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Politics / Re: Biden Bins Desperate Buhari As Nigeria Burns by Colonelswitz101(m): 7:15pm On May 09, 2021
The United States government doesn't negotiate or take sides with terrorists....

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Health / Re: Temitope Apanishile: The Boy Born Without Penis Cries Out For Help (Photo) by Colonelswitz101(m): 7:04pm On May 09, 2021
pocohantas:
Na that Arsenal jersey cause am.

This is serious though. How do we fix this?
Jesu cheesy

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Politics / Re: Insecurity: Ortom Vs El-Rufai by Colonelswitz101(m): 10:29pm On May 08, 2021
post=101502049:
Peace is all we want in our nation, not all these political shenanigans.

This too shall pass.

Peace will reign in our darling country.
God bless Nigeria.

No worry u go tire the day u wake up come find out say na only u remain for ur darling Nigeria.. The time nearer than u imagine. Keep living in self denial.

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Politics / Re: Unknown Gunmen Killed Six Policemen In Akwa Ibom by Colonelswitz101(m): 10:09pm On May 08, 2021
kingbee90:


I can see you spreading this your propaganda.You have failed. You people think you can collapse the Nigerian security architecture of the SE/SS easily? Nobody will resign instead they will come out stronger.Biafra has failed before and Biafra will still fail again I can assure you that.

Such shameless brazen display of ignorance, you are a nobody to decide if BIAFRA will come. I assure u and ur likes that u will go to bed to wake up to the declaration of independence of BIAFRA LAND. We have gone past the stage of failing and ur opinion right now doesn't change anything.

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Politics / Re: Insecurity: US Won’t Relocate Africa Command To Nigeria, Pentagon Replies Buhari by Colonelswitz101(m): 7:28am On May 08, 2021
Rossinkup:


Will you shut up, you narcissistic ingrate.

You are alive as an 'Igbo man' today because of Gowon's 'No Victor, No Vanquished policy,' a first in the modern world.

After you surrendered and your leader fled, the Nigerian army could have been ordered to finish you off completely. Instead Gowon ordered his troops to ceasefire and return to barracks.

Nobody owed you a dime. You LOST a war.

Not sure if you know anything about the history of warfare, but the victorious party is not obliged to give money to the enemy he just defeated.

Or 'rehabilitate' them.

You are lucky, so keep shut.


My message is not for Fo0ls...

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Religion / Re: Buhari: Mbaka’s Dabble Into Politics Violates His Oath – Bishop Kaigama by Colonelswitz101(m): 7:16am On May 08, 2021
When we left our trenches and dropped our arms at the end of the War in 1970, we headed straight to the Houses we built. We were shocked to hear that the Nigeria Government branded them abandoned Properties and distributed it amongst themselves.
We headed to the Banks to withdraw the millions we left there before the War, the Nigerians told us we could only have 20 pounds. It did not matter how much we had in our accounts.
Homeless and penniless we went back to pick up the jobs we left when we fled for our lives, the Nigerians also told us we could not take back the jobs. They filled up our positions with poorly qualified folks.
In that dare situation, we were mourning, hungry, penniless, homeless and jobless. These same idiots I call Nigerians quickly passed a policy they called Indigenisation Policy to sell off government companies to themselves knowing fully well that non of us could raise up to 21 pounds!
You pulled yourself up without any assistance and quickly recovered and over-took the clowns with your mere 20 pounds, yet they did not rest, but rather took the same war to your various endeavors in the forms of quota system, exclusive economic lists, federal character, ELDS states, and cooked population figures and use of local government as the yard stick to disburse national cakes.
Pause a bit and think of these short paragraphs. You will notice that Nigeria, the same zoo country you are proud of as an Igbo man, was designed and measures put in place to keep you down and out in Nigeria. Yet your slave mindset that has "short term memory of sorrow and pains" took over you to forgive and forget and you started behaving as though nothing happened in the past.
You knew quite well that their deceptive RRR measures was a farce. Your foolishness still made you to allow handshakes with them that went above the elbows. You still had the foolishness to build new houses in the areas they took the ones you earlier built.
If you aim a gun at me and fire with the intention of killing me and you missed!! That you missed would make me NEVER to trust you again nor forgive you. I will take my own aim and make sure I NEUTRALISE you completely!!!

We will never forget nor forgive.
Crime / Re: Unknown Burn Down Police Station In Rivers State by Colonelswitz101(m): 7:14am On May 08, 2021
When we left our trenches and dropped our arms at the end of the War in 1970, we headed straight to the Houses we built. We were shocked to hear that the Nigeria Government branded them abandoned Properties and distributed it amongst themselves.
We headed to the Banks to withdraw the millions we left there before the War, the Nigerians told us we could only have 20 pounds. It did not matter how much we had in our accounts.
Homeless and penniless we went back to pick up the jobs we left when we fled for our lives, the Nigerians also told us we could not take back the jobs. They filled up our positions with poorly qualified folks.
In that dare situation, we were mourning, hungry, penniless, homeless and jobless. These same idiots I call Nigerians quickly passed a policy they called Indigenisation Policy to sell off government companies to themselves knowing fully well that non of us could raise up to 21 pounds!
You pulled yourself up without any assistance and quickly recovered and over-took the clowns with your mere 20 pounds, yet they did not rest, but rather took the same war to your various endeavors in the forms of quota system, exclusive economic lists, federal character, ELDS states, and cooked population figures and use of local government as the yard stick to disburse national cakes.
Pause a bit and think of these short paragraphs. You will notice that Nigeria, the same zoo country you are proud of as an Igbo man, was designed and measures put in place to keep you down and out in Nigeria. Yet your slave mindset that has "short term memory of sorrow and pains" took over you to forgive and forget and you started behaving as though nothing happened in the past.
You knew quite well that their deceptive RRR measures was a farce. Your foolishness still made you to allow handshakes with them that went above the elbows. You still had the foolishness to build new houses in the areas they took the ones you earlier built.
If you aim a gun at me and fire with the intention of killing me and you missed!! That you missed would make me NEVER to trust you again nor forgive you. I will take my own aim and make sure I NEUTRALISE you completely!!!

We will never forgive nor forget.

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Politics / Re: Insecurity: US Won’t Relocate Africa Command To Nigeria, Pentagon Replies Buhari by Colonelswitz101(m): 7:10am On May 08, 2021
When we left our trenches and dropped our arms at the end of the War in 1970, we headed straight to the Houses we built. We were shocked to hear that the Nigeria Government branded them abandoned Properties and distributed it amongst themselves.
We headed to the Banks to withdraw the millions we left there before the War, the Nigerians told us we could only have 20 pounds. It did not matter how much we had in our accounts.
Homeless and penniless we went back to pick up the jobs we left when we fled for our lives, the Nigerians also told us we could not take back the jobs. They filled up our positions with poorly qualified folks.
In that dare situation, we were mourning, hungry, penniless, homeless and jobless. These same idiots I call Nigerians quickly passed a policy they called Indigenisation Policy to sell off government companies to themselves knowing fully well that non of us could raise up to 21 pounds!
You pulled yourself up without any assistance and quickly recovered and over-took the clowns with your mere 20 pounds, yet they did not rest, but rather took the same war to your various endeavors in the forms of quota system, exclusive economic lists, federal character, ELDS states, and cooked population figures and use of local government as the yard stick to disburse national cakes.
Pause a bit and think of these short paragraphs. You will notice that Nigeria, the same zoo country you are proud of as an Igbo man, was designed and measures put in place to keep you down and out in Nigeria. Yet your slave mindset that has "short term memory of sorrow and pains" took over you to forgive and forget and you started behaving as though nothing happened in the past.
You knew quite well that their deceptive RRR measures was a farce. Your foolishness still made you to allow handshakes with them that went above the elbows. You still had the foolishness to build new houses in the areas they took the ones you earlier built.
If you aim a gun at me and fire with the intention of killing me and you missed!! That you missed would make me NEVER to trust you again nor forgive you. I will take my own aim and make sure I NEUTRALISE you completely!!!

We will never forget and we will never forgive.

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Politics / Re: Wike: Kaduna Suffering From Evils El-Rufai Once Wished Rivers by Colonelswitz101(m): 7:08am On May 08, 2021
sonofElElyon:


Can you prove that wike killed anyone? You need to remember that you are on a public forum. Making allegations you can't substantiate could have severe consequences

The blood of all the innocent souls that useless man wasted in oyigbo will surely be avenged. His time will come and I assure u that time is very near.

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Politics / Re: Uche Mefor Accuses Nnamdi Kanu Of Being In Control Of Unknown Gunmen by Colonelswitz101(m): 8:27pm On May 07, 2021
bla4:
Nnamdi kanu is a fraudster

Mugu how much did he defraud you? Please don't cry more than the bereaved. None of us asked u to make any form of contribution to our struggle.
Politics / Re: Uche Mefor Accuses Nnamdi Kanu Of Being In Control Of Unknown Gunmen by Colonelswitz101(m): 8:24pm On May 07, 2021
NgeneUkwenu:
Give Nigerian Security next one month, you won't hear ESN again, since the Unknown GunMen Have Been Known to be Nnamdi and his Terrorists followers...

So how long do we give them before we stopped hearing about Boko Haram? U have sworn never to have sense.
Politics / Re: Nigerian Army Reacts To Foiled Attack On Imo Police Area Command by Colonelswitz101(m): 8:14pm On May 07, 2021
Nightalan:
Death to all terrorists, the porn-loving albino coward will also end miserably. Shioor.

I wonder how many times in a day that u masturbate with kanu's wife picture

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Politics / Re: APC, PDP Reps Clash Over Comments On Buhari's Sins, Defection Plan To PDP by Colonelswitz101(m): 11:57am On May 07, 2021
Heavensent01:



the joke is on you and ediot Asgard73 you quoted his imbecilic post


you people regrouping to badmouth Yoruba people are just the evidence that Igbo people are naive people


set of uncivilized monkey, na Yoruba say make your sun failed to rise ? mumu people

Mods Rule 2...
Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye: 'I Am N48M Richer After Chelsea’s Win Against Madrid' by Colonelswitz101(m): 9:47am On May 06, 2021
Mokason288:
This idiot peter that is controlled by a woman is always chasing clout

Show us the ticket.... Anu Inchi (bush meat)

I rep King Rude Boy

How can u be calling someone an idiot because u assume he is controlled by his wife. What does that even mean to you? How does it affect you? All the people liking ur post really showed we have a lot of dumb people in this forum.
When u marry, u can decide to make ur wife to loose her self worth since any meaningful contribution from a woman means controlling u as a man. U don't live with them so I don't know any other reason for that conclusion if not the foolishness that comes with joining a bandwagon of zombism.
Ur wife is ur helper, companion and adviser. I started recording huge success in my business from the moment I stopped behaving like u. She has never given me any wrong financial advice. Women are humans and some are smarter than you. Don't even bother calling me a simp cos u don't even know what it means to be an alpha male.

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Politics / Re: Anambra Election: Top 3 Front Liners For APC Victory by Colonelswitz101(m): 8:08pm On May 05, 2021
Machinegun91:
Stanbic bank is defrauding me

No worry I go beat any of their Port Harcourt office manager tomorrow on ur behalf... Stop crying ok. Uv reported to the right authority, I will take care of it...
Politics / Re: Anambra Election: Top 3 Front Liners For APC Victory by Colonelswitz101(m): 7:58pm On May 05, 2021
post=101412335:

Any candidate that will better the lives of Anambra indigenes will be the winner of the primaries.

A better Nigeria all around is what we want.
Anambra people, please choose wisely.

GOD BLESS Anambra State.
God bless Nigeria


We Rise!

It's only a fool that will contest an elective post and hope to win under APC in Anambra State. Impossible, except they will use army to kill all the electorates and rig it..
Politics / Re: Anambra Election: Top 3 Front Liners For APC Victory by Colonelswitz101(m): 7:58pm On May 05, 2021
It's only a fool that will contest an elective post and hope to win under APC in Anambra State. Impossible, except they will use army to kill all the electorates and rig it..

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Politics / Re: Uzodinma Launches Operation Search And Flush Team In Imo, Presents Cars, Gadgets by Colonelswitz101(m): 6:08pm On May 05, 2021
This thread reeks of rotten zombies...Tueh
Crime / Re: Bandits Attack Churches In Kaduna, Many Killed, Others Kidnapped by Colonelswitz101(m): 5:26pm On May 05, 2021
This is boko haram attack on a church, why call them bandits. Muhammadu Buhari and his boys on a full trotle JIHAD.

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Family / Re: Nigerian Lady Throws A Divorce Party, Celebrates With Friends by Colonelswitz101(m): 10:16pm On Apr 20, 2021
Nusaibart:


Including your papa ur mama papa and you yourself fool

Frustration is really having a field day in ur dumb skull...

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Family / Re: Nigerian Lady Throws A Divorce Party, Celebrates With Friends by Colonelswitz101(m): 10:14pm On Apr 20, 2021
MansoryMX:


Starting with your dad, brothers, uncles. Even your male pet dogs and lecturers are not left behind!

Lol

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Crime / Re: EFCC Hands Over Recovered ₦67.5 Million by Colonelswitz101(m): 11:43am On Apr 16, 2021
Kimberlycutiee:
We hope this will be spent judiciously

Did u read the post at all?

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Celebrities / Re: Recent Pictures Of Emmanuella Samuel, The Comedienne by Colonelswitz101(m): 8:38am On Apr 16, 2021
thatsleepboy1:
The girl go sweet for Bleep o

What did I just read. Did u hit ur head somewhere this morning?

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Health / Re: Akeredolu: 124,817 Pregnant Women Living With HIV In Ondo by Colonelswitz101(m): 7:59am On Apr 16, 2021
dominique:


The reports shows that numerous pregnant women are currently living with the virus most of whom are married and most likely got it from their husbands. So why exactly are you triggered or did you catch your sub?

Most married men too got it from their adulterous wives. I don't know the purpose of making this solely a male gender transmitted disease. Are u in any way saying that only men cheat in marriage?
Health / Re: Akeredolu: 124,817 Pregnant Women Living With HIV In Ondo by Colonelswitz101(m): 5:46am On Apr 16, 2021
[quote author=BedroomSecret post=100834034]This is serious!

Men, if you must have multiple sex partners, make condom your pally.
Stop exposing your wives to HIV.

Please, check my signature[/quite]

Highest level of writing rubbish...so u mean to make us understand that it's only married men that have sex/unprotected sex outside their marriage or what other point are u trying to make?
Crime / Re: Gunmen Storm Anambra Community, Destroy Vehicles (Photos) by Colonelswitz101(m): 7:02pm On Apr 15, 2021
Davefed:
Keep fooling yourself.

Don't mind that imbe¢ile.
Crime / Re: Gunmen Storm Anambra Community, Destroy Vehicles (Photos) by Colonelswitz101(m): 7:01pm On Apr 15, 2021
post=100825218:

Hmmmmm, this is deep!
We have read exactly the same comment as this by many sane, reasonable members on this forum.
And the animal call Cownu brainwashing these lesser animals is somewhere hiding eating oha soup with hot future.
We only pity the innocent mothers and daughters that will be raped and killed as all these are going down.
Cownu end will be terrible along with his supporters.

Mark this down!


U obviously ain't having any better IQ than those vultures u are grilling...

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Politics / Re: Adamu Garba, Others React As Twitter Picks Ghana As African Headquarters by Colonelswitz101(m): 6:27am On Apr 13, 2021
GeneralPula:


Did you know that life wasn’t this cruel in Nigeria before the emergence of PDP in 1999?


Oh my God, how do we progress as a nation when we have sophisticated fo0ls like u making up a greater percentage of the nigerian population? It's really helplessly painful.

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