₦airaland Forum

so so confusion.

the earth is 2000 years old - the bible

the earth is over 20 million years old - science

how come Gods bath hub is 7,500 years old.

This people sha dey mess with our sense of reasoning.

She is now a Gospel Singer.

After shaking all that azz on 'Kele Kele'

[size=18pt]CHAI GBAGBO![/size]

Otutu1: abeg which phone be that?

Chai!

See ur life!

[size=18pt]AWFUL[/size]

sagytarius™:
The other day, I drew an attention towards u as a Gay. You rebutted that you are a woman!
Now, a question is directed towards the Bachelors, and here you are, identifying urself as one .
God is watching you in 4D and BluRay.

It takes a Gay to know one. Just like it takes a thief to catch a thief.

Anyway na me like your post. I'm just wondering why you decided to stalk this dude.

You love his swagga, eh?

Horid!

kingingkinging: What else do you expect from a State in Yoruba land, do u expect Igbo incantation? Or urhobo incantation? even in Lagos you hear Radio o Lagosi, tiwan tiwa mi titi, mo n rin lo ni titi, etc.

That is how it is supposed to be. Awa o ki n she omoale to n fi owo osi juwe ile baba e.

Thank you sir, Ogbeni Aregbesola.

Hoe, I was referring to what I wrote and not the Radio Station.

Fixate your vile elsewhere.

Odidere, Eye Awoko, Eye'ga, Awo won l'osun.

Eye Igunungun.

Sounds more like a yoruba incantation.

Minimize Trashy Friends.

What the OP described. Is it a case of holy spirit or holy ghost?

Or getting high on Haitian or Turkish Weed?

Or getting high on ALOMO + Cocacola.

Lubbish.

jammani: Any Nation that is not God-fearing, God will always raise among them those who dosnt have human feelings.. Their condition will continue to grow worse day by day. #dats all, EXPECT NOT POSITIVE CHANGE unless you change THAT which is in your BREAST..

Trash. Stop spewing fuclery all over nairaland. This is not your papa land.

America and Germany can be considered one of the morally corrupted countries in the world. Yes, Morally.

Yet they thrive.

Upon how religious gullible nigerians are, they can't think past anything spiritual.


Ping God to come and remove the corrupt politicians himself. Odee!

Fp at last. After all these years!

Muheheheh!

[size=14pt]BABY BUSINESS IS NOW BIG BUSINESS.


REQUIRES NO CAPITAL.


EVEN UNBORN FOETUS BE HOT CAKE.


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In a reminiscent event, harlots operating at a popular Ezenei-Cable point in Asaba Delta State have humiliated four gospel Jehovah Witness preachers during their routine activity leaving two of them stripped naked while their bags containing Awake and watchtowers were allegedly set ablaze.

It would be recalled that few years ago some “Christian convertors” from a popular Pentecostal church after they were allegedly hoodwinked into love making with the harlots, had their Bibles set ablaze upon their refusal to pay for their love making.

Eyewitness told LEADERSHIP FRIDAY that the incident occurred last Tuesday towards nightfall when the preachers upon courage “Approached” residents of the brothel to be part of their gospel teachings (Word of God).

As it were, the tradition of Jehovah Witness widely known for strict compliance against “things of the world” especially as they carry out their preaching of house to house in group of male and female.

But as unsuspecting regular visitors/preachers to various places, sources said they moved into the brothel was greeted in happiness by some of the sex workers who immediately assembled themselves to hear the word of God.

While the preaching lasted, our informed sources said many of the sex workers were seen like passersby clad in skimpy dresses that merely cover their nudity leaving their colleagues who had assembled to hear the word of God with serious gossip.

But this fateful day it was not to be for the Jehovah preachers who had gone to the brothel without the female among them and in their usual way introduced the topic in one of the “Awake” and while the biblical discourse lasted, the preachers were said to have been greeted in rude shock when one of the sex workers identified as Chinasa raced out of her room in what could be best described as “Hot Pant” that merely covers her nudity and with big bottle of stout and cigarette to drag one of them for sex.

In what looks like a child’s play, the preacher LEADERSHIP FRIDAY reliably gathered, resisted the attempt on him but the hooker’s method gained prominence and was dragged into the room.

LEADERSHIP FRIDAY checks revealed that the sex workers modus operandi is to woo unsuspecting men into having sex with them via their skimpy dresses; a situation they also display their pubic hair.

Expectedly the preacher and the harlot were said to have been engaged in serious battle right inside the room when his colleagues made attempt to rescue him but the situation became conflagrated as the harlots were allegedly said to have teamed up and seized their bags containing “Watchtower and Awake”.

They were said to have descended on them in severe beating including calling them names and allegations that they made love to them and did not pay.

http://leadership.ng/news/240513/harlots-humiliate-jehovah-witness-preachers

Nice song.

Clarence, what's it with colour grading effects on your videos? Must all your videos be colour graded? DAMN!

Its freaking cheap!!!

churific: Nigeria has taken lyrics recycling to the next level. Every song that comes out now is exactly the same thing about her "driving your crazy" and "having your baby" in different languages.

Like I said before, the video quality and sound has improved drastically; they need to start working on the content!

A country where the likes of Omawunmi struggles to produce a song with Wizkid so she can sell album.

Una no c sey na diffrent genres dem dey sing.

Education miss road for Nigeria.

Kedike.

[size=14pt]CYBER CAFE ERRAND BOI[/size]

Got drunk with friends and went to a night vigil with a black leather jacket. Once we entered the hall, everybody was looking at us like we were armed robbers.

The dance we we dance that day, I no go forget.

Before y'all hypocritical Christains start shouting on me, I know a couple of high ranking pastors that take a 'sip' before they hit the altar.

Marketing strategy

He knows you gullible people gon buy it and start screaming your love for christ like you're the holiest ones.

Slaves

slap1: Kudos. Most of her age-mates in Nigeria don't know how to shutdown a computer.

Bitter truth.

This thread is so riddled with the worst form of adaptive english I've ever came across in my life.

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We don’t choose the situation we are born into, but I am a firm believer that anyone can do anything they want. Of course, you can’t will yourself into playing Center for an NBA team, but if you look at successful people in any industry, you will find someone from every sort of ethnic and social background. It’s easy to say that someone has become successful because they have been lucky, but there is nothing lucky about a sustained artistic career. There will always be chance encounters that help people on their path to a successful and meaningful career, but it’s dedication and hard work that present those opportunities in the first place.

Better to have a short life that is full of what you like doing, than a long life spent in a miserable way.

What about you? What is your measure of success? What would you do if money was no object, would you choose to be happy?

Read more: http://www.voxxi.com/if-money-was-no-object-choose-happy/