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PoliticsRe: "How I Will Operate As Nigeria’s First Lady" – Aisha Buhari by cocoduck: 6:21am On Jan 25, 2015
She said Bull.hari will rule with the rule of law, that is, according to the dictates of the constitution, but the constitution does not allow the executive arm of government to jail people, it gives that duty to the judiciary, so when bull.hari says he will jail people, then he lies.
PoliticsRe: SOMEBODY TELL GEJ THAT REFUSAL TO JAIL LOOTERS IS AN IMPEACHABLE OFFENCE! by cocoduck: 5:31am On Jan 24, 2015
That is the duty of the judiciary not the executive. Air head!
PoliticsRe: Lai Mohammed Fires Back At FFK- "whats all the noise about Buharis credentials?" by cocoduck: 5:17am On Jan 23, 2015
No serious Political Party will give gifts to their opponents, so every stone must be unturned, is it not all about who is better? Who the cap fits? So liar mohaMAD should sew his lips with thread and needle.
PoliticsRe: Here Is A 1959 Cambridge School (WAEC) Certificate by cocoduck: 5:13am On Jan 23, 2015
Buhari and the people pushing him can even lie that he has no pen15 between his two legs just to gain power.
PoliticsRe: Here Is A 1959 Cambridge School (WAEC) Certificate by cocoduck: 5:11am On Jan 23, 2015
Kerosene:
i know of someone who lost his WAEC certificate, he applied to WAEC for a new one and was given. Has WAEC lost its database? Y cant Mr. Anti-corruption just do sometine to clear this whole saga. I mean sometine convincing. Ppl have been asking hw did he get to the level of a general if he did not go to school. The answer is simple. Mr. Anti corruption is corrupt.
He is as corrupt as hell. Don't mind these people when they throw insults and abusive words here and there, they know very well that Buhari will lose, in other to enforce a their myopia, they abuse people.
PoliticsRe: Buhari's School Certificate: How Real? by cocoduck: 5:03am On Jan 22, 2015
san316:
I would have loved to insult you but I won't. I would rather just prove to you that your education is worthless just like gej's PhD.
1. If you wrote your waec in 1990 anc you decide to collect the result today, is it the typewriter they used in typing your name those days that they will use nowz? the result was generated based on the result sent by Cambridge. that is why it bears the details of the current dispensation.

2. provincial Sec schl is the defunct school which has been renamed govt college. if you attended unilag and eventually it is renamed maulag, will your transcript bear unilag or maulag?

3. When I got admitted into Sec schl, that was when I went to get my fslc and I used my recent passport n not the one in which I used at entry.

Are u educated now?
Incoherent and weak responce, just to justify the unjustifyable
In 2006 I took my SSCE exams but collected the results in 2013, everything written on both the transcript and statement of result, was like they were written or printed in 2006 or 2007 as the case may be. I was in an out of Nigeria before 2013.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria's Current Petrol Pump Price Better Than That Of The USA by cocoduck: 7:06am On Jan 20, 2015
anonimi:
Neither is the pension for expired coup plotters & former military DICTATORS in the USA the equivalent of N23 million per month. Or is it huh

Nor do SINators and representaTHIEVES in the USA collect N29 million monthly for doing NOTHING as is the case in Nigeria shocked




Kai Buhari!!!
#Liberate-Lagos
[size=25pt]Thank you![/size]
PoliticsRe: Crowd At Jonathan's Rally In Kebbi State by cocoduck: 5:45am On Jan 20, 2015
[size=25pt]That picture was taken when the campaign had not started, this is quite different from what I saw on tv when it was on full gear, so take your lies and shove it into your anus[/size]
PoliticsRe: Why Do People Still Want To Vote For Goodluck, Despite Having Failed Woefully? by cocoduck: 5:24am On Jan 20, 2015
In your anus?
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Army To Sack 3000 Soldiers Because Of Boko Haram!! by cocoduck: 1:04pm On Jan 18, 2015
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you are very stup1d what do you know about the NA? Okay what about the useless quota system? I know of aguy who wanted to be a soldier in the NA he passed every test physical and mental but was rejected because he was from the wrong tribe IGBO for that matter back in 1998. now he isa taxi driver
PoliticsRe: Protesters Set Churches In Niger Republic On Fire Over Charlie Hebdo by cocoduck: 11:27pm On Jan 17, 2015
fagbalex:
Bros never spit.....everybody get right yo their religion. until when we start to respect each other religion that's when peace will rain, why would they mock the great prophet of Islam...that's extremely bad. what of if someone mock the great Jesus which is the prophet of Christian how will you feel. Muslims love their religion and adore their prophet, we need to respect that for them. Proud to be a Muslim!!!
STFU and Fvck you, Charlie hebdo does that to christians, jews, hindus, budhists, and even atheists, and you hypocrites laugh loudest, with wide open mouths, but take to your guns when ever the do it to you, Stupid mohaMADans.
PoliticsRe: IBB's Government Seized Buhari's Certificates - APC by cocoduck: 6:58am On Jan 16, 2015
gratieao:
If you support PDP, you are paid to do so and apparently a thief;

But if you support APC, you are a patriot who is fighting for Nigeria.

If an APC governor award a km of road for N1.2billion, he is prudent and God sent;

If a PDP governor award same km of road for N500million, he is a thief.

If Fani Kayode joins PDP, he is bastard;

If Atiku joins APC, he is a democrat.

If Jonathan spends N7billion for his office par year, he is a criminal;

If Fashola spend same amount in a year, he is a saint.

If Akpabio approves N200Million as pension, he must be stoned;

If Fashola approved N300million for Tinubu he is a change agent.

If you cancelled toll gate as PDP government, you are an enemy of progress;

But if you build a road in Lagos, with tax payers money and till the road, you are genius.

If you increase school feed as PDP government, you must be crucified;

If you do same as APC government, there must be a reason, cuz Education is not cheap anywhere in the world.

If you share Okada to the poor as PDP, you are poor peoples enemy;

If you ban Okada after election as an APC government, you are only helping the poor to stay alive, so you mean well.

If you single handedly make your daughter a market woman leader in APC state, it is for the progress of the people;

But if your wife is made a permanent secretary in your state by your state government of PDP, you are a greedy fellow.

If you spend N16billion on electricity without power and then support APC, you a navigator;

If you raise N500million through unbundling of same power, you are clueless.

If you fail to pay your workers for a month, but in APC, it is not your fault but someone up there;

But if you failed to pay your worker for a month and still in PDP, you are wicked human being.

If you force your family, in-law and girlfriends as senators and lawmakers on the rest of the party members, you a progressive leader;

But if you act like you don't care in PDP, you are dullard

If you tried to get a third term fraudulently by bribing the legislatures but failed, then support APC, you are democrat and the father of the nation;

Up till now no reply to this wonderful post, Apc where art thou
If you try to get a constitutional second term in PDP, without their blessings, you an ingrate and silly.

In their time we had Halliburton scandal, ID card scandal, Siemens scandal, we have subsidy scam scandal, we have national stadium contract scandal, we have health budget financial scam, aviation sector scam, we had power sector scandal. How many people did he jail to prove he fought corruption? Rather EFCC was his big stick against his perceived enemies.

In their time we had a sitting governor kidnapped by a thug working for the president. We had a whole region of the country rigged in favor of his party. Morris Ibekwe, a wanted international fraud star won election under PDP.

Those who stole Nigerians blind under PDP; Atiku, Obasanjo, Baraje, Saraki, Wammako, Kwankwaso, Amaechi, Oyinlola, Segun Oni, Okorocha, Ngige, Adeleke, El Rufai, etc, are today the same people financing APC and calling for "CHANGE".

Flashback to 1999, who were these people? Billionaires ? They where nobody. Today, they spend billions and no one dare to ask a question. If you do you are enemy of progress.

They started with "New PDP" when that didn't fly, they joined a cult group called ACN to become APC. Same character with different name.

Sometimes it is better not to be a Nigerian than to be a confused and ignorant one.

Credit: KnightsTemplar
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Soldiers: We Are Under-Equipped And Out-Numbered - CNN (Photo) by cocoduck: 11:42pm On Jan 15, 2015
The day I stopped watching Chicken news network was one evening they were talking about chocolate and cocoa and of course the world's highest producer of cocoa, can you believe that a they said that A WHOLE IVORY COAST DOES NOT KNOW WHAT CHOCOLATE LOOK LIKE. I rubbed my eyes to make sure I wasn't dreaming, can you imagine that they assemble a group of people and brought out a bar of chocolate and asked them what it was, the 1diots said they don't know, and the cnn journalist broke the chocolate into peices and gave to yhem and they kind of tasted it and started jumping up and down, shouting "c'est bon! c'est bon! c'est bon!".
That was the day I vowed never to have anything to do with them, be cause I personally bought several bars of chocolate in Abidjan and Yamousokouro, different flavors, I bought the Mambo brand and you will see where it is written fabrique en cote d'ivoire. And maybe that is why my lovely Femi Oke left, those nincompoops.
Ah Femi, that's a looooooooong time ago.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Soldiers: We Are Under-Equipped And Out-Numbered - CNN (Photo) by cocoduck: 11:20pm On Jan 15, 2015
Only fools watch chicken news network
PoliticsRe: Between The ''dreamer'' And The ''clueless''...the Sun News by cocoduck: 2:50pm On Jan 15, 2015
yeah yeah yeah, do you mosquitoes know how easy it is to grow flowers in Sahara desert? that is how easy it is for APC to win this election. I was not born when the terrorist was in power but I know and in fact care so much about the events of the past. Anybody that forgets the past is not ready for the future. In fact that is why many African countries are just useless, because they out of their own volition, chose to forget thier own history. BTW the PDPb is STILL the party to beat, When we win let them go and form a parallel government, then we will know which among the two turtles is male.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Did Not Comment On 2000 People Killed By Boko Haram -CNN by cocoduck: 11:10am On Jan 14, 2015
Only fools watch Chicken news network.
BTW thers is no way 2000 people can be killed in Baga, how many people live in Baga
PoliticsRe: Zahra - Buhari's Daughter - Lives & Studies In The United Kingdom by cocoduck: 10:32am On Jan 14, 2015
ooshinibos:
SEE EVIDENCE FISH FACE

There is no big deal about living and schooling abroad. All these figures that ure quoting are just conditions to grant you visa. I schooled in UK and my father was just a mere civil servant whose retirement was due few months after my admission. Some schools even allow you to pay their fees thrice.
Even though my parents gave me all the money as stated by the UKBA, I didn't live in an expensive apartment. I shared a room with a friend, worked for 20 hours. I was able to save money at the end .
It just depends on how you manage and spend your money.
I have a friend whose father was a pensioner while he was schooling. The only thing the father paid for was his school fees and accommodation for few months for him to settle in Uk. He worked for his living allowance and the rest of his accommodation.
And as to buying designer shoes and bag, anyone can go into their stores wear it and snap without buying. Also, you can afford to buy designer once in a while when they are doing massive sales. All you have to do is find your way around UK anf you will survive.
I know you are just trying to justify buhari's blunder so spare meall that, well hyping up Buhari is as easy as pushing this

PoliticsRe: Zahra - Buhari's Daughter - Lives & Studies In The United Kingdom by cocoduck: 10:23am On Jan 14, 2015
ooshinibos:
UK education can be cheaper than Naija nowadays .....so its no big deal
YOU NEED THIS

PoliticsRe: Zahra - Buhari's Daughter - Lives & Studies In The United Kingdom by cocoduck: 10:20am On Jan 14, 2015
Urine:
Sweetie, my parents are hardworking middle class citizens, I attended University in the UK and shopped in those places you mentioned. It's really no big deal if you work hard and target the shops during "sales". Don't get worked up over nothing.
liar of the century, does the UK government allow those on student visa to work? even if you find who is willing to employ you you will be hidding in fear because you will not want the UK police to catch you. I have never been to the UK but I had an uncle there was deported, he said he always had all his money on him wherever he goes, in case the Police catches him he will not have to worry about his money, and he nad very little property, he also went to the UK with a student visa.
PoliticsRe: Zahra - Buhari's Daughter - Lives & Studies In The United Kingdom by cocoduck: 10:15am On Jan 14, 2015
I schooled at Government Secondary School Owerri, didn't go to any university because my mind was elsewhere.
[size=20pt]Great GSSO[/size]
PoliticsRe: Zahra - Buhari's Daughter - Lives & Studies In The United Kingdom by cocoduck: 9:58am On Jan 14, 2015
and i will personally do them this

PoliticsRe: Zahra - Buhari's Daughter - Lives & Studies In The United Kingdom by cocoduck: 9:56am On Jan 14, 2015
after FAILbuhari reality will do them this

PoliticsRe: Zahra - Buhari's Daughter - Lives & Studies In The United Kingdom by cocoduck: 9:54am On Jan 14, 2015
all these A Pig's Sh1t supporters need this

PoliticsRe: Massive Crowd Turn Out For Benue PDP Campaign Flagoff (photos) by cocoduck: 8:45am On Jan 14, 2015
podosci:
A Senegalese tweeted "Nigeria is shaming Africa"
i listened to thesame on radio, BBC.........The reporter said France President was quick to condenm the paris attacks but the Nigerian President is silent like he dosnt care and that he has even condenmed the paris attacks but not baga.......he went on to say how can the world show concern if Nigerians are not even concerned
I have lived near a lot of Senegalese, there is this one, his name is Amado, not ahmadu, we met in Gabon, he just praised Nigeria like there was no tomorrow, when I was in Gabon if someones asks me where I am from, I tell him Je suis Nigerian, with sly smile. And Gabonese girls like Nigerian men like die.
PoliticsRe: Zahra, Buhari’s Daughter Chatting With Osinbajo (pix) by cocoduck: 8:35am On Jan 14, 2015
[size=16pt]RUBBISH[/size]
PoliticsRe: Abia Traditional Rulers Disown Monarch Who Bestowed Title On Buhari by cocoduck: 8:34am On Jan 14, 2015
ItsMeAboki:
LOL @ above in bold.
You got to be kidding.
No doubt a graduate from the Otuoke School of Twisting History.
So since when did selective murder of political and military leaders in other regions by Igbos become nationalistic?

Pls stop using words you obviously do not understand the meaning of; get yourself a dictionary and look up the meaning of GENOCIDE - I believe its one of them.
what that guy said, is the simple truth, anybody that thinks that Nigeria is united is deceiving him self
PoliticsRe: Please Give Reasons Why Unemployed Nigerian Graduates Should Vote GEJ by cocoduck: 8:29am On Jan 14, 2015
An unemployed Graduate should back his or her degree with a practical skill, ie web designing, baking tailoring or even tattooing, your employers want you to be versatile, if you are not versatile the the civil service is the only option, of of course the civil service be it state or Federal is already overloaded. But for me I vote for GEJ because of the Automotive Policy and Agriculture.
PoliticsRe: Abia Traditional Rulers Disown Monarch Who Bestowed Title On Buhari by cocoduck: 7:53am On Jan 14, 2015
Gbawe:
If you cannot move on from the war then why not completely stay away from others you love to blame for all your woes and vilify 24/7? Is that not what a principled and upright person will do? Is you hypocritical, indoctrinated and one-sided hatred of others one your unprincipled mind switches off conveniently when it is time to benefit from other Nigerians financially? Worthless hypocrite.
You are very stupid, I a have sacrificed a lot for one Naijeriya, you are the one that is hypocritical and indoctrinated, after deliberately killing innocent civilians in the genocide think this in your rotten head. BIAFRA is my country, my nation, my Pride and my strength, if you don't like it, then join your ancestors.
PoliticsRe: Abia Traditional Rulers Disown Monarch Who Bestowed Title On Buhari by cocoduck: 7:48am On Jan 14, 2015
rasco2000me:
Why the youth of this country can not see the right thing no wonder they said nigerian graduate are unemployabl we are in problem a siting president said on air that coruption is mere stealing .state of insecurity.govt liar becos they gv u 50 000 per month to attack who ever say something about them ur eye soon clear they promise youth they use un 2011 for employment up till now they are stil begin for food ur own time is very near i pray to that when it come to u u will never see people to help u out because u hv mortgage ur future
I refused to attend any University, I acquired practical skills, in fact I am an Automotive electrician, self employed, though my apprenticeship time with my tutor is not yet over, but I already make some money, I am only patient so that my contract with him runs out then I will establish my own business, You are by no means better than I am, I am a youth also and I work hard and smart to make money. You have a university degree and so what? Nigerian economy right now needs skilled people not degrees, go and learn a trade and acquire practical skills and most of your problems will be over. Just take a candid look at your write up above, it is full of spelling and grammatical errors, so much for useless degrees, who do you think will employ you after reading that nonsense?
PoliticsRe: Abia Traditional Rulers Disown Monarch Who Bestowed Title On Buhari by cocoduck: 7:37am On Jan 14, 2015
laIasticlala:
Nkita lachaa gi anya ebea
Don't mind that Idiot, last week staurday, my gran ma showedme pictures of our famil;y members that died in the genocide, beutiful kids and women were the majority, and that isi azu, akamu will tell me to move on, when there is no truth and reconciliation. Mpa ya bu onye iberibe.
PoliticsRe: Stella Oduah, Kicked Out Of Anambra Senate Contest by cocoduck: 7:01am On Jan 14, 2015
Rubbish report, what is tundra reporter's business with our internal politics, and what do thse bastards mean by conniving with lawyers, so if I call lawyers to defend me in court, it now a crime, Chai for one Naijeriya,
PoliticsRe: Olusegun Obasanjo (OBJ) Declares He Is Now ‘ABJ’ - Anything But Jonathan by cocoduck: 6:34am On Jan 14, 2015
when the devil himself is against you, you must be doing something right.

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