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AZeD1:
I'd like to know his reasons. A diary entry perhaps.


Yeah, you abandoned us on NL. Missed your diary posts, normal posts and shares.
How are you doing?

Nah, I don't have the strength for politics.

stinggy:
And I thought they said her baby is for a SS governor

Stinggy in between whose legs @ location??

AZeD1:
So i was right (At least according to your dad).

You owe me an apology

Scrypt:
This guy, I am reporting you to CoCoLav for prosecution. You can murder and father people's moniker shaz.

On a lighter note.....
ʍǝıʌ ɟo ʇuıod ʇuǝɹǝɟɟıp ɐ ɯoɹɟ ǝɟıן ʇɐ ʞooן oʇ pǝǝu n sǝɯıʇǝɯos

Achoooooo...Its a cold morning. Have a great day guys

emusmith:
Unconventional and Exceptional...... I saw that in your profile... Thanks though

Aspireahead:
the place is very expensive o...this is where i school. Unless you have lots of money just stay where u dey.

tolutweety:
I was only taught the expression of LOVE, no one deemed it necessary to teach me how to say the 'L' word in my family.

But in my university days, i made conscious effort to say these words: 'please', 'i love you' & 'thank you' unconditionally.

@first, It felt weird when i started using the 'L' word with my friends n my folks...but funnily, they've all caught the disease.My lil cousin calls me and tells me 'she loves me'. It is a part of me now.

I consciously hold myself from saying it to new friends tho' cos of whatever wrong impression that it might portray initially to them.
One of the very first thing i tell you when i get personal (a guy or a lady) is to get use to the fact that i use the 'L' word regularly 'cos i have been wired to love anyone unconditionally...AND I MEAN IT WHEN I SAY IT.

#SHALOM#

okoomoge2:
E get how we dey do am for these sharp runs babe!! Players in the house go Sabi.

If babe one pull fast one on you, use reverse psychology in her, she go spread leg dey beg you. We boys call this code "Millionaires Bullshit".

The break down:

1. You must learn how to speak proper English. No fake accent oo! I mean queens.

2. You must learn how to talk slowly, this we call attention control.

3. You must be a power/ smart dresser! Not just designers, you need to get a tailor that knows your body structure well.

4. Your grooming must be top notch. Barbers shop once a week , pedicure/manicure/ facials/ face massage ....

5. You must know where the big boys pad is and be friends with the bouncers. Steady tipping of bouncers/bar tenders.

6. At least you must keep, mint fresh money at home. 200k may be, few pounds,euros,dollars, riyals.

7. Your wallet should always have mint notes.

8. Invest in wicked watches: vacheron Constantine,phillipe patek, Raymond well, Tag Heu, Tissot,Rado. Go to Lagos Island, you will find replicas.

9. Good italian/brazilian/Spanish hand made shoes

10. Your ride must be super neat. You may not
necessarily need a range but the interior /exterior/alloy wheels must be sparking. You A/c must be as cold as Alaska or North Pole. fresh/ rose car fragrance.


Never discuss your job/career with babes , remain mysterious and aloof. Don't aim for the
kitten!! Have a lot of non sexual girl friends, from very beautiful to average looking babes.

Use the codes above, you will lay any babe with ease without spending money! Above are the area code anywhere in the world.

Flunt you are sophisticated and stylish with potential to be the next big thing to happen.

davide470:
Always the lawyer.

Go and read your law again especially as regards the Capital market.

davide470:
Indeed! Weird Coco.

AZeD1:

AZeD1:
Weird is a good quality to me.

AZeD1:
CoCoLav


PS: I meant no harm and i find you interesting

AZeD1:
I never said any of that, besides, weird people are interesting people.

AZeD1:
Who has fun finding a book?

AZeD1:
Fun and library are two words that shouldn't be used in a sentence.
How does one have fun in a library?


** you too like book ***

TheRealAdonye:
Sorry I'm late Cocolav. I hope you had a happy birthday and a generally splendid day?

stinggy:
I won't tell you here
I dey reserve am for u

MarvellousGod:
Not at all oo... An anonymous forum isn't worth my anger dear, can't be angry with someone I don't know or see... Besides, you were stating your opinions which were reasonable because I later started reasoning the 10 year old thing

Happy birthday once again and hope you had fun today?

stinggy:
Of course. Just as you do me too.

How was it?

AZeD1:
Hope you have blessed day filled with lots of fun and joy.

davide470:
Coco-laiye! Happy Birthday babe.

tolutweety:
Happy birthdae coco luv
whr the parry @ ??

Prinzofparis:
Happy bday cocolav ...hope that's right

Jamean:
Happy birthday dear Cocolav.

Whatever little efforts you make this new year, the grace of God wil amplify it.

I celebrate you!