I updated my offerup app on my 2 android phones, but after the update it only works on one and doesn't work on the other (I use the same VPN on both phones) . Is there anything I can do?

I've downloaded another VPN on the phone but still the offerup app doesn't open. Or is there anything wrong with that phone?

I bought from him this morning, he is reliable and efficient.

texanomaly:
First explain how you unintentionally fvck someone. I'm unclear on how that happened. Did you trip, and your dlck accidentally fell into her V?

Now this is damn hilarious

Okija_juju:


True, but the feeling of never knowing what may have been is worse.. Trust me..

Thats how all my crushes got away because I did nothing about it including; Miss Omotola Jalade _{I can never add that Ekehinde to her beautiful name as I dont acknowledge his presence..} , Tiwa Savage, Kate Henshaw, Beyonce and Kim Kardashian _{I could have been the father of her Baby North Kardashin..}



Please dont waste time, go for it and get it out of the way.

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!
wow! That's a handful.

I used to have a crush on Kim tho, until she had that 72days old marriage; then I thanked God that I didn't make my intention known.
I would've been d victim of d 72days marriage charade. Thank Heaven I was lucky enuf not to fall victim.

Ogetogeo: My items arrived Anthas warehouse. Would keep the house updated.

hmm! Nice one

You gave the seller Anthas' China address?
Did they charge u extra to send it to Anthas warehouse?

Pls if anybody has bidded or ordered any item successfully thru ebay US using any reliable courier service, the person should share his xperience as well.

Lexusgs430: Best social app out there (my opinion) @ the moment - Cloze
Its still in beta-stage, but downloadable from the playstore.

how does d app work abeg?

^^^
@ JNdupu

Thanks

Swiftboy: And what if the prophesy's from God? #justsaying

Then the woman's faith and steadfastness in God will come into play.

Most times we don't need prophecies, signs and wonders to believe in God.

If God wants to avert an impending danger for her, He (God) would do it without the woman knowing. That is why many things happen in life without we knowing y.

I luv dat. Dat woman is smart.
Actually, dis conman gave dat vision with hope dat d lady would beckon for help. He will den assign to her some psalms n prayers to recite in order to avert d impending danger. Then, later she go come sow seed

If only 70% of Christians are this smart, then dese gospel profiteerers go run find another work.

Thanks for this epiphany

But ma question now is "why the yearly increase in service charge ?" "Was it initiated to achieve any particular purpose?"

I watched when Prof Nebo was defending dis current N750 charge on TV, he didn't state any clear reasons for ma own understanding, he keeps reiterating d importance of it n dat dey can't shelve d idea either.

I really don't have anything against comedy in the house of God tho it has to be relegated to only during church's social gathering and not introduced during service.

And then, the comedy should be monitored to always maintain and uphold the values of the church during such period.

I for many times during ma university days do crack some jokes (clever jokes & not raunchy ones) in my church's social gathering just to ease out stress a little.

Why would one buy a 6" phone
They would ve made it 7" or 8" to qualify it a full tablet or rather make 4.7" or 5" to make it a phone. Phablets nodey move market like that.

I still prefer 4.5" to 4.7" phone.

It's only kids that watch all those "actor and boss" Chinese movies, where an unarmed person fights and kills 12 armed men without being injured, that will come to this thread and say that a "New Nollywood" movie is crap .

Since the inception of the "New Nollywood", I've renewed ma luv and interest for Naija movies.

I don't know how true this is 'cos I did ma subsricption yesterday and they deducted 1k for BB complete for me. Pls try it thru the normal code to be sure of what you are saying. You can as well call customer care to confirm.

I doubt the "supposed" increase!

Thank God people can attest to what I said. I served in that state so I saw things for maself. I wonder y someboby should name his/her beloved child "Nigeria" and expect the child to be normal

"Berlin,Nigeria, Police,Who-knows-God,Governor,Inspector etc" . These are some of the names I saw people bear in Bayelsa

Nigeria should take note and check-mate the kind of names they bear in that great state.

If you've been to Bayelsa u can attest to this

I'm too lazy to go for vigil but relaxed at home watching THE VIGIL DIRECT FROM VATICAN thru EWTN. I love the Latin Mass!

Olamyyde: Tecno phones don't work in other countries.

I don't believe u, ma friend traveled to d US with his tecno phone. The phone worked fine over there tho I don't know d model of d phone.

Good one! They need to bring one to test with Naija dirt.
For example,

Can it repel red-oil?

It was d day I Spent ma bday in a Police station

Was bundled into d Police van on ma way home for d possession of a laptop and tablet without receipts.

My bithday wish that day "WAS FOR GOD TO PUNISH EVERY POLICE MAN, BOTH HOME AND ABROAD"

Either you are an EYESORE or you are a sight for SORE EYES

I don't know whether dese people dey Romans rum, but I took notice of their "unique" lifestyle.

AIRFORCE1

I luv reading his comments . He never cares what people think of him or his luv for light-skin ladies.HE rarely makes any reasonable comments though. He doesn't pardon any attack on him; he fires back immediately.


Tellwisdom

One of the most controversial person I've ever seen here. Never makes any reasonable comments.ALWAYS SPITTING PROFUSELY ON THREADS

Anytime I read their comments I always laugh.

Yep! It happened to me. I never told anybody dis cos I didn't remember it until later in life.

When I was young about 5/6yrs old. During break time in sch I (with some other friends) usually go to ma friend's house to drink water and pluck/pick some cashew or cherry fruits. I took notice of one woman(their neighbour), she always stays around her house(farm) and watch us enter and leave ma friend's house. She behaves as if she doesn't want anybody to notice her presence which made us oblivious of her pries anyway.

One day I served punishment, I didn't go 4 break. It was after d break dat our teacher released me n gave me 10mins to go outside and refresh maself. I left d class, ran to ma friend's house to pick some fruits(was happy to go alone with hope of picking many mangoes). Then, I saw her, d mysterious woman around ma friend's house. She stopped me, asked me y I didn't come with ma friends wen dey came. I told her d reason. She asked weda I was hungry dat she has some biscuits to give me, I denied being hungry(cos of warnings from ma parents never to accept anything from people). She brought out some money to giv me,and asked me to use it and buy moi-moi and eat. She den handed me a small nylon of a grey substance. She asked me to go into ma friend's house, empty d substance into dia drinking water and come out. She told me dat d substance will purify d water and make it clean for drinking. She warned me to drink d water b4 adding d substance and cautioned me not to tell ma friend wen I get back to sch. I took it,she left d premises.

I went into d house, headed for their backyard where d gallon of drinking water was kept. Then I saw her, another figure, a mysterious being. She was shining bright. She was standing near their gallon of water. She smiled at me, den I blacked out.

It was after sch hour that ma friend and some of his house members woke me up. I was high on fever.They said they found me lying down on their hallway. They took me home and bought some drugs for me.

Till now nobody knew this. What happened to d substance d woman gave me, who d shining woman dat made me to faint was. All dese r still mystery to me. D only tin I later found out about d woman was that she was a barren widow. Although people said that b4 her death,she confessed of killing people and was responsible for many bad things that happened to some people (though I'm not sure of this). I'm happy that I didn't complete the unknown mission.

From the responses I got from ma question, I can now deduce that Ekiti State is very cold during the 4th quater of the year and we are gasping for air here in Lag

*parking ma bags and luggage*
Where do I board a bus to Ekiti?

pappilo: The processor cant be i3 and Celeron at the same time. check again please.

I bought a Yoga 13, i5, 4GB Ram, 128SSD only last week so cant make any judgement about how long it will last. Lenovo used to be IBM who made rugged computers so I am expecting this to last as long as my 5 year old Toshiba which is still going strong.

That's a machine you got there!!

alingo4life: Broda,Go for it.I bought this same laptop on lenovo.com with a credit card i bought from a hacker..and believe me you,i sold the laptop for 60,000naira when it got here.and na because na runs payment i used that was why it was cheaper for me to sell..

Good laptop anyday,anytime..i dont know the problem with Nigerians and brands..right now,i use a laptop i bought from walmart, A googlechroome laptop from acer.Am sure i should be the first person to use it in Nigeria..Good system and working perfectly well. Bleep brand..as long as its working well,you're good to go

Tahnsk

Googlechrome wey don dey obsolete.