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Martinosi stop derailing.Mods,can you please put this martinosi in check

Iya witch you haven't answered my question o

Martinosi abeg chill & let us learn.@Iya witch,what if I use a condom on a witch would that help  

Roland17:
I am putting on my favorite spike shoes, the tin sabi carry me far oooo

guy you better move into one of the shelters now while you can

Bawss1:
Shouldn't this thread be in the, say, Travel section? It's so out of place here in Politics.

Travel section Maybe foreign affairs.But I think it's alright here for now,it can be moved later

^^Now why would I want to ridicule you? To what purpose?I don't even know you.What you just exhibited is a common trait with Nigerians.When you try to correct them they simply fly into a fit; 'do you think you're better than me?' 'look at this small boy,you want to teach me my job?' 'you have no respect for your elders abi'. Reh,reh,reh,bla,bla,bla.So no surprises there

Wow !I didn't realise a simple correction could land one in serious trouble.See as my body dey (((shake)))

chamber2:
Check out this thread and see to yourself people's interview experiences, especially the freshers;
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-129847.0.html

See for yourself.Now I understand

dipo+:
At least we are making consented efforts at improving

Concerted young man,it's concerted!Jheeze!I give up

chamber2:
Nigerians are always quick to jump into conclusion. This is supposed to be an interview where even a well trained 1st class material is likely to fumble. I could remember my first interview experience. If the interviewer had asked me my name on that day i would have fumbled not to talk of spelling ENCOUNTER.

So, it could probably be interview tension. But, one cannot conclude until further investigation or insight is provided

Abeg leave mata.What kind of interview fright would affect you so much,you can't even express yourself properly?

Amebo abeg no mind dem jor.Just dey give us the inside koko for our reading delight .In any event,whether Lovely is telling the truth & the so called prince is lying or whether it is the other way round;something just doesn't sit right with the whole scenario

This is a step in the right direction by the minister.Be that as it may, I am hard pressed to call this action a sack,more like a redeployment.

blink182:
the Minister of Power, Prof. Barth Nnaji, Wednesday ordered the immediate removal of the Chief Executive Officer, CEO, Mr Mohammed Almu.

Vanguard investigation revealed that the embattled CEO is now to work in the Power Holding Company of Nigeria, PHCN, Abuja head office, where he would be monitored closely.

@Op you sound very much like the 'i'm the head of this house & I have my wife's permission to say so' kinda person.Yes she very much taking you for granted.It's not so much the fact that you had to vacate your room for her sis;professor or not,it's the fact that she did not divulge this information to you on time in a bid to give you ample time to make the necessary arrangements like buying a new bed etc,etc.
I'm sure your wife's sister must have made her feelings known about the visit & your wife must have waved it off with an 'it doesn't matter,he won't mind after all I run the place'.If you don't start putting your foot down now & stamping your authority,i'm sorry you don't have a prayer

Is it because there's no God in Ghana i no fit shout

blank:
According to Nigerian Tax laws, the person has to pay minimum tax. It is a flat rate.

Please can you cite the relevant portion(s) of that law?

Mr knorkles/marcus/udbryon what's the point of multiple ids?To what purpose?
@topic,the sentors should first present their certificates.I can guarantee half the senators' certificates are forged

D'Banj is an entertainer not a moralist or a spiritual uplifting singer.This has been his style since he hit the limelight & he's not about to change.If you're looking for songs with morals do not look D'Banj's way because you'll be wasting your time.So just enjoy the 'nonsense',I know it's nonsense but I can't help it cuz i'm an oliver,oliver,oliver twist

Na wa o!Another administration,another 'vision',another 'agenda',another 'blueprint'.Oga o!

So staying out late automatically qualifies a female as a commercial sex worker? Oga o!And besides why arrest love pedlars in the first place,is that the government's most pressing problem?Bloody hypocrites

Kobojunkie:
What will you do? Insult me like you have done so many times before now? That seems what your"PEDIGREE" shows you capable of.  Are you going to attack me like so about 10,000 others , including your person, who have gone through here have done and failed before now(wonder why no one seems to learn it does not accomplish much else but reveal how low-thinking the one throwing the insults can be), for having a differing opinion? You have some serious growing up to do there . .

Really? OH I AM SCARED!!!!

I never argue with i diots,they bring you down to their level & beat you with experience.But i'll make an exception of you.Again you're strongly advised to stay in your lane,I don't suffer fools gladly.Seriously i'd be struggling to enter a battle of wits with someone who can't string a proper sentence devoid of egregious blunders but I guess i'll have to get off my high horse & put you in your place.You be draft message o,I no send you

Kobojunkie:
^^^  No be Nigeria where this thing dey popular again? does it all have to be a POINT for you? Since when it is AGAINST the substance you are made off for someone else to snicker? Abegi no get yourself a life out there if this is the best you know to do here today!!!

I'd strongly suggest you think through & through properly about what you're about to start.I'm the wrongest person to come against on here.Go check my pedigree,this is fair warning

^Did you just repeat that,or is this a glitch?If you did,to what purpose,to reinforce a point?It is needless & totally unnecessary

edicolove:
If you read the full article, you should have seen that IBB insulted him. Please go and read the full article again.

What was his proposed solution in the song? Have you ever seen any other musician sing that about their country? Idris should be tied to a bed and flogged. You dont insult your country no matter what. God bless Nigeria

You must be high on something cheap

nakedall:
nothing good can comes out of a blackmen!

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In as much as I find your comment distasteful & your grammar detestable,I dare say there is a modicum of truth in what you have just said.I have never seen a more anti-progressive set of people in my entire life & sojourn on this earth.No love for one another,just pure hatred,wickedness,evil &diabolic thoughts,pestilence,retrogression,did I mention wicked?
Take these two senile fools for instance that are the subject of the thread.Both of em had the opportunity to place Nigeria on the world map,yet they chose to plunder & pillage the country.Crippling the economy & leaving it in a comatose state,impoverishing the rest of us.Yet they walk about freely & still have the audacity to insult our intelligence with their opprobrium.This can only happen in the black race,no other race would tolerate this type of unbridled 'in your face' arrogance.I dey vex

Nigerian DUI Laws
By Michael Wolfe, eHow Contributor


Nigeria has several laws related to driving under the influence.
Nigeria is infamous for having some of the most dangerous driving conditions in the world. A major oil-producing country, Nigeria's gasoline is exceedingly cheap, allowing many poor residents the ability to drive. However, the poor quality of Nigeria's roads, as well as the lack of enforcement of penalties against drunk driving, has led to a large number of accidents.

Driving under Alcohol/Drug Influence
According to the Tropical Journal of Pharmaceutical Research, Nigeria has a single law against drunk driving. Under the country's federal traffic code, all individuals who are under the influence "to the extent as to be incapable of having proper control of the vehicle" shall be penalized. However, as the article points out, unlike most other countries, Nigeria does not specify a specific blood alcohol level that individuals cannot surpass while driving. The authors of the article argue that this makes it nearly legally impossible for authorities to successfully prosecute an individual for drunken driving, as they have no legal definition of impairment.

Dangerous Driving
According to the Federal Road Safety Commission, Nigeria's reigning authority on driving and traffic laws, the country also has a statute against "dangerous driving." However, like the law against drunken driving, this law is relatively subjective. According to Chinedu Vincent Akuta, writing in Nigeria's "Daily Sun" newspaper, authorities seldom enforce these laws, leading to a high number of accidents.

State Laws
While the federal law against the consumption of alcohol while driving is vague and poorly enforced, several Nigerian state governments have taken action to stem the accidents caused by drunk driving. According the African news website All Africa, in April 2010, Governor Gabriel Suswam of Benue state declared that local and national law enforcement officials had been authorized to penalize anyone who consumes alcohol at motor parks and attempts to operate a vehicle. However, alcohol consumption while outside of motor parks remained largely legal.

Reform
Calls both international and local have come for Nigeria to more strictly enforce their DUI laws. According to the Tropical Journal of Pharmaceutical Research, the implementation of a law that clearly spelled out the legal blood alcohol content limit of drivers would lead to fewer traffic accidents. An opinion piece in the Daily Sun also calls for stricter penalties and the regular implementation of breathalyzer tests for drivers in accidents



Read more: Nigerian DUI Laws | eHow.com http://www.ehow.com/list_6850274_nigerian-dui-laws.html#ixzz1Vf2lKP00

sadyeek:
He's giving her too much power, which as a result would cloud her judgments. It doesn't help that she's a woman also.

Excuse me please can you keep your sexist thoughts to yourself it is totally unnecessary here.Anyways methinks it's too early to pop the champagne,until I begin to see very real & genuine change(s) in the way we do business.Until then I'm holding on to my 5 star ratings

The Lagos SG should approve tougher sanctions for landlords whose buildings collapse as well as enact tough building plans to checkmate this recurrent problem of collapsed buildings.Some of these landlords have no regard for human lives,they use the cheapest & 'fakest' building materials & charge some skyscraping rents.

fijiano202:
most of the topic on the front page are plain rubbi*h and stup*d,i dont know why nairaland cares more abt politics nowadays

And that is rubbish & st upid to you?I don't know what else to say to you,it's way too early to begin firing on all cylinders.For those complaining about irrelevant topics making the HP all you need do is just to sift through the topics & click on what interests you.What you call irrelevant might just be what tickles someone else's fancy.

^^No need to interpret,na gane abun da ka fada.Ba shaka,ba abun da za ka yi a ce ya yi

^^Funny you're online & still asking for a website.Why not click on this site,you might just get all the info you need;

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^^Elizade is the name of the Toyota dealership in Nigeria.Headed by Michael Ojo

Na wa o!Damned if you do,damned if you don't.there was a time when it was just one topic a day on the homepage & everyone was complaining bitterly.Now several topics make the homepage & they're complaining again.Human nature,oma se o!