MidasTouche:
DNA analysis has been released revealing that Bryshere Y. Gray also known as Yass the Greatest who plays Hakeem Lyon on the hit show Empire is actually the biological son of rap mogul Jay-Z. This doesn’t come as too much of a shock as the rapper’s dalliances are well accounted for, but it does ask the question of whether or not Bryshere will inherit “The Rock” from his estranged father. Jay-Z proudly confirmed that he is in fact his father in an interview by saying: “YEA THAT’S BLUE IVY’S BIG BROTHER CAN’T YOU TELL THAT’S MY GENES THAT GAVE HIM HIS SKILLS. I’M PROUD OF MY SON I MIGHT SIGN HIM TO ROC NATION IF IT MAKES SENSE” Byshere’s mother “Donut” Shannon Bryshere was one of Jay-Z’s “ghetto flowers” back in the day when he was selling drugs to help support his musical career. The two distanced themselves from one another after Donut took the fall for a drug charge to keep Jay-Z from going to prison. Little did Jigga know at this time that she was pregnant with his child.

Uncle! You can lie O!

veraponpo:
This man is pissing me off.

He could not manage ordinary NTA as the DG now he is criticizing a sitting president. He should tell us what his brother from Bayelsa did when oil was $120/barrel.

Does he still want the FG to be subsidizing petrol with dwindling income when Ghana just increased price of petrol to raise more income for her government .

Common sense is not truly common. As a senator, I have not seen him raise any reasonable order in the house, he has not passed any bill yet he is criticizing a president that is up and doing.

Yellow pawpaw.

Gosh! You are as senseless as ur name.. Damn!
#blameitonGEJ

MosakuAW:

Can this guy just keep mute and face his main duty as Governor of Ekiti and stop ranting like he is the new chairman of the dead party called PDP.

His ranting are not longer interesting like it use to be. Let him just change tactics.

When was the last time he commision good projects anf picture it for all to see in Ekiti, rather he keeps roaming the street of Ekiti and also attacking PMP at every corner.

Dont worry, PMP is cooking your pot of soup and you will eat it hot with cold Origin.

#Longlive SouthWest
#Longlive SouthEast
#Longlive NorthCentral
#Longlive NorthWest
#Longlive NorthEast
#Longlive SouthSouth and
#Longlive Nigeria.

#We are one and will remain one forever.

Continue to deceive yourself, ONE my foot...

alcmene:
Governor Ayodele Fayose of Ekiti State, has challenged the Minister of Information and Culture, Alhaji Lai Mohammed to make public names of the 15 former governors and 55 Nigerians that he claimed stole N1.34 trillion between 2006 and 2013 or keep his mouth shut permanently.

In a statement by his Special Assistant on Public Communications and New Media, Lere Olayinka, Governor Fayose said “The reality is that the All Progressives Congress (APC) Federal Government has destroyed the economy within eight months in power and rather than look for solutions to the problems facing Nigeria, Lai Mohammed and his cohorts are branding bogus figures about stolen money just to cover up their lack of solution to the country’s economic problems.”

The governor, who also described as disgraceful, bringing the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) National Publicity Secretary, Olisa Metuh to court in handcuff, said; “Even the masterminds of Mandala and Nyanya bomb blasts, Kabiru Sokoto and Aminu Sadiq Ogwuche were not handcuffed when they were arraigned in court.”

Fayose said it was funny that close to one year after it won the presidential election, the President Muhammadu Buhari-led APC federal government was still operating as if it was campaigning for votes.

The governor said: “They are turning governance to Nollywood, such that when one movie is about to end, they release another one. As it appears that the $2.1 billion arms deal movie is getting to an end, Lai Mohammed introduced another movie titled N1.34 trillion loot.

“Unfortunately for them this time around, Nigerians have become tired of watching the Federal Government movies, they now want reality. Nigerians are now aware of the scam in the $2.1 billion arms deal movie having seen that the amount those already charged to court were charged with is not more than N10 billion and $2.1 billion is over N600 billion.

“Therefore, Lai Mohammed must either tell Nigerians details of the 15 former governors and 55 people that he claimed stole N1.34 trillion, where the stolen money is kept and bring back the money or apologise to Nigerians for lying.”

While describing the persistent claim by the federal government that the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) destroyed Nigeria for 16 years as hypocritical, Governor Fayose said Nigerians must begin to ask which party majority of those presently ruling the country under the APC government were between 1999 and 2014.

“Majority of those who ran the Federal Government between 1999 and 2003 under the PDP are in the APC government today. President, vice president, ministers, governors, senators and House of Reps members who were part of the PDP government are now in APC. Yet, APC keeps telling Nigerians that PDP ruined the country. This hypocrisy must stop,” he said.

The governor, who insisted that due process of the law must be followed in fighting corruption, noted that disobedience to court
orders itself is a criminal offence that is more grievous than corruption.

He said no amount of harassment and intimidation will silence opposition in the country, saying President Buhari and his men should
rather get used to the reality that opposition must exist in a democracy.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/01/fayose-to-lai-mohammed-you-must-name-15-ex-governors-55-nigerians-that-stole-n1-34tr/

Honestly, just picking the part on dwindling economy, if mr president had a minister of finance on time, it wouldn't have been this bad.

NavierStokes:
As someone aptly put it: this govt gave us 50kobo on pms and are taking 50naira from our bank transactions.
"Change"

U deserve an award!... In fayose tone "this government is like nollywood"

Destined2win:
In leadership, and indeed everything in life, time matters. In fact, time is life!

Now, if you were saddled with the responsibility of leading a nation for 24 hours, what would you be priority standards?

What do you think you can achieve within that time frame considering how 'short' it is?

Let's see those who have smart ideas.


Lalasticlala

Honestly, I'll accomplish my immediate fantasy and for now, its ******

queenstll:


Wow, cute abi? lalasticlala

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Source: http://360jamng.tk/photo-olamide-and-dija-looks-cool-together-what-do-you-think/

Dija.... Long throat bottle...

agarawu23:


Jobless unemployed youth.
If majority of them work 8-10 shift a day, they won't have balls to protest crap this place resemble white house? You guys will just be deported if you pass your boundary.

Silly set of people,
How many of you visited KANU in prison where he is eating beans and garri? You protest, cause trouble, destroy your own part of the zoo(like seriously, will u guys call on the FG to rebuild all the government properties you are destroying? ).

Same silly set of people got scammed over 500million for passport that can't take you to mere Benin republic.

Silly set of people will be ranting here on Nl but can't go and face the FG (lol, who gat balls to do that when thier front man is chilling in jail? )

Other sensible and responsible Igbo guys are investing all over the country while useless jobless unemployed youth are protesting and making trouble.

Your demands are senseless, ask the first set of people that made such demands let them tell u the outcome. Nonsense!!!


I am in a bad mood today, therefore be ready to be screwed if you write trash on my mention

ThankGod you are 1 in 7 billion people ( world population).

Emeraldcute:
there are this specific series of TV
v adverts that never leave or go on exile anytime they take a break on NTA news…

Dettol---

this guys ehh, who uses dettol here ? this guys are always advertising on being a dettol mom always and always, its stepping on people's nerve

Ariel--

Like seriously will i go from shop to shop searching for ARIEL ?or do they think their advert makes pple buy their products? like me, i am fond of going to a retailers shop to say I WANT OMO, and omo in my side means any detergent

Fidelity bank--

This guys take u unawares, they just put up adverts like soldiers training or ultimate search drillings, u will b so captivated only to see BANK WITH US AT FIDELITY BANK… u b like ' how fidelity bank take concern military training

share yours

For fidelity, thumbs UP...

jayfolarin:
I'v wanted to write this article for over 2 months but its discouraging thinking about the number of points i need to raise to support my claims! NIGERIANS WANT THE BEST THINGS BUT NEVER WANT TO PAY FOR IT!! HOW ON EARTH DO YOU WANT YOUR COUNTRY TO DEVELOP?!

Quick question; Imagine government fixes Nigeria's issues of electricity and internet with other basic amenities today, Who here would be willing to pay an annual rent of N1million for a single room (Not one bedroom flat oo) in a city like Ado-Ekiti and N3million for the most average single room (shared toilet and bathroom with at least one other person e.g face me, I face you houses) in a city like Lagos?! Note: This is just basic rent and is therefore without utility bills such as Electricity, Heating, Water, Garbage, Internet etc that averages about another N900,000 yearly.

I couldn't stop shaking my head at the gullibility of some Nigerians as i read the various comments on the N50 bank charges thread. That is what? 2cents charge on banking transactions that does not even include savings account that most of the commenters use oo! Even South Africa reportedly demands that you pay an equivalent of N500 for deposits into your own account (Savings or Current)! Where I live, you are demanded to pay an equivalent N4,200 in charges for deposit into another's account if you aren't a customer of the bank!

Nigeria has the lowest VAT tax in the world and i'm sure y'all will take to the streets in protests if this is ever increased! I pay N1,500 in charges for every ATM interbank withdrawal of an equivalent of N10,000 and you all couldn't stop screaming at the N65 naira (after 3rd transaction) that was introduced by the CBN last year! Haba Nigerians!! You want to live 'comfortably' like Americans and Europeans but aren't ready to pay the price! Who does that sh*t! One of the major reasons why you don't enjoy goodies is because because you haven't had to pay enough taxes. It is partly a reason why the government doesn't feel very responsible to the people as well. Oil is not anyone's property anyways.


I really can't remember the last time i visited an hospital but i'm mandated to pay an equivalent of N23,000 monthly for health insurance! Would you be willing to pay such amount for the sake of development in the health care sector in Nigeria?! I don't think so but you would be the first to take pictures for nairaland about the pitiable state of one hospital in your city!

You want the best Infrastructures in the world but have never paid taxes from your businesses! Some people would rather close up shop than pay the most basic tax to the government! How on earth do you expect any development if you aren't ready to help government with funds? Nigeria is not the only country with oil, we don't even have as much as Russia but expect to get everything for free because there's oil in the land! What would y'all have done if you didn't have anything but rocks and granite? you would expect the government officials to use their personal incomes to develop the country first and then see if you like it or not before you decide to pay?! I no pity your destiny!

Nowhere in the world is mobile internet data cheap, Nigerians automatically feel they are being ripped off by mobile operators who use the same infrastructure that's being deployed everywhere else! For a 2gb mobile internet data allowance from T-mobile, I pay N5,000 monthly, This is not even close to what Nigerians get from the mobile operators but they scream to the heavens still. Agreed, cable/ADSL, wired internet is cheaper but you cant blame this on the telecom industries, Government should make provisions for that! But again, how many persons would not scream 'Rip off' if you all are asked to pay a mandatory internet fee ranging in thousands of Naira every month

From food to clothings, transportation, even prostitutes (Girls in brothels here charge at least 12k for a quickie, Don't ask me how i know ), Nigerians live on the cheap and want to keep up with the expensive! No! It doesn't work that way! You have to pay for developments that leads to a robust economy which in turn leads to higher standard of living (Job creation, Increment in Minimum wage, Good roads, healthcare facilities etc)..

I smell APC.

mightyokwy:
Ndi Anambra ibem kita ka anyi ge ji tinye Anya na miri were choba onye ga anochi Anya Obiano oge oga emesi hapu ochichi maka na ndi bayi si na ife di mma na Anya gbara akwukwo. Chukwu ekwe kwala iheoma Nile a buru ihe ga ana niyi oge Obiano ga apu. Chukwu ekwekwala ka ndi iro ayi mua ayi amu maka na obi adiro ha mma ife oma nine a na eme na ala Igbo.
Oga diri Obiano na mma
Oga diri ndi Anambra na mma
Oga diri umu Igbo na mma

He still has second tenure.

janzguy:
Some guys could be really heartless. Obviously the guy is after her body.


www.divineloveudorji..co.ke/2016/01/guy-breaks-up-with-girlfriend-after-she.html?m=1

I hate hearing this..."He took advantage of the opportunity".. You were the 1 that opened your legs O

naughtynaughty:
I just found out last night that my wife
has been sleeping with my land lady .
After church yesterday I told my wife
that I will be going to hang out with
the boys, since she said she was tired
and wanted to go sleep.



I drove her home and left to go hang
out with the boys , but the real truth
behind it was that I just wanted to
surprise her when she had gone to
bed, my intention was to use the
opportunity to decorate the house and
wrap all her gifts.



So after few hours of hanging out with
my friends, I decided to drive home
since I believed that she must have
slept. The gate man opened the gate
for me, I drove in and was tip toeing
into the house in other not to make a
noise I followed the back door . I could
hear panting and moaning sounds
from my inner room, but I did not want
to
assume, so I went in, I noticed it was
coming from our bathroom , so I went
in and saw the shocker of my life.



My landlady that is a pastor in church
was f*cking my wife with a vibrator ,
this d**k vibrator ladies wear was what
she was wearing as my wife was bent
to the wall shouting out her a**, It was
not even normal s*x but anal s*x .



I could not even stand the sight , I just
pretending like I fainted . I could hear
the confusion on their feets as they
talked to themselves . The landlady
said (let us kill him, cause this will spoil
my reputation , my wife said never ,
my land lady said he will destroy my
image ,but I could hear my wife
running around in confusion as she ran
out to reach for her phone .



I was still trying to open one eye to
see wot was happening when I noticed
a dark stuff coming to my face , my
landlady was trying to kill me with a
pillow, so I quickly grabbed her by the
neck and pushed her to the floor ,
where she hit her head on the bath
and fell to the ground .



I quickly rushed her to the hospital and
reported to the police . Am still in the
police station as I send this email . The
first thing that came to my mind was
break_or_makeup. Please this is no
joke. I need to know my next step .

My advice fr u? Makeup! www.lailasblog.com/2016/01/man-whose-wife-has-been-sleeping-with.html?m=1 cc seun lalasticlala

you can lie for africa...

susrite:
I was just surfing the net when I saw this new Nollywood movie poster... They can't do but to embarrass us.

Post, 2yrs late

AdoraAmadi:
This young Nigerian man on Twitter wants to know. What do you think?

If you want to have a good laugh, read some of the replies he got below.


http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/01/is-50k-too-much-to-spend-on-date.html

Depends on who's spending!!!

AdoraAmadi:
This young Nigerian man on Twitter wants to know. What do you think?

If you want to have a good laugh, read some of the replies he got below.


http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/01/is-50k-too-much-to-spend-on-date.html

Depends on who's spending!!!

Kikero112:
There is no monopoly by DSTV.

The problem is....DSTV's would be competitors ALWAYS FAIL BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT GOOD ENOUGH.

Take HITV. When it came into the market, most Nigerians were happy. But HITV's bouquet was scanty compared to DSTV.....plus they made the mistake of thinking that Nigerians got cable satellite TV for the football.

While HITV focused on football....DSTV upped their game by improving their content drastically.

Guess who won at the end?

The Senate should stop passing ridiculous bills. Unless they want to pass a bill that would force Nigerian companies to actually do some critical thinking.

Lie mohammed has made us all watchful of stupid journalism.
Know ur facts. Exclusiveness and premium payment ( without pay perview) is a crime

OgbeifunErom:
Another IPOB Youth
He will not be re-elected. That is for sure
I can see that old Agbaya man called Fasheun associating himself with enemies.
Bastard men

Nawa ooo... That man did not steal your money naw!

I really like you(ekwunife) because u are from my local government, but you can't be trusted anymore.

If true, Government needs to forget all these APC PDP crap and assist the soldiers otherwise, there will be no government soon. 14 months is too long for a soldier to stay in combat zone

This is heavy. If your source is authentic, then efcc needs to check up on it. That's if buhari will approve.

We need to create a just system in nigeria. This is so Sad... Please to people leaving in SS, in the scale of 1-100%, what of the popularity of APC before the 2015 elections.

ahaika23:
The embarrassing loss of the APC in the just concluded Governorship election in Bayelsa state is not only a pain to the party but a very clear signal that they have no place in the South South region of the Delta. Despite all the violence, intimidation, killings and destruction , putting all police and military force behind their quest, however all of their efforts fell apart like a pack of cards made to stand on their on only to be faced by the touch of resistance. No wonder for over 48 hours, INEC was still looking for its voice as the name already sent to it was not the wish of the people. Oh how sad the children of change got that up till this moment their chief law breaker is yet to come to terms with the incident let alone send a congratulatory message to the winner as his predecessor always did furthermore emphasizing the fact that the change of cloth from khaki to agbada does not in any way change a dictator and an unrepentant one for that matter. It is too late, the people do not need his congratulatory message, neither that of the mastermind of the violence which as left dead the people whom they wanted to Govern.

This clear signal that the APC is a mirage in states below the belt remains fact and the otherwise can only be wished for by the few amazons at nooks and crannies of the transport waterways. This is the one reason why any investment in trying to unseat any PDP government in the region would end the way Lai Mohammed's abuses did when he was reminded that 'he thought he was still an opposition spokesman that goes around abusing the government even when he's been made a minister to inform the people but rather than that is abusing them for asking questions'; that was the last time Lai spewed his abusive trash. Right now, what is left for Silva is jostling for any available political appointment but of course he should be grateful to Buhari for wiping his sins of corruption away and nailing it to his political career.

We shall watch as the non-democratic party do all they can to unseat the other PDP governors in the region. As they have failed woefully in Bayelsa, your guess is as good as mine!

If I were to vote, I vote the aspirant, not the party. Party don't lead the people do.

victorels:
this is my first comment for the year 2016 so I must make it count.

<<<<<Clears throat>>>>>

The National conference is an Igbo Conference because it was organised by an Igbo Man named Ebele Jonathan. The Buhari's Government shall organize an all inclusive National Conference which shall be to the benefit of all Nigeria. It shall not be called national conference. It shall be called The Nigerian Accord 2016.
Not that the accord must reorganize the dominant ethnic group in Nigeria and shall henceforth reorganize that ethnic group as The Owners of Nigeria and also The Protectors of Nigeria. Criteria for selecting the dominant ethnic group should be Land Mass and Population of the Ethnic Group

Honestly, if I see a muslim or a hausa man my first notion is for him to fall dead and die and dis is due to the comments I read on nairaland.
The hatred some pple spread in nairaland is too much.
FCOL, there's no unity in diversity. Co-federation is a lot better than this federal nonsence

PRYCE:
But how can a "dead" party win an Election?

Ur arrogance knows no bounds

realjoker:
Please I dont want this to lead to an E-war
Mature contribution only if you know you are a tribal fanatic don't bother to make contribution please.
Why is it that most Igbo towns are mostly made up of indigenous Igbos
People will rather go to Calabar, Port Harcourt or Uyo than to stop at Onitsha which is closer.
Is it that Igbos are not friendly, people from other regions despise them so much such that they dont want to look for business opportuinity in their region or there are not enough opportunities outside buying and selling in these igbo towns and cities.
Even the north that most of us love to hate and we label intolerant set of people have more concentration of non native in there villages than igbo cities and their town and cities are mostly made up of up to 30-45% non indigenes or non northerners.

I've lived in the east for 2 years now and I'll say, always speak with facts. Onitsha is a home of traders and there's not much white collar jobs there. Yes, ibos trade a lot. I knw some delta indigene that trade and reside in onitsha. If its south East in general, pls visit Enugu and Imo.

From PPA to APGA to PDP and nw APC.. Kudos MARYJANE

uselessgoat:
I love the Hausa fulanis. I hope the people of Bayelsa won't regret voting PDP because of their clueless GEJ. When they stop experiencing federal presence in their region, I hope they won't cry marginalisation like the IPOB youths. A word is enough for the wise

Your username says it all..

taurus21:

The table below includes cities (and in some cases urban areas and municipalities) in Nigeria with populations exceeding 10 000 people.

Note that double listings may reflect different spellings or definitions of urban agglomerations.



Lagos 9000000
Kano . 3626068
Ibadan 3565108
Kaduna 1582102
Port Harcourt 1148665
Benin City 1125058
Maiduguri 1112449
Zaria 975153
Aba 897560
Jos 816824
Ilorin 814192
Oyo 736072
Enugu 688862
Abeokuta 593100
Abuja 590400
Sokoto 563861
Onitsha 561066
Warri 536023
Ebute Ikorodu 535619
Okene 479178
Calabar 461796
Uyo 436606
Katsina 432149
Ado-Ekiti 424340
Akure 420594
Bauchi 316149
Ikeja 313196
Makurdi 292645
Minna 291905
Effon Alaiye 279319
Ilesa 277904
Owo 276574
Umuahia 264662
Ondo 257005
Ikot Ekpene 254806
Iwo 250443
Gombe 250258
Jimeta 248148
Gusau 226857
Mubi 225705
Ikire 222160
Owerri 215038
Shagamu 214558
Ijebu-Ode 209175
Ugep 200276
Nnewi 193987
Ise-Ekiti 190063
Ila Orangun 179192
Saki 178677
Bida 171656
Awka 167738
Ijero-Ekiti 167632
Inisa 164161
Suleja 162135
Sapele 161686
Osogbo 156694
Kisi 155510
Gbongan 139485
Ejigbo 138357
Funtua 136811
Igboho 136764
Buguma 135404
Ikirun 134240
Abakaliki 134102
Okrika 133271
Amaigbo 127300
Lafia 127236
Gashua 125817
Modakeke 119529
Bama 118121
Ilobu 118089
Jalingo 117757
Okigwe 115499
Offa 113830
Esuk Oron 112033
Nsukka 111017
Nguru 111014
Hadejia 110753
Ijebu-Igbo 109261
Uromi 108608
Birnin Kebbi 108164
Pindiga 106322
Azare 105687
Nkpor 103733
Ikere-Ekiti 103054
Lafiagi 102779
Kontagora 98754
Kuje 97367
Yola 96006


To be continued.

Op seems confused!!.. Lagos is a big state, while other states get represented by their towns. Why don't you do the same for lagos.

FreeGlobe:
I just came from my nairaland sabbatical (thanks to seun) to post this here briefly. I want to specifically comment on Peter obi. To all those who keep pretending peter obi is not a power hungry attention seeking corrupt politician, I hope they can justify this his move. Obi will do anything albeit deceptively to be around power. I just wish Ngige accepted him into APC before disgracing him finally. Also let me make it known to obaino that any attempt by him to join APC will consign him to a one term governor. I noticed he is becoming desperate for second tenure. Like how he rescinded his ban on okada. We are watching. We shall never allow APC in igboland. Ekwunife is a non issue.

Thrash thrash thrash!!!!!!.... If you are nt an anambarian then hush

REMITA just made 9.03 billion naira

Its ur opinion teeboy