₦airaland Forum

Sweetplum:
Yes.
Questions like:
1. How much you go pay if it hasn't been mentioned before?
2. Una get retirement benefits or pension?
3. Any sick leave or maternity leave?
4. Working hours and day?
5. Accomodation go dey?
6. Extra work or extra hour allowances nko?
7. Una dey do refreshing courses?
Any firm I drop my CV, they marvel cos of my experience. I no even do job hunting again since I turned a lawyer.

If they send an offer letter, you can clarify some of these points. I never get the job I dey bother myself about unnecessary things

I talk am. E don happen

Guy you go suffer wella. People don't value what dey have until they lose it. But I doubt the story is true. How can someone selflessly cater for you and treat you like a prince, only for you to habour thoughts of treating her like trash?

I bought an Araimo earpiece in May 2021. The one with the 2baba picture after my colleague told me about it in April 2021. It's September 2022 and I am still using the same earpiece. I bought the same earpiece for about 6 of my colleagues too. So the brand has some quality earpieces.
I bought is 1200 or so then at a dealer shop.

EIeyigidgan:
why you go tell them say you be student?
They won't employ you na.
I'm in the same situation, since February when strike started till date no job

If you in Lagos there are decent companies that pay atleast 47k per month but it's mostly field jobs

Trinitycian:
Atiku is for both the South and the North. He's a nationalist. Tinubu is pro-Yoruba, Obi is pro-Igbo and Kwankwaso is pro-HausaFulani. Only Atiku is pro-Nigeria. We need a unifier badly to unite Nigeria

Bros rest. Same corrupt people imagine having Dino as a spokesman. Someone who has a case with EFCC

Ayodeoba:
it is even paid crowd to you because it involves tinubu? See! Me as a person, anytime I choose to follow them so rally for him in lagos or ogun,I am ready to do at least anything to support masses without being paid by anyone. Do you know my reason? I studied freely in lagos during tinubu tenure,I knew how bad govt schools was before he took over and how positive he rehabilitated it. I am ready to give it back

Brotherly you are part of the problem of Nigeria. Does it mean that because tinubu paid for waec fees for you that means he is fit to rule? The way you guys reason ehn. How much is waec fees sef? 10k max. If Nigeria was a place where things were working fine , your parents wouldn't have needed that gesture from government because everyone will be able to afford basic things. It's funny that you still want to vote people who embezzle money meant to create opportunities and industries. They take over the pond where everyone is meant to fish, make it their private business and give you just one fish daily. Guy you need serious deliverance

Paid crowd. There is a difference between people doing something willingly because of a vision compared to people paid 2000 to do something. Clearly , it shows Nigerians are their own problem.

This is how cheating starts

See 27+ MEN claim under 20. How will we progress as a country when over 90% of the populace will cheat in any slight opportunity.

Why did you not find somewhere to hide then book a ride. The money you will use to repair the laptop and the time you will waste is actually thrice the amount of money you would have paid an Uber or Bolt driver

Last last you and your papa go lose the land to your family members

Hello, Nairalanders. Please I wanted to go the DIY route to get my passport but unfortunately for me I was robbed and my laptop stolen. I was only able to get the payment confirmation of 17,800 for the epassport. I couldn't get the other documents, the Acknowledgment Slip and Application Form, that shows the date I was meant to capture and some other information like the processing immigration office. Here are my questions:

1) Can I still capture given that I made payment for the Epassport on 3rd December 2020?

2) Is there a way immigration officers at the processing office can use information on the payment confirmation slip to get the other documents that might be needed for the capture( Application form and Acknowledgement slip)?


Thanks for your anticipated answers and bashing.

Just leave your cousin in the house and plant CCTV cameras in hidden places in your house. Dey monitor your house from abroad. Your wife will still cheat if she wants to and given your distance it takes a very strong woman and a busy woman for that matter not to cheat. Just leave the guy man in the house and get maybe someone from your wife's side, possibly a guy to stay with her. Since it's a duplex then he can go days without even seeing your wife

Data analysis first then digital marketing

Of what benefit will this project be to the south south people. Is this part of the plans to infiltrate south south with unscrupulous elements from the North East? It would have made more sense to upgrade the existing railway system and extend it to lagos from PH. How many people want travel go Maiduguri?

Probably you are overqualified.

Guys saying they buy HIV Kits are big morons and not properly enlightened. The best prevention against HIV is abstenace but if you must fccck use condoms. If you don't like condoms then there is a medication called PREP , it's 99% effective at preventing HIV. But what's the probability he/she doesn't have Herpes, Syphilis, Gonorrhea, Staphylococcus etc. HIV is just one out of the many. It's stupid to take 10mins risk and live over 25years regretting an action you took that could have been preventable

This your analysis dey vague. E no make sense. Very poor narration

backbencher:
1.Oil prices are higher, meaning that fracking becomes more profitable, meaning the US can and will survive without Russian oil.

2.Russia's problem is also shown in the tweet...it is dependent on oil exports. That's a blessing and a curse.

Oil purchases from Russia have reduced. Countries are looking for alternatives and do not want to do business with Russia. Billions of dollars belonging to Russian Strong men have been seized. Banks have been restricted. Its only a matter of days before they drown

Oddfinder:
All the sanctions don't mean sh!t
Russia will come out bigger and better
This tweet is self explanatory i gues

Guy you clearly don't have an idea of what you saying. Sanction is like a slow poison. The effect gradually takes it toil on the economy until it cripples it

One Russian Rubble is now N3.37 from 4.1 naira. What this implies is that it has lost 17% of its value in only one week. Let's see how it goes when this month ends. If it loses over 50% of its value by month end , then Putin will be in serious impeachment issues

Viansang:
A lot of them are found in uniport

It shouldn't be an offense though as far as they don't dress indecently

Same Abaribe that you cannot point one project he has done throughout his tenure as a senator. He is part of the present Government of darkness. How can someone who cannot see things right set things right? Abia state is truly cursed with vision less and selfish leaders. They have an industrious populace but their leaders keep failing them. Abaribe is a scam and unfit to hold that position.

I just hope the next southerner that would be PRESIDENT will be bold enough to appoint southerner in like manner.

LYRICS 3:


The government of Buhari brought up a new policy on Indiscipline. The War Against Indiscipline was announced in March 1984 by Tunde Idiagbon, the Chief of Staff, Supreme Headquarters[2] and the launch event was held at Tafawa Balewa Square to much fanfare. The military government of which Idiagbon was a member had seized power on December 31, 1981, and a key underlying reason given for the coup was unprecedented, rampant corruption and indiscipline within the political class. Prior to the coup, newspapers wrote articles alleging corrupt practices within the Shehu Shagari administration, including fraud in the housing ministry and external communications agency, bribes given to Central Bank officials to obtain foreign currency, and government-supported hoarding of rice. Government officials and the political class lived in luxury, while the civilian administration began a policy of austerity. When the military took control of the government, they established measures to impose order and discipline within the country. One of those measures was the War Against Indiscipline, a comprehensive program to correct many social ills that the new military ruling class perceived to afflict Nigeria.
The government said the Nigeria people were indiscipline, senseless , corrupt and useless. This statement was echoed by Buhari recently when he said Nigerian youths are lazy. However, Fela wasn't having any of it and raised his displeasure about Government's insensitivity in the lyrics below


Power against indiscipline o
Na nigeria government oo
Them dey talkioo
My people are useless
My people are senseless
My people are indiscipline
Na nigeria governmentioo
Them dey talk be that
My people are useless
My people are senseless
My people are indiscipline
I never hear that before oo
Make government talkioo
My people are useless
My people are senseless
My people are indiscipline
Na nigeria governmentioo
Them dey talk be that
Which kind talk be that tioo

LYRICS 2:

He gave reasons why he called the outside world HAUSA world. The reasons were captured in his lyrics which you would agree with me were valid. The Hausas were highly placed in the POLICE, MILITARY, COURT, MAGISTRATE. The Hausas killed christian students in IleIfe and Zaria. The Hausas jailed anyone who openly condemned their bad governance and stood for the rights of the people. The country then was ruled by Buhari.

No be HAUSA POLICE dey ee
Craze world
No be HAUSA SOLDIER dey ee
Craze world
No be HAUSA COURT dem dey ee
Craze world
No be HAUSA magistrate dey ee
Craze world
No be HAUSA JUDGE deM ee
Craze world
Na craze wall be that
Craze world
No be HAUSA Buhari dey ee
Craze world
Na craze man be that
Craze world
Animal in craze man skining
Craze world
Na craze wall be that
Craze world
No be HAUSA idiagbo dey eee
Craze world
Na craze man be that
Craze world
Animal in craze man skining
Craze world
Na craze world be that
Craze world
No be HAUSA them they find me guilty
Craze world
No be HAUSA them jail me five yeearz
Craze world
I no do nothing
Craze world
No be HAUSA them judge they beguo
Craze world
Na craze wall be that yoo
Craze world
Na craze wall be that
Craze world
No be HAUSA them kill them students
Craze world
Some went to Zaria and ifé
Craze world
Na craze wall be that yoo
Craze world
Na craze wall be that
Craze world
No be HAUSA all this dey happen
Craze world
Na craze wall be that yoo
Craze world ×4
Na craze wall be that yoo o
Make you hear this one o

I recently stumbled on Fela's song BEAST of all Nation and I was amazed about how everything he said about Nigeria 32years ago when BUHARI was in power is still manifesting today. I thought I should dissect the lyrics to think through his thoughts. I feel is a great MUSICIAN and activist. Here we go:

LYRICS PART1
Fela wetin u go sing about o
They go worry me
They go worry me worry me
Worry worry worry worry
They go worry me
The time way i dey for prison
I call am inside world
The time way i dey outside
I call am HAUSA world
Na craze world
No be outside world
Craze world

Fela throughout his career was a target for the Nigeria Government because of his vocal stand against the poor handling of the country by the leaders. When he was jailed, the prison was saner than the outside world. After spending 5 years in jail he was released. He, however, saw that there so much nepotism with the HAUSAs occupying major positions in the country just like today and there was equity in the prison than the outside world. He called this outside world a CRAZE world.

darkelf:
That is your own opinion

Most would say start with SQL

And I read your post well

Who are the most? I totally agree with Op. Most organisations use spreadsheets for their day to day report. So it would make sense as an analyst to learn the basic reporting/analytical tool you will find in most organisations and that tool is EXCEL which is a spreadsheet. Beginners should start with spreadsheet. When you have gained enough experience in spreadsheet you can now move to SQL. This is because you will still require spreadsheets even after pulling data from the databases using SQL. So it makes no sense to learn SQL when you do not know Excel as an analyst. You can go weeks without using SQL as an analyst but you can't go a day without spreadsheets. I am speaking from experience as an analyst. Like the op said it's ba very wrong approach. Spreadsheets are a must know for analysts. It's just like a web programmer learning nodejs without learning html and JavaScript. It's a very wrong approach

Coolgent:
2013
I got married in a rented 2 bedrooms when i was earning 35k monthly, my wife then was in UG1.
We are now living comfortably in my 4 bedrooms bungalow with kids and 2 cars.
Current earning doesn't matter what matters is your ability to hustling

In 2012 dollar was around 150 or so. So your salary then was maybe 150k now. Fuel was less than N65 naira per litre fuel is 165 naira now. Imagine you getting married with that same 35k now, you think you can survive

Kobojunkie:
You no even add rent put. Yet people think marriage makes sense on such a meagrer amount.

I swear