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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Graduates Are Needed For A Leading Financial Services Institution by CocoLoca(f): 1:54pm On Dec 13, 2016
whats your definition of leading if salary is 80k!
Career / Re: I Want To Quit My Banking Job by CocoLoca(f): 3:36pm On Jul 14, 2014
responses on this thread are what encourage employers to treat employees anyhow cos they know there is desperation in the land

op do what you must, you won't die if you quit but you may die (hypertension) if you stay

try start a business first or look for a less-demanding job even if pay is lower

good luck

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Family / Re: Is It Ideal To Go For Someone With A Lesser demanding career than You by CocoLoca(f): 9:34am On Jul 14, 2014
THIS ENTIRE PIECE IS JUST A SHALLOW ATTEMPT AT SELF-ADVERTISING AND PROMOTION OF PHANTOM QUALITIES WRITER THINKS HE POSSESSES.

Good job op.

smiley

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Family / Re: Is It Ideal To Go For Someone With A Lesser demanding career than You by CocoLoca(f): 9:34am On Jul 14, 2014
In my honest opinion......
Travel / Re: Photos Of Pickpockets In China by CocoLoca(f): 10:12am On Jul 13, 2014
Erm, looks to me like this is not cctv but professional photographers capturing a police-directed anti-pickpocket campaign. undecided
Car Talk / Re: India Hotel Valet Crashes Lamborghini by CocoLoca(f): 4:09pm On Jul 11, 2014
hei chineke ekwela ife ojoo!! that is the hotel's profit for 1yr!!

doesn't the car have insurance?
Car Talk / Re: Nigerian Made Cars Are Ready by CocoLoca(f): 3:38pm On Jul 11, 2014
looks photoshopped undecided his body and size of car + angle of contact

anyway his house is fine

and his dressing + he is a fine man

thank you smiley
Nairaland / General / Re: Girl Born Without A Face by CocoLoca(f): 9:40am On Jul 11, 2014
Easy to praise "god" when you aren't a victim or personally affected.

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Business / Re: Arik Airline Is A Wicked Airline by CocoLoca(f): 1:08pm On Jul 08, 2014
every time i fly and i see arik people stranded at the airport i always laugh and then feel bad immediately.

my cousin came from NY and needed to go to enugu, 7am flight took off at 4pm. i remember when we dropped him at the GAT that morning and when he finally took off in the evening, in fact his american accent turned to igbo accent by then! grin grin grin

i can NEVER fly those guys cos they never change. arik is synonymous with delay.. tufia
Politics / Re: Omisore In Another Dimension!! (photo) by CocoLoca(f): 4:34pm On Jul 03, 2014
The "ENGLISHES" on this thread though, grin yoruba is okay if you can't do it in english cheesy grin

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Education / Re: Difference In Mentality Of Vocational Students & Academic Students by CocoLoca(f): 5:27pm On Jan 07, 2014
RIP English from an OBVIOUSLY "vocational student" author! grin grin grin cry undecided
Education / Re: Corporal Punishment In Nigerian Schools, Any Alternative? (Video) by CocoLoca(f): 5:18pm On Jan 07, 2014
Reptyle:

"You want to know why I'm bending you? Because no matter how tall an okro tree is, the owner will always be able to bend it..."

Words on marble grin

grin grin grin cool wink
Religion / Re: "How Large Was Noah's Ark?" by CocoLoca(f): 3:55pm On Jan 07, 2014
Evil Brain: How did Noah fit 2 million insects (1 million species x 2) into the ark? And how did be manage to fit 12,000 amphibians, 20,000 birds, 11,000 mammals, 16,000 reptiles and god knows how many crustaceans, arachnids and mollusks into a boat that must have already been overflowing with insects? Where did he find space to keep a years worth of food for all those animals? How did he keep the meat for the Lions, tigers and other carnivores fresh for a whole year? Why did he take mosquitoes, tapeworms, guinea worms and the HIV virus aboard the ark? Did he infect himself with all those parasites, or did he force his wife and children to carry them? How come all the animals didn't freeze to death at 9,000 metres altitude (the height of Mount Everest which must have been underwater) Where did they find oxygen to breathe at that height? What did all the animals eat after getting off the ark? All the plants must have died after a year underwater, and all the animals would have drowned so no food for herbivores or carnivores. How come all the fish in the ocean survived? Saltwater fish can't survive in freshwater and the ocean would have been massively diluted with all that rain. Or did the ark also have a salty fish tank with space for 60,000 fish (30,000 species x 2)? And how did he feed all those fish?

Not that I'm doubting this ark story mind you. Its in the Bible after all, so it must be true. I'm just curious about a few technicalities. I'm sure you have good explanations for all of them.
grin cheesy why? cry
Romance / Re: Women Don't Break Up With Their Ex by CocoLoca(f): 9:46am On Jan 07, 2014
Lol.. no comment. lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: Trapped In A Loveless Marriage by CocoLoca(f): 9:45am On Jan 07, 2014
Your conception of marriage is wrong, as is 90% of people out there. Marriage is not a casual affair that should be terminated because you are too lazy to work things out. If the foundation is wrong, why delve into it in the first place?

I would never date somebody "just because",talk more MARRIAGE.

We need to stop considering divorce an option and the only way to do that is to marry ONLY somebody that you are willing to live with and can't live without FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. Of course, the feeling must be mutual.

Sorry girl, you sound like a good woman, but y'all got it wrong this time.
Celebrities / Re: World’s Most Expensive’ Soap Unveiled In Qatar [PHOTO] by CocoLoca(f): 9:35am On Jan 07, 2014
*rolls eyes*
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Massive Recruitment At Queen's College Aba. by CocoLoca(f): 2:09pm On Jan 04, 2014
dimdim001: And I thought twas a typo, that he meant to type "Queens College, Yaba"...when did another Queens College open in Aba
Branch tinz grin grin
Nairaland / General / Re: 1986, 1997 & 2003 Calendars Are Same As That Of 2014 by CocoLoca(f): 2:06pm On Jan 04, 2014
Aggrippa: some folks were born 86, entered secondary school 97, entered college 03 and want to finish their masters in14
Whoaa!! So tru!! shocked
Career / Re: Help!!!! Globacom Is Being Messed Up... by CocoLoca(f): 5:04pm On Jan 03, 2014
they will soon trace your IP address. sad
Phones / Re: My Experience With Tecno/Carlcare by CocoLoca(f): 10:55am On Jan 03, 2014
@superSsam_:
I only posted my experience, I was the one who had to stay more than 4 weeks without a smartphone. I lost a lot. I was a more staunch fan of tecno, I even convinced people to go for the phone. No one has mentioned my brother's phantom a+ which he has almost packed up because he doesn't have time to go to the Carl care office for his time and his phone to be wasted. I repeat, I was a very loyal tecno supporter like some of yall here until I tried something better, a wise man once said : the monkey would never believe that strawberries are sweeter than bananas!
but bananas ARE in fact sweeter than strawberries. tongue

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Health / Re: Help: I Am Too Skinny, I Want To Gain Weight, What Do I Do? by CocoLoca(f): 8:53am On Jan 03, 2014
Metabolism is key.. Maybe you should alter it with drugs (slow it down), idk
Jokes Etc / Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by CocoLoca(f): 8:51am On Jan 03, 2014
^^^ Na wa for carrying matter for head like this.. undecided

Anywayyyyyyy, moving onnnn!!! cheesy

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Jokes Etc / Re: 100% Accurate Prophecies For 2014 From Yuzedo by CocoLoca(f): 8:32am On Jan 03, 2014
Black Swan:

I hope yuzedo is paying all of you well for the civil defence job you do for him grin

By the way 'potatoes gonna potate' or potatoes will potate' is a very popular internet saying in foreign forums and it's being around for years. I dunno why peeps are getting excited over it

grin
sweetie, give it up, or is the beef personal? since yesterday you've been so bitter sad

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Religion / Re: Ifeanyi Ogbonna - World Youngest Bishop by CocoLoca(f): 5:46pm On Dec 20, 2013
F..ucking hilarious!! grin

"Rayvic"
"Prophet Baby"
"Williams King"
"Annastesia"

Goodnight biko nu! grin

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Health / Re: Tips To Avoid Bosom Sagging by CocoLoca(f): 7:55am On Dec 20, 2013
#TeamGoodGenes cool
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Amazing Pencil Drawing. WOW by CocoLoca(f): 5:48pm On Dec 19, 2013
effort = 7/10

sketches = -1/10

final score = 3/10

sad

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Nairaland / General / Re: How Harsh Is The Harmattan Weather In Your State? by CocoLoca(f): 3:06pm On Dec 19, 2013
very very, like this >>>>>> ####################################################################

grin
Autos / Re: BMW 3 Series Coja For Sale In Ibadan At N540,000 by CocoLoca(f): 1:56pm On Dec 16, 2013
Fackin' ell!! shocked This car sexyyy!!!



... But it looks stolen. grin undecided

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tottenham Sacks Andre Villas-Boas by CocoLoca(f): 1:14pm On Dec 16, 2013
obadiah777: yawns. football sucks
Do you prefer sexy time? Because i can arrange to take care of you... wink wink
Religion / Re: All Facts About Linda Testimonies Of Hell by CocoLoca(f): 11:42am On Dec 16, 2013
LINDDA IKEJA AGAIN??!!!! angry angry angry
Celebrities / Re: Iyanya Acquires New 2013 Range Rover Sports by CocoLoca(f): 11:34am On Dec 16, 2013
Rikidony: See small Calabar boy wei i been the flex with for cultural centre now adays no d pick my calls..... God bless my hustles angry
your derogatory statement is the reason he has disassociated himself from your ilk. success brings jealousy.. everyone feels they are more deserving than the "riff-raff" who made it. You are a HATER, walahi! Change for God to bless your hustle. rubbish!

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