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sunex: Y tak this personal and y d abusive words , u shuld b careful wit d words u use.. .senseless goat.


For ur info., I av heard of a testified accident that occured due to the owner of a car who removed Jesus's picture frame from a passenger's sit for other people to occupy, this frame was kept in boot which also contains som crates of eggs, wen d accident occured out of the 6 passengers in d car only one person survived with injuries and the car was beyond repair, will u bliv that none of the eggs in the boot got cracked, even the picture frame of Jesus was intact.

5 people died but god saved the eggs because of a picture of Jesus in the boot. Smh..i give up

Vikky014: I jst love my life style #christainity#,christ's Name always frightens d ungodly,little wonder christains are bombed in d church while singing praises!y is it dt peopl dt dnt believe in him always panic whn dey hear the Name Jesus?ans(phil2:10-11)

You just shot yourself in the foot. So christains are blown to bits in the church whilst praying and singing praises to god and this almighty,omnibla,bla,bla god couldn't protect his adherents? So what exactly is the point? What's the purpose of seeking protection from this god when you can get blown up right in his presence? Funny enough,you probably have AK47 weilding police men acting as sentries in your church,protecting you from attacks whilst you pray to your god for protection. The irony.

Omexonomy: why not be serious for once in ur life time.

Lol..I have never been more serious in my entire life. Not to worry,when you start to imbibe the holy spirit you might just have the experience. That is if you can withstand it though.

emmyskies: I'm referring to both you and everyone on the tread

I pity you. You will regret ever being created!

I can relate to what you're saying. The other day after having a few swigs from my bottle of the Holy Spirit,my body started shaking violently, i was rooted to the spot,the heavens opened and i saw this thing that looked like half man-half beast. He was breathing fire and had a blazing sword in his right hand. Rushing towards me at the speed of light with a host of other beastly looking creatures;it was the most frightening scenario i have ever seen. Dayum! The Holy Spirit is a real man's drink,i swear down

One man said 'even god can't sink it'! God gets mad,really mad,not only sinks it but takes over 1500 people along with it. Wow! That shît cray.God must be one hell of a crazy fella

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Don't mind them.
They are busy defending the failed project of their progenitor- the devil. Mental haemorrhoid is worse than Ebola! Ask those who are spewing this trash to show face; you will be sorry for them. They are low-lifers, moribund in reasoning.
Long infested with satanic virus since the time of Adam. Jesus is calling and wants to heal them, ironically!

Your Jesus is a fraud,your god does not exist,if he does,he is completely useless in the scheme of things. What special treatment do you enjoy as an adherent of your sky daddy as opposed to what atheist enjoy? Zilch,nada,zero! If anything,atheists are faring better than you mentally enslaved nutjobs. You claim you have Jesus yet,you fear death,you pray against imaginary enemies,you have distrust of your relatives,everyone is viewed as an obstacle to your progress. Spraying & staining everything and everywhere with your nonsensical blood of jesus. You claim to love god yet,you're not in a hurry to meet him. You want to enjoy all the goodies this sinful earth can offer,then fly to meet your skydaddy and claim your mansion in the sky. Smh! You religious folks are the biggest jokers to have ever transversed the earth. Is it any wonder you folks aren't taken seriously anymore?

YoungBrain: Atheist are quick to condemn God and Jesus Christ but are suspiciously
silent about the devil.

There is no devil either. These are all your imaginary friends and enemies

UrbanMystique: yeah typical christians..

jesus watched him suffer and almost shit his bony ass to death, science came to the rescue, he gave thanks to jesus. smh

Yeah very typical

emmyskies: Better keep quiet lest you bring yourself to destruction. Sin against the Holy Spirit can never ever ever ever be forgiven

Huh! And here i was thinking the Holy Spirit was actually a drink

The white image of Christ is really Cesare Borgia

The Renaissance depiction of Christ as a handsome, thin-faced white man with a thin beard is based off of the likeness of Cesare Borgia (Chez-sar-eh Borja) the second son of Rodrigo Borgia, or Pope Alexander VI.

Cesare Borgia was born in 1475, and became a Cardinal in the Catholic Church at age 18. Realizing there was no power in a cardinalship, he resigned. His older brother Giovanni was mysteriously murdered in 1497, and Cesare assumed his role as Captain General of the Military Forces of the Papacy. He quickly launched a military campaign to conquer all of Italy.

During his brutal reign as Captain General, he influenced depictions of Jesus to resemble his likeness.

Interestingly enough, universal genius,Leonardo Da Vinci was the one assigned to paint the Christ on the model of Cesare Borgia

Always in the habit of shutting the barn door after the horse has bolted

Still waiting for the Second Cųmming of our Lawd Jeezeus Kyrst

TheBigUrban2: Op, I jizzed when i read your thread

JoAgbaje's topic posted yesterday the 21st of August claiming to heal an Ebola victim was removed from this site to save unsuspecting,simple minded folks from falling prey to this scam artist masking as an MOG. This is a step in the right direction.
There's a need to clean this augean stable of con men like JoAgbaje claiming to heal all forms of diseases and perform all kinds of miracles and where possible,report them to the appropriate authorities.
Mr Jo you should be ashamed of yourself trying to take advantage of a tragic situation to prey on gullible and pliable folks. You couldn't sink any lower even if you tried. Thank goodness the admin/mods saw through your shenanigans and put your thread where it rightfully belongs.

God why did you have to bring this plague upon us? What have we done to you? What have we done to deserve this? Have you not tormented us enough? Sigh!

alcuin: And who are referring to

Not you

malvisguy212: CONFESSING JESUS CHRIST IS ACCEPTING THE WORD OF GOD
BECAUSE JESUS IS THE WORD OF GOD, NOT
CONFESSING JESUS BUT DECIDED TO BE A
GOOD MAN, IS LIKE A MAN TELLING GOD,
"HELLOW GOD,I KNOW SATAN IS A BAD
MAN AND YOU'RE TRYING TO HELP ME, BUT GOD I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP, I CAN SAVE
MYSELF, YOU CAN KEEP YOUR WORD
[JESUS].
God created you in his image, do you know what that mean? It mean you are god, but when satan descive man, man lost the Godliness, in other for God to restore man Godliness , He has to transform Himself in the realm of Human for man to adopted back the nature of Godliness, that is why Jesus was born of the spirit of God.
There is many deep thing in the bible mankind don't know, Do you know that john the baptist was not a baptist? He only baptize to know the christ because according to the prophecy a dove will descend on Him by the time john baptize the christ,the day john see jesus HE STOP BAPTIZING. Even him john, when they ask "who are you?" he said" am the voice of one crying in the wilderness,prepaire ye the way". The bible is one of the greatest book, it is very simple to understand the context in it, but it will take a lifetime to understand THE TRUTH IN IT.thank you.

Guy what are you? A five year old? What's all this crap you've been spewing? I can barely make sense of anything up there

musKeeto: At least, dem don sabi where Jesus power reach. Dem for no use their brain na.

Dem no dey tell old man to comot for sun

Ahh..i get it now,self preservation is the first law of nature..Who wan die?Abeg heaven can wait

All commendations go to the health workers putting their lives on the line to save others. These are the real heroes. Over zealous religious bigots in their desperation to give their god some good pr are quick to overlook this fact. What manner of god allows such terrible disease to ravage his creation and is quick to take the glory when science finds the cure? Only a conceited god

kenn100: Wow! Great news...This news is even more comforting now for some reasons:

1: it shows that with God everything is possible (He alone has the final say)...hence let's continue to ask God to help us through prayers.

2: it shows that with or without Zmapp, there is still hope 4 us...if Dr. Anonymous could recover from this deadly viral disease, then it could happen to anyone else and i pray it happens soon enough.

3: i'm not ruling out the fact that this doctor's gene may actually contain the solution (anti-bodies) that could be used on other affected patients...(lets also put that into consideration too).

Finally, the fact remains, there is hope afterall...
To God be the glory!!!
Tonight's gonna be a good night...

Blessed art thow Naija!!!

Lest you forget,it was god that struck us with this plague from the onset

Kinda ironic that i'll be joining the missus to church today after years of desperate pleas,persuasion and subtle arm twisting. Just wondering what it would feel like..hmm hope i don't get to laugh out loud at some point. They might consider me possessed and in need of deliverance. Haa..i have to restrain myself and be on my best behaviour...hmmm

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Obi1kenobi: You just speculated a load of crap. You do not know why he was refused entry. You just offered your own conjecture with pointless links. Insulting people about 100 Naira bandwidth just makes you look stupid.

And the greatest mark Oyedepo has made is siphoning money from the pockets of impoverished people who remain in the cycle of poverty while their "daddy" laughs off in his private jet. I respect the mark of people like Bill Gates who created and profited from a product from their intellect and make cutting edge developments that impact human civilization. I have little respect for pastorpreneurs who fleece their gullible flock and use a religious institution as an avenue to self-enrichment. They're little different from the rotten politicians who cruise around in money stolen from the public. Infact, they're close friends and roll in the same circles with such people.

Succinctly put!Couldn't put it more eloquently myself

parklamson: Nigeria pastors? Hnmmm.... I only have respect for Enoach adeboye of redeemer, other pastors are 419, barawo, thief,cheat, clip, criminal, crook, defalcator, embezzler, heister, highway robber, hijacker, holdup artist, housebreaker, kleptomaniac, larcener, larcenist, lifter, moonlighter, mugger, owl, pickpocket, pilferer, pirate,
plunderer, porch climber, prowler, punk*, purloiner, robber, scrounger, shoplifter, sniper, spider, stealer, stickup artist, swindlers. Oyedepo is a more than thief. But I can't blame them,it's reflection of Nigeria economy. Pastoring,alternative job to unemployment, only in nigeria

Enoch Adeboye? Like seriously?

Seriously why is it so hard for religious folks to see through these shenanigans? It's truly appalling. I feel for my peoples