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My sugar-daddy needs to buy this car for me!

Really, whats the worst that could happen? I think Jesus protects Africans from small small hygiene risks like this!

naptu2: Happy birthday Yuzedo. I had planned to get you a cake, but I was informed that you would prefer the photos below.

May your mansions keep getting bigger and may you be swamped by a deluge of girls with ice cream laps.

Dat other guy said have a bomblast. why are nairalanders wicked??

So oshiomhole hasn't done anything about this issue?!! hmmm, my cousin serving in edo state (ITV) was telling me how wack the state is upon all the Adams hype, i shudder to think of what it was during Lucky Igbinedions time.

That little boy hella cute! Cute version of his ugly dad. His wife bleaches or uses the wrong foundation? Lovely kids..

Big4wig: Ndi igbo kwenu....

if ur proud TO BE IGBO(not weed..lol)BOLDLY CLICK LIKE JOR cos igbo's rock

#BIGWIG

Click like? Anam anu..Hiss!

They did well.. But my BIS will expire soon.

Same reason idiotsss just throw stuff out of moving cars.. Ughh! If i were in the Military though...

**Clicks thread by mistake** ... Nothing here for #TeamVirginForever

**Moonwalks out**

Kai, i need to age like this woman though!!! Any rich person ready to marry me??

I'm surprised there are several religion topics on homepage today.. They are normally reserved for sundays. Lol.. Whats up with that?

homesteady: Let her go and interview Yerima

hahahahahahahahaha

DIC...........tionary.

In conclusion, physicians say well-formed stools are soft and flexible; they have good texture, volume and weight; and are passed easily in the S-shaped form. Also, they say, there should be little gas or odour. “This shows that the food you ate passed through your system in good time,”

Oh lawdy! #faints

no. only front pain when i'm..............

raystanley: @Cocolola a.k.a (ma Chocolate gurl) I promise to always give you my best share
I put my right hand on my chest gurl
No money in the can pay for, the feeling am feeling for you gurl
I wanna be your king and your man
I love you forever and dared more...

*in alicia keys voice* YOU DON'T (EVEN) KNOW MY NAME!!

dammytosh: Not everybody on nairaland posted with a tecno phone or is scared to download dbanj's song because of free etisalat MB wey go finish.

I might be earning your yearly gross as my monthly net. Be guided girl.

Taa!

dammytosh: My Coky baby,

#5,000 love will not stand the test of time. How about telling your the most romantic phrase I have ever seen in my life.


"Send me your account number"

LOL! You dat hasn't finished eating 3-square meals!

LOOOOL! I missed Nairaland!!

The day i "agree" for him!

You can never post on time before other posts overtake your intended recipient!

dammytosh: My Chilisox,

Spelling ur name was not my problem, but my heart trembles at the appearance of anything about you. I am on 3rd mainland traffic on my way to whisper how much you mean to me to your gentle ears.

Excuse me, I need to call my boss that I will soon be back in the office.

Hi. Please can you send me Etisalat recharge card for N5,000? I promise to love you and only you if you do.

yuzedo: Swerry wuz dis?! Das me wen af not eat mony and pack inside banana iceland plis belief me. Am reach now. Dis me now. Af stop useing dudu osun soap. Am now a sexy bois!

yuzedo: welllllll I don't care anymore! If ur boyfrend is more sexier and more gooder luken dan me did he have a banana iceland man shun? Did he have 18inches + more?! U poeple have hot my filling in dis websight cos I bring old piture of wen af not eattttt mony. am living, bye. I only wanted to make a sweet babes happy. But u poeple are just jelos cos am reach!! BYE!!!! mod plis take note. SlyIg, slimyam lagusta, brown new + all d orile jelos bois have chase me from dis grate websight! I GIVEUPPPP!!!

we believe u. Don't go.

nnecar: So it is now compulsory to buy past question from ur dept b4 submiting your document in Business Admin.. Dis people self...

I was so upset. N2,500 for rubbish. It is a big scam, I felt bad paying. MBA doesn't do that rubbish.

abpatrick7: Thnks a mill. Coco. U r so much regarded.

Anytime, handsome. Goodluck to u, and LayLow

mastroesco: SWEETIE YOU HAVE EYES JOOR......
AM GLAD THERE ARE STILL PEOPLE LIKE YOU.. 10 GBOSA FOR U



VOTE ABPATRICK

VOTE LAY LOW

VOTE DYGEASY

This campaign is serious o!

DMainMan: u might want to apply for MSc. Management full time

I work so I can't do full time. And I'll choose my job over M.Sc for now. Thanks though.

UzohBlaise: go to unilag site to confirm dat. More over if you cant write a letter for refund...as we were advice to do so

Thanks. U've been very helpful. I changed to marketing. Will submit at dept today or 2moro, God willing.

Rossikk: Sorry, we don't choose Super Eagles players based on ''fineness''. Kindly return to the fashion and entertainent forum (or better yet the kitchen) where you belong.

How sexist! U must be a brute and very ugly!

Oahray: have you seen this dude?

His name, Nelly GhenGhen.

He's pretty. but definitely not my cup of tea.

LayLow & AB Patrick are the only really fine guys there.