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I was just surfing through UrbanDictionary and I came across the definition of Nairaland, proudly provided by your one and only SimonAndal.

Please share yours if you disagree. Be as satirical as possible.

The things we do for frontpage!

One by one the SS will full nairaland and arrest all these monikers wey dey abuse the present administration.

The risk we take for NL front page.

Wow, the OP go don high on pammi now. Frontpage honour no be small thing.

Oya go snap a recent pic with DaGrin dead body.

I'm not Muslim but I know this it a hate thread.

Why again, was it moved to the front page?

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Okija_juju: How is Omotola influencial please?!

I know shes a hot MILF, and Actress and has that God awful reality T.V show, but again, how is she influencial?!

Bros Okij, I need to consult your shrine for some important issues. Seriously, are you on BBM?

Good. for her. Na which church she go pray on the 31st of December?

Click LIKE if you checked out the chap's website after reading the thread.

All for re election packages!

Godman_n: [size=20pt]To hell with CAN![/size]

[size=18pt]To HELL INDEED![/size]

You can take her to the cemetary!

IkeNwanyiCalaba: i cannot even understanding you. you talk in idioms. you have some explane to do. next time try make yourself easy in your explnatione and i will know to help you. From the small i understand, you are fighting with your boyfriend. my simple advise is live boyfriend girlfriend thing alone because all is vanity upon vanity. give your life to christ. thank you.

I swear dis is one crazy indivdual!!!

Please add these new sections

Indecency

Sex hookups

Also add a dislike button

And a report mods button

And a +18 page

Also a new section for stupid people!!!

Who cares?

Nairaland is geeting so booring these days.

Iish!!!

The disadvantages of a hyperactive libido.

Nigeria is one massive Corruption Cycle.

ebamma: Why am commenting sef?

Ataya ooo.

Rubbish! Pepper don enter my eye.

Aizebioje: With these countries mentioned, Nigeria obviously isn't in the top 11.
OPE O!!!

Who tell you

01 - NIGERIA

If you need any explanation, then you are a learner.

[s]Think about this: at entry level, a policeman earns N 22,000 a month. From this amount, he is expected to buy his torch, maintain his boots, feed his family, and survive. Then he is given a gun. . .[/s]

2nd.

She looks [size=14pt]cinderellic[/size]


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blackchukky: As at now that bridge has been painted with white and black colors, your post isn't up to date

Why u no carry your Torchlight camera go there, come update for here?

Boboedom: please let us be careful in saying it is not in my bible. The bible is the Word of God and not God. Before we start idolising the bible. God still speak to people of today and His words are ever so in tune but we need the Holy Spirit to give us understanding.

[size=13pt]And so friggin what? You go slap me ni?[/size]

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[size=14pt]Clearly, the donkey in the picture is able to bust free from the situation. A flimsy plastic chair is no match for the strength of a donkey, but all the donkey saw was that he was tied up. With his tunnel vision all he saw was the immediate circumstances and he decided to give up before he even tried. But what would have happened had he tried?

If only he had tried, he would have seen that the task at hand was not so hard.
If only he had tried, he would have seen that he was much stronger than the situation that he faced.
If only he had tried, he would have been able to break free from his bondage.
But he didn't.
He saw the chains and became paralyzed with fear.

Train your mind to think like a winner. [/size]

OK. Let me share some pics here too

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[size=14pt]Where in the bible does it commands us to celebrate all these days?

We too like to dey fool ourselves! Going to church every Sunday doesn't guarantee you a seat among the Choirs of Heaven [/size]

[size=14pt]Idolatry in 3D[/size]

[size=14pt]This is one damn interesting thread! One of the bestest in 2013, I assure you![/size]

Man must self-service!

Bad news!

Yeah. Techno makes you feel like you're on real skunk!!!

Check out my thread!

https://www.nairaland.com/1237511/hypnotic-songs-anyone#14938683