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na konga n jumia scam pass

uns dey agitate say mmm go come bac
ppl go begin cash out.
fools.
mmm has gone 4life.
even if the site reopens.
jus as dey did in souti.
no diff here.
una go pend
jus d way we dey pend for jesus to come.
fools

shows naija army are really hungry.
they culdnt capture shekau
the real shekau.
na dia food keeper dem catch.
i trust those naija soldiers
dem 4don chop enuf cooler of rice

my phone is heavily passworded
besides I'm not the typ that displays phone in public.
I'd rather carry my nokia torchlight
we are just to nosy.
esp gals.
useless ppl

abegi.
liar

abj.of all places.
wen dollar don go up.
baba as from 300m upwards

na only dis worn out butter timbolo dis guy dey wear 4leg.
wretched

Michelin raving tyres.
tokunbo.
9k each
2015 upwards

abegi

akandry:
The last three words on my moniker is what your joke stands for "dry"

king of luxury n rugged performance
mercedis
or men said iz according to afonjas

nudity shiit
.vaseline crew already anticipating 4 shower time

useless show

it shud be scrapped

drive between 100 to 110.
dont exceed that limit

over speeding.
406 na car

see dat guy wey crash g wagon better metal
n dis plastic

everybody dey wear winter jacket
dis mumu carry naija starch shirt dey form pressing of iphone.
who be switzbeat.
days of rough rhyders dmx are long gone.
its abt time for switzbeat to get lost.

i said it b4
naija police
anytin u say or do to them esp in lag.
its either u r beaten up
locked up
killed
brutalized

hazard lights.
i use it when im on topspeed.
hazard light
widely abused by govt convoy.
car smuggling

on screen dashboard/dvd headrest.mirror..
for effizy.
how many places dey naija map abegi.

yahoo light.
mostly used by 4.1.9 boiz

unlimited car horn
widely abused by cab men
okada men
tankers
police van
bullion van
customs van
ambulances
soldiers
convoy
pastors

mmm
mmm
i told u guys
it aint coming back

ud be pending till eternity

u shid af added da grin
anyday
any time.

gino.. yeah e geh one line wey forget abt dre..they wont care about you.
yall not messing with me..

terry g.yea buh dem olamide don make am dey sing rubbish now a days.

m.i
men i dey use im tracks dey freestyle.
hez good.

mode 9..i never hear im rap one day..but those lines.
everybody red eye red eye..this lagos wey u see so..na our own.stylay stylay... 2face..mode 9..etc...dope...cool dj jimmyjatt.

dem try abeg.
bring back hip pop pls

travelling destination mode activated.
such a shame.we now got an astronaut president at the center..

omo if na naija.
i trust our airport cartels
our sharp pick pockets
thieves in police uniform and the rest.
ahan
say dem hear say men ppl forgeh dia lugg kini
fpr airport.
omo na looting
fastest fingers first

cossy sit your saggy pawpaw sized boobs dpwn abeg.
free us abeg.
opo

naija police.
anything u say or do.
esp in lag n rest of the federation can either lead to massive blows,instant death,arbitrary detention, the list in non ending.

baba it hsppens tp everyone.
the other day i had 400naira piunded yam
then 2hrs later
i took 1 blackwood.
another 2hrs at d mechanic..
took another blackwood.
in total ibspent 6hrs thr..had 4 bottles pf blackwood.

i had 4bottle of black wood plastic
2 bottles of heineken
with 2 wraps of sk.
bought suya of 1k.
i was drunk but very agile.
i drove stra8 home.
go start gen.
gen no on.
ma cap sef wey i put for head
na d followng day i see am for gen house.
men i threw up in d toilet dat nite.
slept wit ac like a boss.
omo around 5am.
i jus dey vomit water cause i drank a full bottle water asai woke up.
it took me 9hrs for hang over to waka comot.
too much alcohol.

d oda day my guy dey rush full chelsea bottle like say na bottled water.
na wen i wan baff.na im ai shout.
dis was like 2am.
my guy don sleep for toilet .

all of tbe avove dont deserve mercy.
die all motherfuckersss
die

already dis dumb ass risky niggi is in for it.
under buhari regime
u exposing your sexual orientation
face
and also harsh tagging and instagraming yur gay ass.
soon hed be used as scape goat
cause of dis same bobrisky motherfhucka
dumb niggis look at 18 years like 1 year.
wtf
the devil in man.
dis niggi has got somany demons following him and copying him
an nysc homo did d same advert
waiting for a fellow dick to do dis disgusting shiiit.
all cause of money.
ugly ass risky die by anal cancer piece of shiiit.
dis niggi.
gay ass niggi prince.

died of some deadly disease. aids

gays dont use condom
most gays Bleep so very hard almost damaging the intestines
wtf so disgusting

in wiz khalifaz voice.
my body be black and yellow
black and yelloww.

disgusting piece of shit.

jesu
so u mean you put the lives of odaz at risk jus cause of this normal lookin lady wey her oga don fhuck tire.
dis is the reason y some guys remain slaves.
if you say such shiit again next time.
i swear the fhuc down

techno did music rituals.
abegi
enug of these over hyping.
dah was how dbanj was over hyped wit kanye west.
e no tay b4 him drop am.
naija artists are wackos
sony go drop am soon
he wan go dey sing folake gimme love o
for yankee abi.
trash musis

wtf