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PoliticsRe: Insecurity: Smart Adeyemi Weeps On Senate Floor by coconat(m): 3:24pm On Apr 28, 2021
LETS FACE IT!!! ARE U SURE U R OKAY?
Edusouls:
Crocodile tears, when politicians the days of PDP were cruely looting Nigerian money without caution, everyone were hailing them as big boys of the land, we Africans have a dark spirit, we deserve what we get, this is the result of 16 years of deep corruption and impunity causing rot all the sectors, buhari won’t do magic, thunder fire PDP, everyone would get the taste of the medicine we prepared for ourselves.,
PoliticsRe: South East: Deployment Of Military May Lead To Nigeria’s Break Up – Ohanaeze by coconat(m): 9:25pm On Apr 18, 2021
Glorious2021:
Beware of this unfortunate scammer.
HEAVY SCAM PLS BEWARE O
PoliticsRe: Kidnappings: Are Praying For You - Pastor Adeboye To Gov. El-Rufai by coconat(m): 6:32am On Apr 14, 2021
TRUE TALK BUT WILL DEY GIV THIS A TOT?
kingsleefolli:
All this idiot gang of government know how to run to men of God.but don't know how to do the right things.a governor bought 20 jeep as a gift to men of God.calculate 20 jeep.money.give scholarship to the poor in your state.atleast 50 student.the state will rise.empower the people willing to be empowered.stop wasting money.next am tired.
PoliticsRe: Kidnappings: Are Praying For You - Pastor Adeboye To Gov. El-Rufai by coconat(m): 6:21am On Apr 14, 2021
[color=#000000]OGA Y U NO MIND UR BUSINESS MAKE U LEAVE MEN OF GOD ALONE? I WONDER Y FEAR NO DEY CATCH SOME PPLE? IF SOMTIN HAPPEN TO U NOW U NO GO KNOW SAY NA UR STUPID RANTIN ONLINE COS AM!!! TRY REPENT O... I PRAY GOD FORGIVES U. IF NOT,NA U GO CARRY UR CROSS BY URSELF. INFACT,WITHIN SECONDS,IF GOD WANT TO PUNISH U FOR THIS STUPID COMMENT THEN U R FINISHED!!![/color] cry cry cry
rayvelez:
Fake Pastor, after d short man don gv u brown envelope dem dey kill christian people in Southern kaduna nah dis kind rubbish u dey yan. God punish u x 100.
RomanceRe: Did She Bring Me Luck Or Just Coincidence? by coconat(m): 10:10am On Apr 11, 2021
DEEP TRUTH!!!
aroundtheearth:
1. You were already 5-months into the job, which meant your employer had enough time to evaluate you and offer you the full-time employment and the promotion that came later was a result of your efforts / "exceptional service delivery". No employer would be silly enough to hire someone who isn't capable or worse, promote them, as these would be at the company's own detriment. The good things that came your way came because YOU earned them.

2. Your life probably took shape thereafter because you now have more money, became happier, etc, all of which stemmed from the fulltime employment you've been given, which you were already months into before you met her.

3. For her to keep saying the above to you or that "she came into my life and everything changed", it sounds like she's trying to maker herself a god in your life. Anyone with genuine affection and love for you wouldn't have made such statement to you and certainly not repeatedly, unless they're trying to put themselves on a pedestal or manipulate your thinking into seeing her in a positive light (perhaps she's eager desperate for marriage).

4. Her other words, "that the day I will try nonsense with her (cheat or breakup), my life will just scatter" and that she has a "spirit ... working for her" are a means to threaten you from not leaving the relationship, and a method of control. Again, anyone who threatens you in such manner has no genuine love for you and you don't want to be in a relationship riddled with fear. See 1 Corinthians 13:4-8: "Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. 5 It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. 6 Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. 7 It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres".

5. Lastly, her statements are inferences of demonic activity from her part, peculiarly the part about her having a spirit working for her. If there is such a spirit working for her, IT IS NOT of God's and you need to denounce it from your life because you want no part. The devil gives and takes and you will be on the losing end eventually. If you're a born-again Christian, you should know this. Please be prayerful and seek God's face as you move forward in this relationship.
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Had Bad Luck After Premarital Sex? by coconat(m): 9:17am On Apr 11, 2021
I LOVE THIS REPLY. SOMEHOW,U HAVE MADE MY DAY!
colestephan86:
U make me laugh, there is no way I can help you to understand, something wey pass your reasoning pass your reasoning. Time will teach you
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Had Bad Luck After Premarital Sex? by coconat(m): 9:00am On Apr 11, 2021
YES O! INFACT AM NOT USED TO IT TILL D DAY I TRIED IT... WHENEVA I DO IT OCASSIONALY IT MUST SPOIL MY DAY. ITS A FACT!!!
Albertone:
E give You badluck?
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Had Bad Luck After Premarital Sex? by coconat(m): 8:34am On Apr 11, 2021
SOAPY DEY BRING BAD LUCK O... I SAY IT AGAIN. E DEY BRING BAD LUCK.... DONT B DECEIVED FOR ANY REASON PLS.
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Had Bad Luck After Premarital Sex? by coconat(m): 8:31am On Apr 11, 2021
PLS I BEG U WITH THE WHOLE OF MY HEART! I HAVE READ SO MANY COMMENTS BUT PLS AGAIN, DONT MISLEAD PPLE. D DEVIL IS DECEPTIVE AND HAS STRATEGIES OF KEEPING HIS CAPTIVES...
michaelpop50:
Me i never experience badluck from soapy before oh. But i done experience badluck from sex with babe many times. Soapy nor dey cause badluck.
PoliticsRe: Mele Kyari: NNPC To Construct Africa's Largest Gas-Powered Plant In Maiduguri by coconat(m): 7:35am On Apr 10, 2021
[b]God go bless u jare!!! The fear be say dem go play the game so tey na northerner go still enter come 2023. no say i no talk am o... I get very strong feeling say e go happen this way. No b mere prediction.. I wish other goepolitical zones can unite and project one candidate but greed will not allow them n as such we will foolishly give it to d north again... what a country, its like the sofa never reach o...[/b]
slowice:
See southerners speaking English with no sense.

These people are getting ready for eventualities cos they know it ll happen. Northern agenda is their only agenda, same reason Tinubu can't be president..... They don't trust him to support their agenda.


Open your eyes blind bats.
PoliticsRe: Mele Kyari: NNPC To Construct Africa's Largest Gas-Powered Plant In Maiduguri by coconat(m): 7:26am On Apr 10, 2021
e b like say una get share for this useless propaganda arrangement? where una put una brain sef? una sure say person never press reverse button for all of una ? its just that this is a faceless forum seriously i don dey reason say una get direct link with fulani pple or backward tinking species... Its a pity!
post=100656018:
Lol cheesy.
You know dem frustrated wailers so well.
They are here already wailing on our post, crying about resources from the south.
Na dem be dat. grin cheesy wink



If that is the way your brain interpreted the word 'nice that we typed, unfortunately we cannot help you Mr resources form the south'.
Oshisko. cheesy
SportsRe: Nigeria Star Onuachu Scores His 26th Goal As Genk Win Five-Goal Thriller by coconat(m): 9:02am On Apr 06, 2021
am interested in becoming a drone mechanic. nathancocodia@gmail.com 08034094707 thanks in anticipation.
tradepunter:
Thus young man is on fire for sure, so much talent from a country that doesn't value it's own..


Moving forward if you are interested in learning learning how to fly drones and becoming a grade 1 pilot or a drone technician, then this is your opportunity to to get something up and running.

Send a message via nairaland and I will respond to your email.

Drones and unmaned vehicles are the future. Don't let no man deceive you.
Christianity EtcRe: New Dead Sea Scrolls In Israel Reveals Fragments Of Biblical Prophets (Pics) by coconat(m): 5:36pm On Mar 21, 2021
it is well o
CrimeRe: Four Herdsmen Shot Dead In Anambra, Hundreds Of Cows Missing by coconat(m): 9:17pm On Mar 07, 2021
JESUS CAME TO DIE FOR SINNERS.. ARE U JESUS?[color=#000099][/color]
theBLOODofJESUS:
What did Jesus do to his enemies that killed him? What did his disciples and apostles do to their enemies that killed them?
SportsRe: U-17 WAFU Zone B: Golden Eaglets Qualify For Semi-Finals, To Face Burkina Faso by coconat(m): 10:45am On Jan 13, 2021
PLAN TO ATTEND 5 NIGHTS OF GLORY WITH SALVATION MINISTRIES FROM 18TH JANUARY THIS MONDAY TILL 18TH FRIDAY JANUARY 2021. 4;30PM DAILY. U WILL BE GLAD U DID... MARK MY WORDS!!! THERE ARE VIEWING CENTRES CLOSE TO U ANYWHERE U RESIDE...
PoliticsRe: Muslim Forum Asks Kukah To Vacate Sokoto, Tender Apology by coconat(m): 10:35am On Jan 13, 2021
PLAN TO ATTEND 5 NIGHTS OF GLORY WITH SALVATION MINISTRIES FROM 18TH JANUARY THIS MONDAY TILL 18TH FRIDAY JANUARY 2021. 4;30PM DAILY. U WILL BE GLAD U DID... MARK MY WORDS!!! THERE ARE VIEWING CENTRES CLOSE TO U ANYWHERE U RESIDE.
EducationRe: ABU Zaria To Resume On 25 January 2021 by coconat(m): 10:33am On Jan 13, 2021
PLAN TO ATTEND 5 NIGHTS OF GLORY WITH SALVATION MINISTRIES FROM 18TH JANUARY THIS MONDAY TILL 18TH FRIDAY JANUARY 2021. 4;30PM DAILY. U WILL BE GLAD U DID... MARK MY WORDS!!!
EducationRe: NUC: Universities To Re-open On 18 January 2021 by coconat(m): 11:53am On Jan 08, 2021
visijo:
uniuyo how va na?

Stop spreading hate in the name of ‘cruise’...
Na[b] HELLO, I AM CURRENTLY IN IKOT EKPENE. AWAITING RESUMPTION TOO. I FIX PHONES AND LAPTOPS AM AN EXPERT ON BOTH PHONES AND LAPTOP REPAIRS. SO FAR DURING MY VISIT TO IBOM PLAZA, NOT MORE THAN 3 LAPTOP REPAIRERS CAN FIX LAPTOP MOTHERBOARDS PROPERLY, OUT OF ALL THE LAPTOP REPAIRERS IN UYO. I ALSO FIX PHONES A LOT OF TECHNICIANS THERE CONSIDER AS DEAD. I LEARNT THIS SKILL IN LAGOS. MY CHALLENGE NOW IS HOW TO ALERT STUDENTS FOR THEM TO KNOW ME because A LOT OF REPAIRERS WILL KEEP CALLING CUSTOMERS AT ALL TIMES. THE PHONE REPAIRERS THERE SAID I HAVE TO FIND A PLACE AT THE PLAZA SO THEY CAN EASILY LOCATE ME TO BRING COMPLEX JOBS. AM STILL WORKING ON HOW TO GET D SPACE. PLS ANY IDEA OR ADVICE? 08034094707[/b] just cruise.... Na just cruise... but u don send person pikin enter depression.��
EducationRe: NUC: Universities To Re-open On 18 January 2021 by coconat(m): 11:38am On Jan 08, 2021
HELLO, I AM CURRENTLY IN IKOT EKPENE. AWAITING RESUMPTION TOO. I FIX PHONES AND LAPTOPS AM AN EXPERT ON BOTH PHONES AND LAPTOP REPAIRS. SO FAR DURING MY VISIT TO IBOM PLAZA, NOT MORE THAN 3 LAPTOP REPAIRERS CAN FIX LAPTOP MOTHERBOARDS PROPERLY, OUT OF ALL THE LAPTOP REPAIRERS IN UYO. I ALSO FIX PHONES A LOT OF TECHNICIANS THERE CONSIDER AS DEAD. I LEARNT THIS SKILL IN LAGOS. MY CHALLENGE NOW IS HOW TO ALERT STUDENTS FOR THEM TO KNOW ME because A LOT OF REPAIRERS WILL KEEP CALLING CUSTOMERS AT ALL TIMES. THE PHONE REPAIRERS THERE SAID I HAVE TO FIND A PLACE AT THE PLAZA SO THEY CAN EASILY LOCATE ME TO BRING COMPLEX JOBS. AM STILL WORKING ON HOW TO GET D SPACE. PLS ANY IDEA OR ADVICE? 08034094707
Christianity EtcRe: Primate Ayodele 2021 Prophecy: I Foresee Calamity In The New Year by coconat(m): 3:44pm On Dec 31, 2020
VERY FEW PASTORS SAW IT COMING BUT WERE NOT SPECIFIC AS TO CALLING IT COVID... PLS B AWARE.
complexBoss12:
oh, I forgot it's new year!
we are here again with the predictions!! back where we started!!!
As big and significant as Covid19 has been this year, none, I mean none of you saw it in your 2019 "prophecies" despite having over 50k Churchs in Nigeria with over 100k pastors. And y'all rolled out your predictions all the same
AgricultureRe: Snail Farming Na Gold In 9ja, Revealed Live How To Start Snail Farming With Zero by coconat(m): 12:30am On Dec 15, 2020
Add me 08034094707
PoliticsRe: Katsina Abduction: Buhari Fails To Visit School by coconat(m): 1:25pm On Dec 14, 2020
4 meta is a meta4
SKhanmi:
33, 333 , 3333. Used worldwide. When you see that number in news media, they are trying to tell you something else. Mostly with planned events. Think I'm wrong. Start observing. You'll be shocked at how widely used it is.
PoliticsRe: Sunday Dare: We Need N81 Million To Cut Abuja Stadium Grass by coconat(m): 9:07am On Nov 30, 2020
I beg make we hear word. When 2023 reach na d same PDP and APC we go dey hear upandan. As if na only these 2 parties dey. Once money for election show, guys go forget their future begin pursue money. Kai... Who do Nigerians this tin?[b][/b]
EducationRe: ASUU Agrees To Call Off Strike, To Receive N70bn by coconat(m): 8:13am On Nov 28, 2020
How much for biznes card and logo? Hope i can keep it in case i want to use the logo for something else later in the nearest future. Pls reply 08034094707
PoliticsRe: FG Begins Payment Of N30,000 Grants To Artisans by coconat(m): 7:49am On Oct 28, 2020
freemi:
it is state by state. Which state r u
Mine is Bayelsa State. Pls.
CrimeRe: Police Violently Disperse #EndSARS Protesters At Force Headquarters In Abuja by coconat(m): 9:36am On Oct 11, 2020
Don't derail D's thread pls... DT guy is a Yoruba guy. He writes well in yoruba. Ders a remarkable difference BTW writing n speaking d language. U can argue wt ur keyboard for all I care.
CrimeRe: Police Violently Disperse #EndSARS Protesters At Force Headquarters In Abuja by coconat(m): 9:25am On Oct 11, 2020
Ok
TV/MoviesRe: Bbnaija: Vee Evicted From The Big Brother House by coconat(m): 7:37pm On Sep 27, 2020
Can Laycon win this contest?
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Neo Washing Vee’s Pant by coconat(m): 2:34pm On Sep 24, 2020
[/b]Oyo 4 u
Macsjebs:
[b]IF LAYCON DOESN'T WIN BBNAIJA, MARK MY WORDS

I WILL QUIT MY BUSINESS, DELETE THE THREAD ON MY SIGNATURE. THEREAFTER, I WILL DEACTIVATE MY NAIRALAND ACCOUNT

APOLOGIES TO THOSE WHO WOULD MISS ME, BUT IT'S UP TO YOU TO PREVENT THESE BY VOTING LAYCON, IF YOU INDEED CARE ABOUT ME & MY BIZ

VOTE LAYCON!
PoliticsRe: Update On Ibom International Worship Centre.... Photos by coconat(m): 10:01am On Aug 09, 2020
y r we fighting ourselves online... no land is truly barren unless u choose to b barren urself. whats ur worth.... god will help us all ooo

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