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Elijah.....n.......David. I really love dem. If I can b like Jesus too I wouldnt mind 'cos I cherish him alot even in my sinful ways. I love U Lord....4giv me.

yuzedo: My Wedding:

1. Less than 50 guests.
2. Reception in my compound.
3. Sliced Bread & Stew + Coke (2 to 1 bottle)
4. Honeymoon in one of the rooms of my brother's mansion.

Budget?
1. 10 loaves of Butterfield Bread + Two Crates of Coke = N4500
2. Reception Venue = Free
3. Honeymoon = Free

lmao and falls frm my office chair to the amusement of my colleagues

Abj
Abia
Anambra
Benue...NYSC
Delta
Edo
Enugu
Imo......University
Kaduna
Kastina...pass tru many tyms
Kebbi.....pass tru many tyms
Kogi.......pass tru many tyms
Kwara....pass tru many tyms
Lagos....Live
Nasarawa..pass tru many tyms
Niger
Ondo....pass tru many tyms
Osun....pass tru many tyms
Oyo
Ogun
Rivers
Sokoto place of birth/ nursery/primary/secondary education
Zamfara
........still counting hopefully I should b in AkwaIbom nxt week........
*NB* I speak Hausa, Igbo, Yoruba n Edo.......

I hate 2 hear age is a numba......to any guy dat wants 2 get married I will advice an age difference of 5yrs minimum reason is wen we both get oda, d love n bond will still b dere. It will also prevent being a sugar daddy in d later days of ur life. yeah I am sure some of U came across dat story of a family dat threw dere father out 'cos he claims his wife isnt fresh 4 him anymore.........well in all follow ur hrt man I kno love is ultimate but age is very very very IMPORTANT.

A leader with no shoes.....watch out
No shoe palava!
Hmmmm Naija....

JECU: From ur story,d guy truly loves her.tell ur friend to cool down n reason with d guy.is nt easy to be married to a family dat loves u like ur hubby to be.d guy is simply protecting his ego for nt accepting his sister to sponsor their wedding.everything is nt all about getting married but happy in ur marriage.not all men will still accept u after many tyms of cheating on him,but dis guy did it.the 2 suitors as u said,will dey take d shit d guy took from her flirting ? She shold ask herslf dis question.since d guy was loaded B4,he still want to make it and he will make soon u never can tell.tell ur friend to wait for this guy,he might make it tmro who knwos n she will live to enjoy her marriage cos d guy will value her for staying with him wen he was going thru had tym.marriage is sweet if u wnt it to be.I am enjoying my marriage,I hope she enjoy her by being patient and marrying a guy who love n adore her so much,is nt easy to come by u knw.d ball is in her court.

Great!!!

ZUBY77: Hahahhhaha, tell her to fling more... There is still much time at 28... Uhm a woman at 28 is actually 35 plus dont forget that a guy will always be a guy. Let me sip my LIFE beer, the NBC bought and revtalised it. Tastes like heineken now. Hahahaha

What d hell!! U r damn.....Funny, just fell of frm bed ahhahhahhahhahhhhahhahah what!!!!

Patience
Endurance, NO WAY!!!

YES there are I am a testimony. Y shouldnt I b faithful huh? Abegi there are many faithful men.

maasoap: He depleted our foreign reserve. He emptied excess crude account. Oil price has jumped up compared to OBJ's era. Production of barrels of oil per day is higher than during OBJ's era due to amnesty. Subsidy payment per litre is now half (#35) of what it was used be under Yar'dua (#70) which means more money to the FG's pulse. No more subsidy on kerosine which also means money for the FG. Increased electricity tariffs in June which also means more money to the FG's pulse. Then, one wonders where all this money disappeared to. My people from South South are not even helping the matters, they're being cynical and over protective of Jona. This country will have already gone down (bankrupt) before they realise that Jona is the worst thing that has ever happened to this country.

Yes Bro....U hv said it all. But not until we al Nigerians unite n drive out all this thieves n rogues in d name of governance.....hmmmmmm I fear for Naija. I knew it will come to this but we were all sentimental in d choice of d president. Kudos to ''I hv no shoes'' SHM

grafikii: Blame it on buhari

U r an idiot for spewing rubish. U swallywag.....

lashontae: Lol. I used to have a crush on this guy when I was sharing a flat with his girl. Cool guy, got swag, fresh n clean...everything I wanted in a guy, except that he was dating my witch of a roommate (now former-roommate).
Last Saturday, I ran into him as I was handling some travel stuff and it turned out, we're gonna be in the same city for a week, (I'm staying a week, he's staying longer).
When I sighted him, I was like 'Dayum, give me this guy for breakfast'!
He looked so so yummy! Lol!

And I also didn't miss the fact that this man was literally drooling over me.
Shon, he exclaimed, encasing me in a close hug. Where u been? Missed you! (well, he didn't use the exact words, but close enough, lol).

As a sharp girl and a naughty one too, I noted that the dude was really feeling the girl! Hmmn interesting, I said to myself....
He also told me he's on a break with ex-roomie and he doesn't think they're compatible.
I ain't gonna lie. I feel him too, I've done for a long time. Now, I'm here, unable to concentrate and occasionally glancing at the phone number he scribbled.
To meet up with him or not to?
I know what's gonna happen if I do. I want what's gonna happen if I do...I'm so so tempted but again, I'm a little bit hesitant. Because I really don't want to join issues with my former roommate who BTW is a[b] sadistic witch![/b]

Gosh!

But U sound n look more a WITCH than her..........U cheat!!!

Shygal: imagine dextra! Bt dis is pride

hw?? Dnt get it.

Dextra: Oh Dear me!! I didn't realize i was doing that, I am so sorry. forgive me. Dear Poster, all you need is to be good at what you do and the employers will come looking for you. Beside, I've noticed if you choose the profession that you are destined for you will never struggle in it. You will find a job soon in Jesus Name!

Hahhahhahahhahah Nah.........I hold no grudge against U lol. But U just showed n display humulity n dats really commendable. Thanks 4 ur words 2 d OP n God bless us all. Cheers n happy sunday.

Dextra: Well, with a noble profession like mine, the job was already waiting for me before I finished my clearance at school. lol! They kept calling me 'when are you going to start?' However, within a year, I'd changed 3 jobs each one bigger than the other. Now I think I am in one of the biggest jobs ever but I plan to stay here for only 18 months then I relocate to Canada. Thank you.

U sound 2 b blowing ur truimpet.....huh! Who does nt hv a noble profession?? Just encourage d guy ''OP'' n stop feeling funky mcheeeeeeew.

Logic Mind: what is a hoax?
ol boy it is not o.
we all wrote those letters back then.

Hoax means sumtin dats nt real

See I know we all wrote such letters, but this particular one was written today 4 FUN, n I enjoyed reading it

very funny but the truth is this is a hoax nt REAL. but thanks for making me laugh

I blame d whole scenario on greed, selfishness n wickedness of our present leaders. reason is cause if they kno that stepping dw or resigning can bring peace y nt!!!! rather than allow innocent individuals die painful death in d name of power/politics. may dere souls rest in peace *sobs*

chinwe11: Nairalanders, i have some questions oh. I am getting married in August..............my fiance and i are both working, but the house where he is staying now is having some problems, and might fall soon, so the landlord told them all to evacuate so he can renovate. (The rent was expiring in September anyway) My fiance then decided to use part of the money for the wedding to rent a new house for us. The problem now is, after renting the house, he had to do renovations etc, and now the wedding for the money is almost finished to about 20% left. he is now saying shebi i also have money that i should make up the remaining 80%. Please nairalanders what do you think? Is a woman supposed to pay the bulk money for the wedding?



Afterall what plans did he have for rent after the wedding? I told him to borrow money he said no.

See better understand n get married to a responsible man dat hv plans than come to a public forum complaining n nagging like a kid. i hope u wont nag n insult him in future if eventually u give him d money ........if nt b prepared to remain unmarried or go look for ready made men. mcheeeeeeeew

bin gbagbo: my friend,s fiancee who is 37 is pressurising him to marry her by next month èven though he has no money.i am proud to say i have been feeding this my friend for almost 2 years now n his fiancee is asking him to go for a bank loan to marry her.she sells akara and my friend is unemployed now.advice!!

Y nt d loan for a business rather than a liability called WIFE with marriage as the tool............my 1/2 Kobo.

the N and the O equals(=) NO NO NO NO

festuskol: @cogsej06.
My broda, i won't reply u wt an insult. Do u know why?
Wel
1. Cos it is takes les mental power 2abuse n insult som1 dt has an opposite opinion 2urs,than 2reason in a logical maner or admit any truth in his/her statement.
2. Cos only a slow,dumb, n shallow person who is yet 2understand life wil get upset afta readin ur insults.
3. Cos i actualy feel sad 4u. Cos i beleve it must takes serious talent on ur part 2be prepared 2suffer, in ds country, if gud roads n electricity is not provided.
4. Even u cannot mention 1man dt u wil suggest 2lead ds country 2d promise land. Is it atiku or fashola.
Rwanda had war,we dont hav war YET, but wt boko haram's treat so far shouldn't we realy start preparing 4d day of war?
My guy irespective of bad roads or poor electrity som geniuses wil stil make money.problem cals 4solution. N solutn provided equals money. D more d probs, d more d money.
Oboy buy a new exercise bk,sit down n plan ur life afresh.
Jona is clueles, hopin he wil sudenly becom as smart as obama ,is like u asking God 2change ur skin colour in2 white 2morow.(u go wait tire).
So my broda d solutgon does not lie in their hands, it lies io ours.
But if we also kip on talkin imposibility n (when i get there , i wil CHOP MY OWN 2),
then our own go worse pas their own.
Kindly Think b4 u respond. Tnx.

hahaha............U kno y I laughed, n I am still smiling as I type this is 'cos U NEVER insulted back, n U sound mature in ur response but the truth b told Bro....n that truth is there must be a business friendly environment for any investment. the s u should b asking is; was Nigeria in this mess in the 70s n 80s?? well dont wanna engage in any endless debate but I DUCK now doesnt mean I hv accepted ur believe 2 the happenings in Nigeria. Nonetheless broda dnt feel sad for me 'cos I WILL n CAN NEVER SUFFER in this country nor the universe by GODS grace. cheers n do hv a blissful day ahead.

festuskol: WOW! i feel very sad 4d
future of dis country, going by d comments above of sad,dejected,confused n unmotivated youths. Some of d comments above shows how hopeless many youths hav become. It further shows dt even if these youths see sth dt can help them develop,they wil stil reject it.
No.1 d platform is free. But d most of d speakers, were flow in.
2. If u kip on waitin 4dis govt 2create jobs n electricity 4u 2start a biz, then it shows how shallow n dumb ur thinkin is. Stay there n ur kids wil curse in future when u start givin excuses 4not tryin ur best ,irrepective of d environment.
Now b4 u insult me, pls name 1 man dt u trust 2change dis country. Just one.
Cos personaly i belv we nid 2build a crop of new leaders wt new minds. Innovators, not pple waivin on tins 2b 100percent b4 takin a step(cos any fool can start a biz in an ok environment).
D platform is one of such platform 4buildin great leaders. Remain in fada's house,sleep,eat n point d blamin finger(but rememaer dt 4finger points back 2u at)

U r a fool......kno y 'cos Ur type always go 4 talk shows n clap 2 unheard quotes U hear 4rm d speakers, Ur type hv NEVER tried out any enterpreneurship skills rather U claim 2 hv d technical kno hw of impacting in youths tru ur numerous talk shows n summits. Shame 2 U if U r happy 2 run a biz without electricity, good road etc, well I cant 'cos I dnt run a charity organisation in place of BIZ. U r just doom n dull thinking U were clever making d abv statement U imp.......

intelligen: I tink i ve heard enof of al dis talk..making it luk as if we live in fantasy land...d few oportunities available re cönstantly being xploited by dos dat ve acess to it first hand to d detriment of d poor masses n average nigerian on d streets....n they continue telng us fables...time to ve my siesta jare..am outta here

My broda....U just said it as it is......dey r deceiving theirselves nt me. Just yesterday can U imagine FG telling graduates 2 create jobs rather than populating. How can dey wen dere r no good roads, electricity, access 2 loans n incentives, basic amenities etc....after selecting few youths 4 a scheme dey will annouce 2 d whole world dat dey are gonna create dis n dat, total Rubbish!!! Talk, talk, talk n dey keep depriving lots of youths dat ladder 2 step up. Well d bad news 4 dem is dat I am climbing n will definately get dere all in Gods grace. Foolish old folks who went to skool on scholarships, graduated with jobs waiting 4 dem turned Naija into a war zone n refuse bin. Mcheeeeeeew SMH.

barba: beta go bak 2skul so dat u wuld b tot of hw 2 comment on a public forum.When ur mends nd d likes of Asaris were terrorizing d nation, nobody generalized it 2d 9ja deltans or xtians.Be objectiv in ur comments!!

Will U shut up!!! Did dey ever killed innocent pple Did dey steal frm banks Better hide ur head in shame........Rubbish n nonsense talk 4rm an IMP like U trying 2 justify sumone's comment. Rubbish!!!

Beyoung Our Dreams characters were Chief odietee i.e alex osifo, aniet i.e benita nzeribe, spako, After the Storm characters include stanly obasele, teacher chike. N offcourse the masquerade

ogbeche77: U are a cele member
and u are going for baptism and uupdate 'elegushi beach tinz'.# Godiswatchingu"

Ahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahahha my belle ooooooo

sunnshyn: You spent 500k on ur birthday, ur r unemployed and ur bf earns 40k monthly...#GodisWatchingYou.

You sit at ur backyard taking cool breeze because there's no electricity and u update:"Ocean View tins on Point" as ur status message on bbm....#GodisSeriouslyWatchingYou

Ur sitting on a bus going to Oshodi and u update: I'm driving, no pings pls...#GodisWatchingYou.

You enter GT Bank to Poo and u update ur dm: Talking with my Accounts officer....#haaa GodisReallyWatchingYou

Your 18, dating a woman of 55 and u update ur pm: "its cold I'm missing my baby", Is dat ur baby or ur grandmother? #GodisWatchingYou.

Ahhaahahahhahahhahahahha falls frm my bed with laughing tears all over.......#Godiswatchingme. But U r really funny lol