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trenlog:
I need pm games I don't know if you have it also, anyway I stay in ui. 081382215630

Pm games?

Trash.

You mean to tell me Huawei P7 is not on the list, if not the best?

You must be kidding.

The front camera quality of this phone beats LG G4 down to death.

https://cdn.pcadvisor.co.uk/cmsdata/reviews/3515373/Huawei_Ascend_P7_review.jpg

Hello y'all. I love movies. Who doesn't?

I have a lot of movies AVI/MP4/MKV files that I won't mind sharing with other Ibadan based Nairalanders in exchange with new movies from them too.

If you have no movies to swap it, it's all good but it would be nice to have other movies to offer too.

Add me up and let's hook up on BBM
Pin:532879A4

Or comment below with location. I'm based in Iwo road.

Jes por profaganza?

OP, I have a history of flank pains, and very recently (since a week ago) I have been having a recurrent headache and my urine production is noticeably low even after I consume enough water.

I am really worried.

jamillion:
poor man language

So what is the rich man's language?

He who laughs last laughs best.

mensdept:
Is being decisive overthrowing governments and issuing out Decrees? Or waiting until election time to hijack presidential positions so that no real opposition emerges?

A lot of the problems in the country are not even from Aso Rock, but from we the people, who of course, prefer EPL over NPL (see Sports), Owambe and Asheobi to organizing voter turnouts, running to Yankee to give birth and medical checkups because green passport is "worthless", and on and on.

Why don't we hold state governors and senators accountable? Why don't we question why pastors are having private jets and building more and more "camps" everywhere when there are not even enough factories to go around? People say GEJ is anti-Igbo, anti-North, anti-Yoruba, etc., and when the facts don't add up, we don't grab and query them for incisive remarks...

Hypocrisy.

What is the name of your current local government chairman?

Pray, tell us, how do we hold 'them' accountable?

To package yourself no be crime....

NEW JOB TITLES:

*Gardener: Landscape Executive Officer (LEO)

*House Maid : House Upkeep Manager (HUM)

*Receptionist : Office Access Control Manager (OACM)

*Typist : Printed Document Handler (PDH)

*Messenger : Business Communications Conveyor Specialist (BCCS)

*Window Cleaner : Transparent Wall Technician (TWT)

*Temporary Teacher : Associate Tutor (AT)

*Tea Boy : Refreshment Specialist (RS)

*Garbage Collector : Public Sanitation Engineer (PSE)

*Watchman : Theft Prevention & Surveillance Officer (TPSO)

*Thief : Wealth re-Distribution Expert (WrDE)

*Driver : Automobile Propulsion Specialist (APS)

*Maid : Domestic Operations Specialist (DOS)

*Employee without Portfolio : Administration Manager (AM)

*Cook : Gastrointestinal Nourishment Management Executive(GNMO)

*Barber: Dead Scalp Cells Removal Specialist (DSCRS)

Do Not Forget
*Unemployed : Town Surveyor (TS)

*Gossip : Research & Communications Manager (RCM).

*Bad Belle pple: Research, Analysis & Criticism Specialist (RACS)

*Prostitutes: Temporary Spouse Replacement & Care-Giving Executive (TSRCE)

*Local Drunk: Alcohol Testing & Maintenance Executive (ATME)

*Mechanic: Automotive Fault Tracing & Correction Engineer (AFTCE)

*Tailor: Couture Fabrication Specialist (CFS)

*Politician: Public Funds Diversion Expert (PFDE)

*Yahoo boy: International Wealth re-Distribution Consultant (IWDC)

*Assassin: Human Population Control Officer (HPCO)

"That same night, I wrote my first short story. It took me thirty minutes. It was a dark little tale about a man who found a magic cup and learned that if he wept into the cup, his tears turned into pearls. But even though he had always been poor, he was a happy man and rarely shed a tear. So he found ways to make himself sad so that his tears could make him rich. As the pearls piled up, so did his greed grow. The story ended with the man sitting on a mountain of pearls, knife in hand, weeping helplessly into the cup with his beloved wife's slain body in his arms."

-Khaled Hosseini, The Kite Runner

BENZINA:
As a baptised and confirmed catholic I have never been so heartbroken.

Learn to live with it. The sun does not shine everyday.

MissMeiya:
Welcome to Nigerian Twitter.

These people are retárded. Nigerian Tweeters DO NOT LIKE GEJ. Whose idea was this?

P.S. To the very dull person I'm arguing with, those timestamps are for MY timezone. Which you can see in my phone clock from my previous screenshots.

P.S.S. The orijin joke is a reference to GEJ being a drunkard. Since you seem incapable of understanding advanced level humor.

Na today you know most Nairalanders are idiots?

Na today?

Nten:
2015 THE YEAR OF PROPHECIES. Election prophecies topping the chart.

Hahah, I can now see the biblical God is damn interested in Nigerian Politics.

Calculated predictions!

Nigeria is doomed.

Nairaland is now synonymous with bad news.

wazoboy:
Africa, Africa, Africa!
hmmmm, somebody asked a question "how do you guys know its him knocking", but alas, no reasonable answer!

This is why I love France.

Here in France, such frivolous claims are not acomodated.

Hi Seun,

I sent you a message on Facebook.
I will appreciate if you can check and respond on time.

Happy New Year!

[size=18pt]If Don Jazzy is 32, then I am 11 and my Grandmother is still a virgin. [/size]

As the topic implies, I just got admitted to a prestigious university here in Liberia and I will appreciate any Nigerian currently schooling abroad to introduce himself or herself here and including name of school, country and course of study.

Let's keep the ball rolling!

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carefreewannabe:
Where have Cococandy and EfemenaXY been lately?
And where is Aisha2?

Dem don go do runs.

1. Not traveling when you had the chance.

Traveling becomes infinitely harder the older you get, especially if you have a family and need to pay the way for three-plus people instead of just yourself.

2. Not learning another language.

You’ll kick yourself when you realize you took three years of language in high school and remember none of it.

3. Staying in a bad relationship.

No one who ever gets out of a bad relationship looks back without wishing they made the move sooner.

4. Forgoing sunscreen.

Wrinkles, moles, and skin cancer can largely be avoided if you protect yourself.

5. Missing the chance to see your favorite musicians.

“Nah, dude, I’ll catch TuBaba next time they come through town.” Facepalm.

6. Being scared to do things.

Looking back you’ll think, What was I so afraid of?

7. Failing to make physical fitness a priority.

Too many of us spend the physical peak of our lives on the couch. When you hit 40, 50, 60, and beyond, you’ll dream of what you could have done.

8. Letting yourself be defined by gender roles.

Few things are as sad as an old person saying, “Well, it just wasn’t done back then.”

9. Not quitting a terrible job.

Look, you gotta pay the bills. But if you don’t make a plan to improve your situation, you might wake up one day having spent 40 years in hell.

10. Not trying harder in school.

It’s not just that your grades play a role in determining where you end up in life. Eventually you’ll realize how neat it was to get to spend all day learning, and wish you’d paid more attention.

11. Not realizing how beautiful you were.

Too many of us spend our youth unhappy with the way we look, but the reality is, that’s when we’re our most beautiful.

12. Being afraid to say “I love you.”

When you’re old, you won’t care if your love wasn’t returned — only that you made it known how you felt.

13. Not listening to your parents’ advice.

14. Spending your youth self-absorbed.

You’ll be embarrassed about it, frankly.

15. Caring too much about what other people think.

In 20 years you won’t give a damn about any of those people you once worried so much about.

16. Supporting others’ dreams over your own.

Supporting others is a beautiful thing, but not when it means you never get to shine.

17. Not moving on fast enough.

Old people look back at the long periods spent picking themselves off the ground as nothing but wasted time.

18. Holding grudges, especially with those you love.

What’s the point of re-living the anger over and over?

19. Not standing up for yourself.

Old people don’t take shit from anyone. Neither should you.

20. Not volunteering enough.

OK, so you probably won’t regret not volunteering Hunger Games style, but nearing the end of one’s life without having helped to make the world a better place is a great source of sadness for many.

21. Neglecting your teeth.

Brush. Floss. Get regular checkups. It will all seem so maddeningly easy when you have dentures.

22. Missing the chance to ask your grandparents questions before they die.

Most of us realize too late what an awesome resource grandparents are. They can explain everything you’ll ever wonder about where you came from, but only if you ask them in time.

23. Working too much.

No one looks back from their deathbed and wishes they spent more time at the office, but they do wish they spent more time with family, friends, and hobbies.

24. Not learning how to cook one awesome meal.

Knowing one drool-worthy meal will make all those dinner parties and celebrations that much more special.

25. Not stopping enough to appreciate the moment.

Young people are constantly on the go, but stopping to take it all in now and again is a good thing.

26. Failing to finish what you start.

“I had big dreams of becoming a nurse. I even signed up for the classes, but then…”

27. Never mastering one awesome party trick.

You will go to hundreds, if not thousands, of parties in your life. Wouldn’t it be cool to be the life of them all?

28. Letting yourself be defined by cultural expectations.

Don’t let them tell you, “We don’t do that.”

29. Refusing to let friendships run their course.

People grow apart. Clinging to what was, instead of acknowledging that things have changed, can be a source of ongoing agitation and sadness.

30. Not playing with your kids enough.

When you’re old, you’ll realize your kid went from wanting to play with you to wanting you out of their room in the blink of an eye.

31. Never taking a big risk (especially in love).

Knowing that you took a leap of faith at least once — even if you fell flat on your face — will be a great comfort when you’re old.

32. Not taking the time to develop contacts and network.

Networking may seem like a bunch of crap when you’re young, but later on it becomes clear that it’s how so many jobs are won.

33. Worrying too much.

As Tom Petty sang, “Most things I worry about never happen anyway.”

34. Getting caught up in needless drama.

Who needs it?

35. Not spending enough time with loved ones.

Our time with our loved ones is finite. Make it count.

36. Never performing in front of others.

This isn’t a regret for everyone, but many elderly people wish they knew — just once — what it was like to stand in front of a crowd and show off their talents.

37. Not being grateful sooner.

It can be hard to see in the beginning, but eventually it becomes clear that every moment on this earth — from the mundane to the amazing — is a gift that we’re all so incredibly lucky to share.

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Memories e'ery body!

Joagbaje: What's the difference between hero3 black and hero 3+ From your experience

Colour quality. And 4K mode is much better unlike the horseshit on Gopro 3.

[size=18pt][color=crimson]Currently reading The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins

An eye opener, I must say![/color][/size]

This thread is a lame attempt at gay humor!

OP is either delusional or just experienced Sleep Paralysis

Yes. I can. I have learnt to take everything in moderation.

If you can't live without your phone for a day then you're either a kid, or ...a kid.