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SportsRe: Player Rating - Nigeria Vs Zambia by CohenJane: 10:16pm On Jan 25, 2013
coogar: i doubt you have ever played football at the top level.
what you think is simple is not that simple - the required weight must be applied. if it's less, emenike won't get the ball and if the weight is more, then the ball would run out of play.
what are you talking about? he just simply did what is expected of him. there was nothing spectacular about the pass.
SportsRe: Nigeria V Burkina Fasso - The Premier League Has Destroyed Our Football by CohenJane: 11:28pm On Jan 22, 2013
GOZILLA: Op, ur points are useless. Seriously can you sit down and watch athletic bilboa and hercules play? Spanish league is boring abeg! Or why did u think the whole world comes to a standstill when barca and R.madrid play? Its because those are the teams that matter in that league. Blame the NFF for their inability to package our league not the EPL!
Your thought are incoherent ... you have not made any point
IslamRe: Do You Observe Your 5 Daily Salat? by CohenJane: 2:49pm On Jan 22, 2013
Is this question necessary for a Muslim, as in a Muslim?
Christianity EtcRe: 79-year-old Lady Sues Redeemed Church For Noise Pollution by CohenJane: 2:22pm On Jan 22, 2013
Bélla3: Very interesting... Places of worship should learn to respect other peoples ears...
Speaking of which.. I should probably drag the mosque near my house to court bt for my safety.
Mosque don't make that much of noise. Except you want to be mischievous. After the call to prayer, there is nothing more the mosque does. As a matter of fact, their supposedly noise only last for five minutes. Besides, any mosque that makes noise is not doing the right thing. It is when the Alphas want to make money that make that much of noise that will disturb anybody.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Sociedad Defeats Barcelona 3 - 2 On 19th January 2013 by CohenJane: 8:27pm On Jan 19, 2013
[size=32pt]Thank God O![/size]
PoliticsRe: Your Thoughts On Jonathan's Comment At Police College, Ikeja? by CohenJane: 12:52pm On Jan 19, 2013
Sagamite: The main issue there is not what he said, it is the virtually nothing or incompetence that you are guaranteed he would do afterwards.

Anyone with a brain would do the following as basic:

- Order for the police budget obtained for the training college for at least the last 6 years.
- Call those in charge of the budget to come and explain how the budgetary allocation was utilised.
- If no tally with what is on the ground, suspend/retrench those responsible for the budget.
- Ask for the performance appraisal of those suspended and retrenched.
- Any of their superiors that has appraised them as performing during that period should be suspended or retrenched too.
- Get lawyers to advise on presidential powers and see if you have the powers to probe their private lives.
- If no powers, get your party members to raise a bill to give that power.
- Probe the police officers lives and compare with their salaries, anything over they cannot explain is seized or forfeited.
- Then take them to court and send them to jail.

I can guarantee you that the person you are defending would not do half of that basic. He is way too daft. I came up with that in less than 10 minutes. The person you call President cannot come up with that in 3 years. He is a FOOOOOL!
I felt very sorry when I read your post quoted above. I felt sorry for your innocence. My conclusion is that it is either you are either not residing in this country, you are not a citizen of this country or you have left the country in a long time.

You know what, all those things can never happen in Nigeria, I'm sorry to disappoint you.
PoliticsRe: Bakare Attacks Lagos Over N72m Land Charge by CohenJane: 10:17pm On Jan 17, 2013
bookface: Seriously? Who knew that the maths involved was this complex?

Thanks man, we all couldn't have solved it on our own.
Somebody actually asked for it. But you are welcome anyway
PoliticsRe: Bakare Attacks Lagos Over N72m Land Charge by CohenJane: 10:14pm On Jan 17, 2013
Kamsy10: did you really type this and someone actually clicked the like botton? wao

Who's in charge of the state. abi the state is another human being? smh
You see, can you see where you are getting it wrong?

Fashola once said it, when he was asked about the sustainability of all the work he's doing. He said we should rather allow institutions to work rather than focusing on individuals.

Now, where is that guy that castigated me for my 'complex' maths? Can he see that some people don't understand somethings unless and except you spell it out?
PoliticsRe: Bakare Attacks Lagos Over N72m Land Charge by CohenJane: 9:49pm On Jan 17, 2013
slim fit :
Fashola need to come and defend himself this time around for real.
Over what? Na Fashola collect the money?

Learn to differentiate individuals from institutions.
PoliticsRe: Bakare Attacks Lagos Over N72m Land Charge by CohenJane: 9:48pm On Jan 17, 2013
Sam Milla: No need for abuse Prof, your K formular is more confusing. Simplify your life and stop emulating oyibos
Have you forgotten that there are kindergartens here, those 'first to comment' dudes? How will they understand if I don't do the 'K' thing. Anyway, sorry for the caustic tongue ... that was a bad habit I picked up on the 'land'
PoliticsRe: Bakare Attacks Lagos Over N72m Land Charge by CohenJane: 9:38pm On Jan 17, 2013
Sam Milla: Is this how you solved % problems in school? No wonder half of Nigerians are confused.
What happened to 72million times 100 divided by 5.? You could have easily come to the same answer.
I had people like you in mind. So that you will easily understand. Ode
PoliticsRe: Bakare Attacks Lagos Over N72m Land Charge by CohenJane: 9:11pm On Jan 17, 2013
lawyer: These are half truths! For it to be 72 million, the land must be in a very high profile area and the square meters must be in so many hectares for that land before it came to that price and am sure the price he would sell 1 plot or property after he is done will surpass N72 million per plot. So he should state the area exactly and rhe square meters before we criticize Lagos state or not!
You have my thumbs up for that. By the way, the pastor should have told us how much exactly he bought the land for the Govt charge of 5% to have amounted to 72million naira. If my maths does not fail me, I think the land should worth 14,400,000,000. i.e. 1.4billion. Aba, pastor? So, you don't wanna pay tax on that huge sum, how will the wealth trickle down? See how you come open your yansh!

Here is the Maths, Change of Subject:
5/100 *(K) = 72,000,000 (multiply 5 by k)
5K/100 = 72,000,000
5K = 72,000,000*100 (multiply both sides by 100)
5K = 7,200,000,000
K = (7,200,000,000)/5 (divide both sides by 5)
K = 1,440,000,000
PoliticsRe: Bakare Attacks Lagos Over N72m Land Charge by CohenJane: 9:06pm On Jan 17, 2013
earthgreeners: EQUALITY....
Good Job by the Lagos State Government......

PTB didn't state the worth of the land, I'm sure LASG didnt charge him in excess of what is actually on ground...He is not the first to pay and won't be the last..

The Law is the Law, if u aint satisfied..Go to Ikeja High Court
1000+ likes at the boldened
PoliticsRe: Fashola Sacks Contractor Over Slow Road Construction by CohenJane: 9:19pm On Jan 16, 2013
Dee60: WHAT ABOUT OZUMBA MBADIWE STREET IN VI/LAGOS? SHEER INSENSITIVITY TO LEAVE SUCH A MAJOR ROAD CLOSED DOWN FOR MORE THAN 12 MONTHS.
You are merely showing your ignorance guy.

The work for OZUMBA, at the moment, is off site. Dust your project management book for better understanding of that
PoliticsRe: Fashola Sacks Contractor Over Slow Road Construction by CohenJane: 9:17pm On Jan 16, 2013
abhosts: What about the Lekki Expressway? Why has Fashola not Sacked LCC despite the terribly slow pace of Work?
Which part of Lekki Expressway are you talking about?

You see, now i know why some threads degenerate into abusiveland instead of nairaland. Can you imagine what you have just said?
PoliticsRe: Fashola Denies Obtaining $15m From Export-import Bank by CohenJane: 9:09pm On Jan 16, 2013
seunpinky: Nice reponse by our governor... Buh wait a minute, his he trying 2 tell us dat he bought 32 fire fighting engines for 15million dollarshuh?? shocked lipsrsealed
Is that too small or too much?

Do you know what a fire engine is? it is not the one used in making fire in your grandma's kitchen o!
PoliticsRe: Presidency Begs Buhari To Settle Abati Libel Suit Out Of Court by CohenJane: 8:37pm On Jan 13, 2013
maclatunji: :

Where in the report is exchange of money mentioned as part of the out of court settlement? Obviously, you have comprehension issues
.

goodmike7: Sharrap there!!
So you mean that thief and terrorist will settle out of court without no money exchange involved,then you must be daft,if he were sincere he would have gone ahead with the suit na,you are indeed a daft and blind follower.
at the boldened, the guy actually has comprehension issues
CareerRe: University Courses That Are Waste Of Time by CohenJane: 9:24am On Jan 12, 2013
agabasam: Whenever i c d quote "no knowledge is wasted" i wonder who z decieving who....a knowledge u cant apply is wasted.............like going to d university to study dancing,really makes no sense to me...thats a natural talent...u develop it by joining groups....check all the top artist..hw many of dem attended a higher institution...and among d few dat attended,hw many studied theatre art or music......anoda of such study field is human kinetics, everydy u c dem playin futball as a form of lecture, or tennis...really funny....abeg jor.....
You got it wrong there dear, I mean at the boldened. Who told you human kinetics is all about dancing? Infact, it is actually called 'human kinetics and health education'. Wait until you have the brake out of epidemic in your area before you know their relevance. Apply to the UN with your degree in HKEE and check the outcome. (I'm not saying you'll get instant job though)

You may as well want to say Epidemiology is also a waste of time.

You see, my take on this discussion is that there is no course that is a waste of time, it is you that determines what you make of your knowledge
EducationRe: Best NECO, SSCE Candidate Gets Anambra Scholarship by CohenJane: 10:46pm On Jan 11, 2013
NRI PRIEST: But they did so after Peter Obi started it. Basicly,the learned from him.
Olodo. So, Peter Obi was in Gov in 1999 when Lagos was returning Missionary Schools. Anyway, may be you are just an SSS3 kid that has access to the internet. So, let me forgive you my boy. But next time, cross check your fact before you comment, ok? Good night, O ya go and sleep. Mumy is calling you.
PoliticsRe: Oyinlola Sacked As PDP National Secretary by CohenJane: 10:34pm On Jan 11, 2013
free13: All the tribal bigots are out defending oyinlola. tongue
I have not seen anyone defending Oyinlola here. Abi, am I missing something? You must have been the bigot then?
PoliticsRe: Oyinlola Sacked As PDP National Secretary by CohenJane: 10:22pm On Jan 11, 2013
dridowu: Oyinlola Mind ; I guess opposition is @ wok, dy are using Tinubu Jugde, dat is y i was sack
.

Table Leg :
SMH ... you are an embarrassment to the human race!
@Table Leg; E be like say you no go school? So, you not differentiate sarcasm from reality? M.U.M.U na him you be
PoliticsRe: How NLC And TUC Betrayed #occupynigeria: An Insider Account by CohenJane: 7:05am On Jan 11, 2013
bugsy80: you don't need to be a genius to know NLC and TUC sold out during the #OCCUPYNIGERIA protest.
Exactly.

But wait o, will this country ever be good? You know, I'm just confused!
SportsBreaking New: Eagles List For AFCON by CohenJane(op): 11:37pm On Jan 09, 2013
Goalkeepers:
Vincent Enyeama (Maccabi Tel Aviv, Israel);
Austin Ejide (Hapoel Be’er Sheba, Israel);
Chigozie Agbim(Enugu Rangers, Nigeria)

Defenders:
Elderson Echiejile (SC Braga, Portugal);
Juwon Oshaniwa (Ashdod FC, Israel);
Joseph Yobo (Fenerbahce, Turkey);
Efe Ambrose (Celtic FC, Scotland);
Azubuike Egwuekwe (Warri Wolves, Nigeria);
Kenneth Omeruo (ADO Den Haag, Netherlands);
Godfrey Oboabona (Sunshine Stars, Nigeria)

Midfielders:
John Mikel Obi (Chelsea FC, England);
Nosa Igiebor (Real Betis, Spain);
Ogenyi Onazi (SS Lazio, Italy);
Obiora Nwankwo (Calcio Padova, Italy);
Fegor Ogude (Valerenga FC, Norway);
Reuben Gabriel (Kano Pillars, Nigeria);

Forwards:
Ahmed Musa ( CSKA Moscow, Russia);
Emmanuel Emenike (Spartak Moscow, Russia);
Victor Moses (Chelsea FC, England);
Sunday Mba (Enugu Rangers, Nigeria);
Ikechukwu Uche (Villarreal FC, Spain);
Brown Ideye (Dynamo Kyiv, Ukraine);
Ejike Uzoenyi (Enugu Rangers, Nigeria)

Source: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/01/breaking-news-keshi-releases-final-list-for-nations-cup/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter
EducationRe: FEC Approves 3 New Universities For Northern Nigeria by CohenJane: 7:50pm On Jan 09, 2013
Ada Nri1: The problem is that northerners don't even have problem getting admitted to the already existing unis. But in the south some ppl spend years waiting, so its not realistic to create more unis there.
You are sensible. That's just the truth.
SportsRe: Nigerians May Miss Out On Watching The 2013 Nations Cup by CohenJane: 5:53pm On Jan 09, 2013
semid4lyfe: Seriously, I wanted to tear into you but I'll refrain cos I'm a mod.

So I'll just ask you a question. . .how many Nigerians have DSTV?
It seems you are not in tune with reality. With the recent launch of Startimes and Dstv mini, less and less people watch local tv. there is other one (i have forgotten the name) it shows ghana stations, and people will watch it from there
PoliticsRe: Lagos Light Rail Will Be Ready In June – Fashola by CohenJane: 11:52am On Jan 09, 2013
thelastPope: This is the reason why people will continue to call all you ACN sychophants out. The level of propaganda you do is just shameful ...
bla bla bla

Well, in as much as you may seem to be making sense to others, I'm afraid you aren't making sense to me.

In project management, government projects in particular, it is necessary to engage the citizens with the pace of work as it goes on, and in the present time, through the opportunity availed us by the social media.

Mind you, the comments could have gone either way, commendation or condemnation. It all depends on the level of trust the citizens have for the day's government in the first place or the way the citizens perceive the government's actions, attitudes and intentions.

If this project were to be the Fed Govt. project, I'm pretty sure it would gotten more knocks than praises ... the reason is because of past government's failure in project completion.
PoliticsRe: Sokoto, Katsina Top List Of Poor States... by CohenJane: 6:44am On Jan 08, 2013
FreeGlobe: LWKM......... THE STATISTICIAN GENERAL YEMI KALE!!!!!!!!


WHEN WILL THESE FOLKS STOP TAKING THE WHOLE COUNTRY FOR A RIDE, THINKING WE BELIEVE THEIR BULLSHYTE STATS. THIS DOES NOT REPRESENT WHAT IS ON GROUND! THIS WHOLE STUFF IS BULLSHYTE AND BOTH POLITICALLY AND ETHNICALLY MOTIVATED. NO WONDER I RUSHED TO CHECK THE PERSON IN CHARGE WHEN THE WHOLE LIST STARTED GETTING FUNNY AND WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED.

THRASH STATS.
So, in your mind of minds, this is what you could come up with? Because the DG is yoruba (or from a particular tribe) makes the presentation a useless one?

We are actaully sitting on a time bomb, I swell. with people like you, boko haram is a child's play.
PoliticsRe: Sokoto, Katsina Top List Of Poor States... by CohenJane: 6:40am On Jan 08, 2013
rodeo0070: According to the records, unemployment was least in Osun followed by Kwara and Lagos.
SOURCE: www.punchng.com/news/sokoto-katsina-top-list-of-poor-states/
what do you expect ... you can never be unemployed in lagos if you are innovative ... checking people's weight and bp at #50 per person is enough for your daily meal
PoliticsRe: Katsina Gov’s Wife Orders Sack Of LG Staff by CohenJane: 6:29pm On Jan 07, 2013
Sattie: Is there anything like Office of the First Lady in the Nigerian Constitution? Aboki won't stop disgracing Nigeria. All these LAMAS should be packed together & be given a name (Country). They need to live afar from us. Am fed up with them. Lol.
In as much as I hate that nonsense, I mean at the boldened, but I can't but just continue to laugh. you are too funny
CrimeRe: Designer Shaun Akanbi Stabbed To Death In The UK by CohenJane: 6:22pm On Jan 07, 2013
babyosisi: Coogar this is not a very responsible statement to make
I believe investigations are still on
See how you have already pronounced the victim guilty.
Do you know him personally?
Why would a founder of a clothing line be a gang member?
How many 26 year olds are this responsible?
I don't see anything irresponsible from what the guy have said. he said it is possible and i think that's true
SportsRe: Nigeria’s 50 Greatest Footballers Of All Time By Supersports by CohenJane: 3:53pm On Jan 06, 2013
Shinor: Dombraye.
Godwin Odiye.
Sam Ojebode.
Haruna Ilerika
Dan Anyam
Joe Erico
Mutiu Adepoju
Edobor
guy, you well at all with you and this your (Eddy) Dombraye?

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