Events › Re: 12-12-12. What Significant Things Will You Do Today........... by collins123(m): 3:04pm On Dec 12, 2012 |
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Events › Re: 12-12-12: One Of The Magical Dates, It Would Happen Again The Next 88years by collins123(m): 11:43am On Dec 12, 2012 |
#lucky.
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Career › Re: Highest Paid Jobs In Nigeria Apart From The Oil Industry. by collins123(m): 11:24am On Dec 12, 2012 |
Cowboy43: kidnapping Advance Fee Fraud Kidnapping Adultnapping Politics Money Rutuals AKA Okija Juju. |
Celebrities › Re: Chinedu ‘Aki’ Ikedieze Is 35 Today by collins123(m): 11:13am On Dec 12, 2012 |
Now I see... |
Health › HIV Saves The Life Of A 7-year-old Girl. by collins123(op): 10:35am On Dec 12, 2012 |
NEW YORK (AFP) US doctors in Philadelphia said they have saved a seven-year-old girl who was close to dying from leukemia with a pioneering use of an unlikely ally: a modified form of the HIV virus.
After fighting her disease with chemotherapy for almost two years and suffering two relapses, the young girl “faced grim prospects,” doctors at Children’s Hospital of Philadelphia said.
So in February this year they agreed to take her on in an experimental program.
Helped by a genetically altered HIV virus — stripped of its devastating properties that cause AIDS — doctors turned the girl’s own immune cells into a superior force able to rout the “aggressive” leukemia.
The treatment of Emily Whitehead was one of the very first of its kind and cannot yet be considered “a magic bullet,” the hospital said. But in Emily’s case, it apparently worked completely.
First, millions of the girl’s natural immune system cells were removed. Then the modified HIV virus was used to carry in a new gene that would boost the immune cells and help them spot, then attack cancer cells that had previously been able to sneak in “under the radar,” the hospital said on its website.
Finally the rebooted immune cells were sent back in to do their work.
“The researchers have created a guided missile that locks in on and kills B cells, thereby attacking B-cell leukemia,” the hospital said.
Pediatric oncologist Stephan Grupp, who cared for the girl, explained Tuesday that there was never any danger of AIDS during the process.
“The way we get the new gene into the T cells (immune cells) is by using a virus. This virus was developed from the HIV virus, however all of the parts of the HIV virus that can cause disease are removed,” he said in an email.
“It is impossible to catch HIV or any other infection. What’s left is the property of the HIV virus that allows it to put new genes into cells.”
During the treatment, Emily became very ill and went into the intensive care unit, underlining how risky the procedure can be. However, drugs that partly block the immune reaction were administered, without interfering with the anti-leukemia action, and she recovered, the hospital said.
The result was “complete” and best of all, the doctors say, the boosted immune shield continues “to remain in the patient’s body to protect against a recurrence of the cancer.”
“She has no leukemia in her body for any test that we can do — even the most sensitive tests,” Grupp told ABC television. “We need to see that the remission goes on for a couple of years before we think about whether she is cured or not. It is too soon to say.”
Grupp said on the Children’s Hospital of Philadelphia website that cell therapies might eventually replace the more costly, painful bone marrow transplant treatment, a standard last-ditch defense against cancer.
“I’ve been meeting with families to discuss bone marrow transplant for 20 years,” he said. “In almost every meeting, I say that bone marrow transplant is very hard and that if we had an alternative for children at that point in treatment, I would be delighted to put myself out of business. And for the first time, we’re seeing how that might actually happen.” https://www.digitaljournal.com/img/7/4/6/8/0/8/i/1/3/4/p-medium/emma_3.jpgEmma with her mother, father and doctor. http://pmnewsnigeria.com/2012/12/11/fire-for-fire-leukemia-defeated-with-hiv/ |
Computers › Re: The Worst Virus/Malware Infection You've Had On Your PC? by collins123(m): 11:53am On Dec 11, 2012 |
Sunymoore: How can a virus infect my sys after i have kaspersky,norton,malwarebytes and usb disk security. Cracked ones by the way. Beside my windows 7 ultimate is also cracked Abi o my brother. Avast cracked! Win 7 cracked! Malwarebytes cracked! Wisecare 360 cracked! Dem never write d virus wey go attack ma pc! |
Politics › Re: Alamieyeseigha Is My Benefactor~ Jonathan. by collins123(m): 8:09am On Dec 11, 2012 |
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Nigeria dey burn!!!! Make una cone see smoke!!!! Where firefighters? |
Christianity Etc › Re: Mayan Apocalypse: Panic Spreads As December 21 Nears by collins123(m): 8:30pm On Dec 10, 2012 |
Somebody should ask these MOGs if the world's gonna end on 21st:
Oyedepo
Chris Okotie
Pastor Adeboye
Chris Oyakilome
If the world no come end, what will happen. These people claim they know God personally. They should have answers!!! Muhahahaha. |
Career › Re: What Do You Do For A Living ??? by collins123(m): 3:06pm On Dec 10, 2012 |
[size=28pt]I WALK AS A MADMAN[/size] |
Career › Re: What Do You Do For A Living ??? by collins123(m): 2:56pm On Dec 10, 2012 |
[size=18pt]I'm a Hustler![/size] . . . . . A hustler is the way one lives his life. Going out on the streets or wherever making money and working hard for it. A hustler is not lazy he's consistently out earning money. He gets the money by using his smarts and outcunning everyone out there. A hustler has ambition and a more serious approach to life then that of a gangsta or a love-vendor. Hes more mature, and doesn't necessarily carry a gun. It can apply to any race, and its the way you uphold and carry yourself.
Eric: Yo 50 cent is a hustler Jermaine: Definately, not a great rapper but look at the way he hustles those white suburbia kids out of their money Eric: Damn! |
Christianity Etc › Who is a M-O-G ( Man Of God )? by collins123(op): 1:12am On Dec 09, 2012 |
I really don't wan't to start with descriptions here but I will be glad if Nairalanders can shed more light on criterias on who is supposed, or qualified to be labelled as a Real Man of God (unanimously known as MOGs)
Please include relevant MOG's name to your descriptions.
Also, what qualities disqualifies a person from being considered a MOG?
Thread #officiallyOpened! |
Politics › Re: GEJ’s Facebook Page Attacked For Unfulfilled Promise To Clean-up Zamfara by collins123(m): 7:43am On Dec 08, 2012 |
mr_man: Masses: mr president wey the funds wey u promise na? GEJ: make una cool down na shuo, abi una nor see say I wan build banquet hall abi no be una talk say a hungry man is an angry man? What we have in this country is a chronic case of misplaced priorities. [size=15pt]Wetin be MISPLACED PRIORITIES? SPARE ME ALL THOSE END TIME GRAMMAR[/size] [size=13pt] WHAT WE HAVE IN THIS COUNTRY IS[/size] [size=18pt] A CHRONIC CASE OF CORRUPTION[/size]!!! |
TV/Movies › Re: Pictures From Omotola's Reality TV Launch Party...celebs Spotted by collins123(m): 11:22am On Dec 07, 2012 |
cap28: nigerian society is becoming so decadent and immoral - now anything goes, transvestites, homos.exuals, transgenders are now becomign the order of the day in nigeria, where are we heading to with all of this decadence? who is pushing this negative agenda? it must surely backfire because it is alien to africa and its people, we need a revolution in nigeria so that all of this western imported junk can be wiped out of our system once and for all in order for us to build up from scratch and become a nation to be reckoned with.  [size=15pt] Change[/size] [size=18pt] is[/size] [size=20pt] CONSTANT![/size] [size=18pt] Grow Up OR Be Left Out[/size] |
Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by collins123(m): 6:14am On Dec 05, 2012 |
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Nairaland General › Re: How Do You View Illiterates??? by collins123(op): 4:33pm On Dec 04, 2012 |
k2039: I see them as they really are, 'illiterates' Almost fell my hand myself, lol!! |
Nairaland General › How Do You View Illiterates??? by collins123(op): 4:20pm On Dec 04, 2012 |
The other time I was at a relaxation spot and one well dressed man was vehemently claiming that Michael Jackson was a Nigerian!!
Imagine!!
And today I over heard a bus discussion and someone was saying that 'when a dog bites, they must not allow the victim to bark 3 times' else d victim will die instantly.
I wan faint!
As for me I see them as losing in the greater schemes of things. Two words:
Pathetic, and
DUMB!!! |
Politics › Re: Boko-Haram Killed 10 Christians In Borno State!!! by collins123(m): 10:02pm On Dec 02, 2012 |
Where are all these people that were screaming about GAYS yesterday?!!
U̶̲̥̅̊ na be next! |
Fashion › Re: Which Of These Social Media Sneakers Do You Prefer? by collins123(m): 1:28pm On Dec 02, 2012 |
exxell: O My Gosh..... Facebook and Yahoo all the way..... Awwww.... Am so much in love with those. Anybody know where I can buy them .... Willing to pay anything even if its for hire. You need to see a shrink... |
Phones › MTN Nigeria Throttle Blackberry Usage Speeds For Subscribers. by collins123(op): 9:29am On Dec 02, 2012*. Modified: 12:17pm On Dec 02, 2012 |
https://www.blackberryos.com/bbos-images/2012/mtn-logo1-ym4.jpg
Some MTN Nigeria subscribers may find themselves surprised with slower data speeds. As of today, MTN is introducing new measures that will manage usage speeds for its BIS users that "regularly download and stream large amounts of content outside of MTN’s fair usage policies,". MTN says the actions are necessary because, those users are impacting MTN's network capacity.
This is not the first time a carrier has regulated BIS traffic for their subscribers. A few months ago Vodacom implemented similar measures, by moving its BlackBerry users to a new system that would prevent users from abusing its BIS services. SA carriers are concerned about BlackBerry users abusing their fair usage policy, and are taking steps to stop it.
Vodacom reported that one user managed to download over 332GB of data in just one month. Now that's a far cry from the average users data usage per month, but carriers like MTN and Vodacom are seeing increased data usage from BlackBerry power users and are taking steps to control it.
Bandwidth throttling is nothing new among ISP's, but is fairly new for mobile carriers. With more carriers implementing bandwidth throttling one has to wonder if their carrier is next. http://www.blackberryos.com/content/mtn-nigeria-throttle-blackberry-usage-speeds-subscribers-4444/ |
Romance › Re: The Faces Of Nigerian Gays by collins123(m): 8:25am On Dec 02, 2012 |
Ucheosefoh: Mr gay nobody have the right 2 tell u how 2 use ur dick but dnt try 2 use it 2 seduce a straight dude cus he will help u package am well Oga, go sleep. You know nothing about me. No make me curse U̶̲̥̅̊ oo. Abi o ti ya werey ni! Imagine rubbish. I was just giving a constructive reasoning to the argument. You had no other options than to call me mr gay cause, I choosed to live and let live, unlike U̶̲̥̅̊ who will kill his father if U̶̲̥̅̊ find out he was once a gay or still is. You are MAD indeed. And yes, na ur papa I dey ph.uck. Before he died! Re-tard. |
Politics › Re: Taraba Governor Danbaba Suntai Reportedly Brain-Damaged by collins123(m): 11:12pm On Dec 01, 2012 |
saintneo: space for ................ Hire Sale Boerrow. This thread is a repost!!!! |
Health › Re: Pregnant Woman Dies In Port-harcourt Hospital Because Of Deposit by collins123(m): 10:28pm On Dec 01, 2012 |
What if a gay had provided the 20,000?
Would you, yes you..., still murder him? |
Romance › Re: The Faces Of Nigerian Gays by collins123(m): 10:21pm On Dec 01, 2012 |
Omo, dis one wey dem don dey threaten Gays like dis...
I'd rather change my orientation.
I got to switch to animals
Horses
Rabbits
Sheeps n Cows
Or better still
Prepuberscent young virgin girls (as young as 5yr olds)
#At least dat one no be gay too sha.
Or drink poison because of your hateful close minded, murder laced comments on NL.
Or better still form a NGO Terrorist Group.
With a daily killing rate of at least 20 people.
#At least, I'm no more labelled as a gay.
Hahah. Miserable Nigerian Hipocrites.
You have no right to tell me how to use my dic.k!!!
Fix your miserable sunken lives first.
Fix your damned country, then other things. |
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Family › Re: A Belgian Discovers His Wife Used To Be A Man After 19 Years! by collins123(m): 8:39pm On Nov 28, 2012 |
Seriously. She was once a man. Her husband is a man too. And She had a sex rearranging surgery which turned her to a woman. Sexually too.
What I am wondering is, they removed his d.ick. And surgically created a veejay. And the veejay 'tasted' so natural that for 19 years, the man did not notice anything amiss (natural lubing, friction, sexual feeling etc)
Was the man a virgin before he met him? Sorry , he's a her. |
Health › Re: Nigeria Ranked Among TOP 5 Countries That Defecate In The Open – UN by collins123(m): 1:40pm On Nov 28, 2012 |
[size=13pt]S.tupid people laughing, AND jubilating throughout the whole thread!!!
Dirty and Proud Nigerians.
SMH[/size] |
Crime › Re: 2 Passengers Arrested With Over $2M At MMIA, Lagos by collins123(m): 10:06am On Nov 26, 2012 |
Nigeria is a useless country.
Even if the cash was earned legitimately (which I doubt- no be naija we dey?) The Custom agencies or whoever in charge of the declaration of monies (who is also a nigerian) would still tell you to 'drop something' elso hell report your money as fraudulent.
Then U̶̲̥̅̊ still call such a country usefull?
Truth is bitter but it must be told.
Nigeria is a FAILED and USELESS country. This is your monday morning gall.
Now, he (or she) who haven't said something negative about Nigeria, a person, animal, place or thing should cast the first stone.
Suffering and smiling bigots! |
Christianity Etc › Re: Arise Sir Logicboy: Knight Of Atheism by collins123(m): 10:05am On Nov 25, 2012 |
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Food › Re: What Is This Fruit Called In Your Native Language? by collins123(m): 10:03am On Nov 25, 2012 |
Water & Garri |
Nairaland General › The Conspiracies Of Random Coincidence AKA The Texas Sharpshooter Fallacy by collins123(op): 10:02am On Nov 25, 2012 |
The Misconception: You take randomness into account when determining cause and effect.
The Truth: You tend to ignore random chance when the results seem meaningful or when you want a random event to have a meaningful cause.
Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy were both presidents of the United States, elected 100 years apart. Both were shot and killed by assassins who were known by three names with 15 letters, John Wilkes Booth and Lee Harvey Oswald, and neither killer would make it to trial.
Spooky, huh? It gets better.
Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy, and Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln.
They were both killed on a Friday while sitting next to their wives, Lincoln in the Ford Theater, Kennedy in a Lincoln made by Ford.
Both men were succeeded by a man named Johnson – Andrew for Lincoln and Lyndon for Kennedy. Andrew was born in 1808. Lyndon in 1908.
What are the odds?
In 1898, Morgan Robertson wrote a novel titled “Futility.”
Written 14 years before the Titanic sank, 11 years before construction on the vessel even began, the similarities between the book and the real event are eerie.
The novel describes a giant boat called the Titan which everyone considers unsinkable. It is the largest ever created, and inside it seems like a luxury hotel – just like the as yet unbuilt Titanic.
Titan had only 20 lifeboats, half than it needed should the great ship sink. The Titanic had 24, also half than it needed.
In the book, the Titan hits an iceberg in April 400 miles from Newfoundland. The Titanic, years later, would do the same in the same month in the same place.
The Titan sinks, and more than half of the passengers die, just as with the Titanic. The number of people on board who die in the book and the number in the future accident are nearly identical.
The similarities don’t stop there. The fictional Titan and the real Titanic both had three propellers and two masts. Both had a capacity of 3,000 people. Both hit the iceberg close to midnight.
Did Robertson have a premonition? I mean, what are the odds?
In the 1500s, Nostradamus wrote:
Bêtes farouches de faim fleuves tranner Plus part du champ encore Hister sera, En caige de fer le grand sera treisner, Quand rien enfant de Germain observa.
This is often translated to:
Beasts wild with hunger will cross the rivers, The greater part of the battle will be against Hister. He will cause great men to be dragged in a cage of iron, When the son of Germany obeys no law.
That’s rather creepy, considering this seems to describe a guy with a tiny mustache born about 400 years later. Here is another prophecy:
Out of the deepest part of the west of Europe, From poor people a young child shall be born, Who with his tongue shall seduce many people, His fame shall increase in the Eastern Kingdom.
Wow. Hister certainly sounds like Hitler, and that second quatrain seems to drive it home. Actually, Many of Nostradamus’ predictions are about a guy from Germania who wages a great war and dies mysteriously.
What are the odds?
If any of this seems too amazing to be coincidence, too odd to be random, too similar to be chance, you are not so smart.
You see, in all three examples the barn was already peppered with holes. You just drew bullseyes around the spots where the holes clustered together.
Allow me to explain.
Say you go on a date, and the other person reveals they drive the same kind of car you do. It’s a different color, but the same model.
Well, that’s sort of neat, but nothing amazing.
Let’s say later on you learn their mom’s name is the same as your mom’s, and your mothers have the same birthday.
Hold on a second. That’s pretty cool. Maybe the hand of fate is pushing you toward the other person. Later still, you find out you both own the box set of Monty Python’s Flying Circus, and you both grew up loving Rescue Rangers. You both love pizza, but hate rutabagas.
This is meant to be, you think. You are made for each other.
But, take a step back. Now, take another.
How many people in the world own that model of car? You are both about the same age, so your mothers are too, and their names were probably common in their time. Since you have similar backgrounds and grew up in the same decade, you probably share the same childhood TV shows. Everyone loves Monty Python. Everyone loves pizza. Many people hate rutabagas.
Looking at the factors from a distance, you can accept the reality of random chance.
When you desire meaning, when you want things to line up, you forget about stochasticity. You are lulled by the signal. You forget about noise. With meaning, you overlook randomness, but meaning is a human construction.
You have just committed the Texas Sharpshooter Fallacy.
The fallacy gets its name from imagining a cowboy shooting at a barn. Over time, the side of the barn becomes riddled with holes. In some places there are lots of them, in others there are few. If the cowboy later paints a bullseye over a spot where his bullet holes clustered together it looks like he is pretty good with a gun.
By painting a bullseye over a bullet hole the cowboy places artificial order over natural random chance.
If you have a human brain, you do this all of the time. Picking out clusters of coincidence is a predictable malfunction of normal human logic.
When you are dazzled by the idea of Nostradamus predicting Hitler, you ignore how he wrote almost 1,000 ambiguous predictions, and most of them make no sense at all. He seems even less interesting when you find out Hister is the Latin name for the Danube River.
When you marvel at the similarities between the Titan and the Titanic, you disregard that in the novel only 13 people survived, and the ship sank right away, and the Titan had made many voyages, and it had sails. In the novel, one of the survivors fought a polar bear before being rescued.
When you are befuddled by the Lincoln and Kennedy connections, you neglect to notice Kennedy was Catholic and Lincoln was born Baptist. Kennedy was killed with a rifle, Lincoln with a pistol. Kennedy was shot in Texas, Lincoln in Washington D.C. Kennedy had lustrous auburn hair, while Lincoln wore a haberdasher’s wet dream.
With all three examples there are thousands of differences, all of which you ignored, but when you draw the bullseye around the clusters, the similarities – whoa.
If hindsight bias and confirmation bias had a baby, it would be the Texas Sharpshooter Fallacy.
When reality shows are filmed, the producers have hundreds of hours of footage. When they condense that footage into an hour, they paint a bullseye around a cluster of holes. They find a narrative in all the mundane moments, extracting the good bits and tossing aside the rest. This means they can create any orderly story they wish from their reserves of chaos.
Was that one girl really a horrific bitch? Was that guy with the tattoos really that dumb? Unless you can pull back and see the entire barn, you’ll never know.
The reach of the fallacy is far greater than reality shows, presidential trivia and spooky coincidences. When you use the sharpshooter fallacy to determine cause from effect, it can harm people.
One of the reasons scientists form a hypothesis and then try to disprove it with new research is to avoid the Texas Sharpshooter Fallacy. Epidemiologists are especially wary of it as they study the factors which lead to the spread of disease.
If you look at a map of the United States with dots assigned to where cancer rates are highest, you will notice areas of clumping. It looks like you have a pretty good indication of where the groundwater must be poisoned, or high-voltage power lines are bombarding people with damaging energy fields, or where cell phone towers are frying people’s organs, or where nuclear bombs must have been tested.
A map like that is a lot like the side of the sharpshooter’s barn, and presuming there must be a cause for cancer clusters is the same as drawing bullseyes around them.
More often than not, cancer clusters have no scary environmental cause.
“A community that is afflicted with an unusual number of cancers quite naturally looks for a cause in the environment – in the ground, the water, the air. And the correlations are sometimes found: the cluster may arise after, say, contamination of the water supply by a possible carcinogen. The problem is that when scientists have tried to confirm such causes, they haven’t been able to. Raymond Richard Neutra, California’s chief environmental health investigator and an expert on cancer clusters, points out that among hundreds of exhaustive, published investigations of residential clusters in the United States, not one has convincingly identified an underlying environmental cause. Abroad, in only a handful of cases has a neighborhood cancer cluster been shown to arise from an environmental cause. And only one of these cases ended with the discovery of an unrecognized carcinogen.”
The Cancer Cluster Myth, The New Yorker, Feb. 1999
There are many agents at work. People who are related tend to live near each other. Old people tend to retire in the same areas. Eating, smoking and exercise habits tend to be similar region to region. And, after all, one in three people will develop cancer in their lifetime.
To accept something like residential cancer clusters are often just coincidence is deeply unsatisfying. The powerlessness, the feeling you are defenseless to the whims of chance, can be assuaged by singling out an antagonist. Sometimes you need a bad guy, and The Texas Sharpshooter Fallacy is one way you can create one.
According to the Centers for Disease Control the number of autism cases among 8-year-olds increased 57 percent from 2002 to the 2006. Looking back over the last 20 years, the rates of autism have gone up 200 percent. Today, 1 in 70 male children has some form of autism spectrum disorder.
When those numbers were released, it seemed absolutely nuts. Parents around the world panicked. Something must be causing autism numbers to rise, right?
Early on, a bullseye was painted around vaccines because symptoms seemed to show up about the same time as kids were getting vaccinated. Once they had a target, a cluster, they failed to see all the other correlations. After years of research and millions of dollars, vaccines have been ruled out, but some parents and celebrities refuse to accept the findings. Singling out vaccines while ignoring the millions of other factors is the same as noting the Titan hit an iceberg but omitting it had sails.
Lucky streaks at the casino, hot hands in basketball, a tornado sparing a church – these are all examples of humans finding meaning after the fact, after the odds are tallied and the numbers have moved on. You are ignoring the times you lost, the times the ball missed the basket and all the homes the tornado blindly devoured.
In World War II, Londoners took notice when bombing raids consistently missed certain neighborhoods. People began to believe German spies lived in the spared buildings. They didn’t. Analysis afterward by psychologists Daniel Kahneman and Amos Tversky showed the bombing strike patterns were random.
Anywhere people are searching for meaning, you will see the Texas Sharpshooter Fallacy. For many, the world loses luster when you accept the idea random mutations can lead to eyeballs or random burn patterns on toast can look like a person’s face.
If you were to shuffle a deck and draw out 10 cards, the chances of the sequence you drew coming up are in the trillions, no matter what they are. If you drew out an ordered suit, it would be astonishing, but the chances are the same as any other set of 10 cards. The meaning is a human construct.
Look outside. See that tree? The chances of it growing there on that spot, on this planet, circling this star in this galaxy among the billions of galaxies in the known universe are so incredibly small it seems to have meaning, but that meaning is only a figment of your imagination. You are drawing a bullseye around a cluster on a vast barn.
It is no less astronomical the odds of it being there than the patch of dirt beside it. The same is true if you looked out onto a desert and found a lizard, or into the sky and found a cloud, or into space and saw nothing but hydrogen atoms floating alone. There is a 100 percent chance something will be there, be anywhere, when you look, but only the need for meaning changes how you feel about what you see.
For as long as there been humans we have searched for our place in the cosmos. Where are we? Who are we? We find that we live on an insignificant planet of a hum-drum star lost in a galaxy tucked away in some forgotten corner of a universe in which there are far more galaxies than people. This perspective is a courageous continuation of our penchant for constructing and testing mental models of the skies; the Sun as a red-hot stone, the stars as a celestial flame, the Galaxy as the backbone of night.
- Carl Sagan
To admit the messy slog of chaos, disorder and random chance rules your life, rules the universe itself, is a painful conceit. You commit the Texas Sharpshooter Fallacy when you need a pattern to provide meaning, to console you, to lay blame.
You mow your lawn, arrange your silverware, comb your hair. Whenever possible, you oppose the forces of entropy and thwart their relentless derangement.
Your drive to do this is primal. You need order. Order makes it easier to be a person, to navigate this sloppy world.
Pattern recognition leads to food, protects you from harm. You are born looking for clusters where chance events have built up like sand into dunes. You are able to read these words because your ancestors recognized patterns and changed their behavior to better acquire food and avoiding becoming it.
Carl Sagan said in the vastness of space and the immensity of time it was a joy to share a planet and epoch with his wife. Even though he knew fate didn’t put them together, it didn’t take away the wonder he felt when he was with her.
You see patterns everywhere, but some of them are formed by chance and mean nothing. Against the noisy background of probability things are bound to line up from time to time for no reason at all. It’s just how the math works out. Recognizing this is an important part of ignoring coincidences when they don’t matter and realizing what has real meaning for you on this planet, in this epoch. http://youarenotsosmart.com/2010/09/11/the-texas-sharpshooter-fallacy/ |
Music/Radio › How Much Does It Cost To Make An International Hit Song? by collins123(op): 2:31pm On Nov 18, 2012 |
Getting a song on the pop charts takes big money.
Def Jam started paying for Rihanna's recent single, "Man Down," more than a year ago. In March of 2010, the label held a writing camp in L.A. to create the songs for Rihanna's album, Loud.
At a writing camp, a record label hires the best music writers in the country and drops them into the nicest recording studios in town for about two weeks. It's a temporary version of the old music-industry hit factories, where writers and producers cranked out pop songs.
"It's like an all-star game," says Ray Daniels, who was at the writing camp for Rihanna.
Daniels manages a songwriting team of two brothers, Timothy and Theron Thomas, who work under the name Rock City. "You got all the best people, you're gonna make the best records," he says.
Notes
These are rough estimates based on interviews with industry insiders. The figures have not been confirmed by Rihanna’s label, Def Jam. Source: NPR Credit: Alyson Hurt Here's who shows up at a writing camp: songwriters with no music, and producers toting music tracks with no words.
The Thomas brothers knew producer Shama "Sham" Joseph, but they had never heard his Caribbean-flavored track that became "Man Down."
According to Daniels, the brothers listened to the track and said, "Let's give Rihanna a one-drop! Like, a response to 'I shot the sheriff!"
They wrote the lyrics to "Man Down" in about 12 minutes, Daniels says.
To get that twelve minutes of inspiration from a top songwriting team is expensive — even before you take into account the fee for the songwriters.
At a typical writing camp, the label might rent out 10 studios, at a total cost of about $25,000 a day, Daniels says.
The writing camp for Rihanna's album "had to cost at least 200 grand," Daniels says. "It was at least forty guys out there. I was shocked at how much money they were spending! But, guess what? They got the whole album out of that one camp."
A writing camp is like a reality show, where top chefs who have never met are forced to cook together. At the end, Rihanna shows up like the celebrity judge and picks her favorites.
Her new album has 11 songs on it. So figure that the writing camp cost about $18,000 per song.
The songwriter and the producer each got a fee for their services. Rock City got $15,000 for Man Down, and the producer got around $20,000, according to Daniels.
That's about $53,000.00 spent on the song so far— before Rihanna even steps into the studio with her vocal producer.
The vocal producer's job is to make sure Rihanna sings the song right.
Makeba Riddick didn't produce Rihanna's vocals on "Man Down," but she's one of the industry's top producers, and has worked with the singer on many songs, including the two number one hits in 2010: "Rude Boy" and "Love the Way You Lie."
When Riddick works with a singer, she'll say, "I need you to belt this out, I need you to scream this, as if you're on one end of the block and you're trying to talk to somebody three blocks away."
Or maybe: "Sing with your lips a little more closed, a little more pursed together, so we can get that low, melancholy sound."
Not only that, the vocal producer has to deal with the artist's rider. The rider is whatever the artist needs to get them in the mood to get into the booth and sing.
"They'll have strobe lights, incense burning, doves flying around the studio," she says. (Yes, Riddick has had doves circling her head while she's working.)
Rihanna is "very focused" Riddick says. So no doves.
Riddick's fee starts at $10,000 to $15,000 per song, she says.
The last step is mixing and mastering the song, which costs another $10,000 to $15,000, according to Daniels.
So, our rough tally to create one pop song comes to:
The cost of the writing camp, plus fees for the songwriter, producer, vocal producer and the mix comes to $78,000.
But it's not a hit until everybody hears it. How much does that cost?
About $1 million, according to Daniels, Riddick and other industry insiders.
"The reason it costs so much," Daniels says, "is because I need everything to click at once. You want them to turn on the radio and hear Rihanna, turn on BET and see Rihanna, walk down the street and see a poster of Rihanna, look on Billboard, the iTunes chart, I want you to see Rihanna first. All of that costs."
That's what a hit song is: It's everywhere you look. To get it there, the label pays.
Every song is different. Some songs have a momentum all their own, some songs just break out out of the blue. But the record industry depends on hits for sales. Having hits is the business plan. The majority of songs that are hits — that chart high, that sell big, that blast out of cars in the summertime— cost a million bucks to get them heard and played and bought.
Daniels breaks down the expenses roughly into thirds: a third for marketing, a third to fly the artist everywhere, and a third for radio.
"Marketing and radio are totally different," he says. "Marketing is street teams, commercials and ads."
Radio is?
"Radio you're talking about . . ." he pauses. "Treating the radio guys nice."
'Treating the radio guys nice' is a very fuzzy cost. It can mean taking the program directors of major market stations to nice dinners. It can mean flying your artist in to do a free show at a station in order to generate more spots on a radio playlist.
Former program director Paul Porter, who co-founded the media watchdog group Industry Ears, says it's not that record labels pay outright for a song. They pay to establish relationships so that when they are pushing a record, they will come first.
Porter says shortly after he started working as a programmer for BET about 10 years ago, he received $40,000.00 in hundred-dollar bills in a Fed-Ex envelope.
Current program directors told me this isn't happening anymore. They say their playlists are made through market research on what their listeners want to hear.
In any case, to return to our approximate tally: After $78,000 to make the song, and another $1 million to roll it out, Rihanna's "Man Down" gets added to radio playlists across the country, gets a banner ad on iTunes ... and may still not be a hit.
As it happens, "Man Down" has not sold that well, and radio play has been minimal.
But Def Jam makes up the shortfall by releasing other singles. And only then— if the label recoups what it spent on the album — will Rihanna herself get paid. http://www.npr.org/blogs/money/2011/07/05/137530847/how-much-does-it-cost-to-make-a-hit-song |
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