₦airaland Forum

Angelben10:
Crime doesn't pay! cos one day the law will catch up with you

Lemme help you rephrase.

Crime pays until the day you're caught.

In other words, as long as you can avoid being caught, nwanne eh, you're good to go!

lefulefu:
asin
some guys go just open eye carry excess baggage enter house

Believe it or not, me I dey like that kain excess baggage well well.

Well... not when the man is called evans...

thesicilian:
If your wife doesn't have your pictures, she must be the dumbest person alive.

Of course!

Anybody who gathers and her kids together and tells all of them to start crying so she can take a selfie of all of them crying with the hope of getting cheap public sympathy is nothing but a total dumb-ass

GuntersChain:
What is such beauty doing in the police force?

What beauty?

I cannot see the beauty.

In fact, I cannot see any beauty in her.

obiemurphy:
I've really taken my time to notice how this Nairaland forum is bent on defaming and painting a particular region black....and it is really unexplainable how all their news mostly crimes are related to the Igbo extraction of Nigeria.Your names are Seun and lalastica, I don't know what tribe u guys are from, but I wanna ask you these questions
1.Is it only in Igboland do have reports of crimes and horrible news?
2.why are u guyz so quick to publish an article that is crime related if the person/people involve are Igbos but if is other tribes u might not even mention the persons name....you will use "a nigerian man......."
What has Ndigbo done to u guyz..? I really need answers

Look at this igbo man o.

So you think say na Seun and Lalasticlala dey publish all those igbo crime related stories?

For your information, different nairalanders publish different stories here on nairaland.

What Seun and Lalasticlala does is to pick the stories they feel will pull a lot of traffic and put it on the front page.

billpete89:
Pls can i need someone who is the source of legit fixed game. Not scammers.

I don't mind giving you part of the money if the game clicks

You're truly funny.

How can you be talking about legit fixing source whereas fixing games is totally illegit?

Anyway sha, I wish you good luck.

I'm a free agent so being caught is out of the question for me.

As for catching her, I don't even care because I don't intend 'owning' her or anyone else as a matter of fact.

If you want to fück, go an' fück.

There are more important things in this world to think about other than who is fücking who and with whom.

That is me.

I dey mad?

God forbid bad thing!!!

That na clear olosho alert na!!!

What a wicked fellow!

Hmm... Wait a minute Koboko69.

How dare you call a mo'fûcker like omokery a mofo?

This is the type of topic where so many of our so called youths with below average IQ gather to talk nonsense.

This was how Evans started.

ebukahandsome:
This man brain pass the combination of all npf

Which brain?

Brain wey no allow am to know when enough is enough?

Evans is a greedy criminal and like all greedy criminals, he got caught like a chicken in the end.

He will continue to read the book of lamentations even inside hell.

Wicked soul.

1 - 5 days after the payment is sent.

I received mine yesterday.

I love Google.

adams924:
These old folks should go and sit down somewhere jare. They should let youths revolutionize the country because they are incapacitated.

How can they go and sit down whereas the youths have not started showing any Signs of maturity and being capable of conducting themselves appropriately?

jonero4:
I prefer to watch porn than to be a gamer

Me too...

alexistaiwo:
What is the one saying
I even thought na Konji gamers (all my players in the house say eh eh) sef
Here in Nigeria.
This is the only kind of electronic gaming we know.

You sound like a customer to KC Gaming Network?

The worst part is that they're very ugly.

ebosie11:
How time flies.Check out this throwback photo of Acting President Prof. Yemi Osinbajo,FIRS boss Tunde Fowler and another colleague.Compare it with their present conditions now.Thunder is already on the way to strike poverty!
Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/06/epic-throwback-photo-of-osinbajo-with.html

Everytime, thunder fire poverty; thunder fire poverty!!!

Can't you simply see that this is nothing but maturity?

For your information, it happens to all of us.

If you think I don't know what I'm saying, then go and bring your secondary school photos and compare them with what you have now.

You will agree with me that even though you are probably not that rich yet, maturity which makes you to fill out actually makes you look better.

Evans is a lucky man.

I can't believe some people liked her post.

Anyway this goes to show that people will always like your post on social media no matter how stupid or useless as long as you are a Lady.

Let me test this hypothesis now.

I am going to the toilet again.

wizzylizzy:
Pls guys I dont understand bet9ja any more...I booked a bet Japan emperor cup nd dey av played almost everything nao I went to my page dey said I pot win...B921EPZSSACWER-3287747 pls check it 4 me....I dont understand it

What are you saying?

The games you booked are coming up on the 25th of June.

Today is June 21st.

What's the purpose or need for this information?

I hope someone is not tryin hard to discredit my GTBank?

Chai!

What a beautiful lesbian couple!

Airforce1:
We don't know what to believe this days from APC government

You can believe whatever you want to believe.

It's quite unfortunate that even though we live in the age of information where anyone can access any type of information on the internet with just a click of the mouse, so many of our ignorant youths still choose to access their information through mere hearsay.

Too bad.

This is a nonsense and stupid post.

Emusmithy, why will you look at something that is not actually a problem and turn it around to make it look like a problem?

If the truth must be said, if there is a sudden increase in the number of unmarried ladies, it means there is also an attendant increase in the number of unmarried guys.

I don't just know why you guys just love to scare the ladies with these types of posts.

Just look at how you are even subliminally threatening them by reminding them of Shiloh.

Maka why?

Do you truly think or really believe marriage is for everyone?

Well, I guess it is for you people in the third world countries who think marriage is an achievement, sort of.

You guys think you are doing the ladies some sort of favour by marrying them, right?

Look at you. A lady gave you her number. You called her. And she starts 'forming'.

And because of that, you dropped her one time!

Clap for yourself. You are here proudly giving us flimsy excuses why you left a possible relationship so that we will clap for you and pat you on your back abi?

Listen to me my friend, YOU ARE VERY IMMATURE!

You think you are the bomb such that any lady who gives you her number must remember you because you are the only person in the world she should be thinking about immediately you gave her your number, right?

You guys just make it sound as if a woman should just pick the first guy that comes for her so as to avoid stories that touch in the future but there's one thing you 'relationship doctor guys' are always forgetting or have failed to understand.

Unlike men who can easily decide if a woman is worth their time or not; women need a lot data, inputs, suggestions, advice, etc, before they can settle for a particular candidate.

So don't blame a woman for being picky or too choosy because naturally she should be very picky or else she might end up at the worst side of the bargain... which, you and I perfectly know, is normally and usually the case!

You guys just have to be easy on the ladies, please.

A woman has to 'form'. A woman has to take her time to decide. A woman has to be very very very careful in choosing because in most cases it is the woman that suffers the most if things go awry in the relationship.

So my guy, if you really want to salvage the 'situation' , then repair the economy.

That is the only real reason I can really point at right now why there is the so called increase in the number of unmarried ladies... and unmarried guys!

Not really all these other nonsense and rubbish reasons you mentioned.

Abba Kyari!!!

Everywhere you go!!!

kayo80:
OP, God bless you for this post. Females need to read this, especially that part you compared the effects of a male being wayward and female being wayward.

You dey see y'or life?

seunmsg:
All those asking questions about the whereabout of recovered loots, I hope you have your answers now.

Lalasticlala, over to you.

Excuse sir, but is it actually seun message or seun messenger or all of the above?

Sebastine1994:
Small minds discuss people. Average minds discuss events, great mind talk ideas.
How these people live is non of our business. We should be focused on more important things in life.

God bless you for saying this.

Unfortunately for us in this part of the world, small minds abound.

yommyk222:
people that carry *Trelleborgs* straight winning right now be like.

Nnaa mehn, trelleborgs and gefle don finish me.