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Been AWOL for sometime now, also just read up some post by our dear N/landers.
If you go to the Ass-anal thread, there 2 major things you'll notice.

1, The thread looks like its gonna be extinct sooner than we know it.
2, For those who can still manage to post, you can actually see and feel fear in their write ups, gosh someone was even begging for post. How pathetic. .
Ma guess is most of them have started to see the light and are slowly backing off, and hoping that a miracle happens.

A potential 8 points gap will soon turn to a 1 point deficit.
If pompey did us in in the FA, assisted by a bat of a referee, please, GAYNERS, dont make the mistake of thinking Derby and the likes will do you guys any favours. I wont blame no one for our loss, cos we shud have buried that game beyond reasonable and unreasonable doubt.
That game was a typical example of shyte happens

Wengay must have been wishing he was atleast 8points in the clear b4 meeting MAN U so he could have a cushion when we beat him, but too bad .

I wonder what the' cliche of 'we are still on top' will turn to after todays result. Any guesses?

One United

4 Play:
The big question is-who would you rather have between Tevez and Torres.

How u come want make boys answer that question nahhhhhhh

After seeing what tevez has done/contributed to our team this season and we are all witnesess to what Torres is doing for liverpool.

I'll still stick with tevez cos of his tenacity, he scores ones in a while and is not injury prone ;Dlike Torres has been this season.

kAI,

Una nor know wetin the girl don take the bobo eye see before him come propose like that.
The guy had weighed all the options and had finally come[b] to this decision[/b]. she should count herself very lucky.



You ladies think its easy for a guy when he wants to propose to the lady he wants to spend the rest of his life with.
Am sure he pobably didn't want it to come out like that. but tension can make a man say/do strange things.

If she knows whats good for her, she should use style and accept b4 another babe take your place.
Am sure she likes the guy thats why she is even concerned bout the way he proposed. if not na outright NO she for answer, and all this yarns would have been unnecessary.

chuckdee4:
The CL is a different ball game, Liverpool have shown that over and over again. Bring anyone on, my Arsenal will be ready for them

@ chukdee4

I agree with ya on this one, but the diff btw Arsenal and Liverpool is that the later have the UEFA CL Cup to show for it.
You guys quaked at the only chance you had to claim the cup, hope u have not forgotten how magnificient henry all of a sudden felt the stage was too big for him to tuck in balls.

@  Akinlabi

As far these Gayners are concerned , they have won the trophy called FIRST ENGLISH TEAM TO BEAT MILAN @ THE SAN SIRO .
its sad.

loyika:
Listen you Muppets, any of the two teams can be victorious, ITS A CUP COMP FFS United could win at OT and lose at the Emirates, or they could lose at OT and win at the Emirates, or both games could end up with draw scores and go to Pens.

GOONER 89

Or United may win at the emiRATS and at OT.

@ loyika

Is there a third team?

chuckdee4:
Be careful what u wish for, even your wife Liverpool would be a hard pill to swallow in the 1/4 finals

Go and ask wengay if he would like to meet United now!

Gayners will celebrate at winning a secondary school team.
They are ejaculating and convulsing all over the place cos of the luck of beating an aging Milan team. Good for them.

Now some of em are talking bout demolishing Wigan,
They believe they beat any team in the world.
And all of a sudden this win has significant effects on the EPL, W'll see bout that.
No problem, let the hallucinations continue, reality is around the corner.
I no blame them, na Milan wey mess up

I asked a Gayner in ma office if he would like to meet United next, cos of the confidence being exuded here His answer an Emphatic NO.

Ass Anal will be mince meat if they cross our part now.

The AC Milan-Ass Anal game was kinda funny, Ass Anal survived the first 20mins and then came into the game.
Ancelotti and his old men were a little miffed at what was happening.

Anywayz congrats!
It was a game mother luck decided to smile on Arsenal.
It does happen once in a while.
AC Milan really messed up

Really Dont know whats wrong with Rooney these days.
Missing chances is fast becoming a regular feature of his game, But we need his presence, atleast for now because of the threat he poses to defenders.
But he needs to be able to convert half chances. this would make him even deadlier
We shuold have won that game by atleast 2 goals.

So who is next?

j-girl:
(Bear in mind all 4 players are Arsenal's worst Nightmares )

@j-girl

Take it easy, did you have to remind them Gayners'

J UNIT:
arsenal doesn't need prayers for this game, it is simple logic that arsenal is winning.

Tonites games are definitely going to be exciting.
United will definitely play a 4-4-2 formation, but i believe it would be Tevez-Rooney upfront.
Saha should come in when the job has been completed, so he cud get a brace

Would prefer a Hargo-Carrick midfield, and Anderson to come in later.

@ MC OBO
Your MENTOR J Unit is really schooling you on how to be a proffessional slowpoke and a retard.
You had to repeat yourself to be sure u had posted what your mentor schooled u on, How pathetic.

For a baboon who had to come out thru his mothers' Anus during child baboon birth, i can now understand why you would support a team like ASS Anal with a coach that has ARSE starting his name.
I guess its in the Blood.

C'mon Guys

Why would you think Wengay would give excuses!
The UCL has never been his priority

As for the PREM, his priority is just to make it exciting for Ambitous teams, which i think he has achieved, to say the least.



I could have sworn Adebayor was shot with an elephant gun.

Think she has big BOOBS and the guy does not want other guys to view his/her property while she is jumping, _{sure guys know what i mean}, cos i dont see any other reason why the guy would be annoyed at his babe playing volleyball.

My 2 cents

MC OKO is fast wrestling the title of most moronic and pathetic nuisance on N/Land From J Unit, But i can see J unit will not sit and allow this. He has appeared to fight for what rightly belongs to him. _{this duel between two retarded gayners' would be interesting}

The draw with Aston Villa was painful
AC milan is waiting Anxiously

ONE UNITED

Mc Omo:
@Mancs

we aint scared of your getting Benzema or Huntelaar . . . on the day it would only be 11 agisnt 11 !!!

when u were getting Tevez, Hargreaves and co . . .the whole world were like THE PREMIERSHIP IS IN TROUBLE . . .

but few months after WE ALL CAN SEE THAT IT IS NOT ALWAYS ABOUT BUYING BIG OR MAKING NOISE IN THE MARKET

Atleast we are talking about strenghtening our team with quality players, unlike your stingy gaffer who knows nothing bout buying players to compliment the ones he already has.

He's stinginess has started to get the better of him.

Cassiel:
Hey,cool it,waz teasing Don't worry,its just me he'll crucify when he gets back.

If he does

superstar1:
we don't need a finisher as it is being advocated for.
i am okay with the strikeforce, with the inclusion of Manucho and maybe Hintelaar.
Benzema will definately make our game very predictable just like in the dayz of RVN.
all the teams will know that Benzema and Manchester United wont score.

what we need most now is a right back and a quality substitute for evra,
a good keeper will not be bad to because VDS is almost gone
with that we would have built a monster of a team.

We've given our different permutations concerning Benzema/Huntelaar coming to OT.
Anywayz lets wait and see whats gonna pan out, especially after the Lyon game,
Someone is already looking for excuses.

superstar1:
talking about tommorrow's game,
aston villa should just do us a favour by compounding
arsenal's woes by just picking a draw
fulham are in for a cracker of a match.
chelsea should beware of those rabid boiz called west ham.

one united

Cause of the UCL Game, fergie will definitely tinker with the team.
i see Saha Starting this one, especially, cos fulham is his former club and he remembered what it feels like to score
Fergie mite rest ronaldo and tevez again, so the Nani show can continue in the midfield, with scholes, carrick and park/giggs complimenting.

The back four would be constant.

We need to wrap up the game against Fulham and quickly too, so that other players can probably have some run in the match.

What do you guys think?

Ass Anal Vs Aston Villa?

@
Chacal

Wouldn't Mind paying $1000 to get under a Gayners' skin, But then i dont think they are worth it.

Where did the Tadpole think he was?

He ended up exposing himself, thus revealing how Gayners think.

chuckdee4:
Geez now i know ive been on here to long, all d nonsense uve been spewing don't faze me one bit and before u go talking about a brain i'lld advice u to go learn how to spell Authistic, Servant and by the way the name's Chuckdee not chuckadee, see i was doing u a favour recommending that brain transplant, for best results, get a monkey's brain

Another brainless gayner exhibiting his talent on N/land

Chacal:
he completely deserted his team-mates by standing aloof while McFadden was taking the penalty kick . . Is he truly a captain?

It would have been an even sorrier sight if the panalty had been saved and he ran back to celebrate.

chuckdee4:
@ coded guy n Chacal

I got one word for u guys PROVOCATION, okay so we have been a bit naughty in some cases, but thats normal, Arsenal players, super human as they may be are still only human.

Gimme a break, did you say some cases? We could translate that to mean whenever Ass anal loose a game Or draw as the case may be against Birmingham.

Billy the goat went into a feat because he drew a match.
Only God knows what would have happened if y'all had lost that game, People wud have died.

He sure Knows how to protect his own

chuckdee4:
Come on everyone knows United brings the beast out of Arsenal players, where were u when Ferdinand was smacking Fab after he equalised at the Emirates.
Arsenal hardly ever show their physical side unless provoked (Step in United with their dirty bag of tricks)

So ur record of over 70 red cards have all been when u played against Manchester United.

pein:
Alfonso Alves was also banging in the goals more so than huntelaar.Manucho was loaned out to get xperience or at least playing time and when last i checked he wasn't even on the subs bench and the greek league has 9 games to go and panathanaikos on a title run i don't think they would risk changing their lineup to accomodate him meaning we are in the same position before he was loaned out wish he was loaned to derby at least he'll get some playtime.My point is Manucho is going to be a fring player for united albeit a good one so we need a striker out right.huntelaar might cost less but we all know united play better without a target man hindering the side.compare rooney-RVN and rooney-tevez combos it just clicks,we need someone like rooney or tevez,someone who can bully defenders into mistakes,craft chances out of nothing as well as being a good finisher-might not be clinical but at least good,and not just wait for the midfield to do all the work and get the ball to you to slot home(Huntelaar )and benzema fits that bill perfectly,he's got pace,skill,technique,he's good in the air unlike our two talented midgets and best off all he's a very good finisher

Wether we get Benzema or huntelaar, Think both players will do well, but then other factors like cost come into play. Dont forget THIS THING NA BIG BUSINESS 000000000 and profits are calculated at the end of the day. It is not that it would put a big hole in uniteds pocket if we get Benzema, but DO WE REALLY NEED HIM? What does Benzema want to contribute to the team that huntelaar cannot bring .

My 2 year old niece would be prolific playing for United.

pein:
just wanted to add my 2cents to this benzema,huntelaar issue.Fergie should get benzema hands down.yeah huntelaar mght be a goal machine in his league but look at our record in the EPL and in Europewhen we had last a goal machine(RVN), really terrible huntelaar mit be faster than RVN but he is one slow ass bitch compared to uniteds current crop of strikers benzema has more dynamism to his play,faster, crafts chances out of nothing and bullys defenders off the park,and one arrogant bitch who knows he's heading for the top so really cnt blame him.best get him now rather than later when the likes of madrid,barca come swooping which he's said he would prefer (Arrow).still all round better choice than huntelaar-a goal machine he might be but not suited for united or the EPL just look at alfonso alves of 'boro record goal scorer in the dutch league,pants in the EPL, 'nuff said

I dont think so.

Fergie shud forget benzema and go for Huntelaar.
I might be wrong but i dont see why Huntelaar will not fit into the United attack with support from a rich midfield like we have. The guy is banging in goals and all he would need is quality supply which united is capable of.

Benzema mite be big and strong but like you pointed out the EPL is a funny place, a la Alfonso Alves.

It would be easier streaming in huntelaar and manucho into the team than Benzema who may come upset the present setting. although i'll leave that for Fergie.

Getting Benzema at that amount! i think it will be an overkill on other teams in the rem  and yes it may make rooney sit up but it might also backfire if the pressure gets to him and he does not deliver. we dont want to have a player costing that amount flopping or warming the bench.

Bosingwa shud be Fergies priority now for that RB cover.

Talking bout Wes Brown, how much does he per week Now? Think he has been a good player for United over the years, especially as a cover up in the defence.

@ cassiel

These gayners dont like us and we dont like them.

No what? we intend keeping it that way.

Don know why gaynners still think they are gonna win anything this season.

They shud open there eyes to the gradual imploding of their team, half of the team is injured, a captain that has almost gone beserk, a confused coach and only God knows whats btw adebayor and brentner. Intel has it that they are competing for the love of a gay rock star.

The visit to OT is one of the reasons gallas was so erractic after the game at Birmingham, not to talk of SB and pool.

One thing is for sure United is brimming with confidence and the title is OURS to throw away.

Fergie Knows that.

Good to hear that dudu will be back soon

i always knew gaynners were gong to drop points, but to do it against was the height of it, and in that manner. Birmingham are a difficult/stubborn team but i thot Ass Anal would triumph.

The lead has been cut to just three points at the moment and i think Ass Anal are feeling the heat.

Think this title is MAN U's to throw away.

gaoooooooooooooooooool, Rooney

Ferguson and the boys know there's no more room for mistakes or playing without fully stepping on the trottle.
Nothing less than a win is what must happen.
Feel sorry for keegan and his kittens, but they have to go down 2mrw.

Anderson is a real revelation in his first season here, all he needs now is to add a couple of goals to his amazing form and he'll be that complete midfielder we always want him to be.

Tommorrows games will be exciting.  

Asper selection, i'll allow fergie do that.

Its so obvious that ronaldo is feared by all and sundry, pointing a laser at him is quite unacceptable.

It obvious whose upbringing has been distorted.

Because of the party your mother had with a baboon and your father, basket cases like you can now post on nairaland.

your utterances only confirm the type of noise your mother was making while she in the thick of the action

why dont you go self-service until you pass out, i dont see any famale baboons around that you can get with or rape.

Pussy

We upped the ante, we had a nice game,outfoxed, outplayed and all that load of rubbish we continue to hear from these morons. DID YOU SCORE? at home for that matter.

You guys seem to be obsessed with our players, claiming rooney missed a million chances, did you not see your Adebayor missing chances yesterday, coupled with the feeble shots attempts at goal your sorry ass player took yesterday.

@
tbk

These guys have a moronic view of soccer. its so pathetic.

@
MC OBO

If it started raining brains, i dont think you would/could get wet, even if you tried to.

its not your fault at all, your existense is as a result of the baboon you mother raped. so i woud expect any better from you.

Prick.