₦airaland Forum

gaetano:
And na fine girl o

Drchristian:
if I'm not chatting with you frm Edo thunder make he fire me.
You cannot breach any law here..I swear we will serve you rightly.

sarrki:
Let's learn to respect our host

Also worthy of note we should not take the liberality of our host community for granted.

MrIcredible:
Sorry!
I can't give a dólt that pleasure.

MrIcredible:
Mumu
What is the incredible thing your father can not spell?

See belle like pack of AKPU

cool

MrIcredible:
Yall should Shut da fuckup!
A Bastardd is a Bastardd
Irrespective of being innocent or not.
A child born out of wedlock is A BASTARD according to your Bible. The mom is a certified slút, wizkid will never accept the Bastardd publicly.

Mayflowa:
Freecocoa I know. "Bastard" is now considered an archaic English. It was used by cave men with no civility. It was even being used by then derogatorily. i.e to chide/insult a child with no wedded parents as wedding was very important part of family unit then. But in modern times, bastards just refers to barrage of insults.

If we go by our former definition, lots of people are just bastards. Many have unwedded parents!

Giddyperson:
Hi brothers and sisters in The Lord, please help me thank Master Jesus cuz I've finally delivered my big poo I was in labour for 4 days and it's one of the worst discomforts I've ever experienced. Finally ended up at the hospital where they had dulcolax inserted, spent the next one hour pushing in all positions and finally the big poo made it out.

Thanks for all your good wishes and suggestion in my moment of crisis . Fake pastor Coldf.eet, your deliverance didn't work o. . Please y'all eat your fruits, and drink your three litres of water daily, and no matter how much you love Udara please never swallow the seeds , nothing is worth this kind of pushing when it's not going to produce a baby . Right now my legs are still shaking from the relief, can't even stand, and my bumbum is still on fire. Hi my teamies, how far with the waddling.

Homebaked:
It has not been built! Realistic rendering I must say.

ChinakwesDog:
Yours is a lost case.

You should consider a private apartment in hell.

favouredmumsy:
Good evening mamas in the house, am a ftm my 2weeks old baby breath fast why sleeping sometimes, apart from the fast breathing every other thing is ok because he sleeps very well and also feed well. I took him to the hospital yesterday and doctor said I should give him these drugs nospamin, ampiclox, multivitamin, paracetamol and vitamin c he said I should give my baby 0.5ml 3times a day.
Please experienced mothers is these drugs not too much for a 2weeks old baby.

nikkishola:
Good day to all the mamas in the house, congratulations to those who have given birth and safe delivery to the rest of us.
Pls help my conditions. I am 22 weeks plus now, my edd is 13 may, I have not registered for ante natal and am scared to do so. Reason is because of what happened to me when I had my first born. When I was pregnant with my first child, I registered @ 20 weeks, so anythillme I go for ante natal, I always fell sick, that I won't be able to eat anything for 3 days, to the extent that my hubby folled me to see doctor one day, and complained that anytime I visit hospital I always fell sick...
I am now scared to start ante natal Co's I don't want to fall sick . I don't feel sick or vomit since I discovered that am pregnant, I eat greatly, I don't have any morning sickness and even am finner than before. I bought Obron 6 yesterday, so I just used this morning. The only issue now is to start the clinic. Please what should I do

EmoBoy:
6 or 1, or maybe 4. I'll ensure that 3 drowns. If 3 doesn't want to drown, I'll kill it.

wink2015:
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Gflat:
I wish to get married to a Igbo woman. I love me some afang, banga or ejikinko soups

AntiWailer:
The question should be.

Who will be dumb to pay ?

If you are wise. When my friend YMODULUS described how he made millions last year.

You will not see MMM as one of his investment options.

Use your brains.


Nothing wise about Me paying into somebody's account and hoping another person pays into my account.

I will rather use it to Help people I might never set my eyes on which I gladly did last year .

bignero:
lol

lie joor...not craw craw ..some adults have heats sensitive skin too

soldierdollar:
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My brother I can't pray for you to cash out. If I do, I'll have to pray for the person who will pay you to also cash out. If I do it, I'll have to pray for the person who will pay who will pay you to cash out.
If I do ....


































I'll pray endlessly

Giddyperson:
I can't poo
I'm so screwed
God if you help me deliver this poo, I promise never to eat this much udara again
I feel like I've been in Labour since yesterday and anus does not want to dilate enough to deliver this poo . Infact anus feels shut.
How can I induce this poo
I must deliver this thing this night
Can't sleep with it again today
Wish me luck

bignero:
your welcome

no i dont have



what causes nappy rash?how come adults to have such....

why do you look so soft and tender, so sweet like a baby ?

bignero:


your dp alone is therapeautic

God knows what your reality can do to me

....your always caring for, advising, etc new mothers...sweet


i have a question on babies oo