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mustaphagreens: [b]Goodluck is undeniably a humble and educated man. Disheartened by obj's letter of 'allegations' i had expected him to fire back with harsh words but instead he went all civil by carefully and intelligently replying to and/dismissing each of the allegations, how shocking! I've never been fans with Gej but with this, i may reconsider my position on that. Calling you a daft leader over the d years must've been a huge misconception on my part, pardon me.
PS For all those nattering nabobs of negativism and and blind bats out there, who've sworn their lives to forever pen their ill-thought desertations against the sitting president, i hope the big scales in your eyes will eventually fall off after reading that letter and for the adamant ones you can choose to remain unheralded internet trolls or keep your mouth busy with my ectoplasmic Schwanzstücker. The choice is yours. Adieu. .




GOOD ONE GEJ, OBJ MUST'VE UNDERESTIMATED YOU IN THE PAST BUT I'M VERY SURE THIS INTELLIGENT REPLY WILL SCARE URINE OUT OF HIS WRINKLED SH.IT HOLE [/b]

I have a gut feeling you are a paid mercenary

#TeamBlackberry

I tried bbm on Android and I hated it. Only a goat will compare BBM #Official to the horseshit that was provided to Android and iOS

BabaAlabi: #Tears boxers

yaba left alert!!!

I'm only happy for the players, their families and the whole commitee. If nigeria like, make she win world cup 10 times in a row.

It doesn't change the status or living condition of the average Nigerian.

UAE never left group stage (I'm not sure they even participated) yet they're having much more fun than the Winners. Even the stadium reeks of highclassness.

Therefore, I don't give a fuc.

Go kickstarter.com Real people are innovating, changing the world.

Y'all are Nairabetting and gambling untop Under 17.

And you wonder why Nigeria is where it is.

I'm waiting for dem haters, who will quote my post.

I will give it back to you in full dose!

Nairaland dry today mehn!

I believe in God.

Science rocks too.

I'm trying to find a correllation for both.

Nigerians are so talentless [s]and stupid if they don't realize this comment was a troll post[/s]

naija noni: Nobody is condemning or hating on anyone.This is simply rubbish and immoral and that is d TRUTH.
"The 'TRUTH' means 'HATE' to those who 'HATE' the TRUTH"

And so? What is moral? You now define morality for us?

Trash.

kekakuz: God is the computer
Jesus is the hardware
Holy spirit is the operating system

if u stll dont get it,you may never get it

Will you shut up your mouth and finish your fura dey nunu!

You think everybody stupid as you are?

So based on your literal explanation, which one came first, the computer, hardware, or the operating system?

And before you ramble like a rabid dog again, make sure you read about the history of the computer wella wella.

Then you will realize you're not as wise as what you have been fooled to believe.

Trinity is bullsh1t.

It takes sheer knowledge and insight to realize this, even against the back drop of Nigeria's over-religious tradition.

Hi, I'm gay.

-Fine, how are you doing?

I'm doing muulah.

-Good to know. So why did you telll me you're gay?

Just so you know.

-Fine. Not homophobic here. Were all humans. Are you by any chance attracted to me?

No, negro.

- Good to know. You can Bleep the whole world.

meselo2002: That is what Grace does in ones life. Whether you took a wrong decision or not when your time comes, nobody can stop you. God just remembered that boy and that should not be a reason for you to try same adventure cos you might not be that lucky. Just pray for God to remember you.

Shut your trap bitch!!!

Opportunities are created, not circumstantial.

Ili'll brb.

SimonAndal: _

1. You were busy, I understand.
2. Bad boy!
3. Expect a call from me tomorrow evening, we're going to talk about this self-harming habit of yours.
4. Dude hurry the fhuck up!!!!!!
5. You evil lad, you!!!
6. For where! Lol
7. Have you heard about the theory of shoe sizes and erm...mansausage size?
8. Will be discussed tomorrow when I call.
9. Dafuqqqq??!!!!!!!!
10. Yayyyyyy!!!!!!!!
11. [size=18pt]OY VEH!!!!!!!!! [/size] (waankk material for tonight acquired!!!)
12. I hate that idioy!!!! Do I castrate him if I see him?
13. For some reason that turns me on.

[size=18pt]Haba! Iwo omo yii

You wan kill yourself ni?[/size]

[size=18pt]*WAILS*[/size]

[size=18pt]TrollKing,

Are you on Whatsapp?[/size]

These are stressful times. The rules are simple - if you need to rant about something, just go ahead. The next poster must be a comforter to reassure the ranting person. So I would like to start and here I go...

I really hate my life some times need an escape plan from everything in the world

agitator: Hope this crisis will not lead to the THIRD WORLD WAR, as predicted by Nostradamus?

Russia, China, Iran, North Korea, and some Southern American countries on one side, African countries undecided.

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Nostradamus was a fraud. Do research and never accept anything without questioning its credibility.

Never[/size]

[size=18pt]I have a camcorder.

But I don't go to church.

So?[/size]

obadiah777: not my predictions Sire. biblical predictions. its all in the bible
1-america will attack syria and blast it into the stone ages isaiah 17 vs 1 The burden of Damascus. Behold, Damascus is taken away from being a city, and it shall be a ruinous heap.

2-russia ( gog ) gets involved and destroys the israeli people ( ezekiel 38 and 39 ) and then they and america start nuking each other. iran ( medes ) joins russia, china ( king of the east ) joins russia. north korea joins russia. they are nuking each other. firing all kinds of nukes. when the eurozone see that russia is winning they would join russia ( rev 17 ) and then they would all fire their nukes on usa. when the nukes stop flying america will have been flattened and not a soul survive ( rev 18 ). all major cities in the world would be destroyed by nukes. all western nations would be destroyed and they would have no food or water. hence the second leg of the war will begin immediately. all the surviving countries would unite against africa ( the only land left unscathed relatively ) to take the land for themselves. it would be a bloody war in which two thirds of the population of africa would be destroyed and killed ( zech 13 ).

3-after it is all said and done africa will be victorious but lets take nigeria for example with 180 million people. two thirds is 120 million. 120 million people in nigeria would be killed. only 60 million would be left standing.

Shut up, Prophet of doom.

You children never cease to amaze me. People are talking logic, u carry bible come thread.

When US invaded Libya, people said this too.Y'all should chill. USA is the boss.

usmsam: Please educate thyself..... Im just trying to help an ignoramus like you


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkamZg68jpk

and sir, do you believe this video could have been edited and uploaded by anybody?

think out of the box. question everything.

gboss4sure: This war is going to escalate widely than the USA is thinking

And slave boi like you know wh the U.S is thinking abi?

Tell me more.

maxwello.yg:
If the U.S. don't control their ego and love for war this time, they will regret it!!!

Horus: This time, America may well being playing with fire.

So both of you really think you are intellectual when you typed these garbage abi?


You think you re smarter than the American congress abi?

You think America treats its military like we treat ours here abi? Both of you must be really deluded!

Nairaland Mumu Organization does not cease to amaze me

lorretta u: I wsih stuff like this happens more

You wish molestation happens more?

These days, buiscuits are now signs of...

This thread reeks of collosal hatred.

Leave her alone. She's living her life. What re you doing with yours?

Hating on another woman who's living her life. Whatever you type here wouldn't change .

All you people can do is rant, then go to night vigil on friday and church on sunday with your bibles. I wonder what happened to love your neighbour as yourself.

Stay there. Keep hatinging beans and bread while she enjoys her life with rich folks you can't even hold their cellphones.

The most crazy thing here is that ALL those abusing her here no be virgins. Even promiscuos men and ashawos dey yab her.

Bunch of hypocritical beasts.

Since Arsenal last won a trophy (21st May 2005):

Lets take a look at some of the things that have happened since then...

#Lionel Messi turned professional & won 78 individual trophies/awards, including 4 consecutive Ballon d'Ors.

#Nairaland, the online Nigerian Discussion Forum, was created, now with over 1121927 members.

#Steven Gerrard has played over 340 games for Liverpool.

#Arsenal have bought 49 players and sold 79.

#Members of that 2005 team have won 53 trophies elsewhere.

#Chelsea have had 9 different managers.

#Technology skipped a generation.

#Lionel Messi has scored 269 goals..

#Arsene Wenger has earned over £56m in wages.

#29 English teams have won domestic trophies.

#England national team have been exactly the same (BULSSSHIT & OVERRATED)

#Juventus and Man City have been relegated, promoted and won the league.

#Liverpool have won 5 trophies [This time it isn't a HISTORY story ]

#Pep Guardiola retired as a player, became a manager and won 15 trophies.

#Arsenal have spent £227.500.00 on new players.

#Birmingham City have been relegated three times, promoted twice, and won a trophy [League Cup] against Arsenal... Oh wait! Wigan too won a trophy and got relegated.

#The planet 'Mercury' has orbited the sun 32 times.

#390 people have been caught mas-turbating in the street on Google Street View.

#Suarez has bitten 2 different players in 2 different countries for 2 different teams.

#Twitter has been created and gained over 500 million users.

#Man. City have spent about £930 Million pounds on players.

#Every English club across every English league has changed manager.

#Portsmouth have gone from Premier League to League 2.

#Spain rose to dominance in world football and has won 3 major titles consecutively, including World Cup.

#Luis Suárez has been suspended for a total of 32 games... Oh and he's won 5 trophies.

#Nicholas Anelka has scored 98 goals for 7 different clubs, got married & had 2 kids.. and he's won 6 trophies.

#Zambia won the AFCON.

#Chelsea and Bayern signed 177 midfielders.

#The average 7UP soft drink can has been recycled 51 times.. [calm down Barcelona fans, I wasn't referring to the epic UCL rape ]

#There have been 908 recorded instances of rabbits raping cats... dafuq?

#Wayne Rooney has grown hair, lost it, purchased a hair transplant and then lost it again

#RESPECT

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