its a potto, Eat that thing and die o. Its very slow but disease infested. Shame on you silly illiterate, shame, what is so hard in just observing it from afar?

Some animals carry deadly diseases even vetenarians use strong gloves to even touch them, mostly to prevent syphillis.

FYI

"The bite of slow lorises and pottos is said to be poisonous and has in the past caused severe health problems (anaphylactic reaction) and occasionally probably even deaths in humans. Disease transmission, too, must be considered. If handling of an animal is necessary, strong leather gloves should be used. See also other protective measures."

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Crime / Re: Ife: Dead Bodies Of Victims Of Yoruba-Hausa Clash In Osun (Graphic Pictures) by cocktopuss: 4:13pm On Mar 09, 2017
its better to be feared than loved.....
Crime / Re: Ife: Dead Bodies Of Victims Of Yoruba-Hausa Clash In Osun (Graphic Pictures) by cocktopuss: 1:08pm On Mar 09, 2017
Poverty is the root cause.
Career / Re: 6 Exceptional Nigerians Who Work At Apple by cocktopuss: 11:22am On Mar 09, 2017
BruzMoney:
Afonja's always leading.


what's special about this FTC?

We are not Afonjas, we are yorubas

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Romance / Re: My Bf Of Fours Years Broke Up With Me Claiming I Cheated On Him by cocktopuss: 11:14am On Mar 09, 2017
phunmz:
i am a lady of 27 years. i met dis guy four years bak thru a social platform, we started dating. he never told me it was goin to be a no sex relationship till after a month dat i started dating him. i am nt a virgin and he knows it. bt despite d fact dat he said its a no sex relationship, he always come to me for hot romance wen he his hard and he will release after doing everytin a lady wud do to mke a man cum , leaving me helplessly.. it got to a stage i told him i cant continue to romance him to help him ease his sexual urge everytime while he will jst leave me Hot everytime bt all he will say his, i am nt romantic, am too stiff blablabla. to him fingering a lady is masturbation and a sin before God bt me rubbing his pee in order to release is not. one day we were in a very hot romance like dat and he fingers me bt i was nt satisfied. i told him nt to come to me for romance again dat since he said he signed a no sex till wedding night card in his church, we shuld exclude everytin called romance too. it shuld jst be a normal hi, hi tin nt d intimacy one bt he wud nt agree. av been goin on like dat for d past four years till my body cudnt hold it anymore. so i had sex wit someone. he caught me anyways by synchronizing my whatsapp acct to his fone. he read all my chat wit d guy i had sex wit. di guy was my ex bf actually. now he is angry. he is said d relationship is over bt d truth is i like him. i told he is nt a virgin since i kiss him, rub his penis etc and he eventually release. the reason he is angry now is he is faithful to me bt i cheated on him. pls judge me.

Well, since you cheated on him you are at fault. truth is such a guy would not forgive the act (Most likely)
Crime / Re: Hausa And Yoruba Clash In Ile-Ife Osun, 5 Killed (Graphic Photos After Clash) by cocktopuss: 5:50pm On Mar 08, 2017
chudyprince:
You are not one of those deportees from Libya, or are you? cos you don't know what's happening in naija

you know only whats on nairaland. i deported myself from this forum to experience real stuff, you should get your head out of the forums buttt and get real.

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Crime / Re: Hausa And Yoruba Clash In Ile-Ife Osun, 5 Killed (Graphic Photos After Clash) by cocktopuss: 5:22pm On Mar 08, 2017
Rilwayne001:
The hate is real, we should part ways already embarassed

Honestly... We can do waay better without these people.

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Crime / Re: Hausa And Yoruba Clash In Ile-Ife Osun, 5 Killed (Graphic Photos After Clash) by cocktopuss: 5:08pm On Mar 08, 2017
chudyprince:
I have never heard of an Igbo man fighting a Yoruba person in Yoruba land, yet afonja perceive an Igbo man as wicked and troublesome...just negodu! undecided

No one perceives igbos as wicked. many dont trust you or ur intentions, but no yoruba man would say the igbos are wicked, greedy maybe, but not wicked. where do you get your perception from? And yorubas dont Hate igbos contrary to your opinions too.
Crime / Re: Hausa And Yoruba Clash In Ile-Ife Osun, 5 Killed (Graphic Photos After Clash) by cocktopuss: 3:54pm On Mar 08, 2017
thewarrior72:

Well, I will asume u are new in this forum for making this statement.

Evidence of my asertion abound in this forum Dig well and u will understand

Evidence by igbos? Evidence by what a 15 year old says online? Evidence of trolls? If your type of evidence is gotten from a website like Nairaland then sorry you have none, the real world still exists for you to gather some real stuff. its faceless forum, get real.

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Crime / Re: Hausa And Yoruba Clash In Ile-Ife Osun, 5 Killed (Graphic Photos After Clash) by cocktopuss: 3:32pm On Mar 08, 2017
thewarrior72:

^^
Do u think u talking to a stranger in yoruba land?
Who will condemn and call hausafulani to order? Is it tinubu, who's neck deep in hausafulanis butt? Or ur muslim obas who kowto to the whims and command of the northern caliphate? Or the 99% yoruba muslim supporters of buhari, who are ready to die for buhari, will condemn his people? Be real please!!


Now its obvious you are indeed not too smart. You might be living in our land but you dont know anything about my people, maybe you should relate with Yoruba more to be sure of your statements and cease with the assumptions.

A yoruba dye for buhari?? lol, gerrarahere

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Crime / Re: Hausa And Yoruba Clash In Ile-Ife Osun, 5 Killed (Graphic Photos After Clash) by cocktopuss: 3:02pm On Mar 08, 2017
Adiola:
oh! my odua we are endangered species so this is why my brothers don't want Biafra .

Afi Adiola naa, shoo go sha?
Crime / Re: Hausa And Yoruba Clash In Ile-Ife Osun, 5 Killed (Graphic Photos After Clash) by cocktopuss: 3:01pm On Mar 08, 2017
thewarrior72:
Watch as yoruba muslims will avoid this thread and those that will defy the shame will rather face eastward than blame their muslim masters. For disrespecting their host.

Such mayhem will continue to occur in yorubaland As long as there are muslim yorubas who are sympathetic to hausafulani. And expecting a total condemnation of such a brazen display of disrespect from hausafulani to their host from yoruba leaders, who happens to be muslims is tantamount to expecting a goat to talk.

Take it or leave it southwest has been islamicaly conqueard.

Only God will save the little christian popullation in yoruba land.

Point is most muslim yourbas will identify as yoruba first. the fanatics are too few.

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Crime / Re: Yoruba And Hausa Fighting In Ile-Ife Right Now by cocktopuss: 2:49pm On Mar 08, 2017
what i know is that Hausas will be totally annihilated in IFE, of all places to try nonsense, it cannot be ife.


Plus Yoruba's are gradually beginning to identify as Yoruba before being Nigerian, anybody can get it anytime, the blood is very hot now.

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Education / Re: PLS. HELP ME! Someone Has Ruined My Education/life by cocktopuss: 9:18pm On Mar 07, 2017
Blessed96:

Good Morning, Everyone!

My Name is Blessing. I am based here in Lagos

In 2011 after making some very good grades in my NECO I decided not to wait for Jamb so, I got an admittion in College of Education Akàmkpa, Cross River State where I was studying physics and Maths

3months late on, I was called up by my elder brother in Port Harcourt and was informed that his friend in India has help him secured me admission in Punjab Tech. Uni. Delhi, India. (Bsc IT) Clouded by the euphoria, I quickly informed everyone that was close to me that I was leaving to further my education abroad.

I was less than 18 at the time, so, securing an international passport was like a huge mountain. However, my Elder Bro who wanted me to have a better education in order to face-lift my poor family did all he could and finally secured me the passport and afterwards the India Visa.

Prior to my leaving in July 2012, my brother has paid off my tuitions for 2yrs upfront. (The total duration of my studies was said to 3yrs) Everything at the time was about $4000+ aside my accommodation air ticket and pocket money.

When I arrived India, my first discovery was, I was not studying in Punjab Tech. Uni. I was put in a part-time program affiliated to the said school. Since I was new and naive I continued attending the part-time classes. Even though all the documents (fake)that were sent to my brother bored Punjab uni.

However, 4 months later things began to take a new twist, my elder brother was always called for different and sundry kind of payments. My phone was taken from me, so I couldn't talk or reach my brother anymore. According to my brother when he asked why he cudnt reach me again, the young man told him 'he took the phone from me to allow me concentrate in my studies so I can at least pass my first exams.

The truth is that, at the said time, my brother friend has already converted me to his Sex slave. All the monies my brother sent was through his account since I was under age before leaving Nigeria I didn't have my own account.

I was feeding only once a day most times. I was turned to a prostitute. Life became very unbearable. I was not allowed to call or talk to my family. Most time my Elder bro or his wife will call to check he (my guardian) wud say I went somewhere or sleeping.

I lived like a rejected prisoner all those times. Until finally, after one year of all the suffering and thousands of dollars been fraudulently taken from my sponsor (Brother) I was sent back to Nigeria in June 2013.

According to my heart broken brother who was very unaware of my ordeal in far away India, ' I sent you there to be the number 10 in our family' to ease off the pressure from me. But now?
I would have graduated in 2015 with them but now I've been in Nigeria for the past 3years doing menial jobs to survive.

The young man has ruined my life, I'm a woman for heaven sake! By Elder brother lost
Lost his job. His business also down and can't even afford to pay for a Nigerian University at the moment since he's taking care of his kids and wife.

Who will help me? Etimbuk Eno Umoh took over $12000 from my family and left me in the middle of no where. He has been begging my elder brother to be patient that he would return everything he took from us. The question is how long shall I wait? He's graduated and working abroad already. We can only reach him on Facebook. Someone should please help us in the Name of God please and please. His Facebook ID is Etimbuk Eno Umoh he is from Abak, Akwa Ibom State

Attached you'll find some of the screen shots where he has continually said he will refund my brother his money.

Please help I don't have money for the Interpols to start trailing him. I dnt even have his contact aside Facebook. cry


Dont worry dear, pick yourself up and be strong. You can start all over its never too late. See your partime job can get you enough funds to do an ND in yabatech. I had a friend who started that way Nd in yaba, today shes doing her Bsc in unaab, finals. As for the man who treated you that way, trust me he cannot have peace in life without returning the money and ask for mercy. God has departed from Such a man and though he is alive he will remain hopeless. But you my dear have another chance at life dont let regrets and sorrow hinder your progress. we could be pals btw.

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Romance / Re: I Just Found Out My Girlfriend Is A Prostitute by cocktopuss: 4:32pm On Mar 06, 2017
midashenry:
It happened yesterday. I called my gf in the early hours of yesterday to come over to the house so we can chill or maybe hangout and have fun, but she told me she was on her way travelling to go to her uncle's house. At first I was angry, because this is not the first time she is travelling without giving me prior notice, but as usual I said OK, and she said she would be back by Tuesday. I decided to go to a friend's house because I was bored and on getting to my friend's house he brought up the idea that we should club that night so I agreed. We later drove to a club that night at Owerri (Cubana). Lo and behold who did I see sitting with her bestie and two other old men, old enough to be her dad, was my gf. She was so shocked when she saw me, but so I don't spoil her fun I sat and acted as if I didn't see her. But we both know we saw our selves. She has been calling me since last night but I have refused to pick. I am so angry that if I pick her call she would hate the words that would come out of my mouth. So am pissed off and don't know what to do because she is suppose to visit me tomorrow, and I really don't even want to see her, because things might just get out of hand, so I just want to avoid her for now. pls I need ur advice on this.

Bro, get yourself tested then dump her and move on quick, there are better ladies out there (even though they are fewer every passing day). Dont fall for the temptstion that you will protect yourself, condoms break as you know (it takes only one mistake, dont allow the devil to destroy all the good God has helped you with so far). Making love is not as important as your future, your peace, your destiny and your life.

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Politics / Re: IPOB Members In Jewish Apparel Storm High Court Ahead Of Nnamdi Kanu's Trial by cocktopuss: 12:21pm On Mar 01, 2017
Im not igbo, but this is embarassing. However, i would choose to be aligned with igbo than with the hausas. those guys need to go.

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Politics / Re: Yorubas Have Now Abandoned Buhari & Calling For Their Son Osinbajo To Take Over by cocktopuss: 11:45am On Mar 01, 2017
eagleeye2:
I have known some good Yoruba people. But I am amazed at the likes of Dele Momodu and SaharaRepoters.
Hmmmmm. Loyalty in the game of politics?

Yoruba is not one person, Dele momodu has the right to his opinion.

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Celebrities / Re: This Hot & Sexy Female Nigerian Soldier With Rifle Has Got Men Drooling by cocktopuss: 6:08pm On Feb 28, 2017
PapiNigga:

Photo of this hot female soldier with her rifle has been trending on social media platforms... with many online users hailing her courage.

http://www.thisisnaija.com/2017/02/this-hot-sexy-female-nigerian-soldier.html?m=1

Research has shown women are a liability on the battle field.
Romance / Re: I Slept With Her 6 Hours Ago, I Am Exposed. Help Me Fast by cocktopuss: 5:28pm On Feb 27, 2017
iamdurent:
OP. We are almost d same oo. I go do unprotected sex on 19th january 2017 oo. Since then i dey fear. I no fit do HIV test ooo, its better i dont know.


At least till after my semester exam to prevent any heart attack pre exams


You should do it to ease yurself of the emotional stress. Stop having sex and focus on better stuff.
Romance / Re: 7 Weird Things Men Find Attractive In Women by cocktopuss: 8:34am On Feb 27, 2017
Yarnvibes:
It is quite easy to guess what men generally find attractive in women- a pretty face, nice curves, good manners, and every other thing nice.

While we could go on mentioning the great, endearing attributes that almost every man would be attracted to in a heartbeat, we've also discovered, from research and questioning guys, that there are some weird things that men love about women, things you would never have guessed or imagined.

Some of these things are 'special' personal preferences, and some are a bit common among men... but they are all weird none-the-less.

Below, we list seven weird things men find attractive in women - watch out for number 3 and 4!

1. Weakness
Not weakness in the sense of being unable to stand up and speak for yourself, or being spineless but as Francis puts it "I like it when my girl calls me to help her solve riddles, lift stuff or provide answers to things that confuse her. I think it's so cute. Makes me feel like a man"

All men love to have their ego stroked once in a while, right?

2. Applying makeup
From the way men complain about women wasting time with makeup, it's quite strange to discover that some men actually love watching them apply it.

Foundation for a relationship on fleek, maybe?

3. Stubbornness
Okay. This is straight up weird AF. Who loves a stubborn woman, right?

Well, Chinedu says "I love stubbornness in a woman... I don't know why, I can't explain it, I just do."

It's probably about the thrill of conquering and subduing her. We guess.

4. Stretch-marks
Never thought the word stretch-mark and attractive would ever be used in the same sentence but some guys actually find stretch marks attractive.

They say it's something about loving a woman "despite her imperfections."
Fair enough.

5. Wearing glasses
This is quite common and very understandable - women in glasses are usually very good looking.
Why this makes our list is because women who wear glasses sometimes fear they are unattractive because of that.

If only you knew how gorgeous those frames make you look!

6. No make up
"I just like it when she can feel comfortable around me without makeup. I feel she needs to know that with or without makeup, I find her gorgeous" says Ibidapo.

7. Clumsiness
While it is cool to be well-behaved, comported, and calm, quite a number of guys have also shown interest in women with clumsy, goofy sides - those who are not always serious or uptight and can make those crazy faces for selfies.

http://www.kikiotolu.com/2017/02/7-weird-things-men-find-attractive-in.html

Lalasticlala Mynd44 seun Dominique Ishilove

stubborness, glasses and maybe weakness are right to some extent. the rest is absolute horse shiit.
Business / Re: I Find It Difficult To Spend Money by cocktopuss: 8:10am On Feb 14, 2017
Vavana:
Good evening house,

Please talk to me. Please no INSULTS.

Is this a problem or obsession?

From my childhood I save money a lot, especially during those Xmas time when aunty n uncle give kids money.

Now am grown ooooo, people I still find it difficult to spend my money ooo oooo. My hard earned salary.

I drive joy in saving, saving n saving. In fact I shop for myself twice in a year. Though when am buying, I buy quality wears.

If I spend my own money, I will be angry. What sort of stupid life is this.

Even if someone gives me money, I still use it carefully.

Am not hear to earn online like.

Matured comments, please oooo.

Thanks.


Maybe i need a wife like you. infact i need a wife like you.

Secondly, i dont think its a bad idea to save a lot, the bible even says a fool will easily part with his money. As long as your money is not your "god", and you are willing to invest your money into things that yield, then you even might be on your way to big wealth.

The owner of ikea, sweedish billionaire rides home and to work in a public transport, Warren buffet eats 2 dollar meals a day (3rd richest man, richest investor). But i have not read of a man or woman who is a billionaire by spending all his money.....

Your habit has positives, so dont be so hard on yourself.

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