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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Mexico:U-20 Women's World Cup Quarter-Final (1 - 0) FULL TIME! by coldiz: 10:33am On Aug 30, 2012
GOOOOOOOAAAAALLLL grin
Nairaland / General / Re: What Do You Think Of RAG Days In Universities? by coldiz: 5:42pm On Jul 18, 2012
Even those who didn't complete their secondary school education are busy condemning rag day like its a crime.... Funny set of Nigerians... All of una no rag... So those pple wey don rag in d past na frm anoda planet.... Lie lie kill all of una... Pretending liars....
Politics / Re: Edo Gubernatorial Election - Live Updates by coldiz: 6:10pm On Jul 14, 2012
ayox2003: Meanwhile, tonight is tonight. No sleep until it is done...no room for scientific rigging...the addition of 0 to 1000 making it 10000. No! It must ALL be collated with the data at hand. Emphasis on ALL.

RingRoad is ready!


Frawzey.

Bros av been seeing ur posts since... U correct jare... Really wish am in benin too... We must nt allow diz monsters rule us anymore....

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Politics / Re: Edo Gubernatorial Election - Live Updates by coldiz: 5:44pm On Jul 14, 2012
Nice one my Edo people.... We must kick out this pdp completely... And for those youths selling their votes, oh well,... Yet they wil complain of unemployment tomorrow... Smh
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Sports / Re: What Do You Think About Nigerian Commentators? by coldiz: 11:28pm On Jun 20, 2012
Damn... U guys are so funny... This thread is hilarious... I don laff tire...
Some of them will like, how can Osazee miss such a goal?... That's thesame goal Drogba scored last week against westham... Oh well, I think his legs are getting weak, maybe Stephen Keshi needs to talk to medical unit on this.. Those legs need to be taken cared of as soon as possible because the super eagles cant afford to lose this match.... embarassed
Crime / Re: Crazy Real Life robberies /Crime Stories by coldiz: 10:22pm On Jun 16, 2012
I think its important the public knows this for security reasons. At shoprite while packing shopping bags into ur car, u maybe approached by 2 s3xxy, braless 22 years old girls in a mini micro and skimpy tops. They will press their tits against the window and ask for a lift to town... On the way, they wil strip down and perform oral s3x on each other... One will then climb into the front and suck u off while the other attempt to steal ur wallet.. I had mine stolen last thursday, friday, twice on saturday, sunday, monday, tuesday, wednesday and once again today... I'll be on my way back there tomorrow, pls pray for me so I don't fall victim again to these terrible criminals... Pls I need ur prayers... cry

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Crime / Re: Crazy Real Life robberies /Crime Stories by coldiz: 9:27pm On Jun 14, 2012
Funny thread...
Romance / Re: K-Solo And Wife End Marriage 6 Months After Their Wedding by coldiz: 7:22pm On Jun 06, 2012
Oh, so this is a true life story... Actually tot I was watching one of those nollywood movies while reading the story... Wen will this Jim Iyke stop beating up that Ini Edo... Its so unfair... Oh well, Issokay
Education / Re: Unaab Student Commit Suicide Because Of His Girlfriend by coldiz: 7:05pm On Jun 06, 2012
No pic.... No source... Nothing to back the story up...
Culture / Re: Do Edo (Bini) People See Themselves As Yorubas? by coldiz: 6:57pm On Jun 06, 2012
Malawian: And even to the ugly aspects of the edo people, edo superior craft weigh pass yoruba own, that speaks about competence. Ishan boys sabi how to hold their chicks together. Them no need the cowardly "magun" the yerubas apply on their wayward females. Ekpoma has the vicious cult groups in nigeria even though cultism started in yeruba land.

I adof my coco for u on behalf of my capito... May ur dayses be long....
NYSC / Re: Where And When Did You Do Your NYSC? by coldiz: 9:33pm On Jun 05, 2012
surveycash: Abbi Grammar school, Abbi
Ndokwa West LGA,
Delta state
DT/11A/2030


My CDS
http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.3532243834863.203618.1535296518&type=3

U for even post ur Matric number, ATM number and pin... And ur acct balance as at wen u finished serving.... cry
NYSC / Re: Where And When Did You Do Your NYSC? by coldiz: 7:47pm On Jun 05, 2012
Ministry of works, Minna, Niger state... 2009/2010, Batch B... Only went to work on clearance days... embarassed ... Rili missed NACC, Dafe, Ejiro, Stephen(onye Akpobi),... It was just fun all thru...
Culture / Re: Do Edo (Bini) People See Themselves As Yorubas? by coldiz: 1:05pm On May 30, 2012
Once upon a time, there lived a community of people(yorubas) who lived under an iroko tree... They were so much at peace until a certain day wen an individual(Izoduwa) wandered from the bush(after being banished from benin kingdom).. On getting to the community, he realised these pple were fast asleep and there was not space for him under the big iroko tree to sleep... So he decided to climb to d top of the tree to pass the night(superman tins).. On waking up the following morning, he realised this community of people were awake already and didn't even notice him up there... So he decided to climb down wt a rope(Tarzan tins)... This community of people were so amazed as they neva saw a tin like dis before and so they chose him as a king... 3000 years later, the descendants of both parties are on nairaland fighting for supremacy... Now tell me, who is to be blamed?... The gods, Izoduwa, the community of pple or the iroko tree?....

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Culture / Re: Do Edo (Bini) People See Themselves As Yorubas? by coldiz: 12:08pm On May 30, 2012
Wait o... Where that chain wey Oduduwa take climb down sef?... Abi heaven collect d chain bk frm am?... Pple of those days no even wise sef... If na today, men for dey use that same chain take climb enter heaven... Its not a small matter o....
Culture / Re: Do Edo (Bini) People See Themselves As Yorubas? by coldiz: 8:55am On May 28, 2012
preciousoz:

Shymmex, U are a complete slowpoke for making that comment. Thank God for the British and civilisation as pple like U are only Good For traditional rituals.

If it were to b of Old, the Oba of Benin will only Send 20 Foot soldiers into Ijebu Land and as Usual, you people (cowards as ever) will hand you over with their faces to the ground.

Now I understand why u pple keep begging and pleading with people to understand and speak ur Owambe Language. U just need Numbers to feel secure.......(Cowards)

A word of advise, next time U high on weed and want to rant, please come to Ring Road (Benin City) and Rant so U can be properly rewarded. Ewe


Ahahahaha... Otemwen, laho wowo, oni se... I can't stop laughing... Edos represent anytime.. We no dey fail...

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Culture / Re: Do Edo (Bini) People See Themselves As Yorubas? by coldiz: 3:18pm On May 27, 2012
shymmex: I could care less about bini and their stupid history... This stupid thread was created by an Igbo clown anyways..

Bini NEVER ruled over my people, period.. Claim your Eko (Lagos Island) which is less than 1/1000 of Lagos land mass... Ijebu people are proud people, and bini can't defeat us even in our sleep..

Bini history is overrated, and they're irrelevant to us.. They live in a landlocked state, and their only access to the see is through Itsekiri (Ijebu descent) land... Edo can go phuck itself in the arse for all I care. undecided

Oh well, wat can I say?... Someone's ego is being seriously bruised here... We(Edo) ruled u(Ijebu) in the past and we will still rule u now if the need arises... All thesame I really enjoyed d history on this thread even though some peeps are jst blinded by mere pride...
NYSC / Re: NYSC Members Shun Work Over Unpaid April Allowances by coldiz: 1:39pm On May 15, 2012
Issokay,.... Issorai... I see...
Politics / Re: Compilation by coldiz: 12:52pm On May 01, 2012
irongate jnr: if i were to be d secret service, i wl start wit u d poster. This thread is obviously part of the big plan of d bh thing. Wht do u stand to achieve, turn nigerian minds against GEJ? U r jst pathetic

Dumb, dumber, dundee united... Hypocritical devotee....

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Politics / Re: Why Boko Haram Attacked ThisDay by coldiz: 9:58am On Apr 27, 2012
This is a case of Bleep up no dey sour... Even if it lasts for ten years, e go still dey fresh.... 2001?.... Mehn that sh*t cray

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