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What are they going to be preaching to the congregation?

I weep for the church; hence, ma signature

Cusubaba: hahahaha

u have a beautiful wife and son, dats nice and I'm happy for u but dis ur beefing with dis lady has gone too far.
Would u treat ur wife that way?

Buoyantic: lol.*falls 4rm third mainland bridge* lmao..yet she said d op is ugly n short bt her b.f is d worst

bros u don try na, u beefed her from d 1st page till dis one. Though she is not helping matter at all but you have gone too far in d beefing na.You will kill a soul with your mouth!

But that guy u r beefing has no bizness here na!

collynzo2: He looks wretched

Somebody that follows that lady on twitter went ahead to import the guy's picture maybe from her tweets; I think first of all that's an infringement into somebody's privacy.

And you calling an innocent guy dat might not be on Nairaland "wretched" is way too harsh.
No matter ur beef with dis lady( which has gone out of hand)
Please let it remain like this I beg u.

A.Mossley:
and you think Ngozi will have time for all these nairaland's idleness?

I doubt so; when I first saw that pics I was like "dis police lady is freaking hot" but I had a second look at it, den I realized it was a top popular Naija officer.( no normal police woman in Naija go luk dat fresh).

A.Mossley:
is that her pic or that of Ngozi Braide?

dats definitely Ngozi, but she might be Ngozi o!

50calibre: See wetin yobo dey fu*k! Money good oh! I wonder how it feels to know that the girl you are fu*king was once the most beautiful girl in the country.

olawonder: Gals no dey do anything for their life, only 'oshofri' life dem sabi! wen guys dey hustle for street, dey pako level dem no go everly near u... but wen success come dem go dey snap, pose, show off with d guy's blessing as if dem b part of it! I'll snap, pose and show off my mother, rather than dis bonga, smelly things parading demselves on NL all d time! **continues washing up**

oga dis time u dey sound like dis, take am easy o. If u make money na woman u must still marry with am abi na man u go marry?

Na so God created it to be, though some women still strife hard to break the norm. I respect those ones!

ROSYL: It could be weather hun. I rem when I came back, my cousins were all whispering to themselves that I use lightening lotion.They actually sent a spy to find out the kind of cream I use.Hahahahahahah, they were really disappointed, when they found Johnson body wash and Garnier mosturising cream in my room...lol.
Here it is,Skin color is determined genetically. Genes tell the body how much of the two types of melanin, the pigment that helps to determine the skin color, to produce. Pheomelanin causes reddish yellow pigments, and eumelanin gives deep brown coloring. But skin tone is not all genetic: more melanin is produced when you are out in the sun,and vice versa. Sunlight exposure causes the optic nerve to signal the pituitary glad to release more melanin, and that's exactly what happens when you are in Naija( too much sun, kai). Most pple tend to be dark, buh their skin tone tends to change once they leave the shores of Africa.When pple migrate to Europe and east into Asia, they are exposed to different amounts of sun. There, you find your dark skin working against you,preventing you from absorbing enough sunlight to create vitamin D. To adapt, your body start producing less melanin, hence lighter skin.
The above was exactly what happened to me, and threw my cousins into midnight gossips.

love the analysis u gave, it's quite educating.

ROSYL: Meanwhile, has the Adaeze found a job yet?

did she come to your company with her CV?

chymystique: Ugly Yobo wif dt his Kpomo Lips lookin Cute.. Photogenic tynz ... Cute family tho

Yobo ugly? maybe u need to see an optician before u call Osazie ugly too!

Simple! Just Call ur aunty and tell her say na play u dey play that time, that u r not "single" but "double".

I wonder how she never knew you were single,abi if u dey married won't ur pple know?

Just pick a basketballer from Lakers and get hitched. Wish u luck.

This is funny! Those that have attractive hair styles never made noise about it but this?

She is not a popular Ghanaian star that's why she is using this to make herself popular.

How much is her worth?
How much does she earn per movie?
How often does she get movie roles?

I don't need T.B Joshua to tell that this is just a cooked story!

obi2012: 15 years and counting... Came here after secondary schools and thanks to God blessing my parents, i went to university here and got my masters here with no student loans.. my 3 siblings also did the same thing too.. We are all based here and our parents are now american citizens so they can come and visit us as much as they want now they are retired..

We are all established here and all our careers are going well here so it would be tough to try and go back home to start over again with no connections.. Having no family ties back home also makes it tough to relocate.. We all still visit from time to time so the fact that we dont relocate has nothing to do with us being comfortable or not..

well said bro, really love your explanation.

Mr knowitall.:

Lol not my generation? how old do you think I am? im pretty sure you are much older than me.....even for my 5 year old daughters generation...Nigeria has already lost...toooo much corruption, religion, cave menish mentality, lack of women and children rights....strong education infrastructure.....arrogance, pride and suffering and smiling syndrome....is killing Nigeria.....200 years from now...Nigeria will be where the U.S is today....damn shame to all Nigerians

I'm sorry to interfere, but don't you think your statement is offensive to Nigeria and Nigerians. Comon' I'm in Nigeria and am not dead yet.

Why is it that whenever most Nigerians leave the shores of this Nation they suddenly turn cold to their Fatherland, making derogatory statements about her and her citizens?
I think life is a choice, you choose the 1 that suits you.

Hmm! I don't understand this, how can somebody be in Lagos and yet say "returning home? Never!"?
Is Lagos in US or is he talking about his village?

Airforce1: This woman should go and marry please... I'm tired of seeing her bleached face everytime on television station and magazines

She's not getting any younger

You are becoming very popular with senseless comments. I don't trail or stalk any1 on Nairaland but whenever I read good or crazy comments I can't help but check the bearers' name.
I'm glad to say that you are among the top 3 on Nairaland that make the most unreasonable comments!

No offense tho, just an observation.

FILMHOUSE cinema is also in leisure mall Surulere. They r new and dia tickets are cheaper compared to d odas.

And for Rita, she looks great and natural here than anyoda picture of her I've seen.
Though I don't know why people r just hating her for nothing!

Cynluv: I want 3kids,,2boys and a girl
The girl I will name her chizaram and english name ȋ̝̊̅§ bethel
1st son I will call him chidiebere/henry
Last son still thinking.... [color=#770077][/color]

Since u r yet to decide 4 d last, consider Timothy,Theodore or Theophilius
Just trying to help

Luv dis thread; there r some Yoruba names I always trip 4 whenever I hear them but don't know their meanings like"Fumilayo","Damilola","Kemi","Sesan"...dese r d ones I could remember for now.

That was why Pique scored own goal in dia last champions league game

But come to think of it, who wouldn't score own goal after $hagging a wife with such flexible frame ?

I wish her more joy and happiness with ha hubby but for the car, there is nothing spectacular about it; it's just a normal lexus and a cutomised plate number...that's all!

Only 56million ? Are they sure they counted well? Cos I know I can count up to 3million off hand in ma locality not to tok of d whole Naija.
And They need to include 2 of ma lecturers back in sch den cos dey r "half-literates"

It makes our environment colourful. It's fun to throw dirts thru windows and watch them fly aimlessly in the air

Jenams: RIP to d dead, are u hapi now? Stop cryin ok.

Amen.God help us and deliver us from evil.

I'm not crying friend, I'm good.
Remain blessed!

Sunehri_145: WOW!!! Professor in English! How come you wasted your maga byte without making any reasonable contribution to the topic? Must you comment?
Why not open your on thread with your refined English?
Others are asking how, when and where it happened your own is to blow grammar without verb
SMH!!!

Jenams: bros, which part of my comment nor simple or correct wey mk u dey cry?

The whole comment; for abandoning d issue at hand and focusing more on d grammar used, trying to use "big grammar to hit a point which u ended up missing"

No offense!!

Jenams: ''abysm of 9ja's education system'' Education is lacking in most of those who pontificate. Most of the time, they assume the condescending posture of widwiving an infant entity. Some persons prefer to surf the web than acquaint themselves with basic/simple english/spelling. It is all rather depressing.

All these big grammar wey u speak now, how e take concern d incident wey happen?

U just open ur mouth just dey confuse urself wit grammar, wetin dis statement wey u make mean now?
Dats d problem for Naija, important issue dey at hand but pple go leave am come dey tackle d grammar wey d guy take write am.

D best way to show how learned u r is to write in simple n correct English and not being verbose.

I never knew any1 at Lekki but I know 1 in VI. Have not been to Ikeja own shaa but I have seen the mall, judging from the state of the art facilities in that mall, d cinema dia suppose beta pass d VI own.

Loosers' Anthem. Why is she the only one complaining while we are yet to hear from Jim Iyke's version?

Jim Iyke is not a saint neither is Keturah one. She should get over it and get a life also, after all she was not forced into Jim Iyke; she chose him and enjoyed him while it lasted. She has to stop singing d loosers' Anthem.

Tired of her rantings!

Apple should get a life and accept defeat. Y r dey fighting innovation with law suit?

They should try to embrace a free world like android and stop constraining dia users to only apple products. It seems d over-hyped and over-prized products of diaz are not paying anymore.

Hmmm! Una don make the guy run for his post

Op no mind them, carry on with the relationship...since the girl in question can put up with this kind of your grammar. Luv is blind they say