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Romance / Re: Man Marries An Older Woman And This Has Got People Talking. See Photos by cocktopuss: 10:01pm On Feb 12, 2017
Gistedge:
Lof is blind... especially in ghana... maybe cos its dark!

Lol. You just had to go there.
Agriculture / Jute Bags Needed by cocktopuss: 12:41pm On Feb 10, 2017
Hello,

Please if you are a supplier of 50-100 kg jute bags kindly drop your contact or a referral contact.
Science/Technology / Re: Photos Of Hippopotamus Killed By Hunters In Abuja by cocktopuss: 7:15am On Feb 05, 2017
cooljude:


But we are the ones encroaching into their space, most times they avoid Humans but we keep reducing their habitat thereby increasing the probability of an encounter with them.
Yes human life comes first, but it shouldn't be a pretext for us to wipe off this animals from the face of the earth.


Hippos are territorial animals. These humans live and survive in the riverine. Something has to give
Science/Technology / Re: Photos Of Hippopotamus Killed By Hunters In Abuja by cocktopuss: 9:34pm On Feb 04, 2017
If it terrorises people then killing and eating it is justified. No animal should be respected at the expense of a human life.

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Investment / Re: MMM = The Real Truth by cocktopuss: 9:28pm On Feb 04, 2017
I really think people who participated in mmm were "funny", but at this stage please lets stop hurting people more than they already are. I'm sure lessons have been learnt. @seun should not permit MMM topics anymore allow people heal.
Politics / Re: NAIRALAND Has Got A Connection Problem by cocktopuss: 4:50pm On Aug 18, 2016
I thot it was my device uno, ive deleted and cleared cookies so much i stopped visiting. I enter nairaland through the politics page. Pls fix this asap.
Politics / Re: Wedding Of Seyi Tinubu And Layal Holm (Photos) by cocktopuss: 7:05am On Aug 09, 2016
emmyid:
I just came to check if the guy was as ugly as his dad, but was dissappointed kos d dude fine. Who knows, Tinubu might nt really b his real dad. I Don't trust that his controversial wife !

Fair girls b marrying rich guys everyday. No wonder d dark skin girls are bleaching everyday. D fairer your skin the brighter yo future.

Lol. As short as your writeup is it can cause controversy
Politics / Re: Jimoh Ibrahim Picks Ondo Governorship Form From Sheriff by cocktopuss: 12:09pm On Aug 05, 2016
Chief bankrupter
Sports / Re: 26 Eaglets Fail MRI Test by cocktopuss: 12:20pm On Aug 04, 2016
Its a good development. We must learn fairness in this country.
Crime / Re: FCMB: Olisa Nwakoby Committed Suicide Over Personal Challenges by cocktopuss: 1:53pm On Aug 01, 2016
Banks need to get real collateral on loans. I know of a guy who owes a bank nd he hasnt paid shi shi, he just changed locatiin and numbers. The guarantors are not troubled either.

If real collaterals are collected, they will just seize nd sell. For a 350 m loan, the man has to own an oil company with tangible equipments and ish.

Everyone should learn to follow procedure, no more padi padi actions in Nigeria

Rip mahn
Business / Re: How Can We Save Nigeria Economy From Further Recession? by cocktopuss: 12:17pm On Jul 31, 2016
kennylawal:
All we do is talk, ours is that of black people with black brain. An unfortunate place to be born. Generations over and over hurting themselves. We see developed world, we hear stories, still we are poor. we thought it was old men, now young leaders are more corrupt. Simple rule we don't follow, we lack discipline in different aspect of life, our culture is backward, our destiny is gloomy, our leaders are devil.
APC promised heaven, now we are in shit, Buhari wasted time choosing ministers and making budget, now what. They floated Naira, then what. Rice is now 700 per Kongo . meanwhile those senators still seat and discuss irrelevant matter in the house. Bubu go still dey speak thrash.
There i s suffering in the land, Nairaland has not helped, the Mods keep posting trivial topics and seldomly talk about the state of the nation.


While we keep talking, know this: we are all responsible.

How many of Nigerians know there senator or rep, how many write and pressure him/her. how many actually knows what goes on in the house.

Let the government declare a state of emergency. The least we can do now is agric, we can't build plants or make roads, we have finished looting money spending it abroad. we black brain ill destiny humans.
Government should quickly make land available, link producers to consumers and help constrict processors and help in agric input.
we still dey import Jack.
Like I said, all na talk, na only talk Naija fit talk.
the citizen are so silent, abroad people protest over anything, here we love suffering, Naira keep crashing everybody dey speak grammar, meanwhile some others dey waste and loot money. Yeye ministry of agric no get any serious plan, na grazing land dey wan build.

People, make your opinion known, this government is thrashy and no need sympathising when suffering is in the land.
The youths supported the election of Buhari, it was everywhere, on the street talking, on twitter trends, on Nairaland, on Facebook etc.
Now those same people are no where. We don't fucking deserve this.

Keep you tale of regrets and bitterness to yourself if you cant profer any solutions . We need progressives, any dummy can complain.
Politics / Re: OPC To Give Protective Service In Ijegun by cocktopuss: 12:10pm On Jul 31, 2016
supajizy:


FYI!! ILAJE COMMUNITY IS DONINATED BY IJAWS

Your stupidity is legendary. Silent but legendary. Kudos.

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Politics / Re: OPC To Give Protective Service In Ijegun by cocktopuss: 11:56am On Jul 31, 2016
Fedayeen02:
Redraw that map and Ondo will no longer be an oil producing state

You think yoruba cares that much about oil?

People are looking for ways to get less dependent on it

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Crime / Re: Police And Militants Battle In Igando, Lagos (Photos) by cocktopuss: 1:02am On Jul 27, 2016
nkemdi89:

Abeg make we hear, I reside in that area, they are cultists fighting over supremacy, iba and igando should liase and fight it with oro, most of them are indigenes abi omo onile, and they are known by the obas and bales.

Sis are you sure about this?


Wonder why people are rumor mongering then
Crime / Re: Police And Militants Battle In Igando, Lagos (Photos) by cocktopuss: 1:00am On Jul 27, 2016
ba7man:
They have been chased back into the creeks like the rats that they are.

RRS are currently tracking them using drones and a helicopter.

This is not Niger Delta where the Governor and politicians are their patrons.


People that reside in areas that they stop by should be vigilant, they need food and supplies.

There is no safe haven for criminals over here.


Which drone are u talking about sef. Those toys? They left not chased.
Crime / Re: Rapist “Baddo” Burnt Alive In Ikorodu (Graphic Photos) by cocktopuss: 12:23pm On Jul 24, 2016
No one has blamed our courts and police for releasing this psycopath. If he was charged and jailed people wont have taken laws into their hands.

Those kids watching this would forever remember this. It would haunt them mostly and maybe deter them.

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Romance / .... by cocktopuss: 12:13pm On Jun 30, 2016
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Foreign Affairs / Re: UK Votes To Leave The European Union by cocktopuss: 12:22pm On Jun 24, 2016
lindabon:



Lol. No. Actually, they are disgruntled with migrants coming to UK from other European countries. For once, we are not the ones they are embittered about. We sat this one out on a comfy sofa, with popcorn and a can of coke, while we watched them tear each other apart, literally. How about that for a change. Hehe
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Lol ridiculous. if they could comfortably get rid of their Eu counterparts. Mass deporation of blacks is inevitable. Racism will definately be on an increase.
But uk will suffer also simply because of the free trade they enjoy.

about 63% of exports is from their EU membership agreement. They are capable of surviving as a nation but the journey would be dicey.

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Business / Re: Help Urgently Needed : I Need A Push Cart That Looks Like Fan Milks Own by cocktopuss: 11:02pm On Jun 20, 2016
missbae:
u can have the exact specification fabricated for say 12k to 15k..

Wow. Thanks. Any links? I thought it was plastic though. Would appreciate further help with links or advice. Been stuck on this for hours
Business / Help Urgently Needed : I Need A Push Cart That Looks Like Fan Milks Own by cocktopuss: 3:39pm On Jun 20, 2016
Hello,

Please i would appreciate if anyone has details or links to where i can get something like the picture posted below. Thanks

Food / Help: I Need A Push Cart That Looks Like Fan Milks Own by cocktopuss: 3:33pm On Jun 20, 2016
Hello,

Please i would appreciate if anyone has details or links to where i can get something like the picture posted below. Thanks

Fashion / Re: 2016 Most Beautiful Face In Nigeria Season 3 Finalists by cocktopuss: 1:42pm On Jun 07, 2016
[size=15pt]If they want people to take pageantry serious let them ban the use of make ups.


Btw these girls are from average to ugly, none is spectacular. id bring out 4 girls on my street that would beat them all.[/size]
Politics / Re: Niger-Delta Militants Vow To Bomb Aso-rock, Details Specific targets by cocktopuss: 2:25pm On Jun 06, 2016
Tomorrow is close.
Religion / Re: Anita Ebhodaghe: I’m Still Divorced, Not A Part Of Christ Embassy by cocktopuss: 1:03pm On May 29, 2016
Many christians are so stupid, damn.
I see comments that she should go back to her husband.

Dont u think she has enough reasons to divorce? Do you think women dream of divorce?

Everyone should respect her choices and understand she has a good reason even possibly backed up by christianity ....

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Religion / Re: Anita Ebhodaghe: I’m Still Divorced, Not A Part Of Christ Embassy by cocktopuss: 12:54pm On May 29, 2016
thesicilian:
Its a shame that such a well acclaimed woman of God would even consider divorcing her husband, and even go further to the extent of gloating over it. How does she counsel the younger women who come to her for advice on their marital problems? Now that she has divorced her husband and left the church, is she going to float her own church or stop being a pastor? Or stop being a Christian altogether?

You should learn to use ur brain critically sometimes.
For a woman of he calibre to divorce and stick to her decision dont u think her reasons are solid enough?

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Family / Re: I Didnt Like My Dad When I Was A Kid And Still Dont Like Him Now I'm Grown Up by cocktopuss: 12:07pm On May 28, 2016
My dad denied me from birth.... said i was too fair...lol. never paid my fees, never bought me a biscuit... but do i hate him? No! My life is too good to be bitter... i can only be thankful to my mum for being strong for me...

He is claiming he has a correct son now though.

Just leave the bitterness and embrace greatness. Everyone will rally round.... the journey is just starting.... until i get my mum a big house in lekki im not heaving a sigh of relief yet.....

Maybe i wont beat my kids when i have them though from the trend im seeing on this thread.

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Agriculture / Re: The Lizard We Killed Trying To Eat Our Eggs by cocktopuss: 9:37pm On May 26, 2016
Comodo dragons, monitor lizard.

The OP needs to know these animals are ridiculously poisonous in the sense that their saliva is filled with so much bactrria it would kill a full bufallo with a bite...
The fact that your staff còked the head with the whole meal is unsafe but lets see what happens.

Lets know who fell sick or uno....

You are not in a war why eat just anything?

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Jokes Etc / Re: MEN: When Wives Correct Them Vs When Female Boss Correct Them. HILARIOUS PIX by cocktopuss: 2:08pm On May 25, 2016
[size=13pt]The humility that feeds the home and pays the kids school fees. Nothing strange[/size]
Education / Re: Hilarious Picture Of Best Grad Student Of UNIOSUN by cocktopuss: 10:15am On May 25, 2016
tonytony208:
Don't mind them, Mr best graduate. The money we would have spent to buy you gift had been spent to build the tallest drum in the world. Thanks for your unequalled understanding.

Ogun has the tallest drum in the world. Just saying.

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