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FamilyRe: My Wife Gave Me The Shock Of My Life. Help! by Coden(m): 10:51am On Jan 17, 2021
[quote author=Chanchit post=98123707]Na me go help them hold her leg sef.[/qu cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
EducationRe: How Is Your Class Topper Fairing In Life So Far? by Coden(m): 6:22pm On Jan 16, 2021
10 yrs ago back then in Sec. School days i was among the best 4 over all not doing bad anyway but am still struggling with life meanwhile those we see as average lots of them are married nd also working in a high paying companies while some are in the Overseas with their family
This life funny sha
RomanceRe: She Has A Child For Someone But Wants Me To Marry Her. Help by Coden(m): 6:05pm On Jan 16, 2021
LINTUNE:
e de pain me na..na cos of guys like this , some gals de misbehave..imagine, 20 yr bby mama de give am sleepless night..shame!
Na truth you dey talk, the matter self tire me
RomanceRe: She Has A Child For Someone But Wants Me To Marry Her. Help by Coden(m): 5:48pm On Jan 16, 2021
LINTUNE:
very stupid post..its so annoying how some men loose thier selfesteem at the sight of pussy, for christ sake, when[color=#000000] u cum, at least u should come back to ur senses...op if i jam u real life, i go commot ya teeth, wal[/color]ai :..
wink cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy[quote][/quote]Brov Be calming down small small abeg e never reach to fight.
FamilyRe: Some Damaging Words My Wife Said During A Quarrel by Coden(m): 7:17pm On Jan 11, 2021
abimbola74:
Aswear she didn’t mean those words . Women and their mouth like tap water. She just want to hurt you with words and let you feel miserable. Show her this text and tell her you won’t delete that message that it reminds you who she really is and watch how she will cry uncontrollably. Bruh abeg no vex
You ve said it all Bro.marriage no easy at all
SportsRe: Tammy Abraham Joins #EndSARS Campaign by Coden(m): 12:14pm On Oct 11, 2020
telkevog:
Do you know that 'from today henceforth' is a bad english?
Oga You didn't grab the joke he was trying to convey, so for you info off course he do knw.
EducationRe: What Is The Most Embarrassing Day Of Your Life In School? by Coden(m): 4:48pm On Jul 22, 2020
Akpuruakpumbem! bem!!
Gabbyodogwu:
Was in j.s.s.2 i pupu on my pant
what did you ate that day that made pupu on ur dross.
PoliticsRe: Arthur Eze, Elumelu, Obi, Ikwechegh Make List Of Top Influential Igbo People by Coden(m): 6:40pm On Jul 17, 2020
Uae01Dirham:
So delta is not Igbo?

Your highness loud pass trumpet
Oga what name are they bearing and what language do they also speak
PoliticsRe: Arthur Eze, Elumelu, Obi, Ikwechegh Make List Of Top Influential Igbo People by Coden(m): 6:34pm On Jul 17, 2020
seanfer:
Where do you get the 65% of rivers indigenes speaks Igbo, have you been to rivers state?
Funny how people always try to change what we all know. Come to Rivers State and tell the indigenes that they’re Igbo.
Uncle Does she speak Igbo or Not ?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Mention The Good News That Made You Lose Your Appetite by Coden(m): 10:59pm On Jul 13, 2020
The day snake swallow money, monkey em Bros. Come put hand join cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin shocked
RomanceRe: My Girl Hacked My Phone, Threatening To Release My Chats And Private Pictures by Coden(m): 6:38am On Jun 23, 2020
Bro. Look for a possible means to hack back into ur acc. Retrieve back the password and delelete every deletable without her notice then you quite the 4king relationship
Peace cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
SportsRe: Undertaker Announces Retirement From Wrestling by Coden(m): 11:50am On Jun 22, 2020
Kenplay:
WHAT IS HIS REAL NAME?

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Callaway
RomanceRe: Why Must Men still Use Ring To Prospose Instead Of Cars, Landed Properties? by Coden(m): 10:56pm On Jun 16, 2020
grin grin grin IYA Bisi abeg give this my guy confirm Pammy with N500 goat meat I go pay.
MISTAICEY02288:
Like I care... And what will your love or likeness gimme in the first place? Was my comment directed at you? Please keep on detesting me cos I do not know you and as far as I'm concerned, You DO NOT exist!.

Everyone who knows that particular poster, knows she's a nuisance here who likes making demeaning remarks/comments about guys in here, calling everyone names while she wouldn't stop expressing her love for Material things spewing trash about getting turned on by wealthy guys and all, not even minding how the individual makes the money.. Well, I guess you both are in same WhatsApp group if you actually knew who she is and still made this nonsense comment..
SportsRe: Top 10 Nigerian Footballers In Premier League History by Coden(m): 6:38pm On Jun 16, 2020
cheesy cheesy cheesy 10000 Appearances
TeejayBlaq:
chaii see Mikel 1 goal how many appearance
CelebritiesRe: Cynthia Morgan Reacts To Jude Okoye's Interview, Clarifies Contract, Issues by Coden(m): 8:46pm On May 27, 2020
apache22b:
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Pro. Obahiagbon
Eazy
No be fight
Abeg
PoliticsRe: 5 Years Of Buhari Administration: Economic Performance Ratings by Coden(m): 7:30pm On May 27, 2020
IceLip:
Okay
Hahahahahahaha
Weting happened na ? grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
CareerRe: Should I Expose Them? by Coden(m): 6:11pm On May 21, 2020
Listen attentively Op I was in your shoe years back my co workers were embezzling the companies fund as the one in charge I call them secretly to caution them non heed to my advice until the bubble got burst if not that The good lord was on my side I would av been jail for life I narrowly escape
My humble advice to you is go on and open up to the MD
It will even creat more mutuality btw you two
CareerRe: Should I Expose Them? by Coden(m): 6:10pm On May 21, 2020
Listen attentively Op I was in you shoe years back my co workers were embezzling the companies fun as the one in charge I call them secret to caution them non heed to my advice until the bubble got burst i if not that The good lord was on my side I would av been jail for life I narrowly escape
My humble advice to you is go on and open up to the MD
It will even great more mutuality be you two
FamilyRe: Marriage And Its Challenges; My wife is pushing me to the extremes by Coden(m): 12:26pm On May 21, 2020
HarunaWest:
Sorry to say but if I were in your shoes, that slap will land on her cheeks.
I hate when people don't appreciate someone's efforts.
If she want to live flamboyantly, then she should learn to make her own money. I won't take an insult on my person from someone that isnt contributing to my development.
Don't apologize for slapping her, just lock up. You are the man of the house not the other way round.
However, if she doesn't deem it fit to apologize to you, just dey look am.
If you dare apologize, you will kuku loose the remaining small respect that she has for you cos from look of things that woman has been brainwashed by material stuff. Cheers
Oga u are tgere , I like every point that you av make here
@Op listen to this OGA don't mk the mistake of trying to render any apology, else ur marriage don shatter be that
Nairaland GeneralRe: What's The Name Of This Specie Of Bird? (Pictured) by Coden(m): 11:02am On May 21, 2020
Pigeon look at the legs
BusinessRe: Dr. Elizabeth Jack-Rich Featured In Forbes China May Issue 2020 by Coden(m): 10:17am On May 21, 2020
Pweety Lady with A Superb heart
FamilyRe: My Husband's Family Is Sucking Him Dry by Coden(m): 5:13pm On May 19, 2020
Anni3e:
Hi, I have been married for 9 years now, the problem I have with my husband is that his family members keep sucking him dry and the way he neglects us his immediate family.

He is the first child of 7 children, his siblings even the married ladies keep asking him for money. He keeps spending money on them and their husbands. His brothers keep crying they are broke, they keep leeching off him.

His two junior brothers that always ask him for money, one of them built a house in Port Harcourt and the other one built a big house in the village. Still they won't let him rest.

His married sisters are the worst. If they cough they would call him to send money, every minor thing they would expect money. Just this evening his sister called him to ask for money. We don't have a house of our own, I keep telling my husband to stop giving in to all their demands and invest the money on something, he would say I am turning him against his family.

We have 2 kids and I have told him we need to start saving for their future, I pay the electricity bill, foodstuffs, and most times the children school fees, he pays the house rent and rarely keeps money for home upkeep, he sometimes drops two thousand and that's it for the whole week. He always complains he has no more, but once his family calls him he sends money immediately.

I have saved enough to buy a land and I am not planning to include his name in the property. I don't know what to deal with, his family entitlement mentality or the way he neglects the kids and I and treat us like outsiders.

I am really pissed off and tired.

Sorry for the long post.
Sit him down nd have one on one discussion with him
PoliticsRe: Why Buhari Cancelled Broadcast - Shehu Sani by Coden(m): 4:30pm On May 19, 2020
godkiller:
Jokers, both the senator and Buhari.

We are training youths on solar panel production and installation.

If you want to learn or volunteer to teach please drop your WhatsApp number, location and area of interest.

God bless Nigeria.
09019314180 I stays in Abia
RomanceRe: What Happened Between My Girlfriend And My Mother by Coden(m): 4:54pm On May 18, 2020
2special:
Guy,, you're irritating and weak
Meeeeeeen he may not be a weak one but I sense he's dieing in euphoria
Pele op very soon ur eyez go clear
Then you will thank us later
RomanceRe: I Would Have Spent All My Money On This Girl by Coden(m): 1:56pm On May 13, 2020
Ladikwa:
I thought she loved me not knowing that she was just after my money. But I was not able to spend much because I am broke for now, but I have a land I am in the process of selling to start a business which she didn't know, because I didn't tell her cause I don't trust her that much.

Well we broke up because she has a guy that is the main boyfriend, without me Knowing thinking I was number one.

I just look back and imagine how much this girl will have chop from me. Though I love her and am hurt after the breakup, but I'm grateful that all the amount of money I would have love to spend on her, to show my love I can use it build my business and help those around me.

And it taught me how not to trust girls 100%, and to be very careful about loving while using my head. If she knew about the land I wanted to sell she would have continued pretending to love me.

"Guys be careful, don't trust these girls 100%
grin"
You managed to escape from the pit of poverty
Congrats
RomanceRe: At 41, Am I Getting Married Too Late? by Coden(m): 8:17pm On May 12, 2020
grin angry grin cheesy shocked
SageMK:
Early or late, it depends on your marital goal.

If your aim is to start a family, then you're a little late considering the life expectancy in Nigeria is 53. This means you have about 12 yrs or more.
RomanceRe: What Are Your Top 3 Criteria When Looking For A Potential Life Partner? by Coden(m): 6:36pm On May 12, 2020
cheesy cheesy grin grin
Offpoint:
I need a good...
A Good mess
A Good cook
And a good mess again...

I don't need a woman with sense, 2 of us can't have sense... One needs to be the mumu. My sense will compensate hers.
RomanceRe: What Are Your Top 3 Criteria When Looking For A Potential Life Partner? by Coden(m): 6:32pm On May 12, 2020
grin
vikkimimi:
1- Must have sense

2- Must be ambitious and ready for growth
The most important ......

3- He must be a gentleman and be able to understand me shocked
TravelRe: Abike Dabiri-Erewa: Chinese Don’t Want Africans In China by Coden(m): 7:46pm On May 11, 2020
vincijr:
So many negative stories about China these days

But this is also telling us that our problem will stop if we realize our full potentials that as Africans we are capable of developing our own very homeland
No matter how developed ur country is it won't still stop some from relocating to other vibrant places, as developed as a country like China is we still have some of them who migrated illegally living among us here
Peace
Christianity EtcRe: Share Your Experience(s) Of God's Miracles & Wonderful Acts by Coden(m): 5:37pm On May 10, 2020
paulolee:
good...miracles do happen...d problem is dt we jus dnt bliev in miracles until we start praying n hoping for it..gat alot of dm shaa bt d craziest was d one dt was linked to betting...was abt to win 85k and two matches was postponed...went to collect my money without dt 2 matches n was given just 18k dt dose 2 matches gat big points..3 n 5 points...i said i wud wait n waited 4 d big day..d first wit 5 points won convincingly bt d oda wit 3 points was losing 3 nil jus after 35mins n i was shocked bt i jus relax my mind n lookedup n said God knows d best oo...waited till nite n didnt even disturb myself bcox I tot av lost it all bt bea jus gingered me to check it dt she av bin praying all day for d ticket n i laffed real hard bcox notin consine prayer wit naija bet na..bt wen i opened flashscores n say 6-5 i was shocked n even read d match report n was suprised bcox dt match gat all shades of madness...starting from 2 red cards each, 4 penalties involved n 2 missed, and it spanned to 99 mins of extra time..my saving grace was dt d other team lost thier keeper to injury n d other keeper gat a red and a player av to Mount d goal n dts wen my team did 3 goals in dt extra 9mins to win...to me its a miracle 85k n i paid tithe n even gave testimony dt i was financially favored...i miss football jhoor
Hallelujah Praise jah

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