₦airaland Forum

victorclean:
Shame. Na them them. They are the reason why this country is dead.


Where is classically foolish soyinka and pa adeboye ? Etc

Like your ignoramous imbecilic Ojukwu,Achebe and Ezekwesili.

Trustme2:
Guys brace up. The worse is yet to come. Just check flight ✈️ ticket for over N10m. Just six hours flight o

Business class

History555:
Ehnn. On whose land. Does America have 50 to 75 million farmers. 13 million practicing mechanised farming on 100 million hct can overfeeding Nigeria

There is nothing like overfeeding,the excess will be exported overseas.

History555:
Cbn and agric ministry says there are 13 million farmers in Nigeria. So if 13 million farmers cannot produce the food Nigeria needs, I doubt extra farmers will

13million farmers cannot feed 200million people.We need 50-75 million farmers to be fully sufficient.

AmakaRuby:
I went for blood test again and scan.... Its positive and was able to see a sac at 5weeks.. Was 15dpo when I took the test

Congratulations.

AmakaRuby:
I'm 4 days late and 18days past ovulation
1st one is yesterday and down is today

Hi did you later get a Darker line? What DPO? Wifey is in the same situation now.

To banish poverty in Nigeria.The Government needs to introduce welfare benefits for Nigerians,they can start with the elderly,children and disabled persons (mental and physical).

Vawulenciano:
All Nairalanders please help him with advise.


A friend narrated his story to me and I'm hiding his identity while bringing the issue to Nairaland to help me know what to advice him by speaking on it.
This is the story.



I need advice.
Between the lady that was there with you when there was nothing and the one who made you rich, which one is best for marriage and you are only allowed to marry just one.



I'm Ijaw from Bayelsa State.
I loved this girl. She loved me too. She told her father she want to marry me, her father say if she leave his house he will rent out the room he gave her.
She said no problem that she will marry me and she took her properties then pack to my house in another town but neighbouring Community and different LGA.
Her father kept his word.
Rented it to students for the place was University area and student rented it fast.
My father said he doesn't like the lady that I should send her away, me knowing that she lost her house for my sake told my father that I won't and when I saw that my father was bent on sending her away, I said instead of she to leave, I'll pack out with her and I did.


Then I went and build a basher at my own place for I have land and we started living there.
Things became so hard and we left that place and travelled out because nobody wants to support us from our both families.
We travelled to Benin with our last cash and started sleeping at front of a shop at night while we work menial jobs by day.
Hoping that we later go Lagos and rent better house after saving some money and we start life there.



After sometime, we missed each other and couldn't find each other.
This girl was already pregnant for me and we had taken blood oath back in Bayelsa that nothing would ever separate us.
She cut her self with Matchet for my sake and I did same then we joined the fresh bloods together.



Couldnt find her and later gave up because we missed each other.
Later I travelled to Ghana with a friend then I came back Nigeria and got work in Port Harcourt.
Later met another Ijaw lady from Kalabari and she was from Billionaire family and an only daughter.



After sometime together
I asked her to marry me and she said yes.
I had some millions in my account and she had some roles she played before I became millionaire.
Now, my other woman that lost for so long has come with a son and say we must marry for she trace me back home and my people called me for I and them settled and became family again.




The girl did not spoil the pregnancy and she has now brought back a boy.
What can I do, the other lady is saying she won't agree either.


All my ancestors I can remember only had 1 wife each.
My 5 fathers from great great grandfather to my father all had one wife.
I can't handle two.
One wife is in my family DNA.


Please I need help.
How can I settle this?

Marry the two women,those women love you deeply.You can break the jinx of one wife in your family.

The vampire woman wants to eat happiness private and buttocks..Cannibalism runs in her blood.

thesicilian:
Yeah, and my black ass is from England too

Low self esteem dey worry you.

adubam:
When they come to our country they won't learn or relearn our culture and traditions but wants us to learn and relearn theirs. Rubbish.

Once you adopt your mother tongue as your official language in your regions,the whites will have to learn Yoruba,Igbo,Hausa,Nupe,Kanuri etc as the case maybe.

English should be our 2nd language.if Foreigners kearn our langusge imagine revenue our teachers cam make from them.

thesicilian:
First they're not the owners of English, English is owned by people from England, not Canadians or Americans.
Second being too apologetic is never grounds for dismissal from work, no matter how callous the employer might be. So I maintain that she's not telling the whole truth.

Canadians,Australians and Americans originally came from England before other Europeans joined them.

As if na Baba God dey manufacture dollars and Naira.There is nothing prayers can do,the govt and the people needs to get to work by buying made in Nigeria products.

LifestyleTonite:
Nice work Sanwo-Olu.

When Teelumbu knew that Davido was going to dedicate his Grammy Award to Peter Obi, the certificate forger quickly called the organisers and told them to give the award to Tyla.

There's nothing Agbado man cannot do.

Who do I sound like?

Obidense.

Storyland, Storyland,bring your friends along.

Samfloxin:
I will never yield to any thing that will make me move my wife abroad except we go for vacation

If you take her to vacation and she abscond nko.What will you do?

Zanzibar1:
It's one of the oldest trade in the world. Many won't be willing to come back to Nigeria anyway

Nigerian men are engaged in gay prostitition in Europe.

Hmm

Fromt page please

dominique, Sissy3

Evilthoughts:
Why is that it's so difficult to move around Africa, more than it is in other continents?. Look at Europe, they have no borders and are successful and living well. Why can't we do that too in Africa. Where you can eat breakfast in Morocco, eat lunch in Nigeria and supper in Cape town? . Why are we not united like this? Why dont African leaders get rid of the borders to turn the continent into a powerful success story ?. We have everything to succeed and do well.

Can you open up your home for every tom,dick and harry? Countries act like individuals.

Thank you Lagos.

1.We need more farmers in the fields,your backyard,your fallow land and bushy place you have access to.

2.The big cities need to be decongested,Nigerians need to be redistributed.

3.Govt needs to provide more loans,irrigations,equipments and susidies to farmers.

4.Improve security in the Country and farm settlements.

5.All Nigerians need to embrace subsistence farming.

6.Cattle ranch is a must to prevent conflict between herders and farmers.

7.Know that God is not a labourer to give you free food and reduce price when you have fertile land like ours.

8.Remember the law of demand and supply in your Economics class in your secondary school days.

9.Remember that if food is cheap in the North,it only possible because most Northerners farm even those with white-collar jobs.

"Ise agbe ni ise ile wa,eni ko sise a ma jale,Iwe kiko lai so oko ati ada ko yi pe oo."

"Agriculture is our primary job in our land,whoever doesnt work will steal,Education without hoe and cutlass is an incomplete one"

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Adeebiwa09:
Agreed, I have but one question. How do you correct unruly students? I have a long comment to give on the matter as well as my experiences with students. Meanwhile let it be on record that I do not agree to corporal punishment leading to injuries or hurt. So please let me hear your suggestions and any other persons

Unruly students ahould be sent back home.If they resist call the police to bundke them out of the school premises.

DivinegiftofGod:
To even put the Ewedu hard them. It's so annoying the way people are beginning to take advantage of the high cost of things to cheat their customers. We know things are expensive but is that why one can not get what they paid for? I mean this food was paid for but where is the soup meant for the swallow? It's crazy and op can not protest it?

See the sick looking stew self.

Cook yoir own food at home,it is cheaper than eating outside.

SunMusk:
[The US is made up of different ethnic groups but the problem is the idea. The north doesn't care about progress. All thy want is power. Look at what Buhari sink us to. If Tinubu succeed is miracle. But then he is to be blame to, his greed for power makes him help Buhari by any means even when the sign is clear that Buhari is not good. quote author=cocolacec post=128117526]

We are a prison of Nations with different goals and aspirations.Nigerians is a country where Russians,British,Germans,Scandinavians,Turks,ItaliansGyspsies are forced into one country,what do you think will happen to such country?

US is made up different groups of Migrant population.The people you see in America ruling are migrants.Europe is the only continent that fits perfectly into the Nigerian situation.
Nigeria belong to indigeneous people with their land and border and a ruling king before the Europeans came to shatter the structures forcing enemy tribes into one nation.

Ogegeodey:
I like Sanusi’s stand on the issue.

Our major problem in this country is that we are not from one tribe, and our tribal diversity is our only problem.

We are a prison of Nations with different goals and aspirations.Nigerians is a country where Russians,British,Germans,Scandinavians,Turks,ItaliansGyspsies are forced into one country,what do you think will happen to such country?

Adebanjo is another Gbadebo Rhodes-Vivour.

dawnomike:
I can only imagine d man's pain... This is what some women also have to put up with when their husbands cheat!

That is the same pain women feel when the men cheats.

Paraman:
Is she related to Idi Amin Dada?

Likely a Satanist.

Plime Ministel declarr sit at home for 1 year so that those oil companies will be on their knees to beg you for the Biafran license.

LEARNPYTHON:
Sad 😭
MONEY RITUAL IS NOT REAL !

There is nothing like money rituals in the world.