LMAO! Omg! So much fun on this thread!

He will use his Mafia ties to escape jail. Bad man.

elampiro:

Babe, let's see you.

Do models show themselves for free? Pay me for an appearance..

Ok then, what is another synonym for cheat?

Freeze is silly as hell! Fake wannabe.

Nadia, no doubt!

...... But i look better than both of them!

God will save me from foolish threads and annoying ladies in this country. Jim Iyke and Halima fit themselves! SMH!

layuns:

Lol, u got me laughng! Then you defnatly missing out. Oh I forgot 2 tel u dat, been on d list 'waiting' ofcouse entails me having a taste of you!!
So call me when u supposely have ma tym b4 passing on 2 da biG boSs.
Wink

With your English, i doubt you are even Sunny Ade's PA!

nagoma:

Senior Ashewo ! You get class ooo! I can link you up but I'm his wine taster.

House-boy like you! You want to eat oga's food...

layuns:

Pls do girl! Oh what's d name so I could cue u up on d waiting list!! Am he's PA, just so u wanna know.

Waiting list? I don't roll like that. He won't call me to satisfy him, i will call him when i have his time..

tpia@:


are you insinuating he'll pay more than the market rate, if he swings that way?

he'll pay whatever he feels like paying, maybe his subordinates can finish their salary for you.

No way sis.. I don't do minions, i want the big boss himself! Even my boyfriend will encourage me! My cookies are above market rate..

Because we are princesses!

Thank God for you Jenny...

My ex had an accident too......

................. But unfortunately he didn't die..

God forbid, just joking, no such thing happened.

He tried.. But i know people he gives much more for "making him happy"

One night with this man and i'm made for life!

.. Should i drop my phone number?

I.Joan:
How many times are they going to reduce this man's age ?

Lol!!!!!!!

Just ask first. The robber is obliged by Professional Codes of Conduct to answer you..

Never. Hate seeing people litter.

gbosaa: .....What proof do you have that this is not a Ugandan Albino??

Hahahaha!

Hiss! Who will refund my Kb used in opening this rubbish??

Fastecash: God i pray everybody, That are going to participate in NIMN test.. That u will give them wisdom, knowledge, understanding..... Above all crown their effort today with SUCCESS AND VICTORY......i wish u all d best of luck

Will everyone pass the test? How many slots are available.

poshdiva: My room mate received Fem Tight Soap

OMG!

Some damn perfume i was allergic to!

white mosquito: chei. Nothin like being accused falsely... Closes one eye, n looks at her piercingly wit the oda- but u nack dat akpako sha? Talk true. Just btw u n i

Lol.. Girl please!

The wife of my former boss suspected he was having an affair and unfortunately for me, i got caught in the cross-fire. I innocently accepted a lift from him one evening (i was even sitting in the front seat while my boss sat at the back o) and before the driver could pull out, the woman came and started banging on the car talking about "i have caught you today you bastard".. My boss got out half-embarrassed, half annoyed but the woman refused to face him and directed her vitriol at me. Security guards and colleagues were looking from their windows. The driver had to drive out with me and go and drop me in the bus-stop cos madam was cursing my life while i was trapped in the car, scared shitless, she was like "oho, Emmanuel so you too are in on this? And you eat my food at home. I will deal with you too".

Happened on a tuesday, my boss came back the next monday and didn't even apologise or talk about it. Didn't work there for too long.

Sure! P-Spuare.. The poster boys for morality and conservatism.

Bull!

He should spare us abeg. Ain't nobody got time for that!

This boy would've been a ratchet if he were a girl. A male Tonto perhaps? Maybe not as ratchet but you get my drift..