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Politics / Re: Frame-up: Atiku Reacts To Obasanjo’s Claim by Cockyguy11: 7:21am On Jun 09, 2018
sarrki:


I better support a stranger that makes my life better than bigotry

Did you think I just like Tinubu for "know" reason?

I didn’t just like Pmb for "know" reason

They brought succor to my people

Politically and infrastructure wise
Same mistake twice! Ah!!!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: When The Interviewer Asks You If YOU Have Any Questions For THEM by Cockyguy11: 7:41am On May 26, 2018
swiz123:
considering the kind of meager salary you guys just offered me, if I were your brother would you advise me to work here
grin grin grin grin you no well at all

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Politics / Re: Yahaya Bello To Kogi Workers: Keep Shouting Or Go Meet Donald Trump I Don't Care by Cockyguy11: 2:44pm On May 24, 2018
dealslip:
I doubt this guy is sane. He is the epitome of stupidity and idiocy personified. He is even incoherent and damn too daft. I am beginning to suspect he is mad.
You still de suspect?
Celebrities / Re: Open Letter To Liz Anjorin By Fan For Placing Curses On Her by Cockyguy11: 3:56pm On May 23, 2018
Epic clapback

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Sports / Re: See How Ladies Welcomed Atletico Madrid Players After Landing In Uyo. Photos by Cockyguy11: 9:48pm On May 21, 2018
mankand:
Africa is finished. Slavery isn't over yet, wasting tax payers money on this shitty team that no one care about in Europe
Shartap your dirty sinking mouth there. Swine like you.
Politics / Re: BREAKING: Many Injured As Thugs Destroy APC Congress In Ondo (PHOTOS) by Cockyguy11: 5:36pm On May 19, 2018
leospruce:
London hospital state
grin
Politics / Re: IGP Ibrahim Idris In Marching Blunders At A Ceremony (Video) by Cockyguy11: 7:05am On May 19, 2018
Haba this video was doctored... grin grin grin
Food / Re: Man Who Cries When He Sees Food Exposed By Twitter User (Photos) by Cockyguy11: 9:45am On May 10, 2018
Shitty story
Politics / Re: Abba Kyari Taking Orders From Osinbajo For The Ist Time In FEC (Photos) by Cockyguy11: 9:42am On May 10, 2018
Looks like people discussing...who rights this headlines sef?
Politics / Re: Ekiti PDP Primary: Delegates Appear In Aso-Ebi by Cockyguy11: 10:07pm On May 08, 2018
Handsomecole:
Oga please don't distort history the best ever Congress to held was in the same Anambra which produced Tony Nwoye . This is not democracy .
Pele history teacher. Clap for yah sef
Car Talk / Re: Lagos Danfo Buses Now Use Gas Instead Of Petrol - Photos by Cockyguy11: 6:50pm On May 08, 2018
eghuan1:




Chain!!! Must you believe everything?

Anyways taxis have been using gas to power their vehicles for quite a long time now. The owner or CEO of CNG the company that runs the installation and operations of the device is from Edo state and he decided to kick off the stuff in Benin. They have up-to six stations across Benin alone. As at then it was 150k to install which will be deducted as you buy gas. That is if you intend buying 1000 gas, you will be given 800 worth while 200 is used to offset your installation price. The cars still run on petrol sha. Once the gas is finished you simply switched to petrol
Well dohn sir! I suspect you must be a bus driver... To have this level of detailed info. Ee like say you no get work abi grin

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Politics / Re: Ekiti PDP Primary: Delegates Appear In Aso-Ebi by Cockyguy11: 6:28pm On May 08, 2018
Handsomecole:
They look like zombies . They have been suppressed they have no choice than to bow to the will of the emperor. Such was resisted in iMO state that is what we call true democracy when people are allowed to express their dissatisfaction that is what stands the APC out. No wonder they were given rice to eat.
People are seen for the first time in the history of our democracy to be orderly and well behaved and you right this rubbish. And then they are seen to behave like animals and you praise them. You need to be checked. So violence for you is proving a point. Animal

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Politics / Re: N24b Office Complex: Magu Shocked Me, Says Ex-efcc Chair Waziri by Cockyguy11: 9:11am On May 06, 2018
Lordave:
I know you're battling withdrawal symptoms now and that's why you've been yarning incoherent bùllshit all night in support of your dullard god aka 'Chinakwe's Dog'.

Let me help you by introducing you to coconut water, ask Sarrki and Omenka of its effect and thank me for delivering you.

Savage cheesy

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Religion / Re: It’s An Abomination To Call Your Husband By His Name Or Pet Name - Pastor Says by Cockyguy11: 8:21am On May 06, 2018
This man's marriage must be very boring.
Politics / Re: Violence Breaks Out At Ekiti APC Primary, Ballot Boxes Missing by Cockyguy11: 6:32pm On May 05, 2018
ShyCypher:
After the heavy rain destroyed their canopies it would have been fittin' if lightnin' had struck some of them as follow up.
Wicked wicked cheesy grin

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Car Talk / Re: Lagos Danfo Buses Now Use Gas Instead Of Petrol - Photos by Cockyguy11: 7:22am On May 02, 2018
eghuan1:



I tire o. Something wey Benin taxi drivers have been using close to 10 years now

Which one of you two should one believe now undecided I suspect some atom of lie here grin
Politics / Re: Benue: Soldiers Storm Catholic Church, Priest’s House In Search Of Weapons by Cockyguy11: 9:02pm On Apr 28, 2018
Lipscomb:
shocked buhari know nothing about this .
I take it you are being sarcastic...if not your head needs to be examined.

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Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Unfollows Nina, Deletes Her Photos After Toyin Lawani Styled Her by Cockyguy11: 6:21pm On Apr 28, 2018
squareone:
Buh she said she's a female y ar u usin he for her undecided
Hehehehe grin grin confusion breakie bone yeepa cheesy grin grin

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Crime / Re: Bayelsa SS1 Schoolgirl Stabs Classmate In Eye For Refusing To Join Cult (Graphic by Cockyguy11: 12:03pm On Apr 28, 2018
Donpresh95:
Have you ever seen a good news. from Bayelsa before?? Bayelsa would have been like North if not for heavy influx and influence of Igbos and the intermarriage between us.
5000 APC members decamped to PDP. grin

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Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo: "You See Where Change Has Brought Us Since 2015" by Cockyguy11: 5:44pm On Apr 22, 2018
Lipscomb:
cheesy lol seems the tithe and offering not flow like its used to before.
Must everything be related to tithe and offering. Did you even read his comments at all? Beans head!!! Wake up to reality. Maggot
Celebrities / Re: Chika Lann: "My Hair Is Really Worth N40m, It’s Not A Publicity Stunt" by Cockyguy11: 5:37pm On Apr 22, 2018
Ok ooo. Armed robbers will be looking out to rob you of this hair cheesy cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Onyii Alex Slays In Tight Outfit, Zubby Michael Reacts by Cockyguy11: 3:40pm On Apr 22, 2018
Camel Toe cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: "If My Man Cheats On Me While I'm Pregnant, I'll Kill Him And The Baby" - Lady by Cockyguy11: 9:36am On Apr 17, 2018
TreMain:
Twitter user @Rheanna_BBJ has clearly wrote out her own rule of relationship and penalty for any man who tries to break her heart.

According to her, any man who cheats on her deserves and will get a capital penalty. She added that if she's pregnant at the time he commits the atrocity, she will melther anger out on the child too.

She tweeted ; “If my man cheats on me while I’m pregnant im killing him & the baby. Bleep that.”



https://www.gistrealm.com/if-my-man-cheats-on-me-while-im-pregnant-ill-kill-him-and-the-baby-lady-says/


ok you got the 5 mins of fame you have always dreamed of... moving on

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Celebrities / Re: Frank Donga And Wofai Fada On TushMagazine Issue 19 Cover by Cockyguy11: 1:29pm On Apr 16, 2018
VivaDeAngelo:





He is not clone, he is Donga. The Brazilian ex footballer and former coach of the Brazilian national team is Dunga.
Abeg tell am. Forming over sabi... Couldn't even get the names right. In Frank Donga's voice "yam head"

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Career / Re: Fast Food Employee's "Beautiful" Act Of Kindness Goes Viral (Photos, Video) by Cockyguy11: 10:35am On Apr 13, 2018
Wiziman:
It looks gay
Yam head...must you open your mouth and talk?

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Education / Re: N-Power Admin Responds To Grammatical Error Of Graduate Of English On Their Page by Cockyguy11: 8:42pm On Apr 11, 2018
asuustrike2009:

Of course English language isn't our language. Yes the guy made mistake but he should have being corrected. To speak sef dey hard talk more to type. Nobody is above mistake that include you,me and the poster
So why didn't you respond in your own language.
Entertainment / Re: "My Experience At Quilox Club, Lagos" - Lady Recounts by Cockyguy11: 11:29am On Apr 04, 2018
Iamkuttie:

Meanwhile...

*At Barca's Dressing Room*

Suarez: Man, Y'll see what Ronaldo did yestday?

Iniesta: That guy is a super human.

Dembele: How i wishe i can play with him!

Alba: Yes my brother, itz much better to play with him than against him, Pique will tell you more.

Pique: *eye him and hissed*

*Messi entered*

Rakitic: hey Messi, you saw that bicycle kick from Ronaldo yestday...??

Messi: Yeah i saw it, whats so special about it?

Coutinho: Hian, Messi...
For once forget the rivalry and appreciate whats good.

Messi: You guys should just stop the hype.
If you guys wan't me to score such goal times two, i will do that!!

All: Yeah, we want you.
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*Few minutes Later...*

Messi: ...

Walahi you no well
Celebrities / Re: Emerald Iruobe: Waje's Daughter Celebrates Her 19th Birthday by Cockyguy11: 5:11pm On Mar 28, 2018
You will lock yourself in your room and watch TD Jakes then pray for an hr ( I hope u still do). You challenged me! It was your routine.

[/quote] how did she know she was watching TD Jake's and praying for an hr when the door is locked? undecided
Politics / Re: Bill Gates: Buhari’s Economic Plan Doesn’t Reflect Needs Of Nigerians by Cockyguy11: 9:05pm On Mar 22, 2018
ibotic:
So because bill gates said something, it is now gospel truth...is Bill Gates God...
Look at this brainwashed Carmel open his mouth to talk. Mumu
Politics / Re: Lere Olayinka Shares Photo Of Cow Painted With APC Symbol by Cockyguy11: 9:04am On Feb 26, 2018
Ladyhippolyta88:
If Na me be fayose and this his aide I would write a letter to Vladimir Putin to seek asylum in Russia after October when he leaves office this year.If you are tired of a government get your PVC and stop this childish behaviour.
see this one

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Religion / Re: Does God Truly Hate Masturbation? by Cockyguy11: 10:53am On Feb 18, 2018
Hier:


Lemme paint this picture, okay, the picture is that you are confusing me, but I get your point. Lemme ask you a question, when did Adam and Eve have sex, before or after the fall.

Well, your answer would be after the fall
See, man was powered by his spirit and controlled by the Spirit before the fall dummy. And in respect to that, after the fall, mans spirit died. We have lived all our lives to think or lost the benefit brought by the Spirit through life in Christ Jesus.

And as that, we think a car is programmed to kill people because we live in a world where the only news we hear about cars is the accident it causes and the lives that were lost, so we think,because cars kill, they are killing machine.

but you are wrong. Adam had sex after the fall, Cain and Abel was born after the fall. Man knew he was naked after the fall, man could see insufficiency and lack and stress after the fall. As much as I won't want to mention this, but I put it to you, that masturbation is evil powered, and as such, God does not support it. And by the way, masturbation doesn't relief, stop trying to justify what's not justifiable. We all had our ugly past,we need to shredder them and move on

Yam talk... Prove that Adam and Eve started having sex after the fall. Child birth is the evidence that they started having shey? De there de form pastor and be call someone a dummy. Carrot

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