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RomanceRe: Is This Girl A Scam Or Really A Born Again? by Coldplay007(f): 3:58pm On Feb 04, 2015
Go down on her.. and just at that O time, shove it in, she won't even know you are in already...
Video Games And Gadgets For SaleRe: New Xbox360 Plates For Sale4 Assassin's Creed4,halo4 And MOH Warfighter 4k Each. by Coldplay007(f): 3:32pm On Feb 04, 2015
ladywise:
Q
You are a clown... grin
AutosRe: Funny Activities Of "Inspired Autos" (Fake Custom Papers And Tint Permit) by Coldplay007(f): 1:22am On Feb 03, 2015
GAZZUZZ:
Coldplay welcome o! Oga boss is just trying to let us know that this is NOT A DEMOCRACY grin me I am watching from the side lines quietly lipsrsealed
grin He has banned so many people, nobody wants to comment anymore..

Seems I will adopt your strategy, 'watching from the Sidelines'
I wish you had seen some of those posts that he deleted, and others he modified, very revealing...
AutosRe: Funny Activities Of "Inspired Autos" (Fake Custom Papers And Tint Permit) by Coldplay007(f): 6:25pm On Feb 02, 2015
Waoh! So that's what it feels like to be banned for 'trying to tarnish the image of NL'.. grin grin
Imagine not even one of the laws..
Seun! You fall my hand.. You're not as matured as I taught you are..
I would have said more but you will delete the post and ban me..

So all I have to say is Grow up...
PetsRe: 11 months Old Large Male Gsd For Sale At a reduced price (pics updated) by Coldplay007(f): 8:11pm On Jan 28, 2015
TVmhm:
you just prove to me that u are a rookie o...nawa where the rot inside dis dog....please stop saying what u domt know or what u are not sure about just to comment.....one love
Lol..
Who is the rookie? grin
Upload better picture, U no gree upload.. I still use my inside eyes to analyse your dog, you dey yarn rubbish? undecided cry
PetsRe: 11 months Old Large Male Gsd For Sale At a reduced price (pics updated) by Coldplay007(f): 7:11pm On Jan 28, 2015
Looks like a Rot-GSD mix.. that's def not a full breed GSD IMHO...
Video Games And Gadgets For SaleRe: PS3/XBOX 360 games (Download 2 consoles or ext HDDs) by Coldplay007(f): 10:23am On Jan 28, 2015
gnaira:
Hi, sorry; won't advice u try it urself, unless u've done it perfectly well b4, shd there b complications, hw then do u handle such?
Well, jailbreak is lyk every other hacking-lyk process. Done via downloaded softwares & @ tyms hard modding.
Would recommend u give it 2 dose who's business It's been; cos I neva do mine myself though.
Oshodi shd b ur closest call. I do mine @ Alaba (its cheaper)

U culd call me or buzz me on whatsapp 09091388128
How much is it in oshodi and how much in alaba?
Any disadvantage or adverse effect of jail breaking..?
Video Games And Gadgets For SaleRe: PS3/XBOX 360 games (Download 2 consoles or ext HDDs) by Coldplay007(f): 10:23am On Jan 28, 2015
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Car TalkRe: Siena's MK5 Toyota Hilux Customisation Project - "Apple Candy". by Coldplay007(f): 4:53am On Jan 27, 2015
You have two options bro... This

cne010:
Apply to FRSC for customised plates and it would cost you at least N150,000.00 all you need for the registration is the Vin, Engine number, Name and Address.
Or this....

cne010:
You need a good artisan that can make a good replica since it won't be used in Nigeria.
The 2nd option is cheaper but the advantage of option 1 is that you can always use the car in Nigeria if you have plan to come back some day...
PetsRe: Looking For My Dog. Willing To Buy Back by Coldplay007(f): 12:27am On Jan 26, 2015
vevcommedia:
Happy Sunday,

Thanks to everyone.
The dog is mainly for company. Someone in the compound actually carried him away, refused to say. Cant drag it with the person due to seniority. So i am just looking for the dog.

I have tried local petshops but to no avail. Asked around but nothing. He is about the right age to mate so I am thinking, maybe that is what he is being used for; and not that it is dead.

So incase you come across a breeder with american eskimos, do please help with a word.

Thanks.
Lol.. so na untop NL you go find am.. You know Who stole your dog but you can't challenge the person because of senniority..
I suspect if that same person rapes your wife, you still won't challenge him because of seniority...
Yeye.....
PetsRe: Easy Tricks To Teach Your Puppy by Coldplay007(f): 12:13am On Jan 26, 2015
Prodeegee:
did you read any part of the post atall?
You only told us of commands that can be taught (which we all know)...
What would have been educative is HOW to teach dogs some of the challenging commands.. E.g the growl you talked about...
Car TalkRe: What Low Value? Low Weight? Little Space Consuming Car Part Do You Need ASAP? by Coldplay007(f): 12:02am On Jan 26, 2015
I want toyota camry 2005 rear speakers covers.. How much can you get them?

http://m.ebay.com/itm/271683795956?nav=SEARCH
Car TalkRe: URGENT PLS!!! Toyota Camry 04 Tyre/rim Increase by Coldplay007(f): 10:11pm On Jan 24, 2015
drcynthia:
Rims 40k
3 brand new tires 13k each
2 belgium 5k each
Clerance is so cool
you should have bought 4 brand new tires.. the new tire opposite the tokunbo will wear out faster.... and Tokunbo tires are not safe for you...
Video Games And Gadgets For SaleRe: PS3/XBOX 360 games (Download 2 consoles or ext HDDs) by Coldplay007(f): 4:14am On Jan 23, 2015
gnaira:
Hi, u'll need 2 jailbreak it (software update) 2 allow u play games viaa ext drives & copy into int hard disk spaces wen needed
Please how do I jailbreak it? Can I do it myself?
AutosRe: Funny Activities Of "Inspired Autos" (Fake Custom Papers And Tint Permit) by Coldplay007(f): 5:01pm On Jan 22, 2015
Fhemmmy:
Yes, you are right and i am sure the OP will be taken cared of by the dealer . . . .
Lol! Una don start damage control ba?
This 'damage' can't be controlled...

The onus lies on the dealer to insist on the amount he can get the car..
If I tell you I have 1.1m for EOD, you collect the money from me then forge customs paper, you are a CRIMINAL that should rot in jail...
You can't blame me for offering you that amount,you are meant to reject the money if you can't work with it..
FamilyRe: Tales Of The Heart: I'm Scared I Would Cheat! by Coldplay007(f): 6:39pm On Jan 21, 2015
No, my life is not threatened but my marriage is! My husband has told me categorically that he can never lay his hands on me again. I don’t mean domestic violence but sex. My husband will not engage in sexual intercourse with me anymore.
I thought it was a joke when he said it, but eleven months later, he is standing firm that he can never do it.

We are in our third year of marriage and have an eleven month old daughter. At this stage in our lives, everything is supposed to be super fine with us because we are this successful young and beautiful family – we are both under 30 and work in big multinationals and live in our own house that we both pooled our resources together to purchase last year.

Everyone who sees us on the outside, even our friends and families believe everything is super terrific with us because that is what we show them, but this is far from the truth.

Melvin was my first boyfriend and lover. I was his also. We basically grew up together, though we didn’t attend the same schools, we have been officially in a relationship since we were sixteen and our families, who are friends, knew.

Because of our strict Christian upbringing, we always knew that sex was a no go area until we were married and we kept our promises to God and to each other. It was easy to tell he kept his promise to me on our first time when we married at 26 because he was absolutely terrible at everything and extremely nervous. I knew what to expect because I have being anticipating sex for a very long time and secretly hoarded and watched so many sex movies just to train and prepare myself. So I definitely could imagine and knew the kind of joy and pleasure I was to receive from my husband when we married because the movies taught me well and I helped myself using my hands.

So come wedding night and my greatest disappointment at my first time. But I didn’t tell him of course. What I did was encouraged him until he could make me feel very good and happy.

Even when I finally got pregnant, my husband was scared to come near me so he wouldn’t hurt the baby, but I showed him all the research online that said it was alright.

I have come to understand this about myself, that I am an extremely sexual person. I love sex and the only person I can exhibit my likeness with is my husband whom I love so much.

So I had my daughter after the most painful experience of my short existence. The doctors were ready to operate but my mother and mother in-law refused and brought out their bibles and holy water and anointing oils and holy handkerchiefs, they prayed and called down heaven so I could deliver like a real Hebrew woman.
I was in hell and screaming. The doctors said I couldn’t because my pelvic was too small but the grandmothers to be prayed my pelvic open and miraculously, after almost 24 hours of screaming, my daughter made her entrance into the world and I was badly torn and the stitching was worse and after the experience, right there, my husband promised he would never lay his hands on me again. He said he couldn’t bear to have me go through that again.

We all laughed over it eventually. I did the hot water sitting and all sorts and well, I healed with many bumps and rough surfaces courtesy the stitches. I, who went through the whole experience healed, but my husband who saw it all, is yet to heal.
I am going crazy. I need to be touched. I need to have sex. I need to experience what I have missed for over a year but he won’t bulge.

I am young. I work in a multinational company. I meet guys and I am beautiful and shapely. Despite my ring and having a baby, I still have suitors. I am receiving too many flirtatious remarks and looks and body gestures from certain gentlemen and they are beginning to make me feel hot inside. I am scared. I have made attempts with my husband but the last time, he almost slapped me out of anger and he was crying and apologizing later that he just couldn’t because he was scared. I have promised not to get pregnant and he says I am not God.


What else can I do? There is no one to discuss this with; definitely not my mum or his. We weren’t brought up that way; they would think I am possessed. Somebody please help me save my home before I lose my mind.
Car TalkRe: Help Me Choose Between Honda Accord 2005 (DC) And Toyotal Camry 2008 (muscle) by Coldplay007(f): 6:20pm On Jan 21, 2015
lonelydora:
Which one come be Envelope light? Well, you can't 2008 camry with 2005 accord. I give it to camry here.

But be ready to always change your shock absorber.
Shock absorber bawo? Camry big daddy and muscle have no shocks issue... its only the older ones that might have the issue...
Phone/Internet MarketRe: Sales!!! Samsung Galaxy S8,s7,iphonex,8,7......Call 08034946141 by Coldplay007(f): 6:14pm On Jan 21, 2015
jazz04:
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na wa oo...your used galaxy s4 even cost pass new one wey etisalat dey sale 45k.... lol
can other sims be used on the etisalat S4?
Car TalkRe: Help Me Choose Between Honda Accord 2005 (DC) And Toyotal Camry 2008 (muscle) by Coldplay007(f): 4:38pm On Jan 21, 2015
Hotestspot:
Those 2002 date of manufacture Envelope light you see around are still referred to as 2001 model. First big daddy is 2002 model.You are referring to date of manufacture. It doesn't always work like that in the auto world. The best way to confirm the VIN if u aren't sure is from the VIN. Cheers
So you agree they are manufactured in 2002... that's all....
Cheers grin
Car TalkRe: Help Me Choose Between Honda Accord 2005 (DC) And Toyotal Camry 2008 (muscle) by Coldplay007(f): 3:57pm On Jan 21, 2015
Hotestspot:
1. Envelope light is 2000/2001 model. No 2002 for envelope.
2. U can't compare a 2008 camry with 2005 accord. The 2008 camry is far ahead.
Some envelope are 2002... big daddy started late 02 and is actually refered to as 03-06 model...

OP, it's an insult to the 08 camry.. you shouldn't compare both cars
Phone/Internet MarketRe: Samsung Galaxy S5, S4, S3 And Ace3 For Grabs by Coldplay007(f): 10:18am On Jan 21, 2015
ewizard1:
The Neo Duos is Note 3's Dual SIM Version... If its not Neo Duos, then its no Dual SIM!
No its not! There is a dual note 3 that is NOT neos.. It was only sold in North America.. Neos is the watered down version...
Check gsmarena

It's N9002
AutosRe: Funny Activities Of "Inspired Autos" (Fake Custom Papers And Tint Permit) by Coldplay007(f): 4:07am On Jan 21, 2015
another inspired scam thread.. and this thread will die in the 'autos' section as usual...
But seriously how was OP convinced to pay 5M for a 2009 Fx 35...
That price should get you at least a 2013 model... grin
Phone/Internet MarketRe: Samsung Galaxy S5, S4, S3 And Ace3 For Grabs by Coldplay007(f): 3:40am On Jan 21, 2015
Crystalline:
can't assure you of that for now
Send me a PM when you do.. dual sim of either s5, s4 or notes 3...(not neos duos)...
Thanks
Car TalkRe: URGENT PLS!!! Toyota Camry 04 Tyre/rim Increase by Coldplay007(f): 7:20pm On Jan 20, 2015
Had the same issue when I got my camry.. Seems the Goodyear (though 205/65/15)that came with it is naturally low.. I bought new tires with the same dimension 205/65/15 and the issue was resolved....

My advice, Buy brand new tires with the same dimensions.. It worked for me...
Video Games And Gadgets For SaleRe: New Xbox360 Plates For Sale4 Assassin's Creed4,halo4 And MOH Warfighter 4k Each. by Coldplay007(f): 6:21pm On Jan 20, 2015
ladywise:
hhh
You didn't reply my post..
EducationRe: Is It Poverty Or Lack Of Studying Hard Is This Person's Problem?(photo Included) by Coldplay007(f): 12:39am On Jan 20, 2015
Very ingenious scam thread... advertising your number so that people can call you and you can steal all their money...
Ole...
GamingRe: What Is The Day Before The Day After Yesterday? by Coldplay007(f): 6:25pm On Jan 18, 2015
Yesterday
Video Games And Gadgets For SaleRe: 47 Uk Used Xbox 360 Cds For Sale For Jst #5000.. by Coldplay007(f): 12:53pm On Jan 18, 2015
enimcnite:
Sparkling neat, all original cds, 46 remaining up for grabs... cool
gears of war 1,2,3,
naruto shippuden ultimate ninja storm 3 full burst,
FIFA 14,
need for speed most wanted a criterion game,
halo 4,
battlefield 2,
battlefield bad company,
mass effect 2, 3,
Call of duty 2,3,4 modern warfare,
oblivion,
half life 2,
team fortress 2,
portal,
lost planet extreme condition,
front line fuel of war,
perfect dark zero,
dead space,
brothers in arms hells highway,
bayonetta,
crack down,
Alan wake,
kinect adventures,
forza motorsports 2,3,4,
Cameo,
saints row,
Soul Caliber IV,
Ninja Garden 2,
Test Drive Unlimited,
Dirt,
Bullet Storm,
Resident Evil 5,
PGR 3,
Condemned 2 bloodshot,
Bioshock,
Two Human,
Xbox Live Arcade Games,
Rainbow Six Vegas,
Ghost Recon Advanced Warfare 1& 2,

Fixed Price is #3000 for each.....don't dull it. wink
Contact Teniola on 09093332035 or Eniola on 07033983974..(we are brothers) grin
Location: Alagbado, Lagos.
Bb pin: 7E1FD71B
Are they still available?
Video Games And Gadgets For SaleRe: Xbox 360 Modding Services. by Coldplay007(f): 12:23pm On Jan 18, 2015
Please What is Moding? Just got a 4gb X box 360 from USA.
Does that mean I can't play it without 'modding'?
Video Games And Gadgets For SaleRe: New Xbox360 Plates For Sale4 Assassin's Creed4,halo4 And MOH Warfighter 4k Each. by Coldplay007(f): 12:12pm On Jan 18, 2015
What games do you have now? And how much? I just got an X box 360

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