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Jokes Etc › Re: Hilarious Confession Of A Fat Housewife by CoCoLav(f): 9:26pm On Dec 27, 2014
venomous:
shocked really nothing in farting? I guess its people like you that fart in Church..... Every body farts including me.. But u apply wisdom..
She dey her house oga, which other wisdom she wan apply?
Politics › Re: The Political Observers! by CoCoLav(f): 9:22pm On Dec 27, 2014
davide470:
We are The Observers and this is our niche:

•We can be defined as a set of people with no interest in voting, less interest with the parties and their candidates, much interest in the paparazzi of the event.

•We go through threads when we see a political sideline and just skimmed through for archival purpose or to have something to say in any futuristic arguments with some ITK's.*

•We did not register for the Permanent Voters Card because.. Well, no just reason..

•We also wonder why nairalanders take this politics thingy very serious.. As in, very surprising.. And we want to know the political direction, Seun belongs to (though we don't really care that much)..

Sign up and let's break words..if you belong to The Observers
*ROTFL*

David this is my group.

I registered for PVC so I could use it to open my bank account and for other ID purposes grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Hilarious Confession Of A Fat Housewife by CoCoLav(f): 9:14pm On Dec 27, 2014
venomous:
hehehhehe.....really funny..... jeez that woman would never have the courage to look at the guests faces ever again....
What is there in farting? If I was the woman I will bone face and continue the dinner. Whoever has not farted before should talk, after all its not like I killed anybody angry

Nothing dey happen! If you don't like it leave. Soldier come, soldier go barracks go remain.
Politics › Re: APC Begins ‘walk The Ward’ Campaign by CoCoLav(f): 7:06pm On Dec 27, 2014
datguru:
my country people, in as much as we want CHANGE, not all that glitters is gold. The devil you know is better than the angel you don't know. Many are wolfs in sheep clothing.


Vote wisely
Some of us are risk takers smiley

Sometimes you need to step out of your comfort zone.

Vote wisely.
Romance › Re: Why So Afraid? by CoCoLav(f): 1:47pm On Dec 27, 2014
Anaskie:
My dearest Coco, its really not as easy as you make it appear.
Its extremely difficult to put your all into a relationship when you were hurt in a previous one.

Ever heard the song 'First cut is the Deepest by Sheryl Crow?
My dear, you'll always feel the scar till you meet that one person who'll mend the broken pieces.

But till then, its safe to tread cautiously.

People say once bitten, twice shy.
I say once bitten, forever shy.
Well, I don't think its that difficult....maybe not for me. The doubts creep up but you need to learn to silence them and believe in your new partner reason being that if you keep focusing on the hurt of the past relationship, the new one will never move forward. What you are doing is allowing the past to limit the present and the future.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by CoCoLav(f): 10:37am On Dec 27, 2014
Lero15:
Now, my version

Jamean kiss kiss we hav so many things in common, she is also a birthday mate with my sister..beautiful, wonderful and jovial personality, so free and fun. TherealAdonye was right. We had some time to chat & plan b4 all of una com tongue dividends of showing up early grin

Ziidamsel kiss woooow!!!! She subtly came and I subtly discovered a beauty! Another engine babe in the building not from uniben though tongue


Veevean1 kiss this babe can laugh and smile for France cheesy She's gorgeous. David, welldone!

Singlefade25 kiss the drama queen. Her presence was felt immediately she came in. She can play for the world grin

Cocolav kiss hmm... she has a great smile...nice set of teeth...always with her best friend. ..whatever that means


For the guys...I dey come...hand dey pain me
Thanks Lero smiley
Romance › Re: Why So Afraid? by CoCoLav(f): 9:05am On Dec 27, 2014
Lol @Scrypt

Okay first of all, this is a very nice article that reflects what many people are going through. However I must point out that though everyone seems to be talking of how they have been hurt they have not stopped to think of those they have also hurt.

I believe life is a cycle and although love is very beautiful we find ways to complicate it. Boy A dates Girl A and gets hurt. In his next relationship with Girl B he tries to be very careful and to ration his affections as you stated in an earlier article. Girl B shows him love fully but feels that Boy A doesn't love her enough because he isn't showing it unknown to her he is trying to ration his love as a result of his past experience. Girl B is hurt and has resolved not to love fully again and also decided to ration her love in her next relationship with Boy B. Boy B gets hurt again and the cycle continues....

I'm not afraid to love. I love fully knowing that I may/may not get hurt at the end but that doesn't stop me from giving my all. Heartbreak has never killed anyone, with time you heal and you move on.

Life is too short and love too beautiful to be afraid to love.

My motto: Live and let live smiley

CC: Anaskie
Scrypt
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by CoCoLav(f): 8:42am On Dec 27, 2014
davide470:
Lol. You know I was just teasing.
Berra! grin
Romance › Re: My Romantic, Weird Experience With A Female Twitter Celebrity by CoCoLav(f): 8:40am On Dec 27, 2014
OP are you for real?!!!

Wow!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by CoCoLav(f): 8:31am On Dec 27, 2014
davide470:
And that was how
•adewunmiopeyemi(Mr. Jumia) brought a shirt and gave it to singlefade25

•Tolutweety did not let go of *coughs* waist,

•Cocolav was all coco-ing with her BFF, abi na BF. I no just know

•Ziidamsel, the quiet, gorgeous, smart diva. Thanks for the chocolate cake. I and "Iyanle" are finishing it at home.

•Veev & davide470 and their "moonlight" walk on the beach.

•Lero15 & Jamean, and their off-key, no-key rendition of Styl-Plus. (Styl-Plus would have wept.. Lol) ..

Hmm.. We are getting there.

It was a great one, guys. Thanks!!!
Point of correction BFF! angry

David can't just believe that two members of the opposite sex can be platonic friends :X
Politics › Re: Nothing Wrong With Jonathan's 21 Billion Pledge by CoCoLav(f): 7:59am On Dec 27, 2014
mfm04622:
You have not taken into consideration the fact the CAMA stipulate that companies must not donate to political candidates nor parties. Emzor donated. Other companies did! What have you to say about that?
1000000 likes!

Nobody seems to have mentioned that.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by CoCoLav(f): 10:38pm On Dec 26, 2014
singlefade25:
Babe, pls send the pictures through whatApp.
Okies...
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by CoCoLav(f): 10:22pm On Dec 26, 2014
adewumiopeyemi:
lero15
davide470
adewumiopeyemi (ope) ME.....
tolutweety
ceejay
tolU
ziidamsel
singlefade25
veevean1
cocolav
jameAN thank you guys for a the party i hope this will continue next yeah.. am so happy to see u guys today......i love u all...
We love you too Ope smiley
Romance › Re: Dating Someone Who Doesn't Have A Car Is....inconvenient" by CoCoLav(f): 7:56am On Dec 26, 2014
chemicstein:
You are smart, you are loyal, we appreciate your type, your man is lucky, Gods blessings will keep locating you,God bless your mom,bless your state, thank you for the hope of a good kind, once again We appreciate.
Thank you smiley
Romance › Re: Dating Someone Who Doesn't Have A Car Is....inconvenient" by CoCoLav(f): 5:22am On Dec 26, 2014
tolutweety:
Hmmmn... ! sad
WHEN DID YOU START TALKING ABOUT OUR PRIVATE MATTERS ON NL huh undecided
Hahahaha

Sorry sir tongue
Family › Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by CoCoLav(f): 9:40pm On Dec 25, 2014
bukatyne:
You have a very good dad investing in you all

Don't let his investment go to waste

A motto for training kids: Trust but verify
I know my dad loves us and we love him too. Thanks for the advice smiley
Family › Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by CoCoLav(f): 7:39pm On Dec 25, 2014
AZeD1:
Lol...
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas to you too
Family › Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by CoCoLav(f): 7:11pm On Dec 25, 2014
AZeD1:
shocked shocked
Is he a police man?

How did you know he went to the e centre?
My sister went with him. She came back and told me how the man climbed upstairs and really surveyed the area meanwhile the MTN place is just on the ground floor at the entrance.
Family › Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by CoCoLav(f): 7:09pm On Dec 25, 2014
tboyzy:
U guys must have done terrible things in the past for him to become a THOMAS
In the past ke? how old were we?
Travel › Re: Us-based Nigerian Weeps As Boy Vanishes With Her N1.4m, International Passport by CoCoLav(f): 7:08pm On Dec 25, 2014
zibi2:
Every disappointment is a blessing
I hate hearing this but its true sometimes. Feel quite bad for the woman.
Romance › Re: Dating Someone Who Doesn't Have A Car Is....inconvenient" by CoCoLav(f): 7:04pm On Dec 25, 2014
ATOB:
She is probably right though it shouldnt be a criteria or selection to dating.

Girls should hook up with a good guy they come accross before they are 25 and counting. Reality of life is that its more difficult to settle down nowadays.

Anyway, I find myself not going out or planning activities with my supposedly babe because im not mobile. Though planning on getting one soon.

Mhen its not convenient at all.
I have noticed its guys that feel its not convenient. My man was always complaining about the car ish and how its too stressful moving around. I kept telling him that buying a car then was unnecessary because he had a lot of pending projects. He finally bought the car and though it made things easier I missed our strolls and walks. During those walks we discuss and settle pending issues, play, hold hands and stuff. With the car now its fiammmm and before you know it you are at your destination. Really boring but more comfortable.
Family › Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by CoCoLav(f): 6:57pm On Dec 25, 2014
AZeD1:
I'm sorry but I don't like your dad. Can't he just look the other way for once? Always pouring sand in hustlers garri.
Hahaha. My dad is the most lovable person maybe too principled. His issue is that the parents have to borrow the money to pay for whatever lie they concocted. Its quite unfair.

Recently my cousin said he wanted to pay for IT. My dad wanted to use me as an undercover agent to verify the claims, I just shook my head. My dad is the last person to lie to, don't even bother.

Told him I went to see a movie at e-centre, the next day he went to e-centre to actually see what goes on there under the pretext of going to recharge his IPad.

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