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FamilyRe: Help Mrs. Eniola Daramola by cold(m): 12:28am On Feb 25, 2011
How come everybody corroborating this story are newbies with less than 150 posts.This is too cloak & dagger for me,something ain't right.
FamilyRe: Rats: How Do I Get Rid Of These Rats! by cold(m): 10:14pm On Feb 24, 2011
^^You wld have left 8000 birds for some nuseating pests?Are u kidding me
FamilyRe: Rats: How Do I Get Rid Of These Rats! by cold(m): 10:08pm On Feb 24, 2011
Ma guy no be small tin o,i suffered grin.But i follow dem fire for fire
FamilyRe: Rats: How Do I Get Rid Of These Rats! by cold(m): 9:50pm On Feb 24, 2011
When i was still running a poultry i suffered from the op's predicament.Ol' boy those rats were a menace,i'd arrive the poultry one morning and discover a chicken had been decapitated  shocked no exaggerations.So i consulted some of my customers on how they preserve their eggs from rats & one of them recommended some kind of poison,it's called shayin bera (rat tea).It's bluish in color,you sprinkle it in water and put it in strategic places.The first time I tried it i arrived the next day & counted 112 dead rats  shocked.It worked like magic,the next day 89 & the next 64 it kept decreasing to the barest minimum cuz in truth you can't entirely decimate a rat population around a farm.

When they start to avoid the water i'll apply it all over fish or sprinkle it in cracked eggs & also through crevices whilst patching up holes & fumigating breeding grounds.Damn!Those days were hectic  cheesy
RomanceRe: The Value Of A Woman, By Advocator. by cold(m): 11:55pm On Feb 23, 2011
This thread has potentials.The op reminds me of . . .umm can't rememba his name now, who was active 2008-09.Dayum!That dude was something else.I'll be watching this space. . .
CelebritiesRe: Uche Jombo -’yoruba Speaking Actors Do Not Respect Us. by cold(m): 1:14pm On Feb 23, 2011
Unless there's some more serious underlying issues.If the 'disrespect' in this case is based on who should initiate the exchange of pleasantries then it just too petty & trivial to be worthy of any discourse.
RomanceRe: Can't Figure If My Girlfriend Is Interested In Marrying Me This Year. by cold(m): 12:33am On Feb 23, 2011
@Op please take all that love blindfold off your eyes for a moment & take a realistic view of this charade (cuz that's what it is)
*You have seen her parents & they're aware of your intentions.Yet she hasn't seen yours.
*You got her a ring she doesn't see fit to wear & show off to her friends.
*She refuses to play all the romantic niceties you'd had preferred her play with you
*She get's cross with you over trifles
*'You love her so much' but she only likes you
*You're 36 (& desperate to tie the knot) & she's 23 (& still blvs she has her life ahead of her)

C'mon man,need i say more.At your age I assume you should know better.The way i see it,you're just desperate to get married cuz you're probably thinking time isn't on your syd coupled with parental & peer pressure (probably thinking of the number of best man roles you have played) I can relate.But clearly that girl is not for you,if you love a girl more than she loves you then that relationship is doomed from the onset.

Ol' boy see rambling cheesy
Music/RadioRe: Ruggedman Set To Launch Album In Abuja by cold(m): 9:37pm On Feb 22, 2011
dammiecool:
@tical

u too post your own, i wan luku luku like luuuukman jaji grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy wink tongue
Haa!my hand no dey o grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Police Secure Release Of Abducted Ondo Monarch by cold(m): 9:21pm On Feb 21, 2011
^^smells like bullshitt-then it must be bullshitt
RomanceRe: I Feel Like Accusing Her But I Dont Want To Spoil Her Day! by cold(m): 9:19pm On Feb 21, 2011
U neva c anytin.How old u say u b again undecided
RomanceRe: I Feel Like Accusing Her But I Dont Want To Spoil Her Day! by cold(m): 8:50pm On Feb 21, 2011
Ztransform:
Thanx Mz, I would definitely ask her whom he is. I can tell when sm1 is lying so if she does I'll knw.
yeah ryt.Bruv just go ahead continue living the lie we all luv to liv when we refuse to face the cold hard truth
RomanceRe: I Feel Like Accusing Her But I Dont Want To Spoil Her Day! by cold(m): 8:26pm On Feb 21, 2011
M M M:
bros just go ahead and spoil her day.
Abi o grin
RomanceRe: I Feel Like Accusing Her But I Dont Want To Spoil Her Day! by cold(m): 8:12pm On Feb 21, 2011
@op you already know the truth but you want us to help you reinforce it;YES you're not the only one involved here.I can't even say she's cheating on u cuz this relationship lacks any serious foundation.It might even be that both of u are cheating on the other guy.
She's keeping both options open so when the main tyre deflates-she has a spare tyre to carry on
Ma guy our pple talk say the truth dey bitter but we must talk am.Goat no dey strangle eself wen elder dey around.Drop her like 'it's' hot.Nuff said
CelebritiesRe: Original Picture Of Omotola At The Grammies. Original v2 by cold(m): 8:01pm On Feb 21, 2011
pipz:
HABA!!!! Omo Sexy, that is supposed to be your husband's only enterprise & u dear allow another man to own it, just like that!!!, this is ungodly, u are supposed to be sharia'd
If the guy rested his hand on the transformer just before the picture was taken, then what's Omotola to do take his hands off her backside in the full glare of the public?Even if she felt uncomfortable (which is difficult to know)she wldn't have shown it.The discretion lies with the man & not Omotola in this case.
My own be say,dat portruding belle no do her figure justice at all & she didn't get any favors from her arms either.

Tokotaya:
This is all so hilarious. OP said picture is photoshopped. Posters are still busy convincing him it is fake huh grin
I tire for dere mata huh grin
PoliticsRe: One Of The Party Should Please Summit My Name For President Adesegun Musiwa by cold(m): 6:48pm On Feb 21, 2011
aisha2:
Sai ya yi
Walahi talahi,sai ya yi tongue
PoliticsRe: Police Secure Release Of Abducted Ondo Monarch by cold(m): 6:43pm On Feb 21, 2011
We're yet to see the last of these arnachic tendencies.These militants are bound to strike again & this time,it could get really bloody.
PoliticsRe: One Of The Party Should Please Summit My Name For President Adesegun Musiwa by cold(m): 6:25pm On Feb 21, 2011
Yara wa ku kai so-Becomrich mu ke so grin
Music/RadioRe: Ruggedman Set To Launch Album In Abuja by cold(m): 10:13am On Feb 21, 2011
^^ cheesy my dear as i no dey naija how i go do
Music/RadioRe: Ruggedman Set To Launch Album In Abuja by cold(m): 11:00pm On Feb 20, 2011
Can you pls upload some pics from the show for our viewing pleasure wink cheers
Nairaland GeneralRe: Are Nigerian Gate-fees reasonable?: Vote Please by cold(m): 10:17pm On Feb 19, 2011
If you don't patronise p*rostitutes they'll be out of business,simples
SportsRe: Babayaro Declared Bankrupt •chased By Creditors In Uk by cold(m): 4:55pm On Feb 19, 2011
Saga na me u dey talk to lyk dat angry no let me catchu 4 corner o
SportsRe: Babayaro Declared Bankrupt •chased By Creditors In Uk by cold(m): 10:39am On Feb 19, 2011
I call it Pentecostal insanity.This abhorrent,fraudulent & unacceptable angry
FamilyRe: Uncle Wants To Sleep With My Wife by cold(m): 10:25am On Feb 19, 2011
Aturu idoma?Hahaha,that's a new one cheesy onye Mbaise carry go,your head dey there grin
PoliticsRe: Boarding Facilities For Almajiris Of The Northern Part Of Nigeria - Gej by cold(m): 4:48am On Feb 19, 2011
^^Dude calm the fck down.You're trying really hard to sound intelligent & in the process making some nonsensical blunders which i'm sure you'd blame on your keyboard.You have said so much & in all honesty-said nothing.What is your point exactly undecided
RomanceRe: I Want To Eat Him Mugu. by cold(m): 3:10am On Feb 19, 2011
dat one dey,we go arrange very soon.i mean very,very soon.
RomanceRe: I Want To Eat Him Mugu. by cold(m): 3:05am On Feb 19, 2011
190:
[color=deeppink]^^ bros mzdarkskin nor let me comot ooh

i go dodge comot tomorrow sha!!

i dey enter iglu

you go fit fall in there--[/color]
cheesy most likely.i dey bizy sef,she just dey crash mesef don dey wasted  cool
RomanceRe: I Want To Eat Him Mugu. by cold(m): 2:56am On Feb 19, 2011
^^guy e be lyk say u no fall out this nite
RomanceRe: I Want To Eat Him Mugu. by cold(m): 2:42am On Feb 19, 2011
^^Well . . . until we get the full details you can't conclude that the dude was just tryna play her.This might just be a case of mistaken intentions (whatever that means) you never know
RomanceRe: I Want To Eat Him Mugu. by cold(m): 2:17am On Feb 19, 2011
eatme:
Listen you incompetent mor.on. The major issue at hand isnt his finances/the letter of invitation.  It's the fact he's trying to con me into a false marriage, intentionally ruin my life for his selfish gain! I'm purposely omitting to disclose some of the ruthless antics he has utilized to carry out his mission.
Why dont you spill all,afterall this a faceless forum-atleast for most.We cld learn a thang or two from you

p.s Ragdollz is ruthless,she'll leave the hair at your back standing like a grizzly bear.Do you really want that
SportsRe: Babayaro Declared Bankrupt •chased By Creditors In Uk by cold(m): 2:11am On Feb 19, 2011
Well since the thread has already been derailed let me also make an input.I remember watching a crusade organised by Oritsejiafor.He called out screaming 'touch my shoes' & it was like a 25000 volt tension cable.Anyone who touched his shoes was completely electrocuted.I watched in awe how my people could be so . . .   lipsrsealed (thinking of a very strong term)
RomanceRe: I Want To Eat Him Mugu. by cold(m): 2:03am On Feb 19, 2011
MzD@rkSkin:
[color=teal]lmao @ Cold, but come on he's right.
She not doing herself a favor by plotting to play someone.  undecided
and then when a man does it to her, she'd be ready to cry bloody murder![/color]
Point is,i don't see any kinda shady move succeeding.This dude is a thoroughbred naija man so i know how his mind works.Well if he's the Adenuga type then no qualms,he'll spend some serious cash without feeling it

ragdollz:
@ eatme this guy sounds like a real creep, messing with your cousin behind your back and faking he cares (by offering marriage. Na beans?)  But there are better ways to make a nasty guy feel small than "chopping" his miserable cash (or do u actually need it? In that case go for it girl).

Seriously though if I were u, I'd string him along, pretend I'm interested in him joining me, then send him fake documents to use to process his visa application grin. Just imagine his face when he sees the refusal letter/reject stamp on his passport grin. Priceless!!!
RD you knw we go ways back,i dont like this plan at all  angry

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