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Crime / Re: Kidnappers Of Father Marcel Izu Onyeocha Revealed by Colonelswitz101(m): 9:42pm On Apr 11, 2021
Abaman001:
Nnamdi kanu's head must be provided dead or live....that Yahoo Yahoo criminal must be rearrested at all cost....

Imbe¢iles everywhere...
Family / Re: My Mother-In-law Just Walked Into My House Without A Notification by Colonelswitz101(m): 3:01pm On Apr 11, 2021
RMoneyInTheBank:
35 minutes drive from your house and you expect her to inform you before coming ALL THE TIME ? Bros fear God... After all she is not there to stay... In as much as it is good to inform people before visiting them, I feel it shouldn't be ALL THE TIME especially if the person is related to you and if the distance is as small as 35 minutes like you said... Is either the OP was brought up in an hostile environment or na Money yab man



All this one na story... Even if we are living in the same street, if you as my in-law visit me without prior information, I will condone it the first time after giving serious warning to my wife buh if u try it the second time then u are on ur own cos I will not open my door for u except u intend to carry ur daughter on ur way home...

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Politics / Re: Okorocha To Uzodinma: "I Will Tell You How I Handled IPOB If You Consult Me" by Colonelswitz101(m): 12:04am On Apr 09, 2021
post=100619176:
GBAMSOLUTELY!!!

Wike really dealt with those animals very well when they started this rubbish.

Oyigbo could have been what they are turning Imo to right now...... another Borno .



The Two wise men have spoken.
#RESPECT


These young men below have said it all.
They have taken the words outta our mouths.
Nothing to be added and nothing to be taken away.

We Rise!

If u are actually supporting the killings of unarmed civilians as I was an I witness, then the little respect that I have for u is all gone. Do u know how many families who till today mourn their beloved ones who lost their lives for what they know nothing about? My nebo died in my presence from a stray bullet shot by ur murderous military corwards. For all those innocent blood shed on oyigbo land, it shall never be well with u, ur wike and ur illiterate corwards u call nigerian army. U don't deserve to live amongst humans, u should be in a cage in a zoo with gorillas and chimpanzees. Having fools like u amongst humans is actually an error in creation.

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Romance / Re: Can A Man Genuinely Fall In Love With A Lady Without Asking For Sex? by Colonelswitz101(m): 11:17pm On Apr 08, 2021
BadRadio:
what if the Op has enough cash in his cashapp already...

What if it's cold over there and the Op is chilling under the duvet with his phone browsing Nairaland and trying to teach u some sense??

The only sense I wish to be taught is a new way to make that extra cash... If that's not the case bro, just shut the hell up cos u will never make any sense to me.
Romance / Re: Can A Man Genuinely Fall In Love With A Lady Without Asking For Sex? by Colonelswitz101(m): 2:44pm On Apr 08, 2021
For this hot afternoon, imagine nigerian youths... Your mates are looking for money u are here discussing rubbish...ndi ala ndi ala... mtsheww

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Politics / Re: Imo Prison Break: Defend Yourselves Against IPOB Members – Uzodinma To Policemen by Colonelswitz101(m): 11:16pm On Apr 06, 2021
stieyven:

He who calls another a fool shall be in danger of hell. Matthew 5 :22
Remember that you shall be judged by every idle word you speak. Matthew 12 :36
You'll do well to receive Jesus into your life. Tomorrow may be too late. John 3 :16

Evidently, the devil knows all the bible words...
Politics / Re: Ehime Mbano Imo Police Station Burnt By Gunmen by Colonelswitz101(m): 8:46pm On Apr 06, 2021
Antoeni:
We must not allow sentiment to blind our sense of reasoning.
IPOB is turning to a full blown Terrorist organization
Time to stop them.

If u cannot provide any proof that these attacks were coordinated by IPOB then ur education is a waste...
Politics / Re: Imo Prison Break: Defend Yourselves Against IPOB Members – Uzodinma To Policemen by Colonelswitz101(m): 6:33pm On Apr 06, 2021
peacekante:
He was cheered by his supporters when he threatened that by the time he is done, Nigeria will be worse than Syria. But unfortunately his gullible brainwashed Supporters didn't ask him which part of Nigeria will be worse than Syria. His gullible Supporters thought the entire Nigeria will be affected by his terrorism. They forgot that during the civil war every part of Nigeria didn't feel the war. Life was going smoothly apart from south east where the war was fought and some part of south south. They forgot that despite the more dreaded boko haram activities, only the north east is badly hit and before the coming of this administration the north west. Boko Haram activities or terrorism didn't affect south.

His supporters are not aware that whatever system they want to apply, full blown war or guerrilla, only the south east region will feel it most. The activities of ESN Unknown Gunmen are still at its infancy stage and see the number of deaths and properties destroyed. See the number of criminals released from prison to the society. So which region will be like Syria? I am sure Nigeria will move on. That one is a given. Nigeria will only spend money on weapon and technology to tame the ESN Gunmen. But it is the south easterners that a Miscreant far away london want to make become worse than Syria.

Ndi igbo, this is how boko haram started. And more than 13years after that, Nigeria still day carry go.


Continue constituting nuisance and never fail to advertise ur intellectual incapacitation whenever the opportunity comes up...ewu

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Politics / Re: Owerri Prison Break: 1,844 Inmates Escape, 35 Refuse To Go - NCoS by Colonelswitz101(m): 4:57pm On Apr 05, 2021
donmixc:
cownu have started what he cannot finish. As for his online keyboard worriers, we shall see to the end of this fight.. ipob/esn are bloody terrorists

Your opinion doesn't count. you are irrelevant at the moment
Autos / Re: Nissan Sunny Yr 2000 For Sale In Anambra State by Colonelswitz101(m): 2:52pm On Apr 05, 2021
smatt1711:
30k. Serious buyer , call me on 09011055758

rie nsi
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu On Imo Prison Break: "No Nigerian Deserves To Be In Prison" by Colonelswitz101(m): 2:49pm On Apr 05, 2021
thebosstrevor1:
Ok....Nnamdi Kanu is fuelling crisis in igboland.

He can release all the prisoners in igboland and they should unleash their terror on igboland.

It will be beautiful to watch from afar.

The only people i pity are igbo women.



The last time innocent lives were lost in the fulani invasion of Oyigbo, it was wicked good for nothing souls like you that were supporting the genocide. I witnessed first hand the unnecessary killings and harrasment of unarmed civilians by your ragtag illitrate army while you and your likes called MNK a toothless bulldog and kept cheering on the zoo army. Well, adighi agwa ochi nti na agha esula. Nigeria will be brought down to it's knees this time and you with your family will not be left out. That bloodshed that you guys are looking for all this while, you will get it. This isn't 1967 and if you are hoping to see a repeat of what happened in 1967 to 70, then you really have a very low IQ. If the Nigerian government think we do not have the capability to march then trigger for trigger, them they are simply living in bondage of their ignorance. It has begun.
Politics / Re: How Talle Mai Ruwa Was Burnt To Death In Bauchi For Blasphemy - Residents by Colonelswitz101(m): 2:30pm On Apr 01, 2021
lekki1444:
some people are just claassless and trouble finders. why on eaarth will you insult prophet mohammed ? I mean of what benefit is it to you ? especially knowing most of these islamic guys are obsessed with him, what good is it for you to insult their prophet ? play stupid games win stupid prices

What a failed attempt to sound intelligent.... terrorist sympathizers everywhere...

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Politics / Re: Gunmen Attack Soludo, Kill 3 Policemen (Graphic Photos) by Colonelswitz101(m): 9:03pm On Mar 31, 2021
festacman:
I hope this is not the handiwork of IPOB to disrupt Anambra State Governorship election.


U no get sense at all...

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Food / Re: The Grasscutter My 404 Dogs Killed This Morning.. by Colonelswitz101(m): 4:37pm On Mar 31, 2021
Charmingrascal:


You are showing us the grass cutter but you are not showing us the dog that did the brilliant job so that we can commend him.

OP you are ungrateful

Las las na bone the dog go see chop... grin

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Romance / Re: Should Someone Confess To Her Fiance After Cheating? by Colonelswitz101(m): 4:34pm On Mar 31, 2021
SmellySperm:
no point telling him coz you'll still cheat on him after the marriage anyways

meanwhile,he should run a DNA test for his first seed..
I just have trust issues with you females

Don't mind those hoes.. that was how one left me for someone much richer. Right now she have got the money and suddenly remembered that no man handles her body the way I do. I told her straight up that I cannot be deceived to sleep with another man's wife no matter what.
Education / Re: Francis Ogbonnaya Otunta Dies In A Car Accident (Photos) by Colonelswitz101(m): 8:38pm On Mar 30, 2021
Dyke15:
Chai! My VC dat year
Rumor had it dat he impregnated one his students ND had to fly her abroad
His wife who was also a lecturer in d galz department went wild ND failed almost all d galz in dat galz department
Na rumour tho

Wisdom is something they don't teach in classes...u are a perfect illustration of what that statement means...
May his soul rest in peace...
Romance / Re: Soldiers Kneel To Propose To Their Girlfriends On The Road At Flyover (Photos) by Colonelswitz101(m): 12:01pm On Mar 29, 2021
Angel246:
Yes, they knelt down because it's the right way to go about it. You and your likes can go hug a transformer okay.

I will rather gladly drink 6 bottles of sniper and also hug a transformer than go on my knee to propose to any woman... Rubbish borrowed culture that is making u brainwashed feminists not to know ur place.
Romance / Re: Soldiers Kneel To Propose To Their Girlfriends On The Road At Flyover (Photos) by Colonelswitz101(m): 11:56am On Mar 29, 2021
Doradorwa:
Isn't it unethical to kneel down on a military uniform... My boyfriend will not even allow me to hug him until he remove his cap and belt. Anyway congrats to them.

Probably ur boyfriend doesn't serve in the nigerian army.
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid And Bella Shmurda In The Studio In Ghana (Video) by Colonelswitz101(m): 10:01am On Mar 24, 2021
KingAzubuike:
Bella Shmurda of all people lol Wizkid has stooped so low.


U are a fu¢king nobody n I suggest that u shove ur inconsequential opinion down ur $tupid butthol€

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Religion / Re: If Your Wife Sucks Your Manhood, You Are Gay - Apostle Sakordie by Colonelswitz101(m): 10:14pm On Mar 12, 2021
Edobabe20:

You just sounded soooo frustrated ,see how you typed rubbish as if you know me personally, you're a big disgrace to manhood and your family at large ,smh for you, I really pity people who associates with you undecided

Lol...u have a very low IQ
Religion / Re: If Your Wife Sucks Your Manhood, You Are Gay - Apostle Sakordie by Colonelswitz101(m): 5:19pm On Mar 12, 2021
Edobabe20:
I can't see myself sucking a man's di***k like wtf?
After keeping myself for you all you could ask me to do is sucking your whatever with my mouth shocked ARU

Always pretending and deceiving other gullible girls meanwhile in real life u are a di¢k eating monster ... Steady three square meal of ¢ock meat sandwich...

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Sports / Re: Israel Adesanya Buys Porsche For His Mother (Photos) by Colonelswitz101(m): 9:05pm On Mar 05, 2021
Shikena:

lipsrsealed Someone should borrow me that Bubu and his toothpick picture


Lol
Sports / Re: Israel Adesanya Buys Porsche For His Mother (Photos) by Colonelswitz101(m): 6:35pm On Mar 05, 2021
Dalil8:
Where ur papa young man? Abi he tell u say he no like porsche? or u fall from sky enter ur mama belle?

Baba God triple my blessings i must buy my papa house for Beverly Hills or Bel-Air, make am proud.

Left with our mothers we might never have been born. Our fathers made the move plus they put in all the work/efforts. God bless all fathers worldwide.


Calm down bro, the young man adores his father too. He already bought him many cars. I have bn following Izzi for a very long time. His family love him and I am his number one fan In nigeria.
Romance / Re: Lady Who Trekked From Ikeja To Mile 12 Receives N175k As Consolation (Pix) by Colonelswitz101(m): 8:16pm On Mar 04, 2021
sapphiere:
My post wasn't for you or your type. Goodbye

Chronic gold digging hoe
Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari Has Separated From President Buhari - Kemi Olunloyo by Colonelswitz101(m): 5:41am On Feb 27, 2021
GOVERNMENT2:
BUT WHO COME DEY SHINE HER CONGO MEAT NOW undecided

So u were actually awake by 12:31am to write this post? Wonders shall never end.
Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Buys A New House (Photos) by Colonelswitz101(m): 5:08am On Feb 27, 2021
Onyi22:
Na wife remain, make me your wife please

Nairaland number one gold digging hoe...

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Religion / Re: Benue Man Castrates Himself To Serve God (Photos) by Colonelswitz101(m): 7:44pm On Feb 26, 2021
Who should also kill himself to meet God faster.... idiots everywhere

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Education / Re: FUTO Student Commits Suicide By Hanging In His Room (Photo) by Colonelswitz101(m): 9:19am On Feb 25, 2021
sapphiere:
R.I.P to him.

Have you all notice that women rarely commit suicide.

That's because we have better things occupying our minds.



The FUTURE is FEMALE

It's now very obvious that you are an imbe¢ile..
Romance / Re: Man Caught His Girlfriend With Another Man In An Eatery Then This Happens -video by Colonelswitz101(m): 9:15pm On Feb 21, 2021
sapphiere:
They are both shameless.
Actually the man is the only shameless person here. The girl is not his wife. But if I don't drag the woman into it, these NL boys would see me as a man-hater.

It's not just about seeing you as a man hater, it's about how u are regularly advertising ur annoying topnotch fo0lishness in this forum. Your hatred for men have made it ur trade mark to always think and behave like someone with too many loose screws in their head... U need to examine your pathetic life carefully cos u are obviously lost.

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Politics / Re: Six Children Killed In Attack By IPOB On Anambra Community by Colonelswitz101(m): 10:38pm On Feb 19, 2021
dat9jaguy:


So you guys now go after children, very bad.
Ordinary Airforce surveillance yesterday you guys were already shouting massacre.
Continue the chest beating, when you see the result you go rest.

You have a very low IQ walahi...
Politics / Re: EndSARS: Comedian, Mr Macaroni, Other Protesters Stripped, Tied (Pictures) by Colonelswitz101(m): 3:53pm On Feb 13, 2021
Okoroawusa:
I Love this

Idiots like you n those liking ur post should have come to this world as gorillas and chimpanzees

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