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Crime / Re: 520 Of Us Were Kidnapped - Rescued Kankara Student Reveals by Colonelswitz101(m): 5:17am On Dec 15, 2020
dalass:


Even this topic. Is it not against the North. Or is it southern kidnappers that went up north to kidnap over 500 boys

And he's right because it 300+, later 600+, now its 520. Obviously they can't count well

Garba shehu even said they are not more than 10...
Politics / Re: Masari: Bandits Have So Far Released 17 Of Kidnapped Students by Colonelswitz101(m): 4:50am On Dec 15, 2020
Thank God for their lives... meanwhile I thought Garba shehu said they weren't more than 10 kidnapped students...FG n lies are inseparable..

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Politics / Re: Students Abduction: Army Making Reassuring Noises, Says Mailafia by Colonelswitz101(m): 4:34pm On Dec 14, 2020
BafanaBafana:
Mailafiya said a northern governor is a Boko Haram commander, they asked him to name the governor, nigga said he heard it from market women.
This man is another FFK in the making

Please shut up and stop derailing this topic if u have nothing meaningful to contribute....

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Autos / Re: Lexus Is350 2009 With Navigation 3.250m by Colonelswitz101(m): 4:28pm On Dec 14, 2020
acadollar:
Extra sharp
2009 Is Lexus
Reverse camera, DVD
Fully loaded
Location : Festac, Lagos.

Wey the price na? Abi u wan do Xmas giveaway...
Politics / Re: 2023 Presidency: I Won’t Allow Anyone Deceive Me Again – Sam Ewang by Colonelswitz101(m): 4:06pm On Dec 14, 2020
As it stands now, if I hear any of my neighbors talking Abt voting APC to rule this country again, I will sharply arrange him/her a psychiatric hospital visit..

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Sports / Re: UEFA Champions League 2020/2021 Round Of 16 Draw by Colonelswitz101(m): 1:12pm On Dec 14, 2020
Thanks
chaloskyx:
YES IT IS
Sports / Re: UEFA Champions League 2020/2021 Round Of 16 Draw by Colonelswitz101(m): 1:11pm On Dec 14, 2020
Sports / Re: UEFA Champions League 2020/2021 Round Of 16 Draw by Colonelswitz101(m): 1:02pm On Dec 14, 2020
chaloskyx:
UEFA Champions League round of 16 fixtures

[img]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EpMc4q5XMAEXkJ5?format=jpg&name=medium[/img]
Borussia Mönchengladbach (GER) vs Manchester City (ENG)
Lazio (ITA) vs Bayern (GER)
Atlético (ESP) vs Chelsea (ENG)
Leipzig (GER) vs Liverpool (ENG)
Porto (POR) vs Juventus (ITA)
Barcelona (ESP) vs Paris (FRA)
Sevilla (ESP) vs Borussia Dortmund (GER)
Atalanta (ITA) vs Real Madrid (ESP)

Please is this confirmed??
Politics / Re: Kankara: Buhari Under Attack For Sending Delegates While In Daura by Colonelswitz101(m): 12:24pm On Dec 14, 2020
NoIgboSoundTueh:

Buhari will still be a better option than your Jonathan, even if he burn half of the country
Kiss the truth!

I assure u that if half of nigeria is to be burnt by buhari, it will be the entire north that gets burnt and I assure u that ur dumb skull will be buried in the rubbles and ashes...

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Politics / Re: Abduction Of Katsina Students: Declare State Of Emergency Now – Atiku To Buhari by Colonelswitz101(m): 12:37pm On Dec 13, 2020
cosmatika:
Nna u ppl should allow Jubril learn his Fulfude in peace. He has only 8days remaining in Kastina to prove MNK wrong.
There was no kidnap anywhere in the North. The North is the safest place to live and raise children.
The only problem there is the southern youths trying to corrupt them with social media.

Dear Jubril El Sudani, greet ur 150 barren cows for Lauretta Onochie grin


grin grin
Romance / Re: See The Hair-cut I Asked For VS. What This Useless *barber In Ikeja Gave Me by Colonelswitz101(m): 8:48pm On Dec 12, 2020
Lol

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Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu Tests Positive To COVID-19 by Colonelswitz101(m): 8:36pm On Dec 12, 2020
APC wan use lockdown finish their tenure... grin

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Politics / Re: Lekki Shootings: CNN Objects To Lagos Panel’s Invitation by Colonelswitz101(m): 2:06pm On Dec 12, 2020
I saw these pictures yesterday...
Autos / Re: Toyota Camry Muscle 2010 XLE Full Option With Reverse Camera by Colonelswitz101(m): 7:19am On Dec 12, 2020
LovelyDude:


Yeah. Do you have any problem with the price?

Anybody that buys any of these cars at such prices from u is supposed to be in a psychiatric hospital...

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Politics / Re: Buhari Takes One-Week Visit To Daura by Colonelswitz101(m): 7:24pm On Dec 11, 2020
Buhari is only a code name... Buhari as a person doesn't exist..

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Politics / Re: Buhari: I Won't Succumb To Threats, Take Any Decision Out Of Fear Or Pressure by Colonelswitz101(m): 6:58pm On Dec 11, 2020
Okoroawusa:
I Love PMB

Chineke gbaa gi oku...
Love gbuo gi onye uchu...
Crime / Re: Woman Beaten By Mob In Nasawara For Kidnapping Children by Colonelswitz101(m): 1:47pm On Dec 11, 2020
[quote author=Nightstalker post=96961850][/quote]

Tell that to the midwife whom u fell off from her hand n hit ur head hard on the flow... Plenty screws loose for ur head...

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Crime / Re: Woman Beaten By Mob In Nasawara For Kidnapping Children by Colonelswitz101(m): 1:45pm On Dec 11, 2020
Nightstalker:
Alot of you should shut the fùck up

I am not justifying kidnapping but this thrives not because of rituals forget nollywood but because of the high rate or infertility amongst Nigerian women..i

Gentlemen fact I know two couples whose wife's bought babies. This underground adoption agencies have saved marriages o

Men alot of you here traumatize your wives to the point these women have no choice

Nigeria is a society stacked against the women . These women are afraid of the stigma of being barren and the man will be seen as the victim of marrying a useless barren women

These women have no choice

If you know you know

There is a huge market for underground adoption business in Nigeria

The legal system is so fûcked up
I know lady been waiting for pickin from government for over 9 years if I tell you how much bribes she has given and the shakara the useless civil servants working there do to her you will understand why women go this far .

Alot of you self righteous hippocrites are fathering children bought in the underground and you are here making noise


Look at this nincompoop justifying kidnap n at same time instigating gender war... Sense is far from u

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Politics / Re: #endsars: Northern Elders Disown Ango Abdullahi Over Statement Against Igbo by Colonelswitz101(m): 1:37pm On Dec 11, 2020
Simplyleo:
Which of the Northern elders?

Watch how those Northern elders will suddenly become the heroes of some beings while Ango Abdullahi assume the status of illiterate. cheesy


Agent of darkness, everybody know say na igbo topics dey give u orgasm...

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Food / Re: Thread Of Foods You Can Cook On Christmas Day by Colonelswitz101(m): 1:25pm On Dec 11, 2020
Tyewolove:
You eat egusi with pounded yam,eba,semo and fufu.
Don't forget to likes and share.


Oh I love this

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Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky: Women, Give Up, I've Taken Over Your Gender by Colonelswitz101(m): 11:44am On Dec 11, 2020
Beckysexy:

I was not justifying prostitution and neither was I glorifying prostitution in my comment.
You're obviously taking it the wrong way. Please go back and read my comment again. I'm trying to be polite as much as possible.

Ok...it's also nice to hear u are trying to be polite as much as u can, please do that more often...have a nice weekend

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Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky: Women, Give Up, I've Taken Over Your Gender by Colonelswitz101(m): 9:52am On Dec 11, 2020
Beckysexy:

It's ok. My comment was probably too high for your intellectual capacity, so I understand how you feel.

Don't even go there please...u obviously do not elderly man's picture in ur sitting room....

Isn't it evident enof of ur intellectual incapacitation when u assumed that justifying n glorifying prostitution will be funny to those who read ur comment when u know how morally sensitive we are wen making opinions in topics like this? Prostitution is not wat u joke about except u see the potential in urself n probably conducting a market survey with ur comment...
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky: Women, Give Up, I've Taken Over Your Gender by Colonelswitz101(m): 9:28am On Dec 11, 2020
Beckysexy:

You probably misunderstood my comment.

I hope so
Politics / Re: Soldiers Killed Protesters Demanding Akire’s Removal – Residents by Colonelswitz101(m): 8:57am On Dec 11, 2020
Cowards in uniform. If every attack on the army equals to indiscriminately shooting residents, why are there still Boko Haram terrorists in sambisa forest since Boko boys has been killing them in their thousands?

Blood sucking demons that only know how to form Rambo wen faced with empty handed protesters...

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Health / Re: Defence Minister, Buratai, Others Go Into Isolation As GOC Dies by Colonelswitz101(m): 8:52am On Dec 11, 2020
GOC down, next is that jihadist they call buratai..

Infact I must drink Budweiser this evening to celebrate this good news...
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky: Women, Give Up, I've Taken Over Your Gender by Colonelswitz101(m): 8:44am On Dec 11, 2020
Beckysexy:
Chai
Bobrisky is flexing womanhood more than some ladies
This Life no balance o sad

Really? This is even coming from a woman..chai! So prostituting and bragging about it on social media now equals to flexing womanhood abi? Comments like urs is one of the reasons some men see all women as potential prostitutes....
Politics / Re: Second Niger Bridge Nears Completion (pics) by Colonelswitz101(m): 8:21am On Dec 11, 2020
daleehat:
May God keep you permanently dormant for life, which Government started which protect?? Or you mean the one started & completed on paper by Jonathan?? thunder fire you there with that useless counter funding you mentioned above. Who counter funded What? a project started by Buhari and will soon be completed by same Buhari keep being stupid and foolish with ur thoughts, petty Fools

I'm trying to picture the kinda sub human u are with the way u have bn responding n cursing people upandan. Just go through ur mentions again n maybe the little 2% wisdom remaining in ur skull will agree with me Abt how much of a lowlife that u are...
U should be in a psychiatric hospital...
Politics / Re: Fayose On Buhari's Absence At NASS: How Else Do You Describe A Dictator? by Colonelswitz101(m): 9:30pm On Dec 10, 2020
DennisEche:
Shut up, you think we don't know the plans of the South West. So that Buhari will be embarrassed in the. House by Tinubu boy aka speaker

Its obvious u are bn paid to keep advertising ur foolishness.

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Politics / Re: Fayose On Buhari's Absence At NASS: How Else Do You Describe A Dictator? by Colonelswitz101(m): 9:27pm On Dec 10, 2020
Buhari is only a code name... Buhari as a person doesn't exist.

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Politics / Re: Sagay To National Assembly: British Parliament Can’t Summon Queen by Colonelswitz101(m): 9:25pm On Dec 10, 2020
chatinent:
What is a Buhari?

Define buhari?

Buhari is the name of a late Fulani general ruling a zoo in West Africa. Recent survey also indicates that the name buhari have bn adopted by a gathering of old and senile fools(also called the cabals) allergic to the development of their conquered territory. In summary, from recent events, buhari is only a code name for tyranny and enslavement of the masses by a few 16th century hooligans in the corridor of power. Thank u

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Romance / Re: What Should I Do My Side Chick Is Cheating On Me With My Wife's Side Guy by Colonelswitz101(m): 3:56pm On Dec 10, 2020
Organize a foursome orgy

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