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hopefulLandlord:
Your faith is less than Abraham's

you're not a true believer

You're not wrong. Not that I'm an atheist but I keep wondering if we christians are believing the true things about God. With the kind of things written in the bible we look more like slaves than children of God.

Someone told me it's because we use our left hand to wash our anus after shiting. If not of time I would have asked her how she knew and maybe if with some powers she could watch anybody when they r shiting no matter the location. I also wanted to tell her ''but we wash our hands after that''. I wish I could ask her. Anyway, I see the reason she gave me as one meant for kids.

I won't believe it's God's voice. I'll belive it's just my imagination so I won't do it.

Monitor Lizards everywia.

He never knew? Either he is an ajebo or his brain is malfunctioning.

Just like my dad who said he'll disown any of his kids who marry an Igbo person.

Reason? An ex-friend of his who was from Igbo cheated on him (no be small o). Now he can't trust any Igbo person again. He even hates them.


Note: Since we (his children) were little the only difference between us and fatherless kids is that the man who impregnated our mum is still breathing. Right now I have no idea where he is.

Fourth pic on the left...


Man: Make evening do reach eh make I go do business with that fresh young babe.






Wife: Sweetheart look at me na. Let us make it very romantic.






If you know you have cow dung in place of a brain insult me.

If I were you second test or nothing. If she like make she cry blood. Let her accuse you all she wants at least you know you've done nothing wrong. Don't allow her selfishness determine your future.

BornnAgainChild:
...just get ready cos if dem gbab me i go implicate you straight away

For wia. I've neva communicated with you o! In fact, I never knew nairaland existed.

Brushless:
Agreed that some landlords are nasty, same goes for tenants, but if a tenant prays to be a landlord someday he/she should not do like that.

I agree with you. Many people are just going to see them as dirty people now no matter what the landlord did.

BornnAgainChild:
Exactly my thought

Same thing am gonna do to my Landlord very soon especially his hypocrite wife

Ehn? Please u didn't get the idea from me o!

sexy74:
Do you people have portable and running water in the house?

Poor water supply isn't an excuse.

Did dey eva have guests?

Maybe the landlord annoyed them and dey decided to use the ''dirty toilet'' as a parting gift.

mustapha112:
what shall i do to stop sweating on my forehead when washing,ironing,teaching.what shall i do?

Use a chain saw to cut off your forehead, shook plenty cotton inside your head and replace your forehead using superglue. Works like magic!

Except her brain is upside-down, she's lying. She may have a different reason. Just leave her. She's obviously not for you so don't crawl after her begging.

Kuku kill me!

Wetin me wey never enter airplane go come talk na. See as jealousy wan kill me. Shaa make I just dey manage the keke lines.

It's normal. I used to think clay finished before God finished filling my left breast but I later browsed about it and saw that it was normal.

Wannabe actress, hmm? Maybe this is a warning that she should'nt be an actress. See what this one caused.

Good. Continue disgracing unaselves all over the world.Make every Nigerian a permanent laughing stock. I clap for una o. Nonsense.

Bobrisky? Entertainment?

jaywhoco:
right path of glass 3 is also blocked

Yes and it leads to glass 7 and not 5

miqos02:
consider glass 7

The pipe leading to glass 7 is blocked.

hanassholesolo:
I can't believe people say 6 for this game. Is it that they are rushing to comment?

I just noticed the blockages. I'ts 5. Silly me.

What a disgraceful act! Such a mother can never give a child a good moral up-bringing.

When will it start? I don't want to be late.

Beautiful!

Kinkyamiee:
Combing/brushing when wet, I met damp, not totally wet. But when totally wet, your hair should be saturated with conditioner. So it doesn't break off.

kay. Not a bad idea for strong afro hair.

Not sure, but I know it as moro-moro.

Good heavens! Combing/brushing hair when wet But that's when the hair is even more fragile. Please I think you should make a deeper research about this, no pun intended. I'm not claiming to be wiser than you.

Too long for the size of clothes most ladies wear all the time these days. I've heared of some ladies that don't own a skirt and secondary students that don't own a skirt besides their school uniform or some form-fitting/very short dresses. Imagine wearing such an underwear under a bumshort, miniskirt or verry short dress (high above the knees).

Why don't you go to your 'private' islam section to make the announcement.