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Car Talk / Re: In An Unnecessary Dilemma... Please Advice by Coldplay007(f): 8:06pm On Nov 14, 2015
Car Talk / Re: In An Unnecessary Dilemma... Please Advice by Coldplay007(f): 3:11pm On Nov 14, 2015
BMW E39 525i and your life will never remain the same. Check out the NL BMW thread and ask to be added to the whatsapp group.
Wish I could join the group too but my Oga no gree. Been driving the car for 6 months now, best car I ever owned.
Pets / Re: I Wanna Dash Out This Brindle Female Boerboel Pup For A Token Amount by Coldplay007(f): 10:41pm On Nov 04, 2015
Rex123:


You just talking!
All fingers aren't equal!
To people that are in the dog business 40k for that dog is good business !

Exactly! It's Good business but not a dash...
You just agreed it not full breed.. 40k is expensive or about the price you will sell a Boerbel like that... so not a dash..

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Career / Re: Nigerian Statisticians/Analysts Forum by Coldplay007(f): 1:04am On Nov 04, 2015
I need someone with basic knowledge of basic statistics and epidemiology for a little activity.
I will pay for your time. Anybody that fits this bill should send me a PM..
Autos / Re: Super Clean Toks Rx 350 07 @ 3.3m 08061311315 08028612026 by Coldplay007(f): 1:01am On Oct 20, 2015
And I dive in grin
This is definitely Rx330, not Rx350.
To prove us wrong, take better pictures..
From the angle you took those pictures, it looks more like a Rx330.
Car Talk / Re: Need Advice As Regards Purchasing A Lexus RX 300 by Coldplay007(f): 5:56pm On Oct 16, 2015
kingreign:

Na lemon car or accidented or no custom paper you wan buy
,
How my Ondo brother (Oga)?

Lol.. fine
Car Talk / Re: Need Advice As Regards Purchasing A Lexus RX 300 by Coldplay007(f): 5:50am On Oct 16, 2015
colossus2:

Kraze dey worry you oh. Who you dey tell make he keep quiet. You be better thief. Amadioha na my witness.
Why you no just dash OP the motor since you no like profit.
After taking close to a month to get a car into the country, all you want is just 20k profit. Take your scam to olx.
Quote me and tell me rubbish again.

1.4M is not too cheap for RX300...
Technology Market / Re: Buy Plasma, Lcd And Led Televisions For Affordable Pricein Lagos. by Coldplay007(f): 6:46pm On Oct 14, 2015
acunon:
55" white Samsung 2013 model with model number UE55F6400 for an urgent sales at 150k.

Is this still available and what's the final price?
Car Talk / Re: UPDATED: Heeeeelp With Car Gone Wild. by Coldplay007(f): 6:36am On Oct 12, 2015
GAZZUZZ:


shocked

Lol. What? grin
Car Talk / Re: UPDATED: Heeeeelp With Car Gone Wild. by Coldplay007(f): 4:56am On Oct 12, 2015
Check your alternator.
Phones / Re: Has your Etisalat airtime been wiped? by Coldplay007(f): 12:37am On Oct 10, 2015
grin all this people with 100,000 Naira airtime credit claiming they bought it legitimately.. grin
Is Deziani your mother? cheesy

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Nairaland / General / Re: My Experience , Atrocity And Nightmares As A Cultist In University by Coldplay007(f): 7:03pm On Oct 03, 2015
Just don't reply the PMs, once u don't reply you will be alright..
You reply, they get your email add, it's easy to track you with your email address...

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Car Talk / Re: I have 800k for Toyota Camry 2001,but read what my friend said... by Coldplay007(f): 9:36am On Sep 24, 2015
NL is a funny place. Some people are actually advising OP to buy a car from Nigeria instead of Cotonou..
N u all know most of the cars on sale in the country are from cotonou and accidented from US...

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Car Talk / Re: My Mini 1999 BMW 318i Restoration Project by Coldplay007(f): 6:35pm On Sep 21, 2015
I think you should join the BMW whatsapp group they will help you out.
Write your number on the BMW thread or send a PM to yungboss.
Phones / Re: Mtn Introduces 2GB For N1000 Data Plan by Coldplay007(f): 3:22am On Sep 15, 2015
Pets / Re: Russian Imported 4months Old Female Caucasian For Sale. Already In Nigeria by Coldplay007(f): 11:00pm On Sep 12, 2015
Well, younglawya pls leave Ibadan out of this matter...
@DogTrader, All Dog lovers know that puppies shed their coat and actually change colour, but you can't tell us those 2 dogs are the same..
If you want to convince us, post 2 pics, one of u with the dog as a puppy and one with the dog now at 5 months...

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Pets / Re: Russian Imported 4months Old Female Caucasian For Sale. Already In Nigeria by Coldplay007(f): 6:11pm On Sep 12, 2015
Like I said, he is not a breeder but a fraudulent dog trader...
Seun needs to sanitize this section..

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Pets / Re: Help! My Dog Acting Wired by Coldplay007(f): 11:08am On Sep 12, 2015
Lol.. it's not weird.. Dogs bury food to keep.. haven't u ever heard of dogs burying bones before?
Next time, post in pets section..

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Pets / Re: Russian Imported 4months Old Female Caucasian For Sale. Already In Nigeria by Coldplay007(f): 10:06am On Sep 12, 2015
You dog traders are a shame to nairaland..
Bobbysaxxy, you have been selling dogs on NL for a while and yet you advertise a dog supposedly bought from Russia without posting pictures of the dog in Nigeria..

It's high time Seun have a separate section for Dog traders on NL like it's done in car section and phone section..

Seun, we need a separate sections for dog traders....

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Nairaland / General / Re: My First Post After A Year Ban by Coldplay007(f): 7:55pm On Sep 09, 2015
Readone.. But why?
Why did u deregister yourself?
Car Talk / Re: Double Your Batteries! by Coldplay007(f): 6:13pm On Sep 09, 2015
Siena:


Ignorance is seeing "jump starting" as 24V. Do you connect the slave battery to the car being boosted in series? Because that will effectively give a voltage the sum of both.

Automotive batteries are boosted in parallel. Even if 3 batteries are connected in parallel, the resultant voltage remains 12 (assuming the 3 batteries are 12V).

If you don't understand something, you ask questions.
Well! OP said doubling without explaining whether it's in parallel or series. But he then said "24V" which shows he didn't understand the concept..
I'm sure the mechanic connected the batteries in parallel which is the same as jump starting a car. So what OP saw is not as incredulous as he assumed..
Technology Market / Re: California(Los Angeles),pickup services..Online purchase..(Ebay/Amazon,walmart) by Coldplay007(f): 7:15am On Sep 07, 2015
mikkyangel:


O ho, ur now saying measures will be taking against me after 7days, have i scammed anybody since i opened this thread (over 2 years now),I am the pioneer of this Ebay/Amozon movement on nairaland, today we have over half a dozen agents doing it...

Those who have opened threads and have had problems with clients and may have dispeared with them money, what have you done abt it mr Dragnet? am supprised you are giving me ultimatum here, why u no call my phone for better explanation on how we ended up at this stage(just like other regular clients have done)? Yet u and i communicated last week..


When i had ur 33k for months , and had completely forgotten about it , u called me(not once, not twice, not even 3 times) and explained how and what we bought, (constantly reminding me that ur money dey with me ohhh), and i reasoned with you until i sold you that hp laptop at a give away price(same price i usually sell mini laptops)..And offcos so many other deals which i tried my best to reduce charges on you," u dey come here now come use Buhari style for me"...Why did it take him almost one year to remind?



I have said this so so many times on this thread, consider it Oshodi market(my thread), i have no website, no partner, no office! my home address is my office..One thing is certain, ( i guarantee anyone), "Your money is Safe with me", no matter the millions, my ship agent lives in my compound in California and he is a member of my church, so e no get where him won run go wit my goods ..


I am being owed over 600k for goods i helped some clients ship going to 3 months now, it has been one story or the other, they refused to come pick them items and pay me, was it not for the job i have in America, how do i cont? From next week, i may publish them names giving them one more chance to come pick them items..OR....


"GOLD TOOTH, SEND UR ACCOUNT NUMBER , SO YOU CAN GET UR REFUNDS

Gold tooth, the court is in your balls.. grin
Send ur acct number..









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Car Talk / Re: Please Recommend A Good Toyota AC Technician by Coldplay007(f): 6:33am On Sep 02, 2015
Gazzuzz! If you can help fix that AC, you got yourself a loyal customer in me forever...
Once your OEM AC compressor spoils, you are in trouble.
I don't believe any Naija AC technician is competent. Once they change your OEM compressor/condenser You either keep replacing compressors every three to six months or you keep re filling gas every 2-4 months...

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Agriculture / Re: Acres Of farmland For Sale At N60,000 Per Acre by Coldplay007(f): 7:45pm On Sep 01, 2015
Any land in Oyo town? Need land for farming in Oyo..
Pets / Re: German Shepherd Stud Available In Ibadan by Coldplay007(f): 7:33pm On Aug 29, 2015
Lol.. adulterated stud..

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Pets / Re: Is It Proper To Castrate Your Dog? by Coldplay007(f): 11:03am On Aug 28, 2015
edogu:
For hw long will continue to put the dog under leash. You can do that during day, but placing ur dog under chain to me does not make sense. Anyway, thanks for your contribution.

You don't have the luxury of the sense you trying to make..(not an insult)
If you have a fenced house, don't put your dog on a leash, if the house is not fenced, don't buy a dog or put the dog on a leash..
Until govt start arresting people for leaving their dogs unattended to before they get sense
Family / Re: Am I Suffering From Misplaced Priorities? Help ... by Coldplay007(f): 5:42am On Aug 28, 2015
Nigerians have a funny mentality.... grin
Guy! You made the right choice joor! How much do you think a plot of land is?
Your salary is 50k per month, that's 600k per year.. Even if you use all of your salary to build house it will take you at least 6 years to build a modest house...
What is wrong with Nigerians and their archaic mentality of building house small small..
OP! A car is a necessity and the primera is a modest choice very soon you will marry, do they expect your pregnant wife to be entering molue and danfo..
This is the time to focus on your income stream and not building a house, you need multiple income streams. When you earn @ least 100k, you can then decide to start your small small business if you want..
Why don't you use the money from selling the chickens in December to breed more chicken for easter?

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Pets / Re: Is It Proper To Castrate Your Dog? by Coldplay007(f): 9:31pm On Aug 27, 2015
Lol.. Funny OP...
Your house is not fenced yet you want to leave your dog unchained.. grin
Agriculture / Re: PICTURES..The Construction Of Free Range Snail Farming System. by Coldplay007(f): 3:18pm On Aug 27, 2015
FarmTech:
And can the net withstand sun rays for long?

Let me be broad! What is the function of the net?
Agriculture / Re: PICTURE..Free Range Snail Farming Style In Lagos Nigeria. by Coldplay007(f): 6:30pm On Aug 26, 2015
What's that crawling plant, doesn't look like potatoes...
Agriculture / Re: Tomato Production And Marketing. Facts Backed With Figures by Coldplay007(f): 6:25am On Aug 18, 2015
First time I will be commenting on the Agric section.. grin

I'm an aspiring farmer and I love your spirit.
Lovely thread you have here. I'm not a hardcore farmer like you have here but a programmer, (not in the software sense)..
I'm into running public health programs.

I can see that you are very Technical but you need to learn a bit of programmes, a course in project management or an MBA might do you a lot of good..

Empowering the capacity of the farmers like you did is guaranteed to ensure you remain a small scale farmer for a long time..
There are two many variables beyond your control with that move, what if they refuse to sell to you and decide to transport it to ogbomosho or Ibadan themselves.. you will be surprised at the ingenuity of these farmers in breaking that huge cabal you talk off..
What if somebody comes to their farm and offer them 100 Naira more, or even one of your readers on NL go their market to buy the tomatoes off them to sell for his own markets..

They way to go would be to go at it all by yourself and become a large scale farmer(buy or lease more lands, get a bore hole and plant monthly like you suggest, because using the farmers does not guarantee you getting supply the year round without irrigation..

I know the next excuse would be funds, and you will be surprised at how much you can raise with ingenuity. You can run a similar project to what Jasper is doing in Ogbomosho, I'm sure a lot of NLers won't mind investing in your Tomato farm, you can factor in the cost of the borehole in your estimate.

If I were you, I will leave that Oke ogun area you are and move to somewhere around Ibadan, ijebu ode or abeokuta where linking the major markets won't be a problem..
Please stop focusing on only Lagos markets, I'm sure the cabals in Ibadan, Oyo, ijebu ode, Ife and other smaller towns would be easier to manage..

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